The WORST episodes of Ellen
Every episode of Ellen ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Ellen!
Ellen, which was titled "These Friends of Mine" during its first season, is a comedy about the life of a young woman by the name of Ellen Morgan – a neurotic, 30-something, bookstore employee who tries to get by in life dealing with her many random foils and follies (and not to mention her annoying and overbearing parents, Lois and Harold). Thanks to her friends, however, including the bubbly redhead Paige, the insecure photographer Adam, her unsure-of-himself cousin Spence, the coffee shop guy Joe Farrell, and the critical and obnoxious Audrey, Ellen is able to find the security, and the sanity, to get through her less than ordinary every day life. The show can be described as a combination between popular sitcoms Seinfeld and Friends, blending a perfect mix of comedy and situational humor with the drama and excitement of every day issues and life in the "real world".
#1 - The Tape
Season 3 - Episode 25 - Aired 5/14/1996
Ellen and her friends make a frantic effort to retrieve a racy videotape that winds up in the wrong hands.
#2 - Ellen: A Hollywood Tribute (2)
Season 5 - Episode 20 - Aired 5/13/1998
#3 - Ellen: A Hollywood Tribute (1)
Season 5 - Episode 19 - Aired 5/13/1998
A parody of the career of Ellen DeGeneres, celebrating her 75 years in show business.
#4 - The Dentist
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/21/1994
Paige refers Ellen to a handsome dentist and Ellen hopes the professional visit might lead to a personal relationship. However, her serious flirtations have unexpected results when a few whiffs of laughing gas unleash her primal instincts. Meanwhile, Adam can't seem to decide whether he wants to date a woman or not.
#5 - So Funny
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/26/1994
Ellen feels threatened by Adam's visiting friend, Theresa, whose humor rivals her own. But when Ellen sees her own jealousy drive her comic competitor away, she literally flies to make amends.
#6 - Pilot
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/29/1994
Ellen, mortified by her driver's license photo, pulls out all the stops in a desperate attempt to get a decent picture.
#7 - The Spa
Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired 1/25/1995
Paige persuades Ellen to relieve stress at a health spa, but the rigorous regime creates tension between them. Meanwhile, Adam tries to broaden his circle of friends, starting with Joe.
#8 - Oh, Sweet Rapture
Season 3 - Episode 15 - Aired 1/24/1996
It's Ellen to the rescue when Audrey buys a new car that comes with an extended warranty and an extended family of fanatics.
#9 - The Christmas Show
Season 2 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/14/1994
Ellen's holidays are bittersweet, thanks to an acerbic new employee and a sugarcoated suitor. Meanwhile, Paige agonizes over what to get her overly sensitive mother for Christmas.
#10 - Three Strikes
Season 2 - Episode 21 - Aired 3/29/1995
Ellen joins an animal rights group, gets thrown in jail and winds up in the custody of her parents.
#11 - Ellen's Improvement
Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired 1/4/1995
Ellen goes on a scholastic kick to expand her cultural horizons, and impresses an attractive college professor along the way. Meanwhile, unlikely lovebirds Joe and Stephanie move in together--at the bookstore.
#12 - Do You Fear What I Fear?
Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 12/20/1995
Ellen's holiday spirits hit an all-time low when her parents present her with a cemetery burial plot as a Christmas present.
#13 - Hello, I Must Be Going
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/18/1995
Before moving to England for an exciting job opportunity, Adam makes a surprising personal revelation to Ellen, who must deal with the awkward consequences when his trip is postponed.
#14 - Thirty Kilo Man (1)
Season 2 - Episode 23 - Aired 5/10/1995
Ellen rekindles her romance with ex-boyfriend Dan, who returns from Rome with a brilliant new career. However, Ellen soon discovers that his venture involves a shady substance.
#15 - The Trainer
Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/23/1994
To help Paige appease her demanding movie-producer boss, Ellen pretends to be his exercise trainer. But when the boss offers Ellen a development job, Paige has a fit.
#16 - Two Mammograms and a Wedding
Season 3 - Episode 22 - Aired 4/3/1996
Ellen is afraid Paige's marriage will end their friendship so, while nervously awaiting a mammogram, she latches onto Chloe, but soon discovers that making new friends isn't as easy as it used to be.
#17 - The Apartment Hunt
Season 2 - Episode 14 - Aired 1/11/1995
Ellen is determined to help Audrey find an apartment, as far away from hers as possible. Meanwhile, Paige dates an alternate juror for a high-profile Hollywood trial and Adam tries to catch a newspaper thief.
#18 - Salad Days
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/15/1995
Inspired by domestic diva Martha Stewart, Ellen throws an elegant dinner party, but she's the one who's thrown when an unexpected guest arrives.
#19 - The Therapy Episode
Season 2 - Episode 22 - Aired 5/3/1995
Ellen feels guilty about lying to her mother, but when her therapist prescribes a dose of total honesty, the truth proves to be more than the family bargained for.
#20 - Two Ring Circus
Season 3 - Episode 19 - Aired 2/28/1996
Ellen gets caught in the middle of Paige and Matt's relationship when Paige's engagement ring gets stuck on Ellen's finger.
#21 - Give Me Equity or Give Me Death
Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/18/1996
When Ellen decides to put down roots and buy a home of her own, she's unprepared for the price--the cost of her beloved Buy the Book.
#22 - Lobster Diary
Season 3 - Episode 18 - Aired 2/21/1996
Ellen is heralded as a hero when she rescues a lobster from a restaurant and tries to set it out to sea, but the elderly lobster has other plans.
#23 - Ellen's Choice
Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 12/6/1995
Ellen is thrilled when she's invited to appear on the television program "Book Chat." However, her ecstasy turns to agony when she's forced to decide which three of her five book club members will join her.
#24 - The Promotion
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/20/1994
Ellen kisses up to her boss by buying a gift for her new baby, but her job is put in jeopardy through casual remarks overheard through a baby monitor.
#25 - Thirty Kilo Man (2)
Season 2 - Episode 24 - Aired 5/17/1995
Ellen's relationship with Dan heats up, Adam caves in to Audrey's burning desire, and Paige feels left out in the cold.