The WORST Episodes of Call of the Wildman
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: Oct 11, 2021
Network: Animal Planet
If someone has a critter problem in Kentucky, they know Ernie Brown Jr. is the man to call. Nicknamed ``Turtleman'' for his uncanny ability to catch monster snapping turtles, Brown also handles raccoons, skunks, snakes, venomous spiders, possums and many other wild animal species, and by ``handles'' we mean literally. He uses his bare hands to catch his prey, a self-taught style he has honed over years of bonding with animals in the deep wilderness where he lives. This series tracks Turtleman's one-of-a-kind ways he uses to rid businesses and homeowners of potentially deadly pests.
#1 - Smokey and the Bandit
Season 3 - Episode 24 - Aired Nov 3, 2013
#2 - Unarmed and Dangerous
Season 3 - Episode 25 - Aired Nov 17, 2013
#3 - Snake Town Shakedown
Season 3 - Episode 27 - Aired Dec 1, 2013
#4 - Ernie le'Pew
Season 3 - Episode 14 - Aired Aug 18, 2013
#5 - Turtleman Takes Manhattan
Season 3 - Episode 30 - Aired Dec 22, 2013
#6 - Bear Necessities
Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired Jun 22, 2014
The rest of the team has to help out a realtor who has a critter preventing him from selling a house, because Turtleman is down for the count with the flu.
#7 - Halloween Spooktacular
Season 3 - Episode 23 - Aired Nov 3, 2013
#8 - The Crittersburg Address
Season 3 - Episode 26 - Aired Nov 24, 2013
#9 - Wild Receiver
Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired Aug 11, 2013
A stolen mascot from a rival football team must be tamed; Team Turtle works to relocate an alligator that wandered into a residential area.
#10 - Don't Leave It to Beaver
Season 3 - Episode 19 - Aired Sep 29, 2013
#11 - Phantom Menace
Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired Jun 8, 2014
Bobo and Ranae from "Finding Bigfoot" stop in but the calls keep coming in for Turtleman and Neal; 6-year-old Jackson hears a critter in his room at night.
#12 - All Skunked Up
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired Jun 2, 2013
An unknown threat slaughters calves on a cattle ranch; a skunk lets a local sculptor know what it thinks about his art.
#13 - Turtle Boot Camp
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Nov 20, 2011
A farmer's hens are mysteriously disappearing from his chicken coop, and Turtleman's called in to catch the mysterious predator.
#14 - Dilapidated Death Trap
Season 1 - Episode 12 - Aired Dec 25, 2011
Ernie and his team are asked to clear a wide variety of critters out of an abandon house; a families house is overrun with more rats then they thought.
#15 - Tee'd Off Turtles
Season 2 - Episode 13 - Aired Aug 19, 2012
#16 - Mudzilla Attacks
Season 3 - Episode 22 - Aired Oct 20, 2013
#17 - Major League Menace
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired Jul 14, 2013
#18 - Dirty Jobs
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired Nov 6, 2011
In the series premiere, a farmers cows are getting attacked in a nearby cooling pond and emerge with missing udders; the culprits: snapping turtles. Ernie is happy to jump in but the pond is overflowing with manure.
#19 - Night of the Digging Dead
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired Jul 29, 2012
A local cemetery is being disrespected by a canine whose cunning is matched only by its beauty. An emu farmer has lost one of his prized birds and despite no experience with these exotic animals, Turtleman agrees to find it.
#20 - Killer in the Cavern
Season 2 - Episode 15 - Aired Sep 3, 2012
#21 - Hell Hog
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired Jun 24, 2012
Turtleman's back in New Orleans and teaming up with John "Hogman" Schmidt. Wild hogs are posing a direct threat to a real estate developer's property. Then, shrimper Big Sexy's livelihood is at stake when a pack of muskrats prevent him from setting sail.
#22 - Groundhog Day
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Nov 6, 2011
The turtle man meets his match against his bare hand tactics- a skunk. Hiding under layers upon layers of clothes is his only defense.
#23 - Nightmare at Poachers Pond
Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired Dec 11, 2011
Turtleman and his crew stage a daring night rescue to save turtles threatened by a band of poachers. Things don't get much brighter when a nuisance call requires Turtleman to descend 30 feet into an underground spring to remove a mysterious animal.
#24 - Trailer Park Stink Bomb
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired Jul 22, 2012
#25 - Ghost Town Gold Rush
Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired Jul 21, 2014
Turtleman, Neal and Jake get gold fever while their adventure in Montana continues. But before anyone can find any nuggets, Bobbie and Barry ask Turtleman to remove a nocturnal nuisance that has been wreaking havoc at the campgrounds that they own.