The WORST episodes of Scissor Seven
Every episode of Scissor Seven ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Scissor Seven!
Seeking to recover his memory, a scissor-wielding, hairdressing, bungling quasi-assassin stumbles into a struggle for power among feuding factions.
#1 - Assassinating Underpantsman
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/9/2018
The Island Purity Society summons Seven to kill an underwear collector, but Seven encourages everyone to embrace their differences.
#2 - Excuse Me, Is This the Xuanwu Country?
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/3/2021
Seven makes a stopover in Dali Nation, known for its beautiful people — but an overlord with dark mirror magic has turned everyone hideous.
#3 - Protecting Mad Bark
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/30/2019
Mad Bark is outplayed by a new killer: a guitar-strumming dog whose acoustic "Magical Sound of Sadness" strikes a lethal chord.
#4 - How to Get Rich
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/25/2018
Cash-strapped Seven flunks a crash course in professional killing and opens a hair salon as a cover. First assignment: cut off a bride's hair.
#7 - Assassinating Captain Jack
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 5/30/2018
On behalf of the underfunded coast guard, Seven agrees to kill the captain of a submarine that's threatening the island.
#8 - Revenge of King Pheasant
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 12/4/2019
King Pheasant, now a special soldier for Stan, kidnaps Seven and Xiao Fei and sets out to kill Da Bao, but a ghost from the past returns.
#9 - Assassinating a Domineering Grannie
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/16/2018
Seven shape-shifts into a cardboard box and contends with a stabby, swindling fruit vendor whose grandson got a bad haircut from Seven's shears.
#10 - Blind Your Eyes
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/25/2018
Meow, the Chief of Cats, hires Seven to wipe out an old flame. But after hearing a star-crossed interspecies love story, he attempts to make peace.
#14 - Overnight at the Store
Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/1/2023
In a convenience store on Chicken Island, Seven's friend Ordinary Assassin confronts an armed robber. But things do not go as planned.
#15 - Seven vs. Thirteen
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/2/2018
It's scissors versus sword as Seven faces off against Thirteen. He's no match for his deft opponent — so he transforms into half a durian.
#16 - Again, We Meet Captain Jack
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/13/2019
Captain Jack returns to settle scores with Seven, who summons the powers of the Thousand Demon Daggers.
#18 - Plum Blossom Eleven
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 12/11/2019
Seven prepares for a date with Thirteen. When he falls for a trap, he finds a way out of the bind by channeling his tonsorial qi.
#21 - Superpower Country
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/7/2021
In Superpower Country, Seven encounters Pingan, a boy with mind control powers. A searing battle with the Prince of Stern erupts.
#23 - Assassinating a Pretty Girl
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/23/2018
Cola, Seven's next target, enlists his help in checking off a bucket list of mischievous deeds, but the client who hired Seven has a secret.
#24 - Bodyguard Dachun
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 6/6/2018
Hired by a woman to assassinate her husband, Seven confronts — and bonds with — impervious bodyguard He Dachun, who makes a heartrending sacrifice.
#25 - Tenderness of a Tough Man
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/10/2021
Plum Blossom Eleven talks He Dachun into escorting her to Xuanwu, but Flying Bird Gate members capture her, demanding their martial arts script back.