The BEST Episodes of Seed

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Feb 22, 2020

Network: The CW

Seed is a half-hour comedy following Harry, a likeable bachelor and bartender whose previous foray into sperm donation has resulted in offspring he was unaware of – until now. Harry discovers that his foray into the world of sperm donation has resulted in kids – lots of kids! This ill-equipped bachelor finds himself entangled in the lives of his newfound children and their less-than-thrilled families – a lesbian couple and their 9-year-old oddball son, an up-tight, upper-class husband and wife and their rebellious teenage daughter, and an impulsive single woman with a ticking biological clock …

Mother Sucker

#1 - Mother Sucker

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired Apr 24, 2014

Harry and Rose tell Rose´s judgemental mom a lie in order to keep her happy; and Michelle and Zoey turn to Jonathan for help preparing their wills.

star 9.23
48 votes
Directors: James Allodi
Writers: Jon Davis, Joseph Raso
Mall My Children

#2 - Mall My Children

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired Apr 10, 2014

Rose tries to put Harry's 'single dad powers' to good use, while Michelle, Zoey, Janet and Jonathon confront their bedroom fantasies.

star 8.73
48 votes
Directors: James Genn
Writers: Jenn Engels, Mike McPhaden
Safe Sects

#3 - Safe Sects

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired Mar 27, 2014

Rose tricks Harry into babysitting so she can have her first sex date with new boyfriend Bruce, but is furious when Harry leaves baby Charlie with Janet, whose 'baby whispering' skills are put to the test. Meanwhile, Zoey worries that Billy is slow for not figuring out her homemade holiday, 'Gaia Day,' isn't real.

star 8.73
51 votes
Directors: James Dunnison
Writers: Joseph Raso, Mark Farrell
To Breed or Not to Breed

#4 - To Breed or Not to Breed

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired Mar 20, 2014

With the sperm bank out of Harry’s 'stuff,' Zoey and Michelle go straight to the source. But Harry refuses to put out, forcing Zoey and Michelle to confront the reality of another baby. Meanwhile, Rose wants her boyfriend Bruce to get along with Harry, and Janet and Jonathan try to rekindle their 'happy marriage' – with disastrous results.

star 8.67
54 votes
Directors: James Dunnison
Writers: Jenny Dale
Thanks for Coming

#5 - Thanks for Coming

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired Jun 5, 2014

Feelings are mixed over the possibility that Harry isn't actually the sperm-donor dad of Anastasia and Billy. Elsewhere, Rose admits to herself that she has feelings for baby Charlie's father.

star 8.55
20 votes
The Second Coming

#6 - The Second Coming

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired Mar 6, 2014

Harry, Michelle and Zoey dole out conflicting love advice to Billy, while Harry tries to deal with his newly discovered crush on Rose. Meanwhile, Rose can't wait to start dating a cute father at her baby's play group, but she’s not happy when she finds Harry spying on her date. Jonathan is thrilled to come to Harry's rescue, since Janet and Anastasia aren't interested in his advice.

star 8.51
57 votes
Directors: James Genn
Writers: Joseph Raso
Getting Tail

#7 - Getting Tail

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired Apr 3, 2014

Harry becomes jealous of Billy and Jonathon's new bond, while Rose tries to spice things up with Bruce.

star 8.46
57 votes
Directors: James Genn
Writers: Mike McPhaden
Baby Doctor Strangelove

#8 - Baby Doctor Strangelove

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired May 22, 2014

Rose quickly gets over her initial annoyance with Harry dating baby Charlie's pediatrician after she comes to realize the perks of having a doctor on call.

star 8.41
17 votes
At Your Cervix

#9 - At Your Cervix

Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired Apr 29, 2013

Roses's pregnancy nears full term, prompting Zoey and Michelle to contemplate whether they will ever want another child of their own.

star 8.35
55 votes
Directors: Ron Murphy
Writers: Jennifer Daley, Joseph Raso
Always Use a Condo

#10 - Always Use a Condo

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired Apr 22, 2013

Rose lies to make a preschool waitlist; while Zoey and Michelle attempt to give Billy 'The Talk'

star 8.31
84 votes
Directors: Ron Murphy
Writers: Jon Davis, Joseph Raso
Premature Driver's Education

#11 - Premature Driver's Education

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired May 29, 2014

Harry tries not to panic when he and his new girlfriend reach a landmark date. At the same time, Janet and Jonathan try to deny just how freaked out they are about teaching Anastasia how to drive.

star 8.30
20 votes
Ill Conceived

#12 - Ill Conceived

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired Feb 4, 2013

Harry becomes an overnight father figure to nine-year-old Billy and teenage Anastasia, who both seem to be the product of Harry's past foray into sperm donation. Meanwhile Harry meets Rose, a beautiful, if neurotic, single woman who's out to have a baby on her own, and who believes Harry may have what she needs to get pregnant.

star 8.18
153 votes
Directors: James Genn
Writers: Joseph Raso
Consenting Adults

#13 - Consenting Adults

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired Mar 13, 2014

Harry's feelings for Rose mean he's not interested in dating other women, but Zoey, Michelle and Janet convince him to date the director of Billy's school play. Meanwhile, Jonathan tells Rose about Harry's feelings for her, but Rose doesn't believe it when she catches Harry in a compromising situation.

star 8.08
53 votes
Directors: James Genn
Writers: Mark Farrell
Et Tattoo, Bruté?

