The BEST Episodes of Ballmastrz: 9009

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Sep 18, 2021

Network: Adult Swim

The year is 9009. Ballmastrz: 9009 follows washed up superstar and notorious party gal Gaz Digzy, who after a spiral of destructive antics is demoted to the worst team in The Game: The Leptons. Her only way back to the top is to somehow lead these pathetic misfits to victory. Good luck, Gaz. You'll need it!

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Onward, True Blue Friends Win Eternal; Paladin of the Heavens, Start Today!

#1 - Onward, True Blue Friends Win Eternal; Paladin of the Heavens, Start Today!

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired Mar 23, 2020

A menacing figure from Gaz's past threatens the team's unity, and it will take an unprecedented threat to bring the team back together.

star 8.29
7 votes
Directors: Christy Karacas
Writers: Andrew Reuland
Don't Let a Big Head Give You the Championship Blues! You Can Do It, Leptons! Try Your Best to Win...Right Now!

#2 - Don't Let a Big Head Give You the Championship Blues! You Can Do It, Leptons! Try Your Best to Win...Right Now!

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired Mar 23, 2020

The Leptons face their most ruthless foe yet, and Ace's selfish streak isn't helping; tensions boil over until it's an all-out grudge match that neither team can handle.

star 7.86
7 votes
Directors: Christy Karacas
Writers: Adam Modiano
Infinite Hugs: Cold Embrace of the Bloodless Progenitors!

#3 - Infinite Hugs: Cold Embrace of the Bloodless Progenitors!

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired Feb 24, 2020

When Ace gets depressed because he has no family to share the joy of his new fame in the game with, Gaz and Babyball make him one.

star 7.44
9 votes
Directors: Christy Karacas
Writers: Adam Modiano
A Shooting Star Named Gaz Digzy Falls Fast and Hard

#4 - A Shooting Star Named Gaz Digzy Falls Fast and Hard

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired Apr 9, 2018

A lifetime of partying takes an unexpected turn when Gaz Digzy experiences the wildest night of her superstar life.

star 7.44
32 votes
Directors: Christy Karacas
Writers: Christy Karacas
Big Boy Body, Bigger Baby Boy Heart! Can You Endure the Pain of Love? Babyball, Discover It Now!

#5 - Big Boy Body, Bigger Baby Boy Heart! Can You Endure the Pain of Love? Babyball, Discover It Now!

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired Mar 2, 2020

Babyball gets a special upgrade that comes with a surprising new attitude adjustment.

star 7.43
7 votes
Directors: Christy Karacas
Writers: Jimbo Matison
When You Wish Upon a Spore

#6 - When You Wish Upon a Spore

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired Mar 9, 2020

After insulting a superfan, Flypp is ordered to complete Crayzar's new sensitivity training program.

star 7.43
7 votes
Directors: Christy Karacas
Writers: Ben Coccio
Defective Affection?! Dodge the Wayward Strikes of Cupid's Calamitous Quiver!

#7 - Defective Affection?! Dodge the Wayward Strikes of Cupid's Calamitous Quiver!

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired Mar 16, 2020

Gaz and Dee Dee play matchmaker to an unlikely pair with dance-asterous results.

star 7.43
7 votes
Directors: Christy Karacas
Writers: Adam Modiano
 Honor! Money! Swords! Dongs! Ultimate Gaz Boom Boom Rookie Card Battle Begin! Fight!

#8 - Honor! Money! Swords! Dongs! Ultimate Gaz Boom Boom Rookie Card Battle Begin! Fight!

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Apr 23, 2018

A search for lucrative sports memorabilia leads Ace, Gaz, and Babyball to the lair of an Ulsa Guerin wise guy.

star 7.38
16 votes
Directors: Christy Karacas
Writers: Ben Coccio
Children of the Night Serenade Wet Nurse of Reprisal; Scream, Bloodsucker, Scream!

#9 - Children of the Night Serenade Wet Nurse of Reprisal; Scream, Bloodsucker, Scream!

