The WORST episodes of Breeders

Every episode of Breeders ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Breeders!

Paul and Ally juggle full-time careers, ageing parents, a mortgage, upheavals in their relationship and the unenviable curveballs of parenting their young children, Luke and Ava— exploring the parental-paradox that it is possible to love your child to the horizon of the universe and, in the very same moment, being apoplectically angry enough to want to send them there.

Last Updated: 9/13/2024Network: FXStatus: Ended
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No Lies
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7.19
277 votes

#1 - No Lies

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/16/2020

Michael thrives in his new role as dad and granddad, but Paul and Ally can't adapt to his presence as easily as the children can; Luke's hunt for proof that Santa doesn't exist puts Paul's claim that he never lies to the test.

Directors: Ben Palmer
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No Choice
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7.20
165 votes

#2 - No Choice

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/19/2021

Ally is under huge pressure, but no one seems to want to listen to her; Jim and Jackie are excited about a possible move to the coast and, much to Paul's surprise, so is he.

Directors: Ollie Parsons
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No Age
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7.24
99 votes

#3 - No Age

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/7/2023

Ally is appalled that she's about to turn 50 and bans the family from ever mentioning that number. Paul tries to help Luke, who is overwhelmed by learning to drive and becoming a dad, while Ava meets a charismatic girl called Holly.

Directors: Chris Addison
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No Places
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7.28
339 votes

#4 - No Places

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/2/2020

Luke’s parents' evening and the surprise arrival of Ally’s estranged father cause Paul and Ally to examine their hopes and dreams for Luke and Ava and discover how far they are willing to go for the sake of their children.

Directors: Ben Palmer
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No Arseholes
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7.28
107 votes

#5 - No Arseholes

Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/28/2023

A chat with Darren and a chance encounter convince Ally she needs more friends, so she decides to reunite her antenatal class. Ally tells Luke and Ava this was a friendship group with no arseholes. But 17 years is a long time.

Directors: Ollie Parsons
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No Accident
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7.33
307 votes

#6 - No Accident

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/9/2020

Ally attempts to acclimatise to Michael's continued presence while Paul, suspected of intentionally hurting his mum, begins to question if his accident-prone son's frequent injuries might actually be his fault.

Directors: Ben Palmer
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No Can Do
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7.34
134 votes

#7 - No Can Do

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/30/2022

An ambitious Ally sets out to save the company and throw a memorable birthday party for Ava, just as Paul, passed over for promotion yet again, wonders if he ever had any ambition to start with.

Directors: Chris Addison
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No Talking
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7.36
246 votes

#8 - No Talking

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/30/2020

In the wake of Michael’s death, the family stay with Darren at his country house, but Paul’s attempt to give Ally space by taking on kid duties and Darren’s fixation on work doesn’t help Ally find a chance to say goodbye.

Directors: Chris Addison
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No Excuses
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7.39
168 votes

#9 - No Excuses

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/26/2021

Ally and Paul's marriage is in crisis. Paul's obsessed by what happened but won't discuss it. An increasingly troubled Luke refuses to go to school and Leah and Alex make an announcement.

Directors: Ollie Parsons
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No Dinner
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7.40
102 votes

#10 - No Dinner

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/14/2023

A calendar mix-up turns Paul and Ally's fun night out into a stressful night in. A happy Ava finds her mood changing as the evening progresses. Luke turns up with an unwelcome friend and Carl finally sees the inside of the Worsley's house.

Directors: Chris Addison
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No Sleep
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7.41
457 votes

#11 - No Sleep

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/2/2020

The children won’t sleep – Paul and Ally thought these nights were over. Paul spends the night fighting his own anger and his children’s inability to go the f**k to sleep.

Directors: Ben Palmer
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No Friends
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7.41
166 votes

#12 - No Friends

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/3/2021

As he and Ally continue to feel distant, Paul rekindles an old friendship, but at a cost to Ava. Luke surprises everyone by getting a best friend. Jim and Jackie are forced to move.

