The WORST episodes of Sealab 2021
Every episode of Sealab 2021 ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Sealab 2021!
The year is 2021. Deep below the ocean's surface, looms a vast, magnificently high-tech compound: Sealab. A multi-national scientific station with an annual budget in the trillions, dedicated to the research and exploration of man's final frontier... Sealab's crew is charged with exploring the possibility of underwater colonization. As the Earth's surface, by this time, has gotten just generally crowded, hot, and icky. However, as most government-funded agencies usually are, Sealab is manned by a motley collection of malcontents and screw-ups who were unfit for work in the private sector. They really don't get any research done, but instead spend their time bickering among themselves or just plain goofing off. The crew have manipulated their luckless leader, Captain Murphy, into submission, and are content to ride the government clock, raking in fat, hazardous-duty paychecks.
#1 - Tornado Shanks
Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/11/2004
As Captain Murphy leaves for The Great Spice Wars, a new captain, Tornado Shanks, is given the helm.
#2 - Meet Beck Bristow
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 12/14/2003
Hollywood Actor Beck Bristow (Brian Bloom) comes to Sealab to study for a television role.
#3 - Cavemen
Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/4/2005
Quinn and Stormy are stuck in a cave with only 10 minutes of oxygen while sealab burns.
#4 - I, Robot, Really
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/21/2003
Due to an incident with Chubby Carol, Quinn (who doesn't think Carol is so chubby) is blackmailed into giving each crew member a robot body, but what is to become of the crew's old bodies?
#5 - Shrabster
Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/28/2005
The police want Shanks... Why? The story is revealed in reverse. But it involves a monster, a plan to improve the world, and Grizzlebee's.
#6 - Neptunati
Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/18/2004
Stormy's meddlesome inquisitiveness uncovers Shanks' membership in a world-controlling society.
#7 - Chalkboard Jungle
Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/27/2004
Dr. Quinn teaches Debbie Love's class of 4th-graders including Fatass McBlobbicus, while having to deal with Tornado Shanks' warped and unscientific view of education. The classic story "The Scarlet Ibis," by James Hurst, is ripped off as part of a classroom discussion of death. All the while, cuts are made between Debbie Love's classroom and the spa Love is visiting, creating a series of double entendres.
#8 - Let 'Em Eat Corn
Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 7/18/2004
Sealab secedes! (From whom, and lots of other pertinent issues, to be discussed more fully during the actual episode.)
#9 - Monkey Banana Raffle
Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/20/2005
Extreme rebel trillionaire, Max Stone, buys Sealab and ends up running it better than before.
#10 - Joy of Grief
Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/21/2004
A grief counselor tries to help the Sealab crew through a hard time.
#11 - Dearly Beloved Seed
Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 7/4/2004
The long-awaited writing debut of mcheshpants420 hits the screen in this madcap, bawdy, fun-filled, poignant, hilarious, campy, educational and sexy romp through the bowels of Sealab.
#12 - Happy Cake
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 12/30/2000
Capt. Murphy can't seem to find his ""Happy Cake"" cupcake oven anywhere. He sends the Sealab crew out to find it, only to find it's in the (many) hands of a giant octopus.
#13 - No Waterworld
Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/18/2005
All the water around Sealab has disappeared, and left Sealab high and dry. Where has it all gone?
#14 - Waking Quinn
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/21/2001
While lounging in the pool, Dr. Quinn is repeatedly electrocuted by Stormy throwing various devices into the water. Quinn's resulting hallucinations are strangely hysterical.
#15 - Legend of Baggy Pants
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/24/2002
Murphy's golf game is, due to a lack of golfballs, cut short. Murphy embarks on a frantic quest to find the Pro Shop. On the way, Murphy runs into a Monster-Hesh, snotty telephone operators, the Dolphin Boy, and a perfidious Eggers. Finally, Murphy ends up at the local watering hole, 'The Idiot', and starts drinking. Heavily. Murphy also loses his hat.
#16 - Tinfins
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 12/8/2002
Join sexy host Toni Carmel for an action-packed thrill ride as we go behind the scenes of this summer's hottest new action flick, Tinfins! Featuring exclusive interviews with Kid and Play.
#17 - Fusebox
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/9/2003
A power outage leaves the crew of Sealab in the dark.
#18 - Splitsville
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/23/2003
Debbie and Quinn break up, while Dr. Virjay gets his old rock band back together.
#19 - Radio Free Sealab
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 12/21/2000
No one will play with Captain Murphy. Bored and dejected, he starts a pirate radio station using Sealab's emergency radio beacon. As 'Howling Mad' Murphy, his obnoxious humor (and soundtrack by The Knaves) catapults him to Stardom. But the FCC's closing in on his signal... and this time, it's personal.
#22 - Red Dawn
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 12/7/2003
Kommissar Murphy brings Marxist-Leninist ideals to Sealab.
#23 - Butchslap
Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/13/2005
Marco convinces Debbie to give up her "questionable" ways through a pep talk, leading her to find religion and dump Quinn. Meanwhile, Sparks recognizes the pep talk from a 60's show, which leads a drunken Quinn to sic the network on the fugitive TV star Marco.
#24 - Little Orphan Angry
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/14/2001
An orphan says he is terminally ill so he can go to Sealab.
#25 - In The Closet
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/7/2002
Due to a faulty door, the Sealab crew gets locked in a tool closet. A few black eyes result as they try to get out, but then they discover that a pack of unfed killer dogs are running around Sealab.