The WORST episodes of Only in America with Larry the Cable Guy
Every episode of Only in America with Larry the Cable Guy ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Only in America with Larry the Cable Guy!
Larry the Cable Guy believes the United States of America is the greatest country on the face of the earth and he's out to prove it. In this new series, Larry crisscrosses the nation, going totally off the beaten path to find the people, places and things that define this nation's unique history. From panning for gold in the hills of California to leading a cavalry charge in a Civil War reenactment in Virginia, Larry gives history a fun, down-home twist in the new one-hour series Only in America with Larry the Cable Guy. Each episode uncovers surprising information about America's history from the story of how moonshine-making during Prohibition gave rise to one of America's most celebrated past times - NASCAR racing - to the history of etiquette from Emily Post's heirs in Vermont, complete with a lesson in good manners.
#1 - Larry Herds Dinosaurs
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 5/8/2013
Larry takes a treacherous trip through Arizona to find out why folks choose to live in this sun-scorched state. His first creepy-crawly encounter is with a family that uses this desert landscape as a natural resource for their spider venom business. The critters then get much larger as he visits a big character and his big birds at the Rooster Cogburn Ostrich Ranch. Larry's last stop is at the final resting place for some even bigger birds: the Air Force Boneyard, where the heroic jet planes of yore are both preserved and picked apart.
#2 - Larry Cuts the Cheese
Season 1 - Episode 20 - Aired 7/7/2011
Larry flies into action when he hits the U.S. Navy's flight deck, then gets a taste of master cheese making in Wisconsin. Finally, Larry goes on a gift-giving extravaganza during a secret Santa mission.
#3 - Larry & the Superpig
Season 1 - Episode 21 - Aired 7/12/2011
Larry reveals the role hogs play in turning garbage into gold at an "heirloom" pig farm in South Carolina. Next, Larry sees what it takes to be a real cowboy at a Houston rodeo. Finally, Larry takes a bite out of the Big Apple, uncovering the secrets of Central Park.
#4 - Alaska Road Trip
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/11/2012
Larry travels to Alaska where he attempts to bust moose poachers, uncovers Alaskan greatness, and then drops in unannounced on Wasilla's most famous citizen and her family.
#5 - Mutant All-Beef Road Trip
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/18/2012
Larry takes a special road trip to the big bovine paradise of Wisconsin. His first stop is the state's largest dairy farm, where he works every tough job that goes into each glass of milk. He then takes a detour to hamburger-happy Seymour, a town that claims to be the burger's birthplace. Larry takes another side trip to visit a rancher with a soft spot for cows born with deformities. Finally, he embeds himself with the men who pack the legendary beef at one of Wisconsin's most venerated meatpackers.
#6 - American Guns
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/8/2012
Larry heads to the deep Ozark woods to see how squirrel hunting created the original American sharpshooters. Then Larry faces a steep challenge: training to stalk and shoot with the US Army's elite snipers at their training center in Fort Benning, GA. Finally, he heads to Colorado to meet "the most armed man in America."
#7 - Redneck Extravaganzas
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/15/2012
Larry heads down south to show us how the American redneck creates entertainment. He first puts his redneck cred on the line as he tries his hand at mud bogging--down and dirty drag racing at its finest. Larry then sees how good ol' boys who like to wreck stuff put their martial arts "breaking" skills to use as they attempt to tear down a whole house by hand! Finally, Larry meets up with Bubba Blackwell, the American daredevil who has brought the motorcycle stunt into the 21st century. How many full-sized semis is Bubba gonna try to jump??!!
#8 - Larry's Favorite Stuff
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/22/2012
Larry shares a few of his offbeat choices of favorite American things. His love of livestock leads him to a genuine cattle drive in the most unlikely place: the swamps of Central Florida. Then he joins a company called "Mr. John" and immerses himself in servicing port-a-potties. Finally, Larry travels to Newark, New Jersey and sells us on the idea of why we should love the Great American Used Car Salesman.
#9 - America After Dark
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 2/29/2012
Larry checks in for the late shift as he experiences America after the sun goes down. First, Larry gets to be the greenhorn trying to keep up with a four-generation shrimping family as they head into shark-infested waters at night to bring back the bounty of the sea. Then, Larry gets the creepy crawlies as he helps exterminators catch critters that only come out in the dark. Finally, Larry searches for paranormal activity when he joins a team investigating agitators from the afterlife at a haunted Virginia historical site.
#10 - Larry Goes To Washington
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/7/2012
Mr. Cable Guy goes to Washington. Larry spends a few days getting behind-the-scenes insights into our nation's capitol. He first gets amazing access to the nerve center of America's military might as he visits areas of the Pentagon few civilians have never seen before. Then Larry gets inside the FBI by being... an actor. His participation in FBI scenario training reveals how our agents master self-control and situational awareness. The feds then try to make a G-man out of Larry. Finally, Larry tries his hand at being a DC tour guide on the amphibious DC Ducks tour.
#11 - Kentucky Road Trip
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 3/21/2012
Larry finds an array of qualities that make America great as he rolls through the Bluegrass State. First he visits the great American worker at the great American plant making the great American muscle car--the Corvette. Larry also takes a quick visit to Louisville to visit a sports standard-bearer: the Louisville Slugger. Then Larry goes searching for Bigfoot and aims to see if Kentucky has the best Sasquatch hunters anywhere.
#12 - Louisiana Road Trip
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 3/28/2012
Larry spends some time in and around New Orleans to see the way they do things in the Big Easy. First, Gar Fishing: Larry goes after the freaky fish that is the favorite challenge of the good ol' boys of Morgan City, Louisiana. And later, Larry tackles the mess that is the French Quarter the morning after a typical weekend.
#13 - Special Access
Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 4/4/2012
Larry goes behind-the-curtain at some American spots that are always marked "Authorized Persons Only." First, at the Minneapolis/St. Paul airport, Larry joins the TSA. Then, Larry goes to a secret location to help the ultimate bomb squad get rid of explosive material. And Larry gets inside the everyday media machine that is a local TV station.
#14 - Larry Beefs Up
Season 1 - Episode 19 - Aired 6/28/2011
Larry is in his element at an old-fashioned livestock auction in Oklahoma, discovers the vast world of longshoremen in New York Harbor and celebrates the hundredth anniversary of the Boy Scouts of America.
#15 - Larry Gets Lost in Space
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/22/2013
The destination is Roswell as Larry and crew make a pilgrimage across the space-crazed state of New Mexico. However, after some stops along the historic trail of space history, the trip takes a very dramatic turn! An amateur rocket scientist launches an intrepid Larry the Cable Guy bobblehead into the edge of space, accompanied by his cameraman's wedding ring. But when GPS complications ensue, finding Space Larry and the ring becomes a thrilling race against time. The show ends with a freaky and funny set of close encounters with the alien experts of Roswell.
#16 - Larry Confronts the Apocalypse
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/29/2013
Larry uncovers how ingenuity, passion, sweat and sugar made Pennsylvania an industrial powerhouse. He starts by braving heights and heat as he joins a bunch of boilermakers as they do their gritty work on a Pittsburgh area power plant. He then sees the power of poop as he visits a bohemian entrepreneur who has turned the family feces into fabulous fertilizer. And then it gets weirder as he visits the bunker of the supreme survivalist of the Keystone State. Finally, he goes to the town built on everyone's favorite Pennsylvania product: Hershey!!
#17 - Larry Gets Trashed and Tanked
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/5/2013
Larry is on a mission to show how America is the land of the great ideas and finds all the evidence he needs on a road trip through Minnesota. The adventure starts on an extremely stinky note as Larry works with a farmer who turns restaurant scraps into a nutritious feed for his hogs. Larry then shows up at the doorsteps of Minnesotans responsible for three major inventions: the Post-It Note, the Nerf Ball and the game of Twister! After a weird side trip to a beard and mustache competition, Larry concludes on a highly destructive note at an innovative business called "Drive-a-Tank." It don't get much more "Only in America."
#18 - Larry Crushes the Competition
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 6/19/2013
Larry road trips through Missouri to show how American obsessions can turn into everything from extremely odd contests to a billion-dollar business. He starts by seeing just how far a fixation with anvils can take a man–and it's a lot farther than you think. Then he goes on a rabbit hunt the very old fashioned way–by using predatory birds, but gets both less and more than he bargained for. After a quick stop to take in the astonishing sight of the smallest horse in the world he heads off to Hazelwood, MO, where one man's obsession led to the birth of the Great American Monster Truck. Larry not only drives Bigfoot, the very first monster truck, but also Bigfoot #5–THE biggest truck in the world. You have to see it to believe it.
