The WORST episodes of Pole to Pole with Michael Palin

Every episode of Pole to Pole with Michael Palin ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Pole to Pole with Michael Palin!

In Pole to Pole, Michael Palin follows the success of his original global trek, Around the World in 80 Days, with a race against time to get from the North Pole to the South Pole. Palin balks at nothing, tries just about anything and always finds time for a spot of tea. En route Palin stars in a crayfish documentary in Novgorod, attends a baby-rolling ceremony at a Cypriot wedding, gets stuck in a Nile traffic jam, buys chicken in Wadi Halfa, goes camel shopping in Khartoum and is prescribed tree bark by a Mpulugu witch doctor to get rid of his evil shadow. Even when things go according to plan, Palin travels in unusual ways--by dogsled on Spitsbergen, barge down the Dnieper, train roof across the Nubian Desert, van through the Sudan, hot-air balloon over Kenya and down Lake Tanganyika on the "African Queen". With curiosity, courage and his standard aplomb, Palin plunges himself into the local cultures, beating himself with birch branches in a Finnish sauna and wallowing in mud in an Odessa sanatorium. It all makes for an armchair traveller's delight.

Last Updated: 10/10/2024Network: BBCStatus: Ended
Plains and Boats and Trains
star
7.30
91 votes

#1 - Plains and Boats and Trains

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/25/1992

Michael Palin begins this week with a tented safari in a Kenyan game park. He travels via the Ngoronoro Crater and arrives at Lake Tanganyika.

Directors: Clem VALLANCE
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Russian Steps
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7.77
150 votes

#2 - Russian Steps

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/28/1992

Second leg of the journey: Palin has 12 days to cross Russia and reach the port of Odessa.

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Bitter End
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7.89
65 votes

#3 - Bitter End

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 12/9/1992

Michael Palin fails in his attempt to get a berth on board the SA "Agulhas" on its once yearly sail to the South Pole. The search is on to find some other way of reaching the South Pole, abandoning all self-imposed restraints such as following 30 degrees east or using only surface transport.

Directors: Clem VALLANCE
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Evil Shadow
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7.91
65 votes

#4 - Evil Shadow

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 12/2/1992

In this week's episode, Michael crosses Zambia and Zimbabwe towards Johannesburg.

Directors: Clem VALLANCE
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Crossing the Line
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7.94
117 votes

#5 - Crossing the Line

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/18/1992

Having struggled through the Sudan, Michael Palin is now faced with the difficulty of getting across Ethiopia, where the armed remnants of the fallen dictator Mengistu's defeated army roam. He makes a dash to Addis Ababa with a military escort. He continues his journey to reach the Kenyan border and travels on to Lerata. He passes Mount Kenya, the significance of which is that now he has completed half of his journey.

Directors: Clem VALLANCE
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Cold Start
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8.08
126 votes

#6 - Cold Start

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/21/1992

The first leg takes Michael Palin from the North Pole to the gates of Russia.

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Mediterranean Maze
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8.13
93 votes

#7 - Mediterranean Maze

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/4/1992

Palin travels from Istanbul to Aswan on the Nile.

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Shifting Sands
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8.20
90 votes

#8 - Shifting Sands

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/11/1992

In this part of the journey Michael Palin crosses the Sudan. He crosses the Nubian desert in the north of the country and traverses a region ravaged by drought, poverty, famine and civil war. Unable to follow the line of 30 degrees east, he is forced to take a route along the border with Northern Ethiopia.

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