The WORST episodes of Housos

Every episode of Housos ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Housos!

Housos tells the not-so-epic stories of Shazza, Dazza, Franky and Kylie - four best mates from down on the block. Sure, they drink away their problems, they might even have frequent domestics but down on the block it's all for one and one for all. Follow the adventures of the residents of the Sunnyvale Housing Commission in every-town Australia. They battle cops and they scam Centrelink, they even have the occasional threesome and swingers party, but once you're down with the crew in the hood then it's "Sunnyvale for life".

Last Updated: 10/30/2024Network: 7mateStatus: Ended
Tokyo
star
5.14
42 votes

#1 - Tokyo

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/9/2013

Franky gets an idea on his brain and scams a free holiday to Japan for Shazza, himself and Abdul. Franky has a mad idea to scam a free holiday from the TV networks. Abdul pretends to be Shazza and Franky’s hairy, mentally challenged, son to gain sympathy. It works and the guys get a free holiday to Tokyo, Japan! Japan is like nothing the housos have ever experienced especially when they are off their faces on drugs.

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star
6.33
3 votes

#2 - Episode 3

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/8/2022

Kev and Junior steal a van so they, Shazza and Holden can go after Franky and his Bitcoin fortune. Franky taken off into the Outback and sets up camp in an abandoned Mad Max movie set. The Premier calls for a national task force to deal with a rash of copycat thong men who are attacking government officials.

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Cops
star
6.58
74 votes

#3 - Cops

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/26/2013

A TV show is following Cop Garry and Cop Richard while they try and keep order in Sunnyvale. A reality TV show is riding with Cop Garry and Cop Richard while they trawl through Sunnyvale. The housos are excited to watch themselves on TV but it soon becomes apparent that the show is editing out the truth to make the cops look good and the housos are not happy.

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star
7.00
3 votes

#4 - Episode 6

Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/29/2022

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star
7.25
4 votes

#5 - Episode 2

Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/1/2022

After the Franky the Thong Warrior's continued reign of destruction, the Prime Minister introduces an anti-thong terrorism law. Shazza and Holden go downtown to get out of prison to pursue Franky and his Bitcoin millions. Kev breaks up with Vanessa.

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star
7.33
3 votes

#6 - Episode 5

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/22/2022

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Thailand, Part One
star
7.44
97 votes

#7 - Thailand, Part One

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/21/2011

Wazza owes money to the bikies and Dazza needs bail money. Shazza decides to help them by making money working for the bikies, her first job? Delivering a boogie board full of illegal steroids to Asia.

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Thailand, Part Two
star
7.44
125 votes

#8 - Thailand, Part Two

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/28/2011

The Housos are in Asia trying to smuggle illegal steroids inside a boogie board. Before they can deliver the goods they are captured by jungle terrorists and are held for ransom. Can the Housos get home to Sunnyvale?

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Uncle Doug
star
7.46
97 votes

#9 - Uncle Doug

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 12/12/2011

Franky desperately needs a jumping castle for his son Anarchy’s first birthday. He doesn’t know where to steal one so he asks Dazza’s Uncle Doug (Andy McPhee). Doug is fresh out of jail after 29 years. Stolen cop cars and x-rated jumping castles make this a Houso party you don’t want to miss.

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Melbourne
star
7.67
73 votes

#10 - Melbourne

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/7/2011

Franky wins a chopper in a tough man competition but he and Kylie break up after an argument about the colour of it. Not thinking clearly Franky takes a road trip to Melbourne to visit his brother, Dino. Swinger parties, Crystal, old grudges and dodgy relatives from Melbourne make this the houso road trip from hell.

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Episode 1
star
7.71
7 votes

#11 - Episode 1

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/26/2020

COVID-19 has met its match. The beer drinking, bong smoking, burnout loving housos of Sunnyvale are back, and they are in lockdown. All the favourites return including Franky (Pauly Fenech), Shazza (Elle Dawe), Kev the Kiwi (Kev Taumtata), the chick with the bestest backside in Sunnyvale, Vanessa (Vanessa Davis) and many more familiar Sunnyvale faces. When the virus restrictions come in, the housos do all they can to break the rules.

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Birthday
star
7.80
95 votes

#12 - Birthday

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 12/19/2011

It's Dazza’s birthday and everybody helps out in their own way. Shazza steals a pie cake, Franky steals a fire truck and while stealing a council car the Housos discover documents showing the Mayor wants to move the community into the bush so she can build townhouses. Is this the end of the Sunnyvale Housos?

