The WORST episodes of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy
Every episode of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy!
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy "Five gay men, out to make over the world - one straight guy at a time."
#1 - Eric & Tracie
Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/2/2007
Eric and Tracie met online at match.com, and have been conducting an e-mail- and phone-romance for some time. But as Eric lives in Denver and Tracie in New York, they have never had the chance to meet each other in person -- until now.
Watch Now:AmazonApple TV#4 - A Home to Come Home To: Ray S
Season 2 - Episode 19 - Aired 1/11/2005
Ray is in the army. He's been married to Maria for a year and has a baby girl.he's been dealing with insomnia, and is about to be sent off to Iraq and leaving an empty apartment. Also there's a hitch in his hitch to Maria: they were married in Maria's homeland of Colombia,so their marriage isn't recognized by the army,so if something should happen to Ray,Maria and Sabrina will be in trouble. The Fab 5 are going to help this supreme private get a wedding and a home.Carson sighs at Ray in in his fatigues and states those will not do for the ceremony so Ray is issued a blue suit.Jai gets Ray a heart necklace,half for him half for Maria.Also the Fab 5 give the couple a shower:$5000 to take care of Maria and Sabrina,a digital camcorder,2 laptops,his and her cashmere sweaters from Carson,a box of DVDs,a insomnia kit:a eye mask,book,and therapeutic CD.Ted gives them a red toaster,and a certificate for a year's worth of free groceries. The Fab 5 also give Ray sneakers,military checked glasses
Watch Now:Amazon#5 - Help Fireman Thank His Heroes: Steve H
Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/11/2006
NY firefighter Stephen suffered third degree burns over more than half his body, broken bones, and even a coma after being trapped inside a fire during a rescue. Now he's out of hospital, and is learning to live with the changes. The Fab Five throw Steve a wonderful party, to celebrate his recovery and to say thank you to all the family and friends who supported him.
Watch Now:Amazon#6 - Like Father Like Son: Willy and Nathan M
Season 5 - Episode 10 - Aired 10/30/2007
Willy is an aging ex-heavy metal rocker and the father of four, living in Queens with his girlfriend and their toddler son. They are preparing for Willy's teenage son Nathan to move in with them. The Good: Willy works at the Queens Theater at Flushing Meadows Park and is in a 40's style band. Nathan is a keen drummer and has performed with his father. Their love of music had always been a bond between them, and they hope it will bring them closer together once Nathan moves in. The Bad: Willy lives in a small three-bedroom apartment, and Nathan's room is empty and unwelcoming, which will not make leaving his home and his mother any easier. The Fab Five step in to create a warm home environment that all four of them can live comfortably in, and to help Willy build the happy family of his dreams.
Watch Now:Amazon#8 - Jeff L
Season 5 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/23/2007
Jeff has been living the hard drinking, hard partying lifestyle for a long time now, but he's reached the point where he feels he's ready to move on to the next stage of his life and settle down. But first he has to convince girlfriend Faith that he's mature and ready for married life -- with a little help from the fabulous five and a fabulous wedding proposal.
Watch Now:Amazon#10 - Freaky Friday: Ryan V
Season 5 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/16/2007
Ryan loves his wife, and his new career as a cake maker. But he's struggling to find time for his family and his career. The Fab Five decide to switch things up ... by switching places! Kyan becomes Ted and cooks for Ryan, Ted becomes Jai and teaches Ryan to dance, Thom becomes Kyan and cuts Ryan's hair, Carson becomes Thom and decorates Ryan's home, and Jai becomes Carson and dresses Ryan.
Watch Now:Amazon#11 - Ronnie B
Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/16/2007
Ronnie B is a senior in high school, and the most popular guy in school. And he's earned it: a straight A student, the captain of the football team and all round jock, and generally a well-liked all round Mr Nice Guy. The Fab Five reward all his hard work by throwing him the ultimate Senior Prom.
Watch Now:Amazon#12 - Roth Family
Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/9/2007
Larry R is the only non-musically inclined member of his music-obsessed family; his wife Diana plays the piano, sings and teaches singing, his son Larry Jr. sings and plays guitar and drums, his oldest daughter Danielle sings and is a musical theater major, and his youngest daughter Katie plays the saxophone and is a self proclaimed theatre geek. They are the 21st Century Partridge Family -- but poor old Dad just doesn't fit in. His family wish he'd embrace their way of life, but office supply manager Larry insists art doesn't pay the bills, and as the kids are approaching college age, he wants them to settle down and think about 'real' career options. The Fab Five try to bring harmony to this troubled family.
