The WORST episodes of Only in America with Larry the Cable Guy
Every episode of Only in America with Larry the Cable Guy ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Only in America with Larry the Cable Guy!
Larry the Cable Guy believes the United States of America is the greatest country on the face of the earth and he's out to prove it. In this new series, Larry crisscrosses the nation, going totally off the beaten path to find the people, places and things that define this nation's unique history. From panning for gold in the hills of California to leading a cavalry charge in a Civil War reenactment in Virginia, Larry gives history a fun, down-home twist in the new one-hour series Only in America with Larry the Cable Guy. Each episode uncovers surprising information about America's history from the story of how moonshine-making during Prohibition gave rise to one of America's most celebrated past times - NASCAR racing - to the history of etiquette from Emily Post's heirs in Vermont, complete with a lesson in good manners.
#1 - America After Dark
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 2/29/2012
Larry checks in for the late shift as he experiences America after the sun goes down. First, Larry gets to be the greenhorn trying to keep up with a four-generation shrimping family as they head into shark-infested waters at night to bring back the bounty of the sea. Then, Larry gets the creepy crawlies as he helps exterminators catch critters that only come out in the dark. Finally, Larry searches for paranormal activity when he joins a team investigating agitators from the afterlife at a haunted Virginia historical site.
#2 - Special Access
Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 4/4/2012
Larry goes behind-the-curtain at some American spots that are always marked "Authorized Persons Only." First, at the Minneapolis/St. Paul airport, Larry joins the TSA. Then, Larry goes to a secret location to help the ultimate bomb squad get rid of explosive material. And Larry gets inside the everyday media machine that is a local TV station.
#3 - Louisiana Road Trip
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 3/28/2012
Larry spends some time in and around New Orleans to see the way they do things in the Big Easy. First, Gar Fishing: Larry goes after the freaky fish that is the favorite challenge of the good ol' boys of Morgan City, Louisiana. And later, Larry tackles the mess that is the French Quarter the morning after a typical weekend.
#4 - Kentucky Road Trip
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 3/21/2012
Larry finds an array of qualities that make America great as he rolls through the Bluegrass State. First he visits the great American worker at the great American plant making the great American muscle car--the Corvette. Larry also takes a quick visit to Louisville to visit a sports standard-bearer: the Louisville Slugger. Then Larry goes searching for Bigfoot and aims to see if Kentucky has the best Sasquatch hunters anywhere.
#5 - Larry Goes Trucking
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/15/2011
Larry showers with a friend at America's biggest truck stop, experiences the danger of fishmongering and uncovers mayhem at the demolition derby.
#6 - Larry Shoots Guns
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 2/22/2011
Larry takes a train ride that reminds him why he's scared of heights and fires machine guns from America's ultimate gun collection.
#7 - Crazy Ways to Make a Buck
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/1/2012
Larry zeros in on bizarre ways to earn a living. He visits a Florida family that wrangles live alligators, then profiles a construction crew building a medieval castle. Larry also gets the naked truth about a cowboy who goes nude in Times Square
#8 - Larry Rides with the Hells Angels
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 4/5/2011
Larry hitches a ride with the Hells Angels, helps catch potential cheaters at a Las Vegas casino, and enlists with a Civil War recreation group.
#9 - Larry is an Astronaut
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/29/2011
Larry uses a far out toilet at NASA, impersonates himself in a Las Vegas standup act, and gets wet at the site of a prehistoric flood.
#10 - Larry Gets the Horns
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/22/2011
Larry gets the horns at America's biggest rodeo and marries people at a drive-thru wedding chapel.
#11 - Larry Breeds Mules
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/1/2011
Larry breeds mules descended from George Washington's herd and bares his physique swimming with mermaids.
#12 - Larry Gits a Gator
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/8/2011
Larry tracks down rogue alligators which have invaded civilization, mixes explosives in with America's first family of fireworks and gets muscled in the roller derby.

#13 - Larry Makes Moonshine
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/8/2011
Larry gets knee deep in moonshine's secret history; champion frog jumper in California; a refresher course in table manners in Vermont.
#14 - Larry's Favorite Stuff
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/22/2012
Larry shares a few of his offbeat choices of favorite American things. His love of livestock leads him to a genuine cattle drive in the most unlikely place: the swamps of Central Florida. Then he joins a company called "Mr. John" and immerses himself in servicing port-a-potties. Finally, Larry travels to Newark, New Jersey and sells us on the idea of why we should love the Great American Used Car Salesman.
