Ballmastrz: 9009

The BEST episodes of Ballmastrz: 9009

Every episode of Ballmastrz: 9009 ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Ballmastrz: 9009!

The year is 9009. Ballmastrz: 9009 follows washed up superstar and notorious party gal Gaz Digzy, