The WORST Episodes of Call of the Wildman

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Oct 11, 2021

Network: Animal Planet

If someone has a critter problem in Kentucky, they know Ernie Brown Jr. is the man to call. Nicknamed ``Turtleman'' for his uncanny ability to catch monster snapping turtles, Brown also handles raccoons, skunks, snakes, venomous spiders, possums and many other wild animal species, and by ``handles'' we mean literally. He uses his bare hands to catch his prey, a self-taught style he has honed over years of bonding with animals in the deep wilderness where he lives. This series tracks Turtleman's one-of-a-kind ways he uses to rid businesses and homeowners of potentially deadly pests.

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Smokey and the Bandit

#1 - Smokey and the Bandit

Season 3 - Episode 24 - Aired Nov 3, 2013

star 0.00
0 votes
Unarmed and Dangerous

#2 - Unarmed and Dangerous

Season 3 - Episode 25 - Aired Nov 17, 2013

star 0.00
0 votes
Snake Town Shakedown

#3 - Snake Town Shakedown

Season 3 - Episode 27 - Aired Dec 1, 2013

star 0.00
0 votes
Ernie le'Pew

#4 - Ernie le'Pew

Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired Aug 18, 2013

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star 6.89
9 votes
Turtleman Takes Manhattan

#5 - Turtleman Takes Manhattan

Season 3 - Episode 30 - Aired Dec 22, 2013

star 7.20
5 votes
Bear Necessities

#6 - Bear Necessities

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired Jun 22, 2014

The rest of the team has to help out a realtor who has a critter preventing him from selling a house, because Turtleman is down for the count with the flu.

star 7.21
38 votes
Halloween Spooktacular

#7 - Halloween Spooktacular

Season 3 - Episode 23 - Aired Nov 3, 2013

star 7.25
4 votes
The Crittersburg Address

#8 - The Crittersburg Address

Season 3 - Episode 26 - Aired Nov 24, 2013

star 7.33
6 votes
Wild Receiver

#9 - Wild Receiver

Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired Aug 11, 2013

A stolen mascot from a rival football team must be tamed; Team Turtle works to relocate an alligator that wandered into a residential area.

star 7.38
8 votes
Don't Leave It to Beaver

#10 - Don't Leave It to Beaver

Season 3 - Episode 19 - Aired Sep 29, 2013

star 7.50
4 votes
Phantom Menace

#11 - Phantom Menace

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired Jun 8, 2014

Bobo and Ranae from "Finding Bigfoot" stop in but the calls keep coming in for Turtleman and Neal; 6-year-old Jackson hears a critter in his room at night.

star 7.50
16 votes
All Skunked Up

#12 - All Skunked Up

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired Jun 2, 2013

An unknown threat slaughters calves on a cattle ranch; a skunk lets a local sculptor know what it thinks about his art.

star 7.54
13 votes
Turtle Boot Camp

#13 - Turtle Boot Camp

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Nov 20, 2011

A farmer's hens are mysteriously disappearing from his chicken coop, and Turtleman's called in to catch the mysterious predator.

star 7.58
12 votes
Dilapidated Death Trap

#14 - Dilapidated Death Trap

Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired Dec 25, 2011

Ernie and his team are asked to clear a wide variety of critters out of an abandon house; a families house is overrun with more rats then they thought.

star 7.71
7 votes
Tee'd Off Turtles

#15 - Tee'd Off Turtles

Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired Aug 19, 2012

star 7.71
7 votes
Mudzilla Attacks

#16 - Mudzilla Attacks

Season 3 - Episode 22 - Aired Oct 20, 2013

star 7.71
7 votes
Major League Menace

#17 - Major League Menace

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired Jul 14, 2013

star 7.73
11 votes
Dirty Jobs

#18 - Dirty Jobs

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired Nov 6, 2011

In the series premiere, a farmers cows are getting attacked in a nearby cooling pond and emerge with missing udders; the culprits: snapping turtles. Ernie is happy to jump in but the pond is overflowing with manure.

star 7.76
34 votes
Night of the Digging Dead

#19 - Night of the Digging Dead

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired Jul 29, 2012

A local cemetery is being disrespected by a canine whose cunning is matched only by its beauty. An emu farmer has lost one of his prized birds and despite no experience with these exotic animals, Turtleman agrees to find it.

star 7.78
9 votes
Killer in the Cavern

#20 - Killer in the Cavern

Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired Sep 3, 2012

star 7.86
7 votes
Hell Hog

#21 - Hell Hog

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired Jun 24, 2012

Turtleman's back in New Orleans and teaming up with John "Hogman" Schmidt. Wild hogs are posing a direct threat to a real estate developer's property. Then, shrimper Big Sexy's livelihood is at stake when a pack of muskrats prevent him from setting sail.

star 7.90
10 votes
Groundhog Day

#22 - Groundhog Day

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Nov 6, 2011

The turtle man meets his match against his bare hand tactics- a skunk. Hiding under layers upon layers of clothes is his only defense.

star 7.91
23 votes
Nightmare at Poachers Pond

#23 - Nightmare at Poachers Pond

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired Dec 11, 2011

Turtleman and his crew stage a daring night rescue to save turtles threatened by a band of poachers. Things don't get much brighter when a nuisance call requires Turtleman to descend 30 feet into an underground spring to remove a mysterious animal.

star 7.92
13 votes
 Trailer Park Stink Bomb

#24 - Trailer Park Stink Bomb

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired Jul 22, 2012

star 8.00
10 votes
Ghost Town Gold Rush

#25 - Ghost Town Gold Rush

Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired Jul 21, 2014

Turtleman, Neal and Jake get gold fever while their adventure in Montana continues. But before anyone can find any nuggets, Bobbie and Barry ask Turtleman to remove a nocturnal nuisance that has been wreaking havoc at the campgrounds that they own.

star 8.00
12 votes