The WORST episodes of Million Dollar Listing New York

Every episode of Million Dollar Listing New York ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Million Dollar Listing New York!

Follows some of Manhattan's most relentless realtors as they close multimillion dollar deals faster than a yellow cab runs a red light.

Last Updated: 3/22/2024Network: BravoStatus: Ended
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Walking on Eggshells
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7.26
62 votes

#1 - Walking on Eggshells

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/13/2015

Fredrik and Ryan's chummy relationship is tested, both personally and professionally as Fredrik and his husband, Derek, surprise Ryan's fiancée, Emilia, with a provocative request as business complications threaten to derail Fredrik and Ryan's co-list. At the same time, it's a race to the finish line with Ryan's Russian buyer, Arty. Luis, meanwhile, is painting a beautiful picture out of his new listing after learning the apartment once belonged to a famous artist.

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The Final Shakedown
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7.27
60 votes

#2 - The Final Shakedown

Season 4 - Episode 11 - Aired 6/24/2015

In an attempt to bolster interest in his new West Side development, Fredrik takes buyers on a Hudson River cruise, but he and husband, Derek, come back ashore with more than they bargained for. Meanwhile, further uptown, Luis and a developer he knows well embark on an ambitious buyout in their attempt to create one massive 25 million dollar unit overlooking Central Park. But will a holdout, gleefully represented by Ryan, stop them dead in their tracks?

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The Shark the Smooth-Talker and the New Kid
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7.28
104 votes

#3 - The Shark the Smooth-Talker and the New Kid

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/7/2012

In this exciting series premiere, Ryan takes on a friend's listing before realizing that she has some secrets in her closet. Michael goes head-to-head with one of downtown's best brokers, but finds out that his toughest competition may be his own lack of experience. Fredrik lands a listing in the "greenest building in the world," but in order to make some green himself, he's going to have to please his often foul-mouthed and short-tempered client.

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You Can Call Me Al...Berto
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7.29
128 votes

#4 - You Can Call Me Al...Berto

Season 6 - Episode 9 - Aired 7/20/2017

Steve works to convince potential buyers that the only thing better than their Tribeca apartment is his listing right above it. A prominent developer is hesitant about giving Ryan a building in Chelsea...but not about embarrassing him at a birthday party. Downtown, Fredrik continues to forge a bond with the East Village and its residents...particularly his driver, Alberto.

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Co-List or No-List
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7.29
128 votes

#5 - Co-List or No-List

Season 6 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/6/2017

When a seller demands Ryan remove his team member from a $25 million Tribeca listing, he hatches a plan that includes a secret twist. Steve lands an opportunity to sell an amazing $18 million SoHo penthouse, but he has to go against his #1 rule: never co-list. Later, Fredrik and Ryan reconnect with Luis...only to learn their reunion may be short-lived.

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Freddy's Back!
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7.33
43 votes

#6 - Freddy's Back!

Season 9 - Episode 2 - Aired 5/13/2021

Fredrik catwalks his way to a potential deal with a former supermodel. Ryan hopes to make a splash at his open house. Tyler battles to sell the biggest listing of his career. KJ hosts a sparkling aperitivo to court interest from expats.

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Wake. Sell. Repeat.
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7.33
116 votes

#7 - Wake. Sell. Repeat.

Season 6 - Episode 10 - Aired 7/27/2017

In order to set a record for his new brownstone in Park Slope, Fredrik tries to set other records at his open house. Even though Ryan's business is booming, he finds himself down in the dumps for reasons unknown. When Steve encourages a friend into selling his massive loft in Soho, he receives an offer from an unexpected source.

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Downward Dog, Upward Mobility
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7.33
30 votes

#8 - Downward Dog, Upward Mobility

Season 9 - Episode 8 - Aired 6/24/2021

Tyler heads to Harlem to sell a huge family home. Kemba and Tyler throw a psychic-themed Open House. Ryan sets up tours which feature a Lamborghini. Steve invites New York City socialite Dorinda Medley to help spread the word about Wiltsie.

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Reunion - Part 2
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7.33
27 votes

#9 - Reunion - Part 2

Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 6/25/2014

For the first time ever in Million Dollar Listing history, the wolves of New York real estate, Fredrik Eklund, Luis D. Ortiz and Ryan Serhant, sit down with host, Andy Cohen, to discuss some of the craziest antics and most-talked moments from this season.

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Two Hotheads and a Hurricane
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7.35
43 votes

#10 - Two Hotheads and a Hurricane

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 5/15/2013

The first ever Million Dollar Listing reunion continues as Andy Cohen hosts Fredrik Eklund, Luis D. Ortiz and Ryan Serhant to discuss more of the highs and lows from this season.

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New Girl on the Block
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7.35
40 votes

#11 - New Girl on the Block

Season 9 - Episode 1 - Aired 5/6/2021

The Big Apple brokers are back and eager to set real estate records. Ryan lists a unique $18 million townhouse with commercial space. Meanwhile, Tyler gears up to sell his biggest listing ever but must get creative after his bid for restaging falls through. Down in Chinatown, Steve snags a listing but must work to attract attention for this hidden gem with no curb appeal. Kirsten comes in hot as the new broker on the block, unafraid to battle it out with the other agents.

