The WORST episodes of Rake

Every episode of Rake ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Rake!

On any single day, Cleaver Greene is described as many things. Whilst his ex-wife may call him 'unreliable', his son will call him 'a mate'. To his learned friends at the bar table he is 'a real wag', to his jurors he is 'hilarious', and to most judges he is 'an outrage'. To the Tax Office, he is 'a defendant', to a certain brothel owner 'a legend', and to his former cocaine dealer 'a tragic loss'.

Last Updated: 3/7/2024Network: ABC (AU)Status: Ended
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Gold and Greene v Red
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7.31
48 votes

#1 - Gold and Greene v Red

Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/9/2018

A new PM is sworn in on the eve of Anzac Day, and Cleaver is served with a summons in the defamation case Evans vs Greene ahead of a heated debate over the sell-off of the Aussie ice cream icon - the Oz Ripple.

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Greene v The World
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7.33
64 votes

#2 - Greene v The World

Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/19/2018

After taking up residency in Canberra as a Senator in Federal Parliament, Cleaver has old foes and new. A terrorist gas attack on New Parliament House causes the seat of government to move down the hill to its old home.

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Greene v The United States
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7.37
49 votes

#3 - Greene v The United States

Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/26/2018

Incriminating multimedia and a missing US Defence Secretary puts Cleaver firmly in the sights of the Secret Service as it comes to light that the suspected terrorist attack may have been caused by something much more benign.

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Evans v Greene
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7.38
50 votes

#4 - Evans v Greene

Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/2/2018

After mislaying his suit at a fancy-dress party Cleaver is not only forced to do the walk of shame, but to speak to the house.... dressed as a zebra; and he becomes the prime suspect in an assassination attempt.

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Greene v Mid-Winter
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7.51
47 votes

#5 - Greene v Mid-Winter

Season 5 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/30/2018

War is looming in the South China Sea; a cabinet reshuffle is on the cards, and the plumbers handled! The move back to New Parliament House is on, but not before the Mid-Winter Ball; and a feud is buried for political gain.

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Greene v Diaries
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7.62
79 votes

#6 - Greene v Diaries

Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/16/2018

It's a new week and a new Prime Minister. Indigenous Liberal Greg Peters has come to the fore to lead the country with his own agenda; just as there's panic in the Capital as ministerial diaries are to be published.

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Episode 4
star
7.63
140 votes

#7 - Episode 4

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/2/2014

A murder brings Felicity back into Cleaver's life. He knows he needs Barney, despite everything that's happening in Barney's life; and he can't say goodbye to Wendy or Missy.

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Episode 3
star
7.63
134 votes

#8 - Episode 3

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/23/2014

At Malcolm's funeral Cleaver meets Mal's sister Felicity, a honey blonde with an acid wit; and baulks at being Scarlet's junior in the case of a gambling-addicted client.

Writer: Peter Duncan
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Greene v The Unflushables
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7.65
51 votes

#9 - Greene v The Unflushables

Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired 9/23/2018

After a 21-week term Peters is out as PM and Morrow is in; Cleaver's own plumbing issues shed light on the true cause of the explosion at Parliament House; and an intended hit gone wrong results in a Senate resignation.

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Episode 1
star
7.65
142 votes

#10 - Episode 1

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/9/2014

Cleaver Greene languishes in prison surrounded by enemies and friends. Many former colleagues from Macquarie St and the bench are also inside, courtesy of corruption scandals.

Directors: Jessica Hobbs
Writer: Peter Duncan
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Episode 2
star
7.67
135 votes

#11 - Episode 2

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/16/2014

Cleaver outsmarts the appeals judges, but life outside is not good. He is a legal pariah, jobless, homeless and phoneless, and while he has been inside, his world has been sliding towards chaos.

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Episode 7
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7.70
141 votes

#12 - Episode 7

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/23/2014

Siege veteran Cleaver leads Wendy, Fuzz and Prue out of Roger's hostage crisis, but is accidentally shot in the buttock.

Directors: Kate Dennis
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Episode 6
star
7.72
116 votes

#13 - Episode 6

Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/23/2016

Cleaver defends David and Barney sees it as a betrayal; Fuzz gets Missy drugs and then she seduces him. Wendy has a date with an old flame; and a free David announces he's standing for the Senate.

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Greene v The Reckoning
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7.73
51 votes

#14 - Greene v The Reckoning

Season 5 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/7/2018

Morrow has been toppled, aided and abetted by his half-brother Joe, Cal McGregor is now PM. Following an international incident and a monumental cover up, will the capitol implode whilst our heroes chose to explode?

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Episode 3
star
7.76
125 votes

#15 - Episode 3

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/2/2016

Wendy reluctantly takes Cleaver in when he's evicted, while Barney is reeling from the costs of his rescue. David and Scarlet's romance is slowly being scuttled by her children; and Missy is desperate for drugs.

