The BEST episodes of No Activity

Every episode of No Activity ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of No Activity!

No Activity is a Stan Original comedy that follows the peripheral players in a major police sting operation.

Last Updated: 12/14/2024Network: StanStatus: Ended
The Dolphin
star
8.10
126 votes

#1 - The Dolphin

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/22/2015

A large concrete dolphin makes waves on the stakeout, bringing into question Stokes’ professionalism. The cops debate the erotic advantages of Siamese twins. April has her first day in dispatch. Jimmy updates Bruce on the search for his dad.

Directors: Trent O'Donnell
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Two Vomits
star
8.02
100 votes

#2 - Two Vomits

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/22/2015

An overly eager security guard (guest star Tim Minchin) disrupts a dockside stakeout. April tells Carol the grim tale of why she was taken off the beat. Hendy prepares to make an important call to dispatch.

Directors: Trent O'Donnell
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Noughts & Crosses
star
8.00
24 votes

#3 - Noughts & Crosses

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/26/2016

Stokes and Hendy have been separated for Code 4 Misconduct. Stokes has a new partner, Rainer. He calls Hendy, who also has a new partner... April. Stokes tries to break the ice with Rainer to ice cold reception.

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La Traviata
star
7.96
26 votes

#4 - La Traviata

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/26/2016

Hendy and Stokes are outside the house where Stokes thinks the Doolan’s are being held captive. Hendy is jealous when Stokes reveals what he wants to say at Rainer's funeral.

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Silent Night
star
7.96
23 votes

#5 - Silent Night

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/26/2016

Stokes has manicured his pubes. Reveal Lachy has been in the car with them all along. April gets a haircut that's very similar to Carol's. Steve and Neddy take a bunch of Adderall to get some clarity.

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Death of an Eel
star
7.88
25 votes

#6 - Death of an Eel

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/26/2016

Stokes gets surprised by Hendy and dispatch for his 50th birthday until they realise he’s only 48. The celebrations are cut short. Stokes and Hendy watch a video of Burrows’ lewd sex act with an eel.

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The Coffee Raid
star
7.79
38 votes

#7 - The Coffee Raid

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/22/2015

The cops are bullet proofed and raid ready, staying alert with good coffee.

Directors: Trent O'Donnell
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Missing Persons
star
7.74
35 votes

#8 - Missing Persons

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/26/2016

Stokes and Hendy receive an emergency call. It's just a drill. Pew Pew. Wealthy couple Bernie and Elizabeth Doolan have been reported missing from their mansion. Newly single Stokes asks Hendy to help him with a non-hipster profile pic for Tinder.

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The Butterfly Tattoo
star
7.71
28 votes

#9 - The Butterfly Tattoo

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/26/2016

Stokes wakes up from a big catnap. Carol meets her new dispatch partner, Anousha, who’s Muslim. Carol tells her she’s glad Waleed Aly’s Logie win ended racism in Australia. Jimmy and Bruce discuss losing their art cafe during honesty hour.

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The American
star
7.66
44 votes

#10 - The American

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/22/2015

Hendy’s is starstruck by U.S. detective Cutler (guest star Jake Johnson) but airline food has them off on a wrong foot. Stokes is in therapy and it all starts with a handsome pilot. A chance meeting over takeaway results in an earnest chat about family.

Directors: Trent O'Donnell
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The Date
star
7.58
48 votes

#11 - The Date

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/22/2015

Hendy and April have an awkward radio exchange. The crims (including guest star Sam Simmons) lament the lack of imagination in the Aussie crime industry. Carol’s son Lachy is suspended from school in unusual circumstances.

Directors: Trent O'Donnell
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The Witness
star
7.53
47 votes

#12 - The Witness

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/22/2015

What would a high quality TV show of Hendy and Stokes be like? Tanya (guest star Kat Stewart) a witness with the cops, finds out. The crims have a reunion. Carol brings Lachy to work, with awkward consequences for April.

Directors: Trent O'Donnell
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