The BEST episodes of Seed

Every episode of Seed ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Seed!

Seed is a half-hour comedy following Harry, a likeable bachelor and bartender whose previous foray into sperm donation has resulted in offspring he was unaware of – until now. Harry discovers that his foray into the world of sperm donation has resulted in kids – lots of kids! This ill-equipped bachelor finds himself entangled in the lives of his newfound children and their less-than-thrilled families – a lesbian couple and their 9-year-old oddball son, an up-tight, upper-class husband and wife and their rebellious teenage daughter, and an impulsive single woman with a ticking biological clock …

Last Updated: 8/16/2024Network: The CWStatus: Ended
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Mother Sucker
star
9.25
44 votes

#1 - Mother Sucker

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/24/2014

Harry and Rose tell Rose´s judgemental mom a lie in order to keep her happy; and Michelle and Zoey turn to Jonathan for help preparing their wills.

Directors: James Allodi
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Mall My Children
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8.69
45 votes

#2 - Mall My Children

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/10/2014

Rose tries to put Harry's 'single dad powers' to good use, while Michelle, Zoey, Janet and Jonathon confront their bedroom fantasies.

Directors: James Genn
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Safe Sects
star
8.67
46 votes

#3 - Safe Sects

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/27/2014

Rose tricks Harry into babysitting so she can have her first sex date with new boyfriend Bruce, but is furious when Harry leaves baby Charlie with Janet, whose 'baby whispering' skills are put to the test. Meanwhile, Zoey worries that Billy is slow for not figuring out her homemade holiday, 'Gaia Day,' isn't real.

Directors: James Dunnison
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To Breed or Not to Breed
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8.67
48 votes

#4 - To Breed or Not to Breed

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/20/2014

With the sperm bank out of Harry’s 'stuff,' Zoey and Michelle go straight to the source. But Harry refuses to put out, forcing Zoey and Michelle to confront the reality of another baby. Meanwhile, Rose wants her boyfriend Bruce to get along with Harry, and Janet and Jonathan try to rekindle their 'happy marriage' – with disastrous results.

Directors: James Dunnison
Writer: Jenny Dale
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Getting Tail
star
8.57
49 votes

#5 - Getting Tail

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/3/2014

Harry becomes jealous of Billy and Jonathon's new bond, while Rose tries to spice things up with Bruce.

Directors: James Genn
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The Second Coming
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8.47
51 votes

#6 - The Second Coming

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/6/2014

Harry, Michelle and Zoey dole out conflicting love advice to Billy, while Harry tries to deal with his newly discovered crush on Rose. Meanwhile, Rose can't wait to start dating a cute father at her baby's play group, but she’s not happy when she finds Harry spying on her date. Jonathan is thrilled to come to Harry's rescue, since Janet and Anastasia aren't interested in his advice.

Directors: James Genn
Writer: Joseph Raso
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Thanks for Coming
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8.39
18 votes

#7 - Thanks for Coming

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 6/5/2014

Feelings are mixed over the possibility that Harry isn't actually the sperm-donor dad of Anastasia and Billy. Elsewhere, Rose admits to herself that she has feelings for baby Charlie's father.

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Always Use a Condo
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8.31
78 votes

#8 - Always Use a Condo

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired 4/22/2013

Rose lies to make a preschool waitlist; while Zoey and Michelle attempt to give Billy 'The Talk'

Directors: Ron Murphy
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At Your Cervix
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8.27
48 votes

#9 - At Your Cervix

Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 4/29/2013

Roses's pregnancy nears full term, prompting Zoey and Michelle to contemplate whether they will ever want another child of their own.

Directors: Ron Murphy
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Premature Driver's Education
star
8.24
17 votes

#10 - Premature Driver's Education

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 5/29/2014

Harry tries not to panic when he and his new girlfriend reach a landmark date. At the same time, Janet and Jonathan try to deny just how freaked out they are about teaching Anastasia how to drive.

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Baby Doctor Strangelove
star
8.20
15 votes

#11 - Baby Doctor Strangelove

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 5/22/2014

Rose quickly gets over her initial annoyance with Harry dating baby Charlie's pediatrician after she comes to realize the perks of having a doctor on call.

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Ill Conceived
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8.12
146 votes

#12 - Ill Conceived

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/4/2013

Harry becomes an overnight father figure to nine-year-old Billy and teenage Anastasia, who both seem to be the product of Harry's past foray into sperm donation. Meanwhile Harry meets Rose, a beautiful, if neurotic, single woman who's out to have a baby on her own, and who believes Harry may have what she needs to get pregnant.

