The BEST episodes of Heathers

Every episode of Heathers ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Heathers!

A pitch-black comedy anthology set in the present day, as our heroine Veronica Sawyer deals with a very different but equally vicious group of Heathers. Based on the 1988 cult classic film.

Last Updated: 5/25/2023Network:Paramount Network
Hot Probs
43 votes

#1 - Hot Probs

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/27/2018

Veronica schools JD on how to be a proper boyfriend. Heather Duke and Heather Chandler spar over control of the hearts and minds of the Westerburg student body.

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Reindeer Games
42 votes

#2 - Reindeer Games

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/27/2018

The world through JD's eyes. Betty and JD are interrogated by the police. JD is hounded with anonymous text messages tying him to his crimes.

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Do I Look Like Mother Theresa?
35 votes

#3 - Do I Look Like Mother Theresa?

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/28/2018

Ousted from power, Heather Chandler decides to swallow her pride and do the impossible: apologize. She spends time with the less-fortunate at Westerburg, and learns from an unexpected source that Heather Duke has a skeleton in his closet.

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She's Going to Cry
71 votes

#4 - She's Going to Cry

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/25/2018

Heather Chandler blackmails JD and Veronica into doing her bidding; Heather Duke and Heather McNamara struggle to adapt to life in the new regime led by Betty Finn.

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Call Us When Shuttle Lands
35 votes

#5 - Call Us When Shuttle Lands

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/28/2018

In response to the spate of violence and unrest in their area, Westerburg decides to stage an "active shooter" training drill in which students are placed on lockdown while the drama teacher goes classroom-to-classroom spraying people with silly string.

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144 votes

#6 - Pilot

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/25/2018

In the premiere, Veronica Sawyer, a seemingly normal teenager braving the politics of high school, struggles to make sense of her path in life and her connection to her "best friends," the Heathers.

Directors: Leslye Headland
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Our Love is God
47 votes

#7 - Our Love is God

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/26/2018

Heather Chandler tries to double down on her suicide campaign only to have her brand tarnished; Betty Finn has some suspicions that link Veronica to an unsolved murder.

Directors: Sydney Freeland
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I'm a No-Rust, Build-Up Man Myself
38 votes

#8 - I'm a No-Rust, Build-Up Man Myself

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 10/29/2018

As prom looms around the corner, JD and Veronica are moving in opposite directions. She is closer to her friends than she has been all year, while he is trying to use prom to keep Westerburg divided by pitting Heather Duke against Heather Chandler.

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Date Rapes and AIDS Jokes
57 votes

#9 - Date Rapes and AIDS Jokes

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/26/2018

Veronica, fed up with JD, goes on a double date with Heather Duke and two handsome football players; the school musical auditions commence and Heather Chandler meets unexpected competition.

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Are We Going to Prom or Hell?
0 votes

#10 - Are We Going to Prom or Hell?

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 10/29/2018

Prom brings all of the surviving characters together one last time. JD and Veronica attend separately and fight over some philosophical differences. Heather Chandler tries to make prom about her. Betty Finn returns.

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