The BEST episodes of Bookie
Every episode of Bookie ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Bookie!
A veteran bookie struggles to survive the impending legalization of sports gambling, increasingly unstable clients, family, co-workers, and a lifestyle that bounces him around every corner of Los Angeles, high and low.

#1 - Sphincter Money
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 1/23/2025
After Walt takes ownership of Danny’s book, Danny and Ray take off for Costa Rica to assess the future of their business.

#2 - Boom, Done, Hello Jesus
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 12/26/2024
Wendy finds herself at the center of a twisted love triangle. Lorraine pivots away from Hector. Danny and Ray hire a very odd banker.

#3 - Fruit's for Partners
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 1/9/2025
After an untimely personal loss, Ray’s home life spirals out of control, causing Danny to take Hector under his wing.

#4 - A Square Job in a Round Hole
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 12/21/2023
A violent showdown causes Sandy to issue Danny an ultimatum: get legit or risk losing his family for good.

#5 - Trust Your Sphincter
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 12/7/2023
While Lorraine’s side-hustle backfires, Danny takes a series of high-risk, high-reward bets that could make or break his business.

#6 - Making Lemonade
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 11/30/2023
After a violent run-in leaves them shaken, Danny and Ray attempt to talk a client off the ledge, while Hector aims to weasel his way onto the team.

#7 - Some Whales Nix the Vig
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 12/7/2023
Having been forced to take an enormous bet, Danny and Ray look for a way out, while Hector and Lorraine pursue running a psychedelic shaman business.

#8 - Nepo Bookies
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 12/14/2023
After the passing of his beloved uncle and mentor, Danny faces increasing threats from his estranged cousin, Viggy.

#9 - The Super Bowl: God's Gift to Bookies
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 12/21/2023
The biggest night in sports brings a windfall of cash to Danny and Ray, but Hector makes a mistake that threatens the money and their lives.

#10 - Spooning Is Not Necrophilia
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 1/16/2025
When a client bets big on the WNBA, Danny and Ray realize their banker – and money – have gone missing.

#11 - Beware the Family Jewels
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 12/14/2023
When a client settles his debts with a bounty of stolen jewelry, Danny and Ray use the baubles to appease the women in their lives.

#12 - A Whale in Pomona
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 1/30/2025
A violent showdown in Costa Rica leads to a breakthrough for Danny and Ray. Back in LA, Danny and Marian have realizations of their own.

#13 - Go to the Labia
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 12/19/2024
While Lorraine takes Walt on a spiritual business trip, Hector recruits Danny and Ray to help collect on a soccer bet from a notorious drug lord.

#14 - Mahnanga
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 12/12/2024
Danny heads to Modesto in search of Sandra, but soon finds himself at odds with his eccentric mother-in-law.

#15 - Always Smell the Money
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 11/30/2023
While collecting debts from clients around LA, Danny and Ray attempt to track down actor Charlie Sheen.

#16 - Make it Look Like an Accident
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 1/2/2025
As Hector, Walt, and Lorraine squabble over their fledgling psychedelic business, Danny looks for a way to get Wendy out of his life.