The BEST episodes of Pizza

Every episode of Pizza ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Pizza!

Fat Pizza is a hilarious series about a pizza shop and its wild employees. Fat Pizza has grown famous because of their portrayal of Ethnic life. Fat Pizza is based on the lives of five Ethnic people and one Australian pot-head. Pauly, the obsessed rev head who claimed he was a once professional boxer and wrestler, who works at the Fat Pizza shop and gets paid three dollars an hour is constantly told off by his boss, gets into fights with people, does burnouts in his car and loves pick up the ladies. Sleek, the amusing Lebanese rapper who claims he rapped with Eminem, Snoop Dogg and 2pac, picks up chicks, dealing and using drugs, gets into trouble with the police constantly with his gang and rapping in his car. And BoBo, the hilariously feared boss of the Fat Pizza shop.

Last Updated: 4/24/2025Network: SBSStatus: Ended
Politically Incorrect Pizza
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#1 - Politically Incorrect Pizza

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/3/2001

Pauly and Sleek take off for a weekend at the snow and return to a Dog Day Afternoon style siege at the motor registry.

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New Pizza
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#2 - New Pizza

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/27/2001

The guys do an insurance job to get a new shop. Sleek returns from a holiday in Lebanon. Pauly experiences road rage with Saddam Hussein.

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Refugee Pizza
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#3 - Refugee Pizza

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 9/15/2003

Habib and Rocky get arrested and become informers, Mama has a plan and Pauly gets blue balls.

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Road Trip Pizza
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#4 - Road Trip Pizza

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/18/2003

The boys go on a road trip to Melbourne.

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Cult Pizza
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#5 - Cult Pizza

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/4/2003

Bobo instructs his crew to work dressed with Christmas attire in July, which was encouraged by Bobo's male order bride Lin Chow, while Davo is engrossed in a new religion. Pauly is also suspected as a stalker and a "petofile".

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Brand New Pizza
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#6 - Brand New Pizza

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/21/2003

Pizza returns for a third season bigger, better and cheesier than ever. Pauly’s a victim of road rage and nearly chokes a cop; Bobo attacks Leonard, his new and disabled apprentice; and Habib gets home detention for keeping a rocket in his backyard. The new series introduces Davo, who’s new to the delivery game—he’s on day release from jail; Slick, a rapper who can’t rap and Rocky, the chick magnet.

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Millionaire Pizza
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#7 - Millionaire Pizza

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/17/2001

Sleek stars in a Survivor-style reality program with six beautiful models. Pauly encounters road rage with Anthony Mundine and Mike Tyson; and Bo Bo gets a new apprentice who is subjected to "apprentice abuse".

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Sexy Pizza
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#8 - Sexy Pizza

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/10/2001

Pauly thinks he is on a mystery flight to Surfers, but ends up in Vietnam. Bo-Bo buys toxic cheese from Russia and Sleek, who thinks he's gay, delivers to the Mardi Gras.

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Terrorism Pizza
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#9 - Terrorism Pizza

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/28/2003

The Fat Pizza crew have been seeing too many terrorism ads, which leads Jabba to beleiving that Habib's a terrorist. Meanwhile Pauly trys to rescue captured hostages from City Link, while Bobo meets Prime Minister John Howard at the pizza shop.

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Anzac Pizza
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#10 - Anzac Pizza

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/22/2001

It's Anzac Day and Pauly marches for his Grandfather who served in Gallipoli. The Prime Minister is assassinated over the GST. Sleek turns a B&S ball into a rave and his Lebanese friends sells drugs to the bumpkins.

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School Pizza
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#11 - School Pizza

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/11/2003

Pauly and Davo reminisce about their school days, while Rocky and Habib attempt to pull off a ATM scam.

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Crime Pizza
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28 votes

#12 - Crime Pizza

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/15/2000

The premier of NSW passes a new homeboy law allowing police to detain and search anyone in a baseball hat or tracksuit. Unfortunately for the workers at the fat pizza pizzeria their uniforms consist of tracksuits and baseball caps. Pauly is arrested in a case of mistaken identity by two hopeless detectives. A disgruntled customer hires a hitman to kill Pauly because of a mix up on a pizza delivery. Even though its Sleeks birthday he is beaten Rodney King style by the whole police force. Claudia MacPherson has been videoed having sex with her boyfriend and the video is being broadcast on the internet and mama Gigliotti is under attack by some middleclass homeboys. The episode is narrated by Ian Turpie doing his version of Australia most wanted.

