The WORST episodes of God Friended Me

Every episode of God Friended Me ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of God Friended Me!

An atheist's life is turned upside down when he is "friended" by God on Facebook.

Last Updated: 4/3/2024Network: CBSStatus: Ended
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Prophet & Loss
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7.51
225 votes

#1 - Prophet & Loss

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/24/2019

When Miles gets the name of Cara’s stepfather, Paul, they learn that he is potentially involved with an insider trading scheme. But when Cara asks Miles to ignore his urge to intervene, he is forced to choose between her wishes or the God Account.

Directors: Barbara Brown
Writer: Robert Hull
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The Princess and the Hacker
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7.52
226 votes

#2 - The Princess and the Hacker

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 2/16/2020

Rakesh is stunned when his new soulmate app suggests that Lulu, the princess of an African nation, is his soulmate, instead of Jaya. So, when the God Account sends Miles Lulu’s name, Rakesh takes the lead on figuring out how they can help her. Also, Ali reveals her cancer diagnosis to Arthur and Trish.

Directors: Marcos Siega
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Raspberry Pie
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7.59
217 votes

#3 - Raspberry Pie

Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 2/23/2020

Miles is confused when the God Account sends him his own name as a friend suggestion. But when Rakesh discovers that Miles’ Facebook account has been cloned and the suggestion was for the fake account, they turn their attention to the hacker, Zack, a teenage computer prodigy. Also, Ali begins fertility treatments in an effort to freeze her eggs before beginning chemotherapy.

Directors: Joe Morton
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The Lady
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7.62
290 votes

#4 - The Lady

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/6/2019

Miles and Rakesh help Joy with her new friend suggestion, an aspiring self-help guru. Cara follows a lead in Paris. Ali reveals to Arthur that she’s left Harlem Episcopal for a progressive LGBTQ-friendly congregation.

Directors: Darren Grant
Writer: Robert Hull
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Error Code 1.61
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7.63
503 votes

#5 - Error Code 1.61

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/21/2018

Suggestions from the God Account lead Miles and Cara to the Hayden Planetarium, where they meet a young woman, Fliss, who is searching for her old boyfriend who may have been “the one.” Also, Rakesh and Jaya look into a tour guide at the planetarium who Rakesh thinks may be connected to the God Account, and Arthur tries to put a piece of his past behind him.

Directors: Marcos Siega
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Collateral Damage
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7.69
200 votes

#6 - Collateral Damage

Season 2 - Episode 20 - Aired 4/19/2020

Miles weighs the consequences of carrying out the God Account’s wishes when his new friend suggestion, Trevor, alleges Miles ruined his life when he helped Rose reunite with Lt. Freemont, her former love and a previous friend suggestion. As Miles tries to help Trevor resolve his feelings for Rose on the eve of her wedding, he realizes he has lingering feelings of his own for Cara.

Directors: Darren Grant
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The Atheist Papers
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7.70
187 votes

#7 - The Atheist Papers

Season 2 - Episode 16 - Aired 3/8/2020

Miles is crushed when Daryl Watkins, a renowned author and atheist, criticizes Miles’ podcast. Miles must put aside his wounded pride to help Daryl when the God Account suggests his name. Ali tests the waters of a new relationship as she deals with her cancer treatments.

Directors: Erin Richards
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The Trouble with the Curve
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7.73
310 votes

#8 - The Trouble with the Curve

Season 1 - Episode 14 - Aired 2/17/2019

Miles reconnects with his high school baseball teammate, Cal, when he gets a friend suggestion for a promising young baseball player who Cal is coaching. Also, Arthur feels territorial when he’s informed that the Diocese is sending an assistant rector to mentor under him.

Directors: Victor Nelli Jr.
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The Fugitive
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7.76
197 votes

#9 - The Fugitive

Season 2 - Episode 19 - Aired 4/12/2020

Miles, Cara and Rakesh try to stay a step ahead of a bounty hunter, Bonnie, who’s searching for Miles’ new friend suggestion, a petty criminal-turned-fugitive for evading court. Also, when Miles loses interest in who’s behind the God Account, Rakesh intensifies the search by planning to hack a powerful government super computer that can break through the Account’s firewall.

Directors: Bola Ogun
Writer: Richard Lowe
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Miracles
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7.76
185 votes

#10 - Miracles

Season 2 - Episode 21 - Aired 4/26/2020

Miles helps his new friend suggestion, C.J., a young boy who claims an angel wants him to reunite his father, Corey, the creator of the God Account’s original algorithm, with Corey’s estranged father.

Directors: Victor Nelli Jr.
Writer: Robert Hull
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The Fighter
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7.76
237 votes

#11 - The Fighter

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/3/2019

The God Account sends Miles the name of Elena, a social worker who began training in mixed martial arts to help heal the emotional wounds of a traumatic experience. Arthur is torn between a professional opportunity and promises he made to his fiancé, Trish, and Rakesh attempts to track down the artist behind the mysterious painting that Miles and Cara found in Paris.

Directors: Rich Newey
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Instant Karma
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7.76
237 votes

#12 - Instant Karma

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/10/2019

Miles is confused when Sameer, a lawyer with financial problems, wants nothing to do with a winning lottery ticket that the God Account helps Miles return to him. Ali opens up to the congregation at the LGBTQ-friendly church she joined, and Audrey, the artist behind the mysterious painting Miles saw in Paris, reveals surprising information behind the work.

Directors: Marcos Siega
Writer: Steve Harper
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The Greater Good
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7.77
246 votes

#13 - The Greater Good

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/27/2019

Miles’ world and Arthur’s world intersect when the God Account indicates that Bishop Thompson’s daughter, Claire, is in need of help. Also, Jaya’s parents, impressed with Rakesh’s success, want the pair to move forward in their relationship.

Directors: Marcos Siega
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BFF
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7.77
234 votes

#14 - BFF

Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 1/12/2020

Miles is surprised when the God Account sends him the name of Trish’s daughter on the eve of Arthur and Trish’s wedding. Also, the wedding gives Miles the opportunity to chase down a new lead on the God Account, and Ali receives important news.

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Heavenly Taco Truck
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7.78
492 votes

#15 - Heavenly Taco Truck

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/14/2018

Miles’ wallet is stolen when he, Rakesh and Cara check out a food truck the God Account suggests that he “like.” But when the account then suggests that he befriend a private investigator, Miles decides to turn the tables and have the PI help him track down the thief, who Miles believes is linked to the account.

Directors: Kenneth Fink
Writer: Robert Hull
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Harlem Cinema House
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7.78
208 votes

#16 - Harlem Cinema House

Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired 3/15/2020

When the God Account sends Miles the names of three employees of an old movie theater he and Ali used to go to as children, he makes it his mission to help the theater’s owner raise the money to save the theater before it closes down.

Directors: Marcos Siega
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A New Hope
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7.79
237 votes

#17 - A New Hope

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 1/5/2020

Miles discovers a new clue as to who is behind the God Account when Joy reveals that his friend suggestions have all been clients of the same insurance company. Her theory is reinforced when they realize that Miles’ latest friend suggestion, Abe, a Holocaust survivor looking for information on his sister’s fate, is also a client of the company.

Directors: Marcos Siega
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Unfriended
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7.79
428 votes

#18 - Unfriended

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/28/2018

The “God” account unfriends Miles after he’s reluctant to act on the latest friend suggestion, a young woman who is dealing with emotional trauma following the death of her sister. Also, Cara reconnects with her ex-boyfriend, Eli; Jaya stuns Rakesh with some news; and Arthur is uncomfortable when Miles turns to his Uncle Terrance for advice instead of him.

Directors: Erin Feeley
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The Last Grenelle
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7.80
223 votes

#19 - The Last Grenelle

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/17/2019

Miles is shocked when the clues he began following in Paris lead him to Gideon, who had friend suggestions years ago before making a fateful decision to leave the God Account behind.

Directors: Lionel Coleman
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King's Gambit
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7.81
365 votes

#20 - King's Gambit

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/25/2018

The team reunites with private detective Ray Nicolette when Miles is sent a friend suggestion for a chess star who vanished after losing a huge match to his rival 10 years ago.

Directors: Tricia Brock
Writer: Richard Lowe
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Miracle on 123rd Street
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7.81
350 votes

#21 - Miracle on 123rd Street

Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/13/2019

Miles is shocked when the God Account sends him 76 simultaneous friend suggestions. Also, Ali moves in with Miles while her apartment is being fumigated, and Rakesh receives surprising news at work.

Directors: Marcos Siega
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The Road to Damascus
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7.81
318 votes

#22 - The Road to Damascus

Season 1 - Episode 19 - Aired 3/31/2019

Arthur joins Miles on a road trip upstate after the God Account checks into a closed-down summer camp. Also, Cara makes a career-altering decision, Pria reveals unexpected news to Rakesh, and the hunt for answers to the God Account come to a head at the grand reveal of Simon Hayes’ mystery project.

Directors: Kyra Sedgwick
Writer: Robert Hull
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The Last Little Thing
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7.82
206 votes

#23 - The Last Little Thing

Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired 3/1/2020

As Ali begins chemotherapy, Miles is determined to convince Anna, a young woman also diagnosed with cancer, that there is more to live for than just completing her bucket list. Miles, Rakesh, and Cara venture into an underground poker game as they continue to search for a hacker who may have information on the God Account.

Directors: Marcos Siega
Writer: Robert Hull
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Almost Famous
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7.83
202 votes

#24 - Almost Famous

Season 2 - Episode 18 - Aired 3/29/2020

Ali is hopeful when she’s told that she’s a candidate for a new drug trial to help with her cancer treatment. But when the God Account suggests that Miles helps the daughter of the hospital administrator in charge of the drug trial, he’s reluctant to get involved for fear of hurting Ali’s chances of being accepted.

Directors: Gregory Smith
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The Dragon Slayer
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7.84
323 votes

#25 - The Dragon Slayer

Season 1 - Episode 17 - Aired 3/17/2019

Miles gets an offer to join a podcast network that wants the exclusive rights to the God Account story. But when Cara has the chance to move up at her job by interviewing Simon Hayes about his possible connection to the Account, she must decide if she’s willing to risk Miles’ big break to further her own career.

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