The WORST episodes of Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railway Journeys

Every episode of Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railway Journeys ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Chris Tarrant: Extreme Railway Journeys!

On the right track Chris Tarrant explores some of the world's oldest and most scenic railway journeys.

Last Updated: 3/24/2024Network: Channel 5Status: Ended
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The Lunatic Express
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6.67
3 votes

#1 - The Lunatic Express

Season 6 - Episode 5 - Aired 12/23/2020

In Kenya, Chris explores the rapidly decaying “Lunatic Line” the most extraordinary railway project of the whole colonial era, that was famously troubled by mosquito infected swamps, hostile tribes, parched deserts and of course man-eating lions!

The Eastern Express
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6.83
6 votes

#2 - The Eastern Express

Season 6 - Episode 3 - Aired 12/9/2019

Chris travels through Turkey, reflecting on the achievements of Mustafa Kemal Ataturk - the founder of the republic who oversaw the modernisation of the country and its railways. He begins his journey at Istanbul railway station, the starting point ort he Marmaray rail tunnel, which passes beneath the Bosphorus and was built to withstand earthquakes. He also visits Ankara and the volcanic spires of Cappadocia, before heading deep into the mountains and ending in the remote borderlands city of Kars.

Last Train to Transylvania
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6.83
6 votes

#3 - Last Train to Transylvania

Season 6 - Episode 2 - Aired 12/2/2019

Boarding a train in Budapest, Chris takes a mid-winter trip through Transylvania in search of the truth behind the story of Dracula and to find out how well the region's railway networks - which were meticulously described in Bram Stoker's 1897 classic novel - survived. Along the way he visits a place that is claimed to be the world's spookiest wood, stops off at the birthplace of the gruesome Vlad the Impaler and heads to Bucharest to look at the vast edifices of dictator Nicolae Ceausescu.

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Crossing the Emerald Isle
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7.00
6 votes

#4 - Crossing the Emerald Isle

Season 6 - Episode 4 - Aired 12/16/2019

Chris sets out on a mission to visit all four corners of Ireland in just six days, on an ageing network that has seen better days. His journey starts in the south-west at Cobh in Co Cork and his first stop is Blarney Castle, where Chris kisses the famous stone, before he heads to the west coast to ride on an old local line saved by an eccentric local millionaire. He heads to Dublin to visit the jail made famous by the Easter Rising, before ending in Belfast, where he ponders what the future may hold for the railways and for Ireland.

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Conquering The Alps
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7.14
7 votes

#5 - Conquering The Alps

Season 5 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/7/2019

Chris heads to the Alps to ride on six pioneering mountain railways. It’s the middle of winter, with snow and ice constantly threatening to derail his journey, as he crosses Austria and Switzerland on ever higher and higher railways to find out how and why these extraordinary lines were built. Along the way he faces some terrifying 19th Century winter sports and a climb up the North Face of the Eiger. Will Chris conquer the Alps? Or will they conquer him?

The Reunification Express
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7.17
6 votes

#6 - The Reunification Express

Season 5 - Episode 4 - Aired 1/28/2019

Chris travels the entire length of Vietnam's Reunification Line, from Ho Chi Minh City in the south to Hanoi in the north. His first stop is Di An, where he learns about an ambitious heritage project that reflects the country's increasing engagement with its history, before heading to some of the key locations of the Vietnam war, including Da Nang Beach and the Viet Cong tunnels.

Destination Timbuktu
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7.40
10 votes

#7 - Destination Timbuktu

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/6/2017

Chris Tarrant traverses Morocco, heading for the Sahara.

Ice Train to Nowhere
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7.57
7 votes

#8 - Ice Train to Nowhere

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/31/2016

Chris Tarrant heads to the Arctic to explore a railway which probably should never have been built, the Alaska Railroad. Constructed when the USA's largest state was barely populated, Chris wants to find out how and why it has become such a success.