Directors: James Genn
Writer: Joseph Raso
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Consenting Adults
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7.98
48 votes

#13 - Consenting Adults

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/13/2014

Harry's feelings for Rose mean he's not interested in dating other women, but Zoey, Michelle and Janet convince him to date the director of Billy's school play. Meanwhile, Jonathan tells Rose about Harry's feelings for her, but Rose doesn't believe it when she catches Harry in a compromising situation.

Directors: James Genn
Writer: Mark Farrell
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Zygote Problems
star
7.98
139 votes

#14 - Zygote Problems

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/11/2013

Harry helps Billy’s moms, Zoey and Michelle, to encourage Billy to be cooler at school. Meanwhile Jonathan and Janet fear their daughter Anastasia may be failing French, and administer an I.Q. test to Harry, fearing she got the ‘dumb gene’ from him. Harry and Rose square off about the future of Rose’s potential child.

Directors: James Genn
Writer: Joseph Raso
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Womb Mates
star
7.94
108 votes

#15 - Womb Mates

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 4/8/2013

Harry coaxes out Rose's bachelor side when they are forced to share an apartment. Zoey's grandmother plays a visit, and Rachel goes behind Jonathan's back in an attempt to get a good deal on a car.

Directors: Ron Murphy
Writer: Jenn Engels
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The Rhythmic Gymnastic Method
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7.94
134 votes

#16 - The Rhythmic Gymnastic Method

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/18/2013

Harry signs Billy up for Rhythmic Gymnastics, so that Harry can hook up with the hot new gymnastics teacher. Meanwhile Jonathan offers Harry $5000 to disappear from his daughter’s life. Rose strikes up a friendship with Irene, who Harry fears will tell Rose all of Harry’s dirty secrets.

Directors: James Dunnison
Writer: Jenn Engels
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Et Tattoo, Bruté?
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7.94
48 votes

#17 - Et Tattoo, Bruté?

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 5/8/2014

Harry hopes to raise the families’ opinion of him by introducing them to his delinquent big brother Frank, but Harry realizes he may be the family black sheep after Frank charms everyone.

Directors: James Allodi
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The Sperm Whale
star
7.86
51 votes

#18 - The Sperm Whale

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 4/15/2013

Harry lies about having a relationship with Rose to score with a home-wrecker; Jonathan and Janet attempt to connect with Anastasia online.

Directors: Ron Murphy
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Rebel Without Lamaze
star
7.74
111 votes

#19 - Rebel Without Lamaze

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 4/1/2013

Harry helps Rose to make friends in her new birthing class, while Janet and Jonathan fight for the chance to be involved in Anastasia's prom.

Directors: James Genn
Writer: Jeff Detsky
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The Ultrasound and the Fury
star
7.55
133 votes

#20 - The Ultrasound and the Fury

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/25/2013

Double-booked, Harry must decide between scoring with a hot fashion model or attending his baby's first ultrasound.

Directors: James Dunnison
Writer: Jeff Detsky
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Drool Me Once
star
7.54
13 votes

#21 - Drool Me Once

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 5/15/2014

Charlie isn't meeting his milestones fast enough.

Directors: Ron Murphy
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Fetal Attraction
star
7.46
78 votes

#22 - Fetal Attraction

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/18/2013

Harry figures out the secret behind Rose’s new boyfriend, while Zoey and Michelle deal with consequences of Billy having lice.

Directors: James Dunnison
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The Bjorn Identity
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7.43
46 votes

#23 - The Bjorn Identity

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/1/2014

Harry conquers a dating obstacle that brings Rose´s insecurities to the fore; at the same time, Michelle and Billy find themselves drawn into Zoey's war on sugar.

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Birth of a Salesman
star
7.36
134 votes

#24 - Birth of a Salesman

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/4/2013

Harry helps Billy become his school’s top charity salesman, while Rose tests her maternal instincts on an electronic baby.

Directors: James Genn
Writer: Mark Farrell
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Bromozomes
star
7.34
110 votes

#25 - Bromozomes

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/25/2013

When Janet diagnoses Harry with Sympathetic Pregnancy, Rose finds that she’s competing for sympathy with her new, narcissistic belly-buddy, Harry. Meanwhile Zoey and Michelle rejoice after finding a babysitter (Leah Feidh Fassett) Harry can’t hit on – because she’s a lesbian. Janet discovers Jonathan has been seeing another therapist behind her back, Dr. Meinertzhagen (guest star Tom Green).

Directors: James Genn
Writer: Jenn Engels
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