The WORST episodes of Danger 5

Every episode of Danger 5 ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Danger 5!

Set in a bizarre, 1960's inspired version of World War II, action comedy series Danger 5 follows a team of five spies on a mission to kill Adolf Hitler. Danger 5 is the finest group of special operatives the Allies have to offer; Jackson from the USA, Tucker from Australia, Ilsa from Russia, Claire from Britain and Pierre from Europe. In each episode Danger 5 unravels another of Hitler's diabolical schemes as they travel across a myriad of exotic locations. The action and offbeat humour is relentless as Danger 5 mounts a series of thrilling missions which include discovering Josef Mengele's perverted Antarctic death circus, busting down Erwin Rommel's golden murder casino and posting as exotic dancers in an attempt to take out Hitler at his own birthday party.

Last Updated: 9/12/2024Network: SBSStatus: Ended
Merry Christmas Colonel
star
7.57
130 votes

#1 - Merry Christmas Colonel

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/4/2015

Last time it was war. This time it's personal. It's Christmas in the 1980s. Adolf Hitler is alive and has two Yuletide wishes: Danger 5 dead... and the world under his Christmas tree.

Directors: Dario Russo
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Super Dead
star
7.63
104 votes

#2 - Super Dead

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/1/2015

Hitler comes back from the dead as a zombie, and he's brought a horde of Nazis with him. As he continues his quest for Holly, Ilsa seeks revenge against Khrushchev for throwing her over, and McKenzie must pump or die when Claire's zombie head bites him.

Directors: Dario Russo
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Back to the Fuhrer
star
7.66
106 votes

#3 - Back to the Fuhrer

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/8/2015

Danger 5 go back to World War II in an attempt to stop Hitler from changing the fabric of time. Ignoring the perils of messing with the space-time continuum, Tucker is dead set on changing the course of history for his own selfish motives while Pierre suffers the consequences. Jackson and Ilsa have a run-in with their past selves and share advice on the future. Meanwhile Hitler is holding Colonel Chestbridge hostage in his mountain lair.

Directors: Dario Russo
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Un Sacco di Natale (A Sack of Christmas)
star
7.71
99 votes

#4 - Un Sacco di Natale (A Sack of Christmas)

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 1/25/2015

After being abducted by Mr. Pedro, Hitler is taken captive in the Vatican. A gang of surviving Nazi war criminals have formed a mutiny against Hitler and plan to hijack Catholicism in a bid for world domination. Pierre's faith is put to the test as he fights to save Christmas from the Nazis. Meanwhile Tucker retreats into a fantasy world, Ilsa encounters an old flame and McKenzie investigates Holly's newfound ability.

Directors: Dario Russo
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Revenge of the Lizardmen
star
7.78
112 votes

#5 - Revenge of the Lizardmen

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/18/2015

Danger 5 are fugitives in Metro City, wrongfully accused of kidnapping high school senior Holly De Palma. Hitler has infiltrated the police and leads the hunt for Danger 5 but little does he know that his own people are working against him: Joseph Mengele and his sinister accomplice Mr. Pedro are plotting a scheme, which involves the return of some scaly prehistoric bad-guys.

Directors: Dario Russo
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Johnny Hitler
star
7.80
116 votes

#6 - Johnny Hitler

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/11/2015

Hitler has infiltrated a high school in the American mid-west in search of a female senior student. His motives are unknown. Danger 5 are forced to go undercover and back to school, where Tucker’s teaching skills are pushed to the limit, Pierre’s coolness is put to the test and Jackson is hunted by a ruby-eyed wolf man with a machine gun and a grudge.

Directors: Dario Russo
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Kill-Men of the Rising Sun
star
7.93
243 votes

#7 - Kill-Men of the Rising Sun

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/12/2012

Allied Air Support surrounding China is being thrashed by Japanese Zero fighters piloted by robotic super-soldiers and, to make matters worse, Japan itself has completely vanished off the map. Danger 5 sets off in their Danger Fighters to give the Japanese some healthy competition. But even our heroes are no match for the deadly robo-pilots.

Directors: Dario Russo
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Hitler's Golden Murder Palace
star
7.96
252 votes

#8 - Hitler's Golden Murder Palace

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/19/2012

An Allied agent has uncovered strange happenings at a Nazi-owned casino in Morocco where Hitler is rumoured to be located. After the agent goes missing under mysterious circumstances, Danger 5 is sent in to smoke Hitler out of his African cash-hole. Things get complicated when Tucker is captured by Italian submariners and Ilsa bumps into her ex-husband, Erwin Rommel, the Desert Fox.

Directors: Dario Russo
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I Danced for Hitler
star
8.03
438 votes

#9 - I Danced for Hitler

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/27/2012

In the first episode, Danger 5 must find out why Hitler has been abducting the world's national monuments with a squad of zeppelins. Claire poses as a dancer at Hitler's birthday party while Pierre is reunited with a lover from his past.

Directors: Dario Russo
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Fresh Meat for Hitler's Sex Kitchen
star
8.07
251 votes

#10 - Fresh Meat for Hitler's Sex Kitchen

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/26/2012

Allied troops all over Europe are spontaneously transforming into blonde haired, blue eyed, blood-thirsty Nazis. Danger 5 is sent to Switzerland to connect with Field Marshall Jenkins, whose entire platoon has recently turned Nazi. Allied Command want Jenkins home safe before he can be turned too. But things turn pear-shaped on the way when Ilsa and Jackson's drinks are spiked, buying them a one way ticket to Hitler's dungeon of occult perversions.

Directors: Dario Russo
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Lizard Soldiers of the Third Reich
star
8.21
293 votes

#11 - Lizard Soldiers of the Third Reich

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/5/2012

Nazi dinosaurs are turning up all over the European front, devouring their way through the Allied war effort. Danger 5 heads to Belgium to investigate and has a series of close shaves with a trigger-happy Triceratops and a perverted Nazi Pterodactyl. When Claire traces the dinosaurs to Antarctica, Danger 5 embarks on a journey to the South Pole where they encounter the sinister Dr Mengele.

Directors: Dario Russo
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Final Victory
star
8.30
217 votes

#12 - Final Victory

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/2/2012

As World War Two reaches boiling point, giant Nazi monsters are rampaging across the world leaving a wake of destruction. Captain Gibraltar, a sailor who claims to be from the lost civilisation of Atlantis, contacts Allied Command and offers salvation in the form of an invincible super weapon. Danger 5 travels to Atlantis, but they discover that Gibraltar is not as friendly as he appears.

Directors: Dario Russo
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Welcome to Hitlerland
star
8.73
111 votes

#13 - Welcome to Hitlerland

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/15/2015

In the final instalment of Danger 5, the team find themselves in an alternate future where Hitler is undisputed ruler of the universe. In Hitlerland everyone speaks German, everyone loves dogs and worst of all, everything is vegetarian! Danger 5 embark on a quest across space dodging Hitler’s deception at every turn. They encounter old friends, new foes and a talking pelican on this epic quest to save the universe.

Directors: Dario Russo
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