The WORST episodes of Blue Mountain State

Every episode of Blue Mountain State ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Blue Mountain State!

Three incoming freshmen attending Midwestern college football powerhouse Blue Mountain State must quickly adapt to college life and juggle football, girls, classes and nonstop hazing.

Last Updated: 12/3/2024Network: SpikeStatus: Ended
The C-Word
star
7.37
643 votes

#1 - The C-Word

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/5/2011

Thad suffers a concussion, which affects his behavior and becomes an issue for Coach Daniels. Sammy re-evaluates a personal pastime.

Directors: Dean Holland
Writer: Chris Romano
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Thad's Back
star
7.40
776 votes

#2 - Thad's Back

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/28/2011

Thad makes some big changes in his life after he realizes his career is in trouble. Alex acts like Thad to motivate the team. Sammy thinks he's met the perfect girl.

Directors: Clark Mathis
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Fun Facts
star
7.41
609 votes

#3 - Fun Facts

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/2/2011

Thad copes with secrets from the coach's past while Alex makes a new connection with Daniels as he prepares to be inducted into the College Hall of Fame.

Directors: Eric Appel
Writer: JD Ryznar
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Rivalry Weekend
star
7.42
1362 votes

#4 - Rivalry Weekend

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 1/26/2010

The Goats are about to face Overland U, their most storied rivals and not to mention, their first televised game of the season. The catch is... they're gonna have to do so without their starting quarterback, Travis James, suspended by the dean for soliciting a prostitute.

Directors: Lev L. Spiro
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Pocket P***y
star
7.56
1412 votes

#5 - Pocket P***y

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/19/2010

When the team's lackluster play leads to a team curfew leading up to the Mountain Goats' biggest game of the season, Thad's prized pocket pussy gets...

Directors: Brian Robbins
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LAX aka The Truce
star
7.57
1138 votes

#6 - LAX aka The Truce

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 2/23/2010

When Alex has sex with a lacrosse player's girlfriend, he unwittingly breaks a 23-year football/lacrosse team truce, causing a take-no-prisoners war which he must figure out how to end.

Directors: Clark Mathis
Writer: Chip Hall
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It's Called Hazing, Look It Up
star
7.59
1501 votes

#7 - It's Called Hazing, Look It Up

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 1/11/2010

Three freshmen quickly discover the partying life style on the campus of Blue Mountain State.

Directors: Brian Robbins
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The Peak
star
7.59
776 votes

#8 - The Peak

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/5/2011

Alex and Sammy feel that they have peaked after Alex played the best game of his career. The rest of the team is trapped at the Goat House because of lock-down precautions after last years riot. A job offer to Coach Jon Jon causes tense relations with Coach Daniels.

Writer: Drew Hancock
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The Legend of the Golden Arm
star
7.60
1207 votes

#9 - The Legend of the Golden Arm

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 2/16/2010

A player-recruitment weekend brings out a running back who poses a threat to Craig's position while Alex tries to enlist the top high-school quarterback for Blue Mountain State.

Directors: John Fortenberry
Writer: Brian Burns
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Vision Quest
star
7.60
1033 votes

#10 - Vision Quest

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 12/8/2010

With the campus empty of everyone else except for him, Thad goes on a vision quest that will help him determine whether he should leave college behind for a professional football career or stay at Blue Mountain State and finish his education.

Directors: Clark Mathis
Writer: Drew Hancock
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Drug Olympics
star
7.63
1179 votes

#11 - Drug Olympics

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/9/2010

Recent losses inspire the team to hold a special lock-in at the Goat House as part of a team building exercise, but the night takes a bizarre turn when Alex and Thad split the players up into groups for a risky competition involving drugs.

Directors: Clark Mathis
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There's Only One Second Best
star
7.67
1172 votes

#12 - There's Only One Second Best

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/2/2010

Alex finds himself in a much desired stress-free situation after a demotion makes him the third-string quarterback. However, after being forced to hang out with the special teams, he is desperate to reclaim his lost position.

Directors: Jeff Melman
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Hockey
star
7.67
1005 votes

#13 - Hockey

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 12/29/2010

Alex becomes the backup goalie for the BMS hockey team to get out of conditioning for football. Radon quickly follows suit.

Directors: John Fortenberry
Writer: Chip Hall
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The Fingering
star
7.68
1116 votes

#14 - The Fingering

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 10/20/2010

Thad sets off an investigation after being sodomized during a practice when he tried returning an interception despite most of the team trying to stop him. Sammy meets a former BMS mascot from the 1990s who is now homeless and has been watching practices.

Directors: Lev L. Spiro
Writer: Drew Hancock
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Nerds
star
7.68
1069 votes

#15 - Nerds

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 11/17/2010

The campus nerds revolt, leaving the jocks unable to function academically and causing an identity crisis in Sammy.

Directors: Clay Weiner
Writer: Drew Hancock
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Promise Ring
star
7.68
1267 votes

#16 - Promise Ring

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 1/12/2010

When Denise goes away for the weekend, she gives Craig a promise ring which he ends up losing after a wild, drunken night at a strip club with Alex...

Directors: Lev L. Spiro
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One Week
star
7.69
608 votes

#17 - One Week

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/9/2011

A television camera crew follows the team and coaches, and records the tension between Alex and new offensive coordinator Marcus Gilday. The episode also showcases Daniels' insecurities and Thad's pursuit of an acting career.

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Drunk Tank
star
7.70
1046 votes

#18 - Drunk Tank

Season 2 - Episode 11 - Aired 1/5/2011

In a bid to teach them a lesson, Thad gets the team tossed in the drunk tank on the eve of a big game, prompting Sammy to try to break them out.

Writer: Drew Hancock
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Ransom
star
7.71
1024 votes

#19 - Ransom

Season 1 - Episode 11 - Aired 3/16/2010

The father of Alex's date becomes fixated on him while Sammy contends with his own daddy issues.

Directors: Clark Mathis
Writer: Chip Hall
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Dic Pics
star
7.75
790 votes

#20 - Dic Pics

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/21/2011

Alex and Thad deal with the ramifications of a pornographic photo that Thad sent from Alex's phone after it makes its way around campus.

Directors: John Fortenberry
Writer: JD Ryznar
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Death Penalty
star
7.76
585 votes

#21 - Death Penalty

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 11/16/2011

The team finds out they will be playing for the National Championship.

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Pregnant
star
7.77
1176 votes

#22 - Pregnant

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 11/10/2010

Alex, Thad and Radon are each contacted by a mysterious woman who claims to be pregnant. Sammy considers breaking up with a beautiful woman who is out of his league. Coach Daniels makes an attempt at reconnecting with his son.

Directors: Rob Schrab
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Debra
star
7.77
1089 votes

#23 - Debra

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 12/1/2010

Alex has a romantic encounter with the woman who is married to the dean of Blue Mountain State, but the situation grows even more problematic for him when he discovers that the same woman was previously married to Coach Daniels.

Directors: Clay Weiner
Writer: JD Ryznar
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Superstition
star
7.77
717 votes

#24 - Superstition

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/26/2011

Harmon seeks out new rituals to restore his kicking skills; Sammy checks out career opportunities.

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Blackout
star
7.80
630 votes

#25 - Blackout

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/19/2011

A campus blackout postpones the football game and Alex to settles a score with a cheerleader from the rival team. The coaches of both teams have a poker game with high stakes.

Directors: John Fortenberry
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