#19 - Larry's Vegas Hangover
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 6/26/2013
Larry heads to Las Vegas to immerse himself in the extremes that only Sin City can provide. He starts aboard the Hangover Heaven bus, a roving recovery vehicle for last night's hard partiers. He then hits the Heart Attack Grill, the eatery that proudly serves up high-caloric cardiac nightmares. He then teams up with his old pal Carrot Top to show off the town's most destructive resident, a mechanical monster called Robosaurus. After seeing the only laundry facility big enough to handle the extreme needs of the Vegas hotels, Larry joins America's most famous male strippers and puts on a Chippendale show like no other!
#20 - Larry Goes Boom
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 7/10/2013
Larry heads to the modern day "black gold rush" in Williston, North Dakota and sees how the recent oil boom has changed this small town. The Cable Guy gets deputized by the Sheriff's department and heads out to help keep the peace. Larry also gets a feel for the true "Roughneck" life as he visits a man camp, works in a local diner and even hits up the job placement center in search of a job that could get him near an oil rig. Finally, Larry finds how the entrepreneurial spirit of America has created the boom within the boom.
#21 - Larry's Beantown Lowdown
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 7/17/2013
Larry wants to show you how Boston is the Cradle of Liberty and so much more. His trip to Beantown starts with a surprising look at how the West Coast craze for customizing "lowrider" cars has taken hold in the historic Dorchester neighborhood. Then, Larry hooks up with historian Rick Beyer on a wild walk down the Freedom Trail where Larry debuts his official re-enactment troupe. Finally, Larry pays a visit to the U.S. Army's Natick Soldier Center and sees how cutting-edge high technology is being used to keep our troops safe.
#22 - Larry Goes Hollyweird
Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 7/24/2013
Larry sets out to show us that Los Angeles is still the world's leading producer of peculiar people, a task that proves to be amazingly easy. He first tackles the array of wacky health fads, jumping from laughing yoga to the vibrating gym to a workout with the ultimate health nut, Richard Simmons. He then takes a brief visit to the odd world of the LA hipster dodgeball league before fleeing from those speeding rubber balls. He sees another kind of strangeness when he meets an airline obsessive guy who is lovingly re-creating a Pan Am 747, just to hang out in. And what trip to LA would be complete without famous people sightings? Larry uncovers the underside of fame as he joins forces with the paparazzi to give us a unique peak into the madness of celebrity culture.
#23 - Larry Squeezes Chicks
Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired 8/14/2013
Larry road trips through the "Show Me State" on a quest to crash a few shows in Branson, the Vegas of the Midwest. The first show he crashes, though, is across the state line in Topeka, Kansas where Larry gets in on the action at a prestigious dog show. His trip takes a detour in the small town of Lebanon where he invades a local caf and learns the art of chicken sexing from an unlikely local. Finally, Larry and the crew hit historic Branson where Larry bounces from the Baldknobbers to the Three Redneck Tenors before meeting the one entertainer who loves America as much as Larry does: the Russian Cold War comic, Yakov Smirnoff.
#24 - Larry Gets Whipped
Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 8/21/2013
Larry travels to the Big Apple to show how that town exemplifies great American qualities like keeping cultures alive and never giving up the fight. He starts by uncovering how terriers have become an important ally in New York's long running war of Man versus Rat. Larry then sees how the best place to live the good Russian life is in Brooklyn's Brighton Beach neighborhood. He then takes up two sports that NYC does better than anywhere else. First he brings his basketball skills to Harlem's Rucker Park, the legendary sanctuary of "street ball." Finally, Larry finds himself in the middle of a classic bar fight at a very macho hardcore arm wrestling competition.
#25 - Larry Becomes Statuesque
Season 3 - Episode 16 - Aired 8/28/2013
On a drive through Central Illinois, Larry and crew use their Internet connections to see how Americans are making their own breaks. They first come across a true find: a couple of farm boys who are making a mint by harvesting the finest, freshest deer pee. Then Larry checks out some Craigslist posts to take a stab at jobs like delivering singing telegrams and being a human statue. Finally, Larry uncovers how being the 16th President can be an actual career in the Land of Lincoln.