The WORST episodes of Small Prophets

Every episode of Small Prophets ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Small Prophets!

The magical and the mundane unfolds in a suburban shed as a lonely man stumbles into the supernatural.

Last Updated: 3/19/2026Network: BBC TwoStatus: Continuing

7.50

125 votes

#1 - Episode 2

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/16/2026

Michael converts his shed into an alchemist’s laboratory, but Clive is getting suspicious. Kacey invites Michael to the pub, where he says too much about his mysterious experiment.

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7.51

151 votes

#2 - Episode 1

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/9/2026

Since his girlfriend went missing seven years ago, Michael Sleep’s life has been on hold. But a mystical recipe in an old journal promises to give the answers he’s been longing for.

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7.56

104 votes

#3 - Episode 3

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/23/2026

Michael witnesses a crime and is questioned by the police. Clive is obsessing about a black rabbit, while Kacey visits Marvin Gardens and is shocked by what she sees.

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7.60

78 votes

#4 - Episode 5

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/9/2026

Strange things are happening in Marvin Gardens, and they’re starting to attract unwanted attention. It’s time for Kacey and Michael to exhume the prophets from their pile of manure.

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7.66

99 votes

#5 - Episode 4

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/2/2026

Clive is seething when a truckload of steaming horse manure is dumped in front of Michael’s house. Kacey comes round to help bury the jars and asks Michael about the hoarded boxes.

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8.00

76 votes

#6 - Episode 6

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/16/2026

The prophets are looking sick, Michael hasn’t asked his questions, and all hell has broken out in Marvin Gardens. It seems like the end of the line - or the start of a new adventure.

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