The BEST Episodes of Not Safe with Nikki Glaser
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: Feb 8, 2021
Network: Comedy Central
Not Safe with Nikki Glaser blends interviews, experiments, and discussions about subjects revolving around sex, relationships, and the stuff nobody wants to talk about.

#1 - I Broke My Dick
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired Apr 12, 2016
Nikki explores the world of pegging and plays a round of Tinder Tapout with special guests Patton Oswalt and Natasha Leggero.

#2 - Is This Forever?
Season 1 - Episode 18 - Aired Jul 26, 2016
Nikki provides the dialogue for a hospital porn scene, calls out annoying behavior on social media with her guests and works with couples to plan for their eventual breakup.

#3 - Panty Sniffers
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired Apr 5, 2016
Sex columnist Dan Savage gives advice to Nikki's younger self, then Nikki interviews some "panty sniffers" and chats with guests Todd Glass and Nick Thune.

#4 - Already Wet
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired Mar 1, 2016
Nikki interviews Sara Schaefer while sitting on a vibrator, hooks her parents up to a polygraph, and invites Bridget Everett and Jim Jefferies to devise new dirty emojis

#5 - Museum of Broken Relationships
Season 1 - Episode 19 - Aired Aug 2, 2016
Nikki visits a museum full of people's old relationship keepsakes, debunks myths about bisexuals with Margaret Cho and rails against the injustices of America's wage gap.

#6 - Get Her a Glass of Water
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired Mar 29, 2016
Nikki explores the topic of one-night stands, feeds lines to porn actors during a shoot, and welcomes special guests Kristen Schaal and Kyle Kinane.

#7 - Make America Horny Again
Season 1 - Episode 14 - Aired Jun 28, 2016
Nikki goes to a Donald Trump rally in San Diego to quiz his supporters on sex; and discusses infidelity with Maria Bamford and Marc Maron.

#8 - Carpe Do 'Em
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired Feb 9, 2016
Nikki plays Tinder Tapout with Rachel Feinstein and Rory Scovel, subjects her friends to a lie detector test and attends a foot fetish party.

#9 - Mysteries of the Female Orgasm
Season 1 - Episode 15 - Aired Jul 5, 2016
Nikki teams up with a group of women to conduct groundbreaking research on the female orgasm and learns about flirting via GIFs with guests Jim Jefferies and Liza Treyger.

#10 - I'm the Boat
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Feb 23, 2016
Nikki and Kyle Kinane provide the dialogue for a porn scene, guests Esther Povitsky and Chris D'Elia share their Insta-curities, and a charity helps out forgotten friends.

#11 - 24 Hours in a Strip Club
Season 1 - Episode 20 - Aired Aug 9, 2016
Nikki goes to Las Vegas, where she attempts to remain in a strip club for 24 hours; and plays Tinder Tapout with Jim Norton and Bridget Everett.

#12 - Find My Boyfriend a Girlfriend
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Mar 15, 2016
Nikki discusses the subject of polyamory and interviews an Uber driver about getting together with a passenger.

#13 - Rock-Hard Weekend
Season 1 - Episode 17 - Aired Jul 19, 2016
Dr. Drew Pinsky discusses the popularity of over-the-counter male-enhancement pills. Also: David Spade and Nicole Byer talk to kittens about complex social issues.

#14 - Dick Moves
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Feb 16, 2016
Nikki makes sexting classier, quizzes her guests on the latest developments in the erotic sciences and hosts a game show to help strip club patrons win their money back.

#15 - Is That Your Belt?
Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired Jun 7, 2016
Nikki takes a look at the world of professional cuddlers and plays a round of Tinder Tapout with special guests Mary Lynn Rajskub and Adam Pally.

#16 - Really Real R&B
Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired Jun 21, 2016
Nikki sticks it to the judge of the Stanford rape case, helps Omarion produce a song about awkward sex, and plays What's Your Number? with Riki Lindhome and Anthony Jeselnik.

#17 - I Miss David Bowie
Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired Jun 14, 2016
Women in the workplace through the lens of pornography is a topic of discussion with Kristen Schaal. Also: a chat with Chris D'Elia and Kate Walsh.

#18 - Don't Touch That Remote
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Mar 8, 2016
Nikki hears horror stories from maids who clean up after hotel guests have sex, plus a game of Tinder Tapout.

#19 - Blind Date Champion
Season 1 - Episode 16 - Aired Jul 12, 2016
Nikki looks at dreadfully bad dates with Dave Waite; and plays Tinder Tapout with Ron Funches and Katie Nolan.

#20 - Your Wedding Sucks
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired Mar 22, 2016
Moshe Kasher and Grace Helbig share items from their sexual bucket lists, engaged couples apologize to their friends, and Nikki rails against bikinis.