The WORST episodes of Big City Greens
Every episode of Big City Greens ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Big City Greens!
Follow the offbeat adventures of 10-year-old Cricket Green, a mischievous and optimistic country boy who moves to the big city with his wildly out of place family – older sister Tilly, father Bill and Gramma Alice. Cricket’s natural curiosity and enthusiasm lead him and his family on epic journeys and into the hearts of his new neighbors.

#1 - One Hundred
Season 4 - Episode 39 - Aired 5/3/2025
The Greens are determined to make their 100th adventure their best, even if that means unleashing monstrous chickens, venturing into the afterlife, and delivering a mysterious box.

#2 - Chocolate Santa
Season 4 - Episode 35 - Aired 4/19/2025
In summer, Cricket impulsively eats Bill's chocolate Santa and must replace it.

#3 - Hard Bargain
Season 4 - Episode 22 - Aired 11/16/2024
The Greens get into a crazy hijinks in a Smalton antique shop.

#4 - No Escape
Season 4 - Episode 20 - Aired 10/5/2024
In an inescapable escape room, Cricket must decide between family and freedom.

#5 - Handshaken
Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/14/2023
After being mocked for his handshake, Cricket trains for a Western-style handshake duel.

#6 - Hurt Bike
Season 2 - Episode 37 - Aired 9/12/2020
After almost getting in a dirt bike accident, Cricket becomes dystychiphobic and resorts to sheltering himself indoors.

#7 - Winter Greens
Season 2 - Episode 44 - Aired 1/30/2021
Cricket and Remy challenge Vasquez to a snowball fight, while Tilly creates a snowperson.

#8 - Big Resolution
Season 2 - Episode 43 - Aired 1/30/2021
On New Year’s Eve, Cricket insists on helping Gloria complete her resolution of approaching her longtime crush, Kevin.

#9 - Green Mirror
Season 2 - Episode 32 - Aired 8/22/2020
When the Greens visit BigTech, Tilly jumps at the chance to test Gwendolyn Zapp’s new technology, which promises to make them the “perfect family.”

#10 - Wild Side
Season 2 - Episode 17 - Aired 2/1/2020
Cricket's feral wild side takes over when Bill is unable to replicate their old camping trips.

#11 - Chipped Off
Season 4 - Episode 10 - Aired 10/21/2023
Chip Whistler recounts what happened to him since Chipocalypse Now.

#12 - No Service
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 2/26/2022
Cricket is halted at a convenience store due to their “No Shoes, No Service” policy.

#13 - Zen Garden
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 2/19/2022
Nancy tries to prove herself on the farm. Bill struggles to relax at a fancy spa with Gramma.

#14 - The Gifted
Season 2 - Episode 21 - Aired 7/11/2020
Tilly and Cricket battle to see if Bill lies about liking their Father’s Day gifts.

#15 - Super Gramma
Season 2 - Episode 35 - Aired 8/29/2020
Cricket and Tilly try to keep Gramma at home while she recovers from eye surgery.

#16 - Fast Foodie
Season 2 - Episode 51 - Aired 3/13/2021
When a Burger Clown franchise opens next door, Cricket tries to prove to Bill that he and Tilly can eat fast food for every meal with no ill effects, but their plan has disastrous results.

#17 - Pie Hard
Season 3 - Episode 23 - Aired 10/15/2022
Gramma challenges the local diner owner to a pie-off.


#19 - Horse Girl
Season 3 - Episode 28 - Aired 10/29/2022
Tilly tries to hide how much she hates horses when Bill gets a horse for the day.

#20 - Suite Retreat
Season 1 - Episode 24 - Aired 7/18/2018
Gramma kicks the family out of the house for the day, and they stay in a hotel for the first time.

#21 - True Cawing
Season 4 - Episode 18 - Aired 4/27/2024
Feeling neglected by his family, Bill befriends a murder of crows.

#22 - Coffee Mates
Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/14/2023
Gloria combines her work life and social life by hiring her friends as employees.

#23 - Dream Tree
Season 4 - Episode 23 - Aired 12/7/2024

#24 - Blue Greens
Season 4 - Episode 24 - Aired 12/7/2024

#25 - Urban Legend
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/23/2019
When Bill learns that Gramma has been purposely creating a frightening reputation around town, he throws a barbeque to befriend the neighbors.