The BEST Episodes of Secret Girlfriend

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Oct 21, 2020

Network: Comedy Central

Based on Atomicwedgietv.com's ground-breaking comedy series, "Secret Girlfriend" breaks the fourth wall with a first person format that makes the audience a central character in the irreverent life of a single guy, his best friends and the multiple girlfriends he juggles to try and keep secret from one another.

You Have to Choose Between Two Girls

#1 - You Have to Choose Between Two Girls

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired Nov 11, 2009

Jessica is at a family vacation in Hawaii so Phil, Sam and You go to a party to pick up chicks. While there you get girls for Sam and Phil. When you arrive back home Mandy is in tour room and apologizes for being a bitch and finally recognizes that you broke up. The next morning she invites all of you to her fathers birthday party, that night. The hand model Phil took home last night has hurt his penis because of a failed hand-job. It is also revealed that Hot Girls make Sam have premature ejaculation. At the party Mandy gets her sister to hit on Phil to piss off her dad. When she tries to touch his penis he yells and pushed her onto Sam who then ejaculates all over himself. You sneak off and while talking to a waitress Mandy finds you and tries to get you to come with her. By this time Jessica is back from the airport so instead you ditch Mandy and go over to Jessica's where you finally have sex.

star 9.90
29 votes
You and Your Ex Call It Quits

#2 - You and Your Ex Call It Quits

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired Oct 7, 2009

The web series becomes a full-fledged TV show in which the viewer at home is the main character as "you" deal with "your" roomates, new girlfriend, and an ex-girlfriend, who doesn’t want to be "your" ex. In the series premiere, two friends try to help "you" get over an ex while promoting their favorite strip club's buffet and encouraging "you" to pursue another woman. Based on the Web series of the same name.

star 9.59
63 votes
You Learn to Appreciate Life

#3 - You Learn to Appreciate Life

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Oct 14, 2009

The guys hope a lazy dog will attract girls; Sam looks forward to his first nocturnal emission.

star 9.23
88 votes
You Solve a Porn-Related Mystery

#4 - You Solve a Porn-Related Mystery

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired Oct 28, 2009

The guys use the latest technology to identify an adult-film star "you" encountered at the gym; Jessica tries to allay Mandy's jealousy by pretending to be "your" cousin.

star 8.96
57 votes
You Get an Aquarium Girl

#5 - You Get an Aquarium Girl

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired Nov 4, 2009

At a club, you, Sam and Phil debate the merits of having a pet hottie trapped in glass; Sam and Phil can't seem to get along, which leads to much punching and ketchup squirting.

star 8.96
57 votes
You Hang with Some Lesbians

#6 - You Hang with Some Lesbians

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Oct 21, 2009

Phil hopes to woo Jessica's lesbian roommate; Mandy tries to make "you" jealous by spending time with Sam.

star 8.92
60 votes
Your Ex Tries to Make You Jealous

#7 - Your Ex Tries to Make You Jealous

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Oct 21, 2009

In an apparent attempt to generate some jealousy, Mandy starts to spend more time with Sam

star 7.75
4 votes
You Find an Awesome Strip Club

#8 - You Find an Awesome Strip Club

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Oct 7, 2009

Your two friends try to take advantage of the fine buffet at a strip club.

star 7.50
6 votes
You Help Sam Have His First Wet Dream

#9 - You Help Sam Have His First Wet Dream

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired Oct 14, 2009

Sam is anticipating his first nocturnal emission.

star 7.00
3 votes
You Try to Make Some Internet Cash

#10 - You Try to Make Some Internet Cash

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired Oct 28, 2009

star 7.00
1 votes
Your Buddies Get Into a Fight

#11 - Your Buddies Get Into a Fight

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired Nov 4, 2009

star 7.00
1 votes
You Get a New Girlfriend

#12 - You Get a New Girlfriend

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired Nov 11, 2009

star 7.00
1 votes