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired Mar 2, 2020

When Gaz falls under the spell of a mysterious pickup artist, one of her teammates must resurrect a heroic alter ego to save the day.

star 7.38
8 votes
Directors: Christy Karacas
Writers: Andrew Reuland
Can't Stand the Heat? Ultimate Kitchen Technique! Finish Them, Warrior Bard!!

#10 - Can't Stand the Heat? Ultimate Kitchen Technique! Finish Them, Warrior Bard!!

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired Mar 9, 2020

The Leptons discover Leto has a flair for the culinary arts and pressure him into becoming a contestant in Crayzar's cooking competition.

star 7.33
9 votes
Directors: Christy Karacas
Writers: Andrew Reuland
With the Burning Spirit of Teamwork in Her Heart

#11 - With the Burning Spirit of Teamwork in Her Heart

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Apr 9, 2018

Gaz plans to backstab The Leptons in her first game as captain, but a shocking new display of teamwork might change her mind.

star 7.26
23 votes
Directors: Christy Karacas
Writers: Adam Modiano
Strength through Song; Brotherhood through Blood; Redemption through Rage. Sing, Fallen Angel!

#12 - Strength through Song; Brotherhood through Blood; Redemption through Rage. Sing, Fallen Angel!

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired May 7, 2018

The crippling fear of humiliation leads Gaz to sabotage The Leptons' secret plan in a critical match against her former teammates.

star 7.24
17 votes
Dance Dance Convolution?! Egos Warped by the Hair Gel of Hubris! Atonement, Now!!

#13 - Dance Dance Convolution?! Egos Warped by the Hair Gel of Hubris! Atonement, Now!!

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired Mar 16, 2020

A smooth-talking manager molds Ace into a pop star and Ace-mania takes the consortium by storm.

star 7.13
8 votes
Directors: Christy Karacas
Writers: Adam Modiano, Andrew Reuland, Christy Karacas
To Catch a Princess

#14 - To Catch a Princess

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired Apr 16, 2018

Ace's online obsession arouses the interest of a mysterious video game vixen.

star 7.12
17 votes
Directors: Christy Karacas
Writers: Ben Coccio
Hunger Cramps on the Playing Field of Friendship

#15 - Hunger Cramps on the Playing Field of Friendship

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired Apr 30, 2018

Feeling unappreciated by his teammates, Ace finds comfort in a bizarre new vice that leaves him with an unhealthy appetite.

star 7.08
12 votes
Leather Passions! 2 Hearts, 2 Wheelz, Infinite Roadz. RIDE NOW!

#16 - Leather Passions! 2 Hearts, 2 Wheelz, Infinite Roadz. RIDE NOW!

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired Apr 30, 2018

Dee Dee ditches the team for the hunky leader of a menacing biker gang; Leto tries to man up to win her back.

star 7.00
16 votes
Chaste Wing of the Cold Turkey vs Flaming Fist of Indulgence!

#17 - Chaste Wing of the Cold Turkey vs Flaming Fist of Indulgence!

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired May 7, 2018

Desperate to lose her beer gut by game day, Gaz trains under the master of washboard abs, Flypp Champion.

star 6.94
16 votes
Breathe Deep to Win! Teamwork Cuts Through the Foul Odor of Obsession!

#18 - Breathe Deep to Win! Teamwork Cuts Through the Foul Odor of Obsession!

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Apr 23, 2018

When a stinky stalker torments The Leptons, they enlist the help of a former foe.

star 6.76
17 votes
Directors: Christy Karacas
Writers: Scotty Landes
Very Special Balls

#19 - Very Special Balls

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Apr 16, 2018

In an attempt to understand Ace and Babyball's incredible new powers, The Leptons seek the psychotic advice of Crayzar.

star 6.70
20 votes
Directors: Christy Karacas
Writers: Adam Modiano, Andrew Reuland, Christy Karacas, Scotty Landes
Shameful Disease of Yackety Yack! Don't Talk Back! Be Silenced Forever!

#20 - Shameful Disease of Yackety Yack! Don't Talk Back! Be Silenced Forever!

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired Feb 24, 2020

When Gaz catches an embarrassing sexually transmitted disease, the Leptons must find the cure before a very important public appearance.

star 6.33
9 votes
Directors: Christy Karacas
Writers: Andrew Reuland, Christy Karacas