The WORST episodes of Fat Actress
Every episode of Fat Actress ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Fat Actress!
Kirstie Alley, plays a fictional version of herself: a successful television and movie star whose weight gain has become the subject of every tabloid imaginable as well as the blight of her existence as she tries to find work and true love in an unforgiving Hollywood. Bravely willing to lampoon the image that has been mercilessly ridiculed over the past few years, Alley will give us a glimpse of the humor and the irony in her battle to lose weight and get back on television in a tough business that prefers the svelt figures seen on the most successful actresses of today.
#1 - Cry Baby McGuire
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/11/2005
Merv Griffin arranges for Kirstie to meet one of his rich friends
#2 - Crack For Good
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/4/2005
Kirstie's crackhead brother offers diet advice, and her dysfunctional parents intervene
#3 - Hold This
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/18/2005
Kirstie tries to get a lucrative deal from NBC because she realizes that she is low on cash.
#4 - Big Butts
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/7/2005
Kirstie Alley is at the end of her rope. After years of being on top, with a hit show in Cheers & Veronica's Closet, she has hit rock bottom because she is now fat - almost 300 pounds according to tabloids. Kirstie, desperate to rekindle the fame she once had off of Star magazine, requests a development meeting with Jeff Zucker for a project she has been thinking up. During this time of woe and anticipation for her, she seeks a man, and meets a ""big black guy"" who makes her feel needed and wanted. And even though her playmate works for NBC, Kirstie is rewarded with a development deal, so long as she loses a few pounds.
#5 - Holy Lesbo Batman
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/21/2005
Kirstie's attempt to meet No Doubt lead singer Gwen Stefani lands her in jail, where she reconnects with an ex-boyfriend who has a surprise for her.
#6 - Charlie's Angels
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/14/2005
One of the rumors regarding Kirstie's weight gain is that she is having a kid---with Kid Rock! Elsewhere, she is on a mission to land a role in Charlie's Angels III.
#7 - The Koi Effect
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/28/2005
Kirstie tries a new diet theory and surrounds herself with small things.