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Rehab
star
7.81
47 votes

#13 - Rehab

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/19/2013

After taking a drug cocktail and seeing aliens Dazza is committed to a rehab facility. Dazza has been going hard on the drugs and is acting crazy, he is arrested for disturbing the peace and sentenced to rehab. Things are not all sober at rehab though and Dazza is starting to thrive, the junkies bring in drugs, a sex addict is attracted to him and his mates are constantly visiting - with beer. When Dazza gets out though he is a reformed man, no more addictions, or is he?…

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Junkie
star
7.83
18 votes

#14 - Junkie

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/2/2013

The junkies have gone crazy stealing everyone’s stuff and selling it to the bikies. The Junkies have gone crazy stealing everyone’s stuff and nothing is safe. The Housos need money to buy their stuff back so Shazza and Vanessa tell Centrelink they have 18 kids each to up their benefits. Franky stalls the Centrelink guy in true Franky style, while the girls organise lots of babies and pull the scam of the century.

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Foxtel
star
7.87
124 votes

#15 - Foxtel

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 12/5/2011

The Sunnyvale Assassins are selling dodgy pay TV boxes, Shazza and Kylie want one desperately so they force Dazza and Franky to get jobs. After a string of failed money making attempts the Housos find out how hard real work can be. Franky decides he would sell his cousin to get hold of free Foxtel. And so he does.

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Wedding
star
7.88
42 votes

#16 - Wedding

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 9/16/2013

Shazza, Vanessa and Beryl hatch a plan to make the boys marry them and share their new pensions. Dazza and Kev are cashed up after being declared brain damaged, no longer dependent on their women. Vanessa, Shazza and Beryl hatch a plan to make their men marry them and share benefits. They know the boys wont’ agree so they get them smashed and force proposals. After a massive effort of bribery and theft the girls manage to pull together a ceremony, for that afternoon – before the hangovers wear off!

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Green Day
star
8.03
96 votes

#17 - Green Day

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/14/2011

Franky, Kev and Dazza all need money to keep their de factos off their backs; Dazza tries car jacking while Kev and Franky join Habib in a dodgy insulation scheme. In a strange twist of fate the apartment that’s being insulated is the Mayor of Sunnyvale’s. The not-so-environmentally friendly episode of Housos.

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Voucher
star
8.04
52 votes

#18 - Voucher

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 7/22/2013

Dazza gets Shazza the best birthday present ever, a voucher to a posh restaurant. Dazza is smug, he traded Beryl’s heart pills for a fancy dinner voucher for Shazza’s birthday – only problem is he can’t remember what he did with it. Dazza, Kev and Franky trace their night back to jolt their memories. Dazza, Shazza and the gang head to the fancy restaurant for an all expenses paid dinner, or will Dazza stuff it up again?

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Jailbreak
star
8.06
49 votes

#19 - Jailbreak

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/29/2013

Franky, Kev, Dazza and Reg are sent to maximum security after helping Beryl escape the police. Beryl is arrested for defrauding Centrelink, the Housos riot in protest and while Beryl gets away Franky, Dazza, Kev and Reg are arrested and put in Jail. Shazza and Vanessa are hard up for money while the boys are gone and try new scams to get extra cash. Reg thrives in jail but poor Dazza is hounded by Bubbles who is looking for a girlfriend, Dazza convinces the boys to try and escape.

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Uncle Fred
star
8.11
18 votes

#20 - Uncle Fred

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/12/2013

Franky’s favourite Uncle Fred has died but he’s left Franky something special in his will. Uncle Fred taught Franky everything he knows, how to pick up chicks, do thongings, burnouts and graffiti stuff. When Franky gets a call from Pauly at the Fat Pizza shop he finds out Uncle Fred has died and left him something in his will. So Franky and Kev go on a road trip to the desert to see what riches he has inherited.

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Dazza the Bikie
star
8.15
48 votes

#21 - Dazza the Bikie

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/5/2013

Dazza joins the bikie gang the ‘Hunterz’ to make Shazza horny. The sex lives of the Housos is under threat. Dazza joins the Hunterz motorcycle gang because Shazza hasn’t been sleeping with him. Franky is caught on camera doing a good deed, he and Kev decide to set-up as ‘Robbing Hood’, getting back stuff for other people for a cut. Being an apprentice bikie and doing dirty ‘jobs’ can be harder than getting a job and the boys are all suffering.

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star
8.25
4 votes

#22 - Episode 7

Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/6/2022

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star
8.33
3 votes

#23 - Episode 4

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/15/2022

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star
8.33
6 votes

#24 - Episode 1

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 5/25/2022

Franky goes on a rampage against authority, with Shazza in hot pursuit, looking to become Australia's first thong terrorist. Shazza and Holden are sent to prison for making racial insults. Deadbeat dad Franky is revealed to be a Bitcoin millionaire.

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Episode 5
star
8.33
3 votes

#25 - Episode 5

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/23/2020

Franky searches for a new place to stay after getting Holden pregnant (allegedly!). His ex wants him to get her drugs in order to stay with her so Franky and Kev break into Centerlink again. Clearing out the staff's booze and drugs, it's Christmas in July for all the Housos! Little Franky warn Franky against taking the new mandatory vaccine so he takes off with the police in pursuit.

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