The WORST episodes of Scissor Seven
Every episode of Scissor Seven ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Scissor Seven!
Seeking to recover his memory, a scissor-wielding, hairdressing, bungling quasi-assassin stumbles into a struggle for power among feuding factions.
#1 - Nine-Finger Demon Musician
Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/23/2024
#2 - Assassinating Underpantsman
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/9/2018
The Island Purity Society summons Seven to kill an underwear collector, but Seven encourages everyone to embrace their differences.
#3 - Excuse Me, Is This the Xuanwu Country?
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/3/2021
Seven makes a stopover in Dali Nation, known for its beautiful people — but an overlord with dark mirror magic has turned everyone hideous.
#4 - How to Get Rich
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/25/2018
Cash-strapped Seven flunks a crash course in professional killing and opens a hair salon as a cover. First assignment: cut off a bride's hair.
#5 - Brave Charge into Plum Blossom Villa
Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/30/2024
#6 - Praise Fist Showdown
Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/16/2024
#7 - Protecting Mad Bark
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/30/2019
Mad Bark is outplayed by a new killer: a guitar-strumming dog whose acoustic "Magical Sound of Sadness" strikes a lethal chord.
#8 - Assassinating Captain Jack
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 5/30/2018
On behalf of the underfunded coast guard, Seven agrees to kill the captain of a submarine that's threatening the island.
#9 - Dai Bo & Seven
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/27/2021
Da Bao sets out with Xiao Fei in search of Seven and recalls how Seven once bent over backwards to help him find an antidote.
#10 - Reunion
Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/6/2024
#11 - The Stan Trip
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/6/2019
With Seven's hands tied by an invisible lizard assassin, Cola convinces the Prince of Stan to take her to Stan.
#12 - Prison Break
Season 5 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/13/2024
#13 - Assassinating a Domineering Grannie
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/16/2018
Seven shape-shifts into a cardboard box and contends with a stabby, swindling fruit vendor whose grandson got a bad haircut from Seven's shears.
#14 - Blind Your Eyes
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/25/2018
Meow, the Chief of Cats, hires Seven to wipe out an old flame. But after hearing a star-crossed interspecies love story, he attempts to make peace.
#15 - Revenge of King Pheasant
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 12/4/2019
King Pheasant, now a special soldier for Stan, kidnaps Seven and Xiao Fei and sets out to kill Da Bao, but a ghost from the past returns.
#16 - Overnight at the Store
Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/1/2023
In a convenience store on Chicken Island, Seven's friend Ordinary Assassin confronts an armed robber. But things do not go as planned.
#17 - Super Scissors
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/23/2019
He Dachun enlists Seven's help defeating a group of assassins newly arrived on the island. A tin of hair wax saves the day.
#18 - Seven vs. Thirteen
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/2/2018
It's scissors versus sword as Seven faces off against Thirteen. He's no match for his deft opponent — so he transforms into half a durian.
#19 - Plum Blossom Eleven
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 12/11/2019
Seven prepares for a date with Thirteen. When he falls for a trap, he finds a way out of the bind by channeling his tonsorial qi.
#20 - Two Heroes
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 12/18/2019
Back in the past, Seven joins the Shadow Killers, faces off against Redtooth and sets out in search of the Thousand Demon Daggers.
#21 - Crisis on the Island 2
Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/8/2023
With the arrival of White Fox, a new threat suddenly looms over Chicken Island. As Seven regains consciousness, he receives an intimidating phone call.
#22 - Superpower Country
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/7/2021
In Superpower Country, Seven encounters Pingan, a boy with mind control powers. A searing battle with the Prince of Stern erupts.
#23 - Again, We Meet Captain Jack
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/13/2019
Captain Jack returns to settle scores with Seven, who summons the powers of the Thousand Demon Daggers.
#24 - Thirteen vs. Seven
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/23/2019
Thirteen seeks to deliver on her promise and destroy Seven, but she must first overcome an assassin's worst enemy — emotion.