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Frankel-y Speaking
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7.36
149 votes

#12 - Frankel-y Speaking

Season 6 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/8/2017

When one of his buyers decides to forgo pursuing his SoHo property, Fredrik needs to find a back-up quickly, luckily for him, Bethenny Frankel is at the top of his contact list. Ryan is excited to land two townhouses, but ends up competing against himself when trying to market them. Steve gets a listing, loses a listing, and gets another listing, all before he can even have one showing.

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Hashtag, You're It
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7.37
145 votes

#13 - Hashtag, You're It

Season 6 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/15/2017

Fredrik lands a building with $400 million dollars in potential sales, but his boss thinks he may have over-promised in order to get it. Ryan realizes that when you have two sellers, you can't please one without making the other upset. Steve gets a list of demands from a broker and makes one of his own.

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Bids & Brawls
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7.37
62 votes

#14 - Bids & Brawls

Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/22/2015

Ryan's boss needs a broker and he thinks Ryan is just the guy to sell his apartment along with that 400-piece art collection he recently bought. Fredrik scores the biggest single-unit listing of his career. Meanwhile, Luis must play referee between a high stakes negotiation between a buyer and seller.

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Hard Hats and Hard Heads
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7.38
74 votes

#15 - Hard Hats and Hard Heads

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/21/2012

Fredrik lands an entire building from one of New York City's most prolific developers, but there's just one catch: the project is still under construction and he's trying to sell the units before they reach completion. Ryan picks up a listing in Gramercy Park and hopes to prove that his youth and energy will be a good fit in this old and conservative neighborhood. Michael makes the fateful call that will determine if he sells $30 million worth of apartments in Trevor's building or if he ends up with nothing.

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The Casting Couch
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7.38
39 votes

#16 - The Casting Couch

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/4/2012

Zach Vella is frustrated by Michael's lack of progress at the Park Avenue building, and brings in another real estate agent to help out. Unfortunately for Michael, that agent may be more foe than friend. Ryan concocts a plan to photograph models for his sexy new rental located in Chelsea, but now he just has to figure out a way not to fall head-over-heels for one of them.

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New Wheels, New Deals
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7.39
62 votes

#17 - New Wheels, New Deals

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/15/2015

NY's three favourite brokers hit the New Season selling, with Luis riding in style in his new Maserati while renewing rivalries with Fredrik and Ryan.

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No Moore Mr. Nice Guy
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7.40
135 votes

#18 - No Moore Mr. Nice Guy

Season 5 - Episode 8 - Aired 6/9/2016

Luis scores a listing with a former broker who helped launch his career, but he learns a lesson about old friendships. Meanwhile, Fredrik struggles to sell a big-bucks Tribeca penthouse, and Ryan faces problems related to a marketing campaign.

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A Home for Hope
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7.41
29 votes

#19 - A Home for Hope

Season 9 - Episode 12 - Aired 7/29/2021

Fredrik is inspired to find a new shelter for homeless LGBTQ+ teens. Tyler campaigns to sell an Upper West Side townhouse by banking on some personal ties. KJ enlists the help of her younger brother, Alex, in the hopes of attracting younger buyers.

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Planet of the Capes
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7.41
169 votes

#20 - Planet of the Capes

Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/5/2016

Ryan pushes his luck by trying a new pricing strategy. Elsewhere, Fredrik offers a promise to a buyer that his developer might not be able to deliver, and Luis and a new co-lister face complications in Brooklyn.

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Frenemies Unite
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7.42
64 votes

#21 - Frenemies Unite

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/6/2015

The "Twin Towers" of real estate stand united for the first time as Fredrik invites Ryan to co-list a new penthouse in Chelsea. Fredrik is ready to be fast-friends, and maybe something more? Ryan is skeptical enough to keep other irons in the fire, courting a Russian businessman with a penchant for luxury real estate and long legs. Luis scores an offer on his townhouse in Harlem.

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Jess We Can!
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7.43
84 votes

#22 - Jess We Can!

Season 8 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/22/2019

Ronita decides her partnership with Luis needs a tuneup. Ryan is thrilled to land three luxury properties in NoHo, but is quickly burdened with 233 other units, all of them rentals. Steve's own apartment becomes his latest listing.

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I Love You, Puffer Munkin
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7.43
49 votes

#23 - I Love You, Puffer Munkin

Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 5/27/2015

Ryan tries to close the biggest deal of his life and he plans on sealing this one with a kiss. A winter wonderland awaits Fredrik in his native Sweden but will this trip have a fairytale ending? Luis has the finish line in sight on his townhouse in Brooklyn, but an unexpected twist throws him for a loop.

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Bidding War Bitches
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7.44
39 votes

#24 - Bidding War Bitches

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/7/2014

After clearing the space of any supernatural suspicions, Ryan relishes in his newfound peace of mind before he suits up for a battle of the bankroll. While the nitpicky demands of two VIPs have Fredrik in the middle of a price tag tug-o-war, Luis is introduced to a client who holds the key to his dream listing, and, a big dirty secret.

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Unfinished Business
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7.44
57 votes

#25 - Unfinished Business

Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/20/2015

Fredrik's reputation, and 22.5 million dollar price-point, is on the line when his developers threaten to back out of the premium finishes they promised. On his latest project, Ryan is reunited with a familiar blonde who it seems still wants him to put a ring on it. Across the bridge, in Brooklyn, Luis is in hot pursuit of one of the city's top developers. But will that developer's icy assistant freeze him out?

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