The BEST Episodes of Heathers
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: Nov 3, 2020
Network: Paramount Network
A pitch-black comedy anthology set in the present day, as our heroine Veronica Sawyer deals with a very different but equally vicious group of Heathers. Based on the 1988 cult classic film.
#1 - Hot Probs
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Oct 27, 2018
Veronica schools JD on how to be a proper boyfriend. Heather Duke and Heather Chandler spar over control of the hearts and minds of the Westerburg student body.
7.67 
#2 - Are We Going to Prom or Hell?
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired Oct 29, 2018
Prom brings all of the surviving characters together one last time. JD and Veronica attend separately and fight over some philosophical differences. Heather Chandler tries to make prom about her. Betty Finn returns.
7.66 
#3 - Reindeer Games
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Oct 27, 2018
The world through JD's eyes. Betty and JD are interrogated by the police. JD is hounded with anonymous text messages tying him to his crimes.
7.66 
#4 - Do I Look Like Mother Theresa?
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired Oct 28, 2018
Ousted from power, Heather Chandler decides to swallow her pride and do the impossible: apologize. She spends time with the less-fortunate at Westerburg, and learns from an unexpected source that Heather Duke has a skeleton in his closet.
7.59 
#5 - She's Going to Cry
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Oct 25, 2018
Heather Chandler blackmails JD and Veronica into doing her bidding; Heather Duke and Heather McNamara struggle to adapt to life in the new regime led by Betty Finn.
7.54 
#6 - Call Us When Shuttle Lands
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired Oct 28, 2018
In response to the spate of violence and unrest in their area, Westerburg decides to stage an "active shooter" training drill in which students are placed on lockdown while the drama teacher goes classroom-to-classroom spraying people with silly string.
7.48 
#7 - Our Love is God
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired Oct 26, 2018
Heather Chandler tries to double down on her suicide campaign only to have her brand tarnished; Betty Finn has some suspicions that link Veronica to an unsolved murder.
7.44 
#8 - I'm a No-Rust, Build-Up Man Myself
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired Oct 29, 2018
As prom looms around the corner, JD and Veronica are moving in opposite directions. She is closer to her friends than she has been all year, while he is trying to use prom to keep Westerburg divided by pitting Heather Duke against Heather Chandler.
7.31 
#9 - Date Rapes and AIDS Jokes
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Oct 26, 2018
Veronica, fed up with JD, goes on a double date with Heather Duke and two handsome football players; the school musical auditions commence and Heather Chandler meets unexpected competition.
7.30 
#10 - Pilot
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired Oct 25, 2018
In the premiere, Veronica Sawyer, a seemingly normal teenager braving the politics of high school, struggles to make sense of her path in life and her connection to her "best friends," the Heathers.
7.26