#15 - Larry Becomes Statuesque
Season 3 - Episode 16 - Aired 8/28/2013
On a drive through Central Illinois, Larry and crew use their Internet connections to see how Americans are making their own breaks. They first come across a true find: a couple of farm boys who are making a mint by harvesting the finest, freshest deer pee. Then Larry checks out some Craigslist posts to take a stab at jobs like delivering singing telegrams and being a human statue. Finally, Larry uncovers how being the 16th President can be an actual career in the Land of Lincoln.
#16 - Larry & the Superpig
Season 1 - Episode 21 - Aired 7/12/2011
Larry reveals the role hogs play in turning garbage into gold at an "heirloom" pig farm in South Carolina. Next, Larry sees what it takes to be a real cowboy at a Houston rodeo. Finally, Larry takes a bite out of the Big Apple, uncovering the secrets of Central Park.
#17 - Larry Beefs Up
Season 1 - Episode 19 - Aired 6/28/2011
Larry is in his element at an old-fashioned livestock auction in Oklahoma, discovers the vast world of longshoremen in New York Harbor and celebrates the hundredth anniversary of the Boy Scouts of America.
#18 - Larry is Amish
Season 1 - Episode 18 - Aired 6/21/2011
Larry joins a local beer delivery guy on his route through some of Brew City's iconic watering holes, heads to Amish country he experiences the "plain" lifestyle on a sauerkraut farm and takes part in Houston's zany Art Car Parade.
#19 - Larry Steps Into the Ring
Season 1 - Episode 17 - Aired 6/14/2011
Larry shows us one of the greatest animal exhibitions on the planet at the amazing Henry Doorly Zoo. Then, he digs in at Dakin Farms in Vermont, where they have been making mouthwatering breakfast staples since 1792.
#20 - Alaska Road Trip
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/11/2012
Larry travels to Alaska where he attempts to bust moose poachers, uncovers Alaskan greatness, and then drops in unannounced on Wasilla's most famous citizen and her family.
#21 - Larry Races Dogs
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/1/2011
Larry gets up close and personal with man's best friend when he heads to the track for some greyhound racing.
#22 - Larry Gets Lost in Space
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/22/2013
The destination is Roswell as Larry and crew make a pilgrimage across the space-crazed state of New Mexico. However, after some stops along the historic trail of space history, the trip takes a very dramatic turn! An amateur rocket scientist launches an intrepid Larry the Cable Guy bobblehead into the edge of space, accompanied by his cameraman's wedding ring. But when GPS complications ensue, finding Space Larry and the ring becomes a thrilling race against time. The show ends with a freaky and funny set of close encounters with the alien experts of Roswell.
#23 - Larry Gets Whipped
Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 8/21/2013
Larry travels to the Big Apple to show how that town exemplifies great American qualities like keeping cultures alive and never giving up the fight. He starts by uncovering how terriers have become an important ally in New York's long running war of Man versus Rat. Larry then sees how the best place to live the good Russian life is in Brooklyn's Brighton Beach neighborhood. He then takes up two sports that NYC does better than anywhere else. First he brings his basketball skills to Harlem's Rucker Park, the legendary sanctuary of "street ball." Finally, Larry finds himself in the middle of a classic bar fight at a very macho hardcore arm wrestling competition.
#24 - Larry's Beantown Lowdown
Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 7/17/2013
Larry wants to show you how Boston is the Cradle of Liberty and so much more. His trip to Beantown starts with a surprising look at how the West Coast craze for customizing "lowrider" cars has taken hold in the historic Dorchester neighborhood. Then, Larry hooks up with historian Rick Beyer on a wild walk down the Freedom Trail where Larry debuts his official re-enactment troupe. Finally, Larry pays a visit to the U.S. Army's Natick Soldier Center and sees how cutting-edge high technology is being used to keep our troops safe.
#25 - Larry's Vegas Hangover
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 6/26/2013
Larry heads to Las Vegas to immerse himself in the extremes that only Sin City can provide. He starts aboard the Hangover Heaven bus, a roving recovery vehicle for last night's hard partiers. He then hits the Heart Attack Grill, the eatery that proudly serves up high-caloric cardiac nightmares. He then teams up with his old pal Carrot Top to show off the town's most destructive resident, a mechanical monster called Robosaurus. After seeing the only laundry facility big enough to handle the extreme needs of the Vegas hotels, Larry joins America's most famous male strippers and puts on a Chippendale show like no other!