#14 - Et Tattoo, Bruté?

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired May 8, 2014

Harry hopes to raise the families’ opinion of him by introducing them to his delinquent big brother Frank, but Harry realizes he may be the family black sheep after Frank charms everyone.

star 8.02
51 votes
Directors: James Allodi
Writers: Jon Davis & Joseph Raso
Zygote Problems

#15 - Zygote Problems

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Feb 11, 2013

Harry helps Billy’s moms, Zoey and Michelle, to encourage Billy to be cooler at school. Meanwhile Jonathan and Janet fear their daughter Anastasia may be failing French, and administer an I.Q. test to Harry, fearing she got the ‘dumb gene’ from him. Harry and Rose square off about the future of Rose’s potential child.

star 8.01
145 votes
Directors: James Genn
Writers: Joseph Raso
The Sperm Whale

#16 - The Sperm Whale

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired Apr 15, 2013

Harry lies about having a relationship with Rose to score with a home-wrecker; Jonathan and Janet attempt to connect with Anastasia online.

star 8.00
58 votes
Directors: Ron Murphy
Writers: Jennifer Daley, Joseph Raso
The Rhythmic Gymnastic Method

#17 - The Rhythmic Gymnastic Method

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Feb 18, 2013

Harry signs Billy up for Rhythmic Gymnastics, so that Harry can hook up with the hot new gymnastics teacher. Meanwhile Jonathan offers Harry $5000 to disappear from his daughter’s life. Rose strikes up a friendship with Irene, who Harry fears will tell Rose all of Harry’s dirty secrets.

star 7.96
141 votes
Directors: James Dunnison
Writers: Jenn Engels
Womb Mates

#18 - Womb Mates

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired Apr 8, 2013

Harry coaxes out Rose's bachelor side when they are forced to share an apartment. Zoey's grandmother plays a visit, and Rachel goes behind Jonathan's back in an attempt to get a good deal on a car.

star 7.90
115 votes
Directors: Ron Murphy
Writers: Jenn Engels
Rebel Without Lamaze

#19 - Rebel Without Lamaze

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired Apr 1, 2013

Harry helps Rose to make friends in her new birthing class, while Janet and Jonathan fight for the chance to be involved in Anastasia's prom.

star 7.78
117 votes
Directors: James Genn
Writers: Jeff Detsky
Drool Me Once

#20 - Drool Me Once

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired May 15, 2014

Charlie isn't meeting his milestones fast enough.

star 7.71
14 votes
Directors: Ron Murphy
Writers: Jon Davis, Joseph Raso
The Ultrasound and the Fury

#21 - The Ultrasound and the Fury

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired Feb 25, 2013

Double-booked, Harry must decide between scoring with a hot fashion model or attending his baby's first ultrasound.

star 7.62
139 votes
Directors: James Dunnison
Writers: Jeff Detsky
Fetal Attraction

#22 - Fetal Attraction

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired Mar 18, 2013

Harry figures out the secret behind Rose’s new boyfriend, while Zoey and Michelle deal with consequences of Billy having lice.

star 7.58
85 votes
Directors: James Dunnison
Writers: Joseph Raso, Mark Farrell
The Bjorn Identity

#23 - The Bjorn Identity

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired May 1, 2014

Harry conquers a dating obstacle that brings Rose´s insecurities to the fore; at the same time, Michelle and Billy find themselves drawn into Zoey's war on sugar.

star 7.55
49 votes
Birth of a Salesman

#24 - Birth of a Salesman

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Mar 4, 2013

Harry helps Billy become his school’s top charity salesman, while Rose tests her maternal instincts on an electronic baby.

star 7.46
142 votes
Directors: James Genn
Writers: Mark Farrell

#25 - Bromozomes

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired Mar 25, 2013

When Janet diagnoses Harry with Sympathetic Pregnancy, Rose finds that she’s competing for sympathy with her new, narcissistic belly-buddy, Harry. Meanwhile Zoey and Michelle rejoice after finding a babysitter (Leah Feidh Fassett) Harry can’t hit on – because she’s a lesbian. Janet discovers Jonathan has been seeing another therapist behind her back, Dr. Meinertzhagen (guest star Tom Green).

star 7.43
117 votes
Directors: James Genn
Writers: Jenn Engels