Watch Now:Amazon#13 - Julie & Phil D
Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/9/2007
Teachers Phil, Julie and 7 year old son Harrison are not quite what you would call an average family. From their mullet and Jesus hairstyles, to their monster truck obsession, to Phil's huge collection of everything from animal skulls to toy aliens, this family enjoy being unique. But everything has its limit, and Julie feels her family have reached theirs. Although she loves how close their family is, she doesn't love their long working hours, the clutter overwhelming their home, or the little time she has with her husband. So she's called in the Fab Five to help them grow up and start taking care of each other, before Phil's collections bury them alive!
Watch Now:Amazon#14 - An American Straight Guy in London: Darin D
Season 2 - Episode 22 - Aired 2/1/2005
The Fab Five are still in England, but they must be feeling homesick because they're making over another American! Darin is spending a year working towards his PhD at the University of Essex in Colchester. He and his wife Julie miss their native California, so the Fab Five help them get settled in by arranging a romantic night in London, culminating in a surprise visit from their family from back in the US
Watch Now:Amazon#15 - Straight Guy Pageant
Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/2/2007
The last episode ever filmed reunites the Fab Five with 25 of the show's most popular makeover recipients, who compete in a unique 'Straight Guy Pageant' hosted by Susan Lucci. The 25 men compete in events in all five categories, such as cake decorating and speed shaving, to be crowned "The Ultimate Straight Guy."
Watch Now:Amazon#17 - From Big Boy to Broadway Baby: Eric S
Season 4 - Episode 13 - Aired 8/29/2006
Eric S. is the manager of Empire Fitness Club in New Jersey, but at 320lbs, he's not the best advertisement for it! His body not only makes him feel bad, it is also preventing him from achieving his dream of making it as an actor. Not only does he only get auditions for "dumb fat guys," his own theater company, and won't even cast himself! Eric is willing to do anything to get the body of his dreams, even if it means giving up his diet of burgers and soda, and submitting to the Fab Five's crack team of weight-loss experts as he becomes the second person to undergo Queer Eye bootcamp."
Watch Now:Amazon#18 - Trans-form This Trans-man: Miles G
Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/1/2006
The Fab Five help 24 year old trans-gendered Miles, who just moved to Brooklyn from California, embrace his new life as a New York man, and celebrate his new life with a coming out party for all his friends and family.
Watch Now:Amazon#20 - Marriage, Vegas Style: Asher and Tsiliana
Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/13/2005
This episode tells the story of New York couple Asher and Tsiliana, who met on a dating website and fell instantly in love. But they had a hard time planning their wedding so as to satisfy the wishes of his orthodox Jewish family, her non-religious family, and their own desires. So they've eloped to Las Vegas, where the Fab Five give them both a wedding makeover before throwing their dream ceremony -- with Carson Kressley officiating!
Watch Now:Amazon#21 - Small Time Entertainer to Big Show Headliner: Max C
Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 6/6/2005
Magician and fire eater Max and his artist wife Joni live in Death Valley with their five dogs, four fish, two parrots and rabbit. Max is happy to support his wife through performing his act inmore
Watch Now:Amazon#22 - From the Doghouse to the Altar: Joe U
Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/6/2005
Joe and Laura met ten years ago at jury duty, and have been together ever since, despite numerous break-ups and make-ups. But Laura has told him she won't move in with him until they get engaged, prompting Joe to go out and buy ... a Harley motorbike. Laura promptly dumped him, but now he wants her back and has decided he is ready to propose -- with the Fab Five's help.
Watch Now:Amazon#23 - Trump-ed to Triumph: Danny K
Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 8/16/2005
Danny is known to TV viewers from his short-lived stint as a contestant on 'The Apprentice.' But Danny's not giving up, he's launched his own business and is starting his own charity - and he's getting the Fab Five to help, with a potential-sponsor filled kick-off party.
Watch Now:Amazon#24 - Back to School: Pat M
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 8/9/2005
Patrick is the coach of one of New York's top high school basketball teams. The Fab Five step in to thrown Patrick and his 'kids' a touching farewell banquet before they leave for college. There's a surprise for Patrick as the Harlem Globetrotters make a special appearance to give him the 'City of Spirit Award.'
Watch Now:Amazon#25 - Send in the Clowns: Michael L
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 8/2/2005
Michael has been the tent master of the Big Apple Circus for ten years, and loves what he does. But the Fab Five don't love his waist-length beard, ramshackle trailer or junk food habit! They step in to help him renovate his image in time for a big barbecue for his family and friends - and, in a twist ending - the Fab Five themselves take to the ring!
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