Directors: Ollie Parsons
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No Pressure
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7.42
135 votes

#13 - No Pressure

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 6/13/2022

After an apparent reconciliation with Ally, Paul's rage returns with a vengeance when he realizes that Ava has done something that could ruin her life. Luke and Jacob reunite, but things are becoming more complicated.

Directors: Ollie Parsons
Writer: Taylor Glenn
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No Matter What (2)
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7.44
100 votes

#14 - No Matter What (2)

Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 9/25/2023

Jackie's health is continuing to worsen. Paul helps out a distressed Luke but finds himself in more conflict with Ally. At Baby Jay's naming party, Ava declares her love, and Paul makes an offer that will take him and Ally back in time.

Directors: Ollie Parsons
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No Control
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7.44
93 votes

#15 - No Control

Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/11/2023

Paul and Ally rush to fly back from their holiday when they hear that Maya is giving birth five weeks early. Ava and Sunil try to help Luke step up and become a father, but everyone is in shock when complications set in.

Directors: Ollie Parsons
Writer: Sonya Kelly
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No Exit
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7.45
223 votes

#16 - No Exit

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/6/2020

It’s half term and Luke is responsible for taking Lenny the class bear on an adventure. Lenny has been to Italy, Peru and beyond, but Paul can’t even manage to get the family and the godforsaken bear out of the house to the local park.

Directors: Chris Addison
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No Faith
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7.46
173 votes

#17 - No Faith

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/5/2021

As a sudden death impacts the older generation of the Worsley family, Ava struggles to keep a profound secret from Paul, and Ally finds it equally difficult to hide her true feelings from Luke.

Directors: Ben Palmer
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No Kids
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7.46
98 votes

#18 - No Kids

Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/4/2023

Paul and Ally are disappointed that their planned family holiday has become just the two them. But they soon make new friends. Luke is preparing for his new life with Maya and makes a massive decision. What follows leaves them both terrified.

Directors: Ollie Parsons
Writer: Taylor Glenn
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No Power (2)
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7.46
176 votes

#19 - No Power (2)

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 5/17/2021

On the day of Leah and Alex's wedding, Paul and Ally find they have only a few hours to deal with a family crisis, leading Paul to make the hardest decision of his life.

Directors: Ollie Parsons
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No Regrets
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7.46
99 votes

#20 - No Regrets

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/21/2023

Paul and Ally find themselves parenting Jim and Jackie as well as a conflicted Luke. Ava and Holly get closer and Ava decides to take a risk, while Paul meets an old friend and realizes that he might, after all, be happy.

Directors: Chris Addison
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No Power (1)
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7.47
179 votes

#21 - No Power (1)

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 5/10/2021

As Jim and Jackie's golden wedding anniversary party is plunged into darkness by a power outage, the growing tensions between Paul and Luke reach an explosive and terrifying climax.

Directors: Ollie Parsons
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No Honeymoon
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7.47
218 votes

#22 - No Honeymoon

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 4/13/2020

Paul attempts to focus on his upcoming wedding but is constantly thwarted by his family; Ally is distracted by work, Luke is misbehaving at school and Leah doesn’t understand why they are even bothering to get married.

Directors: Chris Addison
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No More (1)
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7.48
134 votes

#23 - No More (1)

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 6/27/2022

Jim and Jackie are both struggling under their new circumstances. Luke has to choose between Jacob and Ruby. At Alex's 65th birthday party, Ally meets someone who makes her see Paul in a new light.

Directors: Ollie Parsons
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No Alternative
star
7.49
100 votes

#24 - No Alternative

Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 7/31/2023

The reality of Luke's announcement hits, and Paul and Ally worry about the decision he and Maya have made and whether they should support them. As a New Year starts, the Worsley family gather together with Maya's family, united in their love and worry.

Directors: Chris Addison
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No Direction Home
star
7.49
144 votes

#25 - No Direction Home

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 5/9/2022

With Luke refusing to live with his dad, Paul is staying at honeymooning Leah's house. Single-parent Ally begins to feel the strain, while a distressing event from the family's past has a surprising present-day echo.

Directors: Chris Addison
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