The Train in Spain
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7.60
10 votes

#9 - The Train in Spain

Season 5 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/14/2019

In this episode, Chris embarks on a thousand mile journey across Spain’s complex railway system, from Gibraltar in the far south to Bermio on the north coast, deep in Basque Country. Travelling on an extraordinary range of different trains and types of track, he’s on a mission to find out how Spanish railways evolved from some of the most backward in Europe to the most advanced and innovative in the World, through one and a half centuries of stormy history, including the Civil War and four dark decades of the Franco dictatorship.

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Railway To The Holy Land
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7.63
8 votes

#10 - Railway To The Holy Land

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/27/2017

From the deserts of Lawrence of Arabia, Chris follows the route of the Hejaz Railway up through Jordan, before crossing the border into Israel. He's headed for the holiest city of all-Jerusalem.

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Return to Yugoslavia
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7.71
7 votes

#11 - Return to Yugoslavia

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/20/2017

Chris attempts to cross the five countries of the Balkan region in six days. Travelling from Slovenia to Montenegro, via Croatia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, and Serbia, he discovers how the former state-run Yugoslav railways in Tito's days are faring since their break-up in the 1990s, goes in search of Tito's famous blue train and talks to some fascinating local people en route.

The Diamond Railway
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7.71
7 votes

#12 - The Diamond Railway

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/14/2016

Chris Tarrant travels 1500 miles from Cape Town in South Africa across Botswana to the Victoria Falls in Zimbabwe, following the route of a mind-bogglingly ambitious railway pioneered by controversial 19th century British Colonialist, Cecil Rhodes.

Hitler's Holocaust Railways
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7.75
4 votes

#13 - Hitler's Holocaust Railways

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/28/2018

Chris Tarrant explores the darkest chapter in the history of the railways, their role in the Nazi Holocaust of WWII. Traveling through three countries, he takes a railway journey that will chronicle how the Holocaust evolved during a 10 year period from 1935 to 1945, starting in Nuremberg and ending at the death camps of Auschwitz. The programme explores the history step-by-step, starting with the implementation of the first anti-Jewish laws and the Nazi’s simultaneous quest to build the world’s most powerful railway. Chris investigates how thousands of trains involved in the war were also used to deport millions to ghettos and death camps. He meets holocaust survivors who suffered for days on board cattle trucks and hears their tales of horror, death and heroic acts of bravery. He meets people who worked on the railways and historians who will argue that the Holocaust was neither planned nor inevitable and that it wouldn’t have been possible on such a scale without Hitler’s railways.

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A Journey Too Far?
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7.75
8 votes

#14 - A Journey Too Far?

Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/21/2019

Chris Tarrant embarks on a journey across Ukraine, where he meets a soldier from the ongoing civil war and visits Chernobyl.

Night Train to Patagonia
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7.75
8 votes

#15 - Night Train to Patagonia

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 11/7/2016

From Buenos Aires, Chris Tarrant heads to the Pampas lowlands, where he talks to local gauchos. In Bahia Blanca, four Falklands veterans share their opinion of Britain, before Chris takes in South America's beautiful Patagonia region.

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Trans-Caucasus Railway
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7.86
7 votes

#16 - Trans-Caucasus Railway

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 11/21/2016

Chris Tarrant travels on the historically Soviet Trans-Caucasus Railway, beginning in the Azerbaijani city of Baku before exploring the Geogian capital Tbilisi's vintage metro system, then a mountain rail bridge designed by Eiffel, and finally a tunnel reputed to be held together with egg yolk.

Railways of the Somme
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8.00
9 votes

#17 - Railways of the Somme

Season 6 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/25/2019

The broadcaster returns, beginning by travelling across Europe to examine the train's role in the First World War. In Northumberland, he enjoys a ride on a preserved locomotive to find out how important the railways were to Britain for mobilisation of troops and the operation of large training camps around the country. Aboard a holiday train commandeered to transport troops and ammunition, Chris tells the stories of two opposing soldiers, one English and one German, who both took trains to the Somme in 1916.