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Episode 7
star
7.78
118 votes

#16 - Episode 7

Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 6/30/2016

After David's acquittal Cleaver and Nicole worry about Barney, but then Cleaver gets himself disbarred and Wendy kicks him out. But Jack is determined to get him out of Wendy's life forever.

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Episode 5
star
7.79
136 votes

#17 - Episode 5

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/9/2014

Cleaver is retained for a low rent tawdry sex offence, but the Royal Commissions that have decimated David's front bench mean that even barrel-bottom Cleaver Greene is getting lots of briefs.

Directors: Rowan Woods
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R v Murray
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7.81
392 votes

#18 - R v Murray

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/4/2010

Cleaver’s lover/friend/confident Missy, a high class call girl, has left without a trace, and tax lawyer David Potter is in hot pursuit, Scarlet, his best friend Barney's wife, confides in him that she wants to leave home, and his 15-year-old son Fuzz draws him into a conspiracy to cover up his activities with his new girlfriend. But on the work front, Cleaver is presented with a case he can't resist... to defend a cannibal.

Directors: Peter Duncan
Writer: Peter Duncan
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Greene v Hole
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7.86
146 votes

#19 - Greene v Hole

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/18/2012

Scarlet and David's affair is front page news, and Scarlet faces the disapproval of the private school mothers. Barney and Nicole agree to be 'just friends' but their definitions of friendship differ somewhat. Cleaver and Missy set out to attend his father's funeral, but end up at the service for a retired travel agent. Keith Nankervis's funeral convinces Missy that life's meaning is to be found in marriage and children. However Cleaver is seeking redemption elsewhere. He attempts to recover his father's estate from swindler Lane Hole, using the talents of tabloid TV reporter Polly Nesbitt – promiscuous, unethical and a chaotic force of nature. Has Cleaver met the female version of himself? And what dark paths will he be prepared to go down to get revenge?

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Episode 5
star
7.88
126 votes

#20 - Episode 5

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/16/2016

Barney & Cleaver are back on speaking terms and share a case; Cleaver rescues Missy who's been enjoying a cocaine-hazed few days with Cal McGregor, and appeals to Wendy's better nature to take her in.

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R v Wooldridge & Anor
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7.89
158 votes

#21 - R v Wooldridge & Anor

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/20/2012

Missy's novel based on her life as a prostitute has caused a sensation. At her book signing she reveals to David that she's now engaged to the infamous founder of an on-line leaks site. Meanwhile, Cleaver's roving eye has led him to stray again, this time with Michelle, who tells him she's making a short film for Tropfest. He discovers she's not yet 16, and is horrified, but it's too late. Michelle is soon charged with accidentally killing a fellow actor while filming a scene, and blackmails Cleaver into defending her.

R v Fenton
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7.92
156 votes

#22 - R v Fenton

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/13/2012

Cleaver's affair with the Premier proves costly when her husband begins a campaign of harassment against him. David Potter sues Cleaver for defamation, and after the clown punch-up at Max's birthday party, he's persona non grata to Barney as well.

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R v Turner
star
7.93
149 votes

#23 - R v Turner

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/4/2012

Missy is on trial for murdering her fiancé. The only way Cleaver can save her is to expose the conspiracy by the security apparatus Joshua humiliated. Assisted by a mysterious smoking man, he follows the money trail to ASIO, the CIA and towards information that may bring down the international banking system and several governments. Kirsty is furious that Cleaver is spending so much time with Missy, but when Col threatens to express that disapproval in the usual manner, Cleaver recognises that Col has a secret. Delirious after a mosquito-induced broken arm, Barney confesses to Scarlet that he has met someone else. Hurt and confused, Scarlet allows an innocent lunch with Harry-Sorry-David to progress down a primrose path that, with some help from Cal McGregor, will lead to perdition. Can Cleaver maintain professional standards long enough to have Missy acquitted? Will ASIO and the CIA allow him to win?

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R v Floyd
star
7.97
184 votes

#24 - R v Floyd

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/27/2012

Missy and Joshua Floyd are Australia's most newsworthy couple: the bestselling author of a controversial memoir, and the founder of an on-line leaks site currently facing treason charges. A bitter Cleaver, having been ditched by Barney, represents a 'mammophile' peeping tom for the incompetent solicitor Lincoln Lincoln.

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Episode 1
star
7.97
136 votes

#25 - Episode 1

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 5/19/2016

Cleaver's descent to earth lands him straight into the clutches of a one-time mentor and now powerful criminal on the run, Edgar Thompson. Meanwhile Barney is adrift above the Pacific.

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