The BEST Episodes of Not Safe with Nikki Glaser

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Sep 10, 2020

Network: Comedy Central

Not Safe with Nikki Glaser blends interviews, experiments, and discussions about subjects revolving around sex, relationships, and the stuff nobody wants to talk about.

I Broke My Dick

#1 - I Broke My Dick

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired Apr 12, 2016

Nikki explores the world of pegging and plays a round of Tinder Tapout with special guests Patton Oswalt and Natasha Leggero.

star 7.97
68 votes
Is This Forever?

#2 - Is This Forever?

Season 1 - Episode 18 - Aired Jul 26, 2016

Nikki provides the dialogue for a hospital porn scene, calls out annoying behavior on social media with her guests and works with couples to plan for their eventual breakup.

star 7.81
59 votes
Panty Sniffers

#3 - Panty Sniffers

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired Apr 5, 2016

Sex columnist Dan Savage gives advice to Nikki's younger self, then Nikki interviews some "panty sniffers" and chats with guests Todd Glass and Nick Thune.

star 7.81
58 votes
Already Wet

#4 - Already Wet

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired Mar 1, 2016

Nikki interviews Sara Schaefer while sitting on a vibrator, hooks her parents up to a polygraph, and invites Bridget Everett and Jim Jefferies to devise new dirty emojis

star 7.74
58 votes
Museum of Broken Relationships

#5 - Museum of Broken Relationships

Season 1 - Episode 19 - Aired Aug 2, 2016

Nikki visits a museum full of people's old relationship keepsakes, debunks myths about bisexuals with Margaret Cho and rails against the injustices of America's wage gap.

star 7.71
76 votes
Get Her a Glass of Water

#6 - Get Her a Glass of Water

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired Mar 29, 2016

Nikki explores the topic of one-night stands, feeds lines to porn actors during a shoot, and welcomes special guests Kristen Schaal and Kyle Kinane.

star 7.66
59 votes
Make America Horny Again

#7 - Make America Horny Again

Season 1 - Episode 14 - Aired Jun 28, 2016

Nikki goes to a Donald Trump rally in San Diego to quiz his supporters on sex; and discusses infidelity with Maria Bamford and Marc Maron.

star 7.64
64 votes
Carpe Do 'Em

#8 - Carpe Do 'Em

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired Feb 9, 2016

Nikki plays Tinder Tapout with Rachel Feinstein and Rory Scovel, subjects her friends to a lie detector test and attends a foot fetish party.

star 7.60
93 votes
Mysteries of the Female Orgasm

#9 - Mysteries of the Female Orgasm

Season 1 - Episode 15 - Aired Jul 5, 2016

Nikki teams up with a group of women to conduct groundbreaking research on the female orgasm and learns about flirting via GIFs with guests Jim Jefferies and Liza Treyger.

star 7.50
88 votes
I'm the Boat

#10 - I'm the Boat

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Feb 23, 2016

Nikki and Kyle Kinane provide the dialogue for a porn scene, guests Esther Povitsky and Chris D'Elia share their Insta-curities, and a charity helps out forgotten friends.

star 7.46
63 votes
24 Hours in a Strip Club

#11 - 24 Hours in a Strip Club

Season 1 - Episode 20 - Aired Aug 9, 2016

Nikki goes to Las Vegas, where she attempts to remain in a strip club for 24 hours; and plays Tinder Tapout with Jim Norton and Bridget Everett.

star 7.43
70 votes
Find My Boyfriend a Girlfriend

#12 - Find My Boyfriend a Girlfriend

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Mar 15, 2016

Nikki discusses the subject of polyamory and interviews an Uber driver about getting together with a passenger.

star 7.42
77 votes
Rock-Hard Weekend

#13 - Rock-Hard Weekend

Season 1 - Episode 17 - Aired Jul 19, 2016

Dr. Drew Pinsky discusses the popularity of over-the-counter male-enhancement pills. Also: David Spade and Nicole Byer talk to kittens about complex social issues.

star 7.38
91 votes
Dick Moves

#14 - Dick Moves

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Feb 16, 2016

Nikki makes sexting classier, quizzes her guests on the latest developments in the erotic sciences and hosts a game show to help strip club patrons win their money back.

star 7.37
75 votes
Is That Your Belt?

#15 - Is That Your Belt?

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired Jun 7, 2016

Nikki takes a look at the world of professional cuddlers and plays a round of Tinder Tapout with special guests Mary Lynn Rajskub and Adam Pally.

star 7.37
81 votes
Really Real R&B

#16 - Really Real R&B

Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired Jun 21, 2016

Nikki sticks it to the judge of the Stanford rape case, helps Omarion produce a song about awkward sex, and plays What's Your Number? with Riki Lindhome and Anthony Jeselnik.

star 7.32
84 votes
I Miss David Bowie

#17 - I Miss David Bowie

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired Jun 14, 2016

Women in the workplace through the lens of pornography is a topic of discussion with Kristen Schaal. Also: a chat with Chris D'Elia and Kate Walsh.

star 7.32
73 votes
Don't Touch That Remote

#18 - Don't Touch That Remote

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Mar 8, 2016

Nikki hears horror stories from maids who clean up after hotel guests have sex, plus a game of Tinder Tapout.

star 7.31
90 votes
Blind Date Champion

#19 - Blind Date Champion

Season 1 - Episode 16 - Aired Jul 12, 2016

Nikki looks at dreadfully bad dates with Dave Waite; and plays Tinder Tapout with Ron Funches and Katie Nolan.

star 7.26
81 votes
Your Wedding Sucks

#20 - Your Wedding Sucks

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired Mar 22, 2016

Moshe Kasher and Grace Helbig share items from their sexual bucket lists, engaged couples apologize to their friends, and Nikki rails against bikinis.

star 7.24
87 votes