The WORST episodes of Blue Mountain State
Every episode of Blue Mountain State ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Blue Mountain State!
Three incoming freshmen attending Midwestern college football powerhouse Blue Mountain State must quickly adapt to college life and juggle football, girls, classes and nonstop hazing.
#1 - The C-Word
Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/5/2011
Thad suffers a concussion, which affects his behavior and becomes an issue for Coach Daniels. Sammy re-evaluates a personal pastime.
#2 - Thad's Back
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/28/2011
Thad makes some big changes in his life after he realizes his career is in trouble. Alex acts like Thad to motivate the team. Sammy thinks he's met the perfect girl.
#3 - Fun Facts
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/2/2011
Thad copes with secrets from the coach's past while Alex makes a new connection with Daniels as he prepares to be inducted into the College Hall of Fame.
#4 - Rivalry Weekend
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 1/26/2010
The Goats are about to face Overland U, their most storied rivals and not to mention, their first televised game of the season. The catch is... they're gonna have to do so without their starting quarterback, Travis James, suspended by the dean for soliciting a prostitute.
#5 - LAX aka The Truce
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 2/23/2010
When Alex has sex with a lacrosse player's girlfriend, he unwittingly breaks a 23-year football/lacrosse team truce, causing a take-no-prisoners war which he must figure out how to end.
#6 - Pocket P***y
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/19/2010
When the team's lackluster play leads to a team curfew leading up to the Mountain Goats' biggest game of the season, Thad's prized pocket pussy gets...
#7 - It's Called Hazing, Look It Up
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/11/2010
Three freshmen quickly discover the partying life style on the campus of Blue Mountain State.
#8 - The Peak
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/5/2011
Alex and Sammy feel that they have peaked after Alex played the best game of his career. The rest of the team is trapped at the Goat House because of lock-down precautions after last years riot. A job offer to Coach Jon Jon causes tense relations with Coach Daniels.
#9 - The Legend of the Golden Arm
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/16/2010
A player-recruitment weekend brings out a running back who poses a threat to Craig's position while Alex tries to enlist the top high-school quarterback for Blue Mountain State.
#10 - Vision Quest
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 12/8/2010
With the campus empty of everyone else except for him, Thad goes on a vision quest that will help him determine whether he should leave college behind for a professional football career or stay at Blue Mountain State and finish his education.
#11 - Drug Olympics
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/9/2010
Recent losses inspire the team to hold a special lock-in at the Goat House as part of a team building exercise, but the night takes a bizarre turn when Alex and Thad split the players up into groups for a risky competition involving drugs.
#12 - There's Only One Second Best
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/2/2010
Alex finds himself in a much desired stress-free situation after a demotion makes him the third-string quarterback. However, after being forced to hang out with the special teams, he is desperate to reclaim his lost position.
#13 - Hockey
Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/29/2010
Alex becomes the backup goalie for the BMS hockey team to get out of conditioning for football. Radon quickly follows suit.
#14 - Promise Ring
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/12/2010
When Denise goes away for the weekend, she gives Craig a promise ring which he ends up losing after a wild, drunken night at a strip club with Alex...
#15 - Nerds
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/17/2010
The campus nerds revolt, leaving the jocks unable to function academically and causing an identity crisis in Sammy.
#16 - The Fingering
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/20/2010
Thad sets off an investigation after being sodomized during a practice when he tried returning an interception despite most of the team trying to stop him. Sammy meets a former BMS mascot from the 1990s who is now homeless and has been watching practices.
#18 - Drunk Tank
Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 1/5/2011
In a bid to teach them a lesson, Thad gets the team tossed in the drunk tank on the eve of a big game, prompting Sammy to try to break them out.
#19 - Ransom
Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 3/16/2010
The father of Alex's date becomes fixated on him while Sammy contends with his own daddy issues.
#20 - Dic Pics
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/21/2011
Alex and Thad deal with the ramifications of a pornographic photo that Thad sent from Alex's phone after it makes its way around campus.
#22 - Pregnant
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/10/2010
Alex, Thad and Radon are each contacted by a mysterious woman who claims to be pregnant. Sammy considers breaking up with a beautiful woman who is out of his league. Coach Daniels makes an attempt at reconnecting with his son.
#23 - Debra
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 12/1/2010
Alex has a romantic encounter with the woman who is married to the dean of Blue Mountain State, but the situation grows even more problematic for him when he discovers that the same woman was previously married to Coach Daniels.
#24 - Superstition
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/26/2011
Harmon seeks out new rituals to restore his kicking skills; Sammy checks out career opportunities.
#25 - Marathon Monday
Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/9/2010
During Marathon Monday, a BMS drinking tradition where the whole campus parties from 6 a.m. Monday to 6 a.m. Tuesday, Alex meets and hooks up with the girl of his dreams who turns out to be just like him and Sammy and Craig go on a drinking binge together.