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Crazy Pizza
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#13 - Crazy Pizza

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/22/2000

Bobo closes the shop early and gets ready to date a sexy somebody he met on the Internet. Sleek and Pauly have a night on the town. As usual not all is well in the land of fat pizza. The mother of all road rages ensues, bouncers, midgets plane crashes and dead bodies turn the night upside down. The shows finale is very Priscilla queen of the desert!

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Love Pizza
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#14 - Love Pizza

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/29/2000

Supermedial Claudia MacPherson is getting married to actor Roger Connery—the new Bond film star. Paully joins the army reserves (thinking he'll meet girls). Bobo falls in love with Angelina, Pauly's replacement. Sleek tries out a new deodorant that leaves such an attractive scent he ends up in tight squeezes with drag queens, crazy chefs, a porn star, and a rock band called Marilyn's Regurgitators.

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Waitress Pizza
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#15 - Waitress Pizza

Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/4/2005

Bobo decides to hire a waitress to help in the shop and all Pizza boys are drooling over her.

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Burnout Pizza
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#16 - Burnout Pizza

Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/11/2005

Pauly and Habib take a sickie and go to Queensland to compete in a drag racing competition, Rocky, Toula and Rocky's girlfriend Katrina come along too. Pauly has the hots for Katrina while Rocky treats her badly.

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Habib's Wedding Pizza
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#17 - Habib's Wedding Pizza

Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 7/18/2005

Toula is pregnant and Habib must marry her. Bobo is hired to cater for the wedding, with his Fat Pizza workers as staff at the reception. Possibly the most hectic, violent wedding ever on Australian television.

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SEXPO Pizza
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#18 - SEXPO Pizza

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/25/2003

The pizza delviery boys go to SEXPO in this special episode where Pauly interviews pornstars.

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Birthday Pizza
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#19 - Birthday Pizza

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/1/2003

It's Bobo's 40th birthday and the boys get him a stripper which gets him in trouble with Mama and Lin Chow, Pauly has girlfriend toubles and Habib tries to pull off a insurance scam.

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Quarantine Pizza
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#20 - Quarantine Pizza

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/8/2003

Bobo had previously ordered Habib and Pauly to steal some chickens to have more ingredients, when they realise that the chickens are infected and are causing fatalities to the customers.

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Carwash Pizza
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#21 - Carwash Pizza

Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/22/2007

Bobo does an insurance job on his old Fat Pizza pizzeria and buys a new shop in Hashfield Valley, but because business is so bad he is forced to turn the shop into a pizzeria caf carwash, which proves profitable with the onsite presence of his new girlfriend, an ex-porn star. Meanwhile, Pauly, due to petrol prices and traffic fines, is forced to deliver pizzas on a pocket bike.

Directors: Paul Fenech
Writer: Paul Fenech
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Law & Order Pizza
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#22 - Law & Order Pizza

Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/29/2007

Davo steals a police drug-sniffer dog and then tells the cops when the dog was suddenly cut up into pieces, then Chong Fat is suspected of the crime. Chong Fat admits that Davo had stolen the dog, Habib and Rocky had stolen the dog off Davo and offered him a ransom to pay if he wanted it back or else they would chop off its head. Davo is taken to the police station and tells the officers that Habib and Rocky then stole the dog off him. The cops arrested Rocky and Habib and took them to trial. Habib confesses that he took the dog but then gave him to Bobo who was believed to have cut it up to use for pizza meat. Bobo is then sentenced to trial and admits that Chong Fat had cut up the dog. Chong Fat is then taken into custody and sentenced to prison, Where he gets raped by a gay cellmate (the same inmate who also raped Habib in the earlier series of Pizza).

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Melbourne Cup Pizza
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#23 - Melbourne Cup Pizza

Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/5/2007

Bobo holds a Melbourne cup lunch at Fat Pizza. Everything goes wrong, from bad food to power failures; the obese customers are unhappy at the lack of food and alcohol.

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Beach Pizza (1)
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#24 - Beach Pizza (1)

Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/12/2007

Bobo has a day off and goes to Cronulla beach with his ex porn star girlfriend Ruby. The day explodes into mayhem as pizza deliveries go wrong and Habib and Rocky accidentally start a riot with lifesavers. The media then interview Pauly and he is taken out of context and blamed as the instigator of the Cronulla Beach riot.

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Beach Pizza (2)
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#25 - Beach Pizza (2)

Season 5 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/19/2007

After causing the Cronulla riots and bashing radio shock jock Allen Ford Jones, Pauly and Junior are deported to Coconut Island, only there is a twist the department of immigration makes a mistake and they are sent to Crocodile Island.

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