The WORST episodes of Housos
Every episode of Housos ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Housos!
Housos tells the not-so-epic stories of Shazza, Dazza, Franky and Kylie - four best mates from down on the block. Sure, they drink away their problems, they might even have frequent domestics but down on the block it's all for one and one for all. Follow the adventures of the residents of the Sunnyvale Housing Commission in every-town Australia. They battle cops and they scam Centrelink, they even have the occasional threesome and swingers party, but once you're down with the crew in the hood then it's "Sunnyvale for life".
#1 - Episode 7
Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/6/2022
#2 - Episode 6
Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 6/29/2022
#3 - Episode 5
Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/22/2022
#4 - Episode 4
Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/15/2022
#5 - Episode 3
Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/8/2022
Kev and Junior steal a van so they, Shazza and Holden can go after Franky and his Bitcoin fortune. Franky taken off into the Outback and sets up camp in an abandoned Mad Max movie set. The Premier calls for a national task force to deal with a rash of copycat thong men who are attacking government officials.
#6 - Episode 2
Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/1/2022
After the Franky the Thong Warrior's continued reign of destruction, the Prime Minister introduces an anti-thong terrorism law. Shazza and Holden go downtown to get out of prison to pursue Franky and his Bitcoin millions. Kev breaks up with Vanessa.
#7 - Episode 1
Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 5/25/2022
Franky goes on a rampage against authority, with Shazza in hot pursuit, looking to become Australia's first thong terrorist. Shazza and Holden are sent to prison for making racial insults. Deadbeat dad Franky is revealed to be a Bitcoin millionaire.
#8 - Episode 5
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/23/2020
Franky searches for a new place to stay after getting Holden pregnant (allegedly!). His ex wants him to get her drugs in order to stay with her so Franky and Kev break into Centerlink again. Clearing out the staff's booze and drugs, it's Christmas in July for all the Housos! Little Franky warn Franky against taking the new mandatory vaccine so he takes off with the police in pursuit.
#9 - Episode 4
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/16/2020
Franky panics when he wakes up next to Shazza's daughter. Holden and Jaydog go out for food for Kev's Hangi. Franky clears the obstruction when Kev clogs the bog then goes into the mountains in search of the junkie's gear. Holden learns she's pregnant.
#10 - Episode 3
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/9/2020
When the government closes the bottle shops, Franky breaks into the courthouse in search of alcohol for a sober Kev and the other Housos. Franky sneaks Shazza out of the house for essential supples to get her through the lock-down — a new vibrator (and one for Vanessa too). Franky tells the Houses about the Raider of the Lost Dope. Shazza's up the duff to her daughter's boyfriend.
#11 - Episode 2
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 11/2/2020
Franky is immune from COVID-19 due to all the STIs he's had. Shazza prepares for her Zinder date, Franky films a porno in an ambulance, the junkies try out a virus cure, Kev mourns the loss of the footy season and the Housos break into Centerlink in search of pallets of cash.
#12 - Episode 1
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/26/2020
COVID-19 has met its match. The beer drinking, bong smoking, burnout loving housos of Sunnyvale are back, and they are in lockdown. All the favourites return including Franky (Pauly Fenech), Shazza (Elle Dawe), Kev the Kiwi (Kev Taumtata), the chick with the bestest backside in Sunnyvale, Vanessa (Vanessa Davis) and many more familiar Sunnyvale faces. When the virus restrictions come in, the housos do all they can to break the rules.
#13 - Junkie
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/2/2013
The junkies have gone crazy stealing everyone’s stuff and selling it to the bikies. The Junkies have gone crazy stealing everyone’s stuff and nothing is safe. The Housos need money to buy their stuff back so Shazza and Vanessa tell Centrelink they have 18 kids each to up their benefits. Franky stalls the Centrelink guy in true Franky style, while the girls organise lots of babies and pull the scam of the century.
#14 - Uncle Fred
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/12/2013
Franky’s favourite Uncle Fred has died but he’s left Franky something special in his will. Uncle Fred taught Franky everything he knows, how to pick up chicks, do thongings, burnouts and graffiti stuff. When Franky gets a call from Pauly at the Fat Pizza shop he finds out Uncle Fred has died and left him something in his will. So Franky and Kev go on a road trip to the desert to see what riches he has inherited.