Crossing the Baltics
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8.00
9 votes

#18 - Crossing the Baltics

Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 11/13/2017

Chris Tarrant is on a mission to cross three former Soviet republics entirely by rail in just one week.

Congo's Jungle Railway
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8.58
71 votes

#19 - Congo's Jungle Railway

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 12/5/2012

This week, Chris is in the Republic of the Congo to experience one of the greatest surviving African railways of the colonial era. Built by French colonists at a cost of tens of thousands of African lives, this railway connects the capital of Brazzaville, far inland on the Congo River, to the coast 310miles away. It has remained a vital lifeline for both people and freight in a country with few roads and thousands of square of miles of jungle. Since its opening in 1934, the Congolese have done everything in their power to keep the railway open, even during the civil wars of the 1990s when the railway was deliberately targeted by guerrillas. Chris sets off from the overcrowded station at the port of Pointe-Noire to travel through the jungle to Brazzaville. With a few stops along the way, Chris is prepared for a gruelling two-day journey. Six days and a whole series of setbacks later, he finally arrives at his destination. Along the way, Chris experiences the best and worst of this jungle railway, including the beauty of the narrow gauge line snaking through the dense forest and the macabre carnage at a notorious accident black spot. He discovers ingenious engineering that is over 100 years old, but suffers a rude awakening in the heart of a tunnel in the middle of the night, before enduring a white-knuckle ride on a disused section of line where thousands of construction workers died.

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Slow Train to Guantanamo Bay
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8.67
39 votes

#20 - Slow Train to Guantanamo Bay

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/22/2015

Chris attempts to cross the length of Cuba, the only island in the Caribbean to boast an extensive railway network, from Havana in the west to the far east of the island.

Railroad to Mandalay
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8.74
38 votes

#21 - Railroad to Mandalay

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 10/1/2015

TV and radio presenter Chris Tarrant journeys by rail through some of the world's most challenging terrain, beginning with a trip from Bangkok in Thailand to Mandalay in Myanmar. Chris traces the route of the notorious Burma-Siam Railway, a 250-mile long line built by the Japanese during World War Two using enslaved Asian workers and Allied Prisoners of War, visiting the famous site of the Bridge on the River Kwai along the way.

On the Xmas Express
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8.78
32 votes

#22 - On the Xmas Express

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 12/19/2016

Chris Tarrant takes a train trip through northern Scandinavia's winter wonderland, visiting the northern reaches of Norway, Sweden, Lapland and Finland. Included is a trip to the North Pole to visit a well-known resident.

The Railway that Created Canada
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8.78
37 votes

#23 - The Railway that Created Canada

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/5/2015

Documentary series in which Chris Tarrant explores the world's most extreme railway lines. Chris discovers how a 2,500-mile transcontinental railway was built against huge odds in just a few decades, and turned a vast wilderness of isolated communities into the country we now know as Canada.

One Way Ticket to Siberia
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8.79
38 votes

#24 - One Way Ticket to Siberia

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/15/2015

The TV presenter continues his travels along the world's most challenging railways, setting out to reach the northernmost railway station on Earth, inside Russia's Arctic Circle. This is an epic 2,000-mile adventure from Moscow into Arctic Siberia, and begins with a marathon 19-hour leg. Along the way he enjoys a reindeer stew with a local family and takes the controls of one of the massive locomotives that power the trains, before pressing on along railways built under the brutal regime of Joseph Stalin.

Crossing the Andes
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8.79
39 votes

#25 - Crossing the Andes

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/8/2015

Chris continues his exploration of the world's most extreme railway lines. He attempts to cross the Andes, setting off from the coast of Chile and heading for the Bolivian capital of Sucre. Along the way he traverses some of the driest and most inhospitable environments on the planet, hitches rides on unusual trains and deals with altitude sickness at more than 3,000 metres.