The WORST episodes of Scissor Seven

#1 -

Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/23/2024

#2 - Assassinating Underpantsman

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/9/2018

The Island Purity Society summons Seven to kill an underwear collector, but Seven encourages everyone to embrace their differences.

#3 - Excuse Me, Is This the Xuanwu Country?

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/3/2021

Seven makes a stopover in Dali Nation, known for its beautiful people — but an overlord with dark mirror magic has turned everyone hideous.

#4 - How to Get Rich

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/25/2018

Cash-strapped Seven flunks a crash course in professional killing and opens a hair salon as a cover. First assignment: cut off a bride's hair.

#5 - Protecting Mad Bark

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/30/2019

Mad Bark is outplayed by a new killer: a guitar-strumming dog whose acoustic "Magical Sound of Sadness" strikes a lethal chord.

#6 - The Stan Trip

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/6/2019

With Seven's hands tied by an invisible lizard assassin, Cola convinces the Prince of Stan to take her to Stan.

#7 - Dai Bo & Seven

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/27/2021

Da Bao sets out with Xiao Fei in search of Seven and recalls how Seven once bent over backwards to help him find an antidote.

#8 - Assassinating Captain Jack

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 5/30/2018

On behalf of the underfunded coast guard, Seven agrees to kill the captain of a submarine that's threatening the island.

#9 - Assassinating a Domineering Grannie

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/16/2018

Seven shape-shifts into a cardboard box and contends with a stabby, swindling fruit vendor whose grandson got a bad haircut from Seven's shears.

#10 - Blind Your Eyes

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/25/2018

Meow, the Chief of Cats, hires Seven to wipe out an old flame. But after hearing a star-crossed interspecies love story, he attempts to make peace.

#11 -

Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/16/2024

#12 - Revenge of King Pheasant

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 12/4/2019

King Pheasant, now a special soldier for Stan, kidnaps Seven and Xiao Fei and sets out to kill Da Bao, but a ghost from the past returns.

#13 - Overnight at the Store

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/1/2023

In a convenience store on Chicken Island, Seven's friend Ordinary Assassin confronts an armed robber. But things do not go as planned.

#14 - Super Scissors

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/23/2019

He Dachun enlists Seven's help defeating a group of assassins newly arrived on the island. A tin of hair wax saves the day.

#15 - Again, We Meet Captain Jack

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/13/2019

Captain Jack returns to settle scores with Seven, who summons the powers of the Thousand Demon Daggers.

#16 - Thirteen vs. Seven

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/23/2019

Thirteen seeks to deliver on her promise and destroy Seven, but she must first overcome an assassin's worst enemy — emotion.

#17 - Seven vs. Thirteen

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/2/2018

It's scissors versus sword as Seven faces off against Thirteen. He's no match for his deft opponent — so he transforms into half a durian.

#18 - Two Heroes

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 12/18/2019

Back in the past, Seven joins the Shadow Killers, faces off against Redtooth and sets out in search of the Thousand Demon Daggers.

#19 - Crisis on the Island 2

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/8/2023

With the arrival of White Fox, a new threat suddenly looms over Chicken Island. As Seven regains consciousness, he receives an intimidating phone call.

#20 - Superpower Country

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/7/2021

In Superpower Country, Seven encounters Pingan, a boy with mind control powers. A searing battle with the Prince of Stern erupts.

#21 - Plum Blossom Eleven

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 12/11/2019

Seven prepares for a date with Thirteen. When he falls for a trap, he finds a way out of the bind by channeling his tonsorial qi.

#22 - Tenderness of a Tough Man

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/10/2021

Plum Blossom Eleven talks He Dachun into escorting her to Xuanwu, but Flying Bird Gate members capture her, demanding their martial arts script back.

#23 - Assassinating a Pretty Girl

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/23/2018

Cola, Seven's next target, enlists his help in checking off a bucket list of mischievous deeds, but the client who hired Seven has a secret.

#24 - The Decision

Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/1/2023

While the cats and dogs of Chicken Island prepare for an attack against White Fox, Seven finds himself battling three different poisons in his body.

#25 - Rock Hard Country

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/17/2021

Seven arrives at He Dachun's hometown, where he must win a pentathlon against the muscular Coach Chen to save Xiao Fei from being eaten.