The WORST episodes of Rain Dogs

Every episode of Rain Dogs ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Rain Dogs!

Costello Jones is a devoted mother who wants more for her precocious young daughter, Iris. As she hustles to survive, Costello leans on Selby, Iris' pseudo father (and Costello's pseudo soulmate), and Gloria, the duo's loyal yet chaotic godmother/best friend – together forming a makeshift swaggerous family bound by a complex but deep-rooted love and defiance towards a system built against them. An extraordinary tale of a mother's love for her daughter, Rain Dogs explores a dysfunctional family on the fringes of society, attempting to go straight in a crooked world.

Last Updated: 10/16/2024Network: HBOStatus: Ended
This Is Not an Exit
star
7.10
61 votes

#1 - This Is Not an Exit

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 4/24/2023

After receiving a troubling call from Iris, Selby rounds up Gloria and Lenny for a road trip in search of Costello, who is close to her breaking point after receiving upsetting news. Costello agrees to abandon her dreams and lead an ordinary life for Iris's sake, but the crushing weight of her disappointment won't shift, and she contemplates a different ending.

Directors: Richard Laxton
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Didion Hell
star
7.18
76 votes

#2 - Didion Hell

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/27/2023

In Bruton, Costello is finally able to hold a part-time job and live her best life. But as cracks in their family unit begin to form, their seemingly perfect new life begins to deteriorate – with devastating results.

Directors: Jennifer Perrott
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Scenes from a Crucifixion
star
7.23
90 votes

#3 - Scenes from a Crucifixion

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/13/2023

As Costello works her job at a local peep show, a journalist offers an exciting opportunity. Gloria unexpectedly forms a connection at the funeral home, while Selby meanders back to his old ways.

Directors: Richard Laxton
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It's Hard to Be a Saint in the City
star
7.24
141 votes

#4 - It's Hard to Be a Saint in the City

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/6/2023

After getting kicked out of their apartment, Costello and Iris scramble to find housing before nightfall. Meanwhile, Selby‘s return from prison receives mixed reactions from Costello, Iris, and Gloria.

Directors: Richard Laxton
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You Just Haven't Earned It Yet, Baby
star
7.33
63 votes

#5 - You Just Haven't Earned It Yet, Baby

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/17/2023

Post-visit from Fen, Selby enters a heated conversation with his therapist. After receiving surprising news that may turn around her future, Costello ties up some loose ends before leaving London – but slowly starts to spiral back into bad habits.

Directors: Richard Laxton
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Emotional Erection
star
7.36
67 votes

#6 - Emotional Erection

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/3/2023

When a visit with her family drudges up old demons, Costello finds the courage to say goodbye to Selby. Allegra arrives to help Selby clean up his act. Gloria receives surprising news.

Directors: Jennifer Perrott
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The Small World of Florian Selby
star
7.38
89 votes

#7 - The Small World of Florian Selby

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/20/2023

Costello goes on an underwhelming date, while Iris confides in Gloria. After an old acquaintance from prison demands restitution, Selby comes to Costello with a proposition.

Directors: Jennifer Perrott
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Jesus Loves a Hustler
star
7.50
66 votes

#8 - Jesus Loves a Hustler

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/10/2023

As he pines for a phone call from Costello, Selby acclimates to his new reality. Meanwhile, Costello has found a safe space to land, but must continue to hustle to make a living. Gloria wavers over a life-altering decision.

Directors: Jennifer Perrott
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