#15 - Tokyo
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/9/2013
Franky gets an idea on his brain and scams a free holiday to Japan for Shazza, himself and Abdul. Franky has a mad idea to scam a free holiday from the TV networks. Abdul pretends to be Shazza and Franky’s hairy, mentally challenged, son to gain sympathy. It works and the guys get a free holiday to Tokyo, Japan! Japan is like nothing the housos have ever experienced especially when they are off their faces on drugs.
#16 - Cops
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/26/2013
A TV show is following Cop Garry and Cop Richard while they try and keep order in Sunnyvale. A reality TV show is riding with Cop Garry and Cop Richard while they trawl through Sunnyvale. The housos are excited to watch themselves on TV but it soon becomes apparent that the show is editing out the truth to make the cops look good and the housos are not happy.
#17 - Uncle Doug
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 12/12/2011
Franky desperately needs a jumping castle for his son Anarchy’s first birthday. He doesn’t know where to steal one so he asks Dazza’s Uncle Doug (Andy McPhee). Doug is fresh out of jail after 29 years. Stolen cop cars and x-rated jumping castles make this a Houso party you don’t want to miss.
#18 - Thailand, Part One
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/21/2011
Wazza owes money to the bikies and Dazza needs bail money. Shazza decides to help them by making money working for the bikies, her first job? Delivering a boogie board full of illegal steroids to Asia.
#19 - Thailand, Part Two
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/28/2011
The Housos are in Asia trying to smuggle illegal steroids inside a boogie board. Before they can deliver the goods they are captured by jungle terrorists and are held for ransom. Can the Housos get home to Sunnyvale?
#20 - Melbourne
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/7/2011
Franky wins a chopper in a tough man competition but he and Kylie break up after an argument about the colour of it. Not thinking clearly Franky takes a road trip to Melbourne to visit his brother, Dino. Swinger parties, Crystal, old grudges and dodgy relatives from Melbourne make this the houso road trip from hell.
#21 - Birthday
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 12/19/2011
It's Dazza’s birthday and everybody helps out in their own way. Shazza steals a pie cake, Franky steals a fire truck and while stealing a council car the Housos discover documents showing the Mayor wants to move the community into the bush so she can build townhouses. Is this the end of the Sunnyvale Housos?
#22 - Foxtel
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 12/5/2011
The Sunnyvale Assassins are selling dodgy pay TV boxes, Shazza and Kylie want one desperately so they force Dazza and Franky to get jobs. After a string of failed money making attempts the Housos find out how hard real work can be. Franky decides he would sell his cousin to get hold of free Foxtel. And so he does.
#23 - Wedding
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 9/16/2013
Shazza, Vanessa and Beryl hatch a plan to make the boys marry them and share their new pensions. Dazza and Kev are cashed up after being declared brain damaged, no longer dependent on their women. Vanessa, Shazza and Beryl hatch a plan to make their men marry them and share benefits. They know the boys wont’ agree so they get them smashed and force proposals. After a massive effort of bribery and theft the girls manage to pull together a ceremony, for that afternoon – before the hangovers wear off!
#24 - Rehab
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/19/2013
After taking a drug cocktail and seeing aliens Dazza is committed to a rehab facility. Dazza has been going hard on the drugs and is acting crazy, he is arrested for disturbing the peace and sentenced to rehab. Things are not all sober at rehab though and Dazza is starting to thrive, the junkies bring in drugs, a sex addict is attracted to him and his mates are constantly visiting - with beer. When Dazza gets out though he is a reformed man, no more addictions, or is he?…
#25 - Dazza the Bikie
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/5/2013
Dazza joins the bikie gang the ‘Hunterz’ to make Shazza horny. The sex lives of the Housos is under threat. Dazza joins the Hunterz motorcycle gang because Shazza hasn’t been sleeping with him. Franky is caught on camera doing a good deed, he and Kev decide to set-up as ‘Robbing Hood’, getting back stuff for other people for a cut. Being an apprentice bikie and doing dirty ‘jobs’ can be harder than getting a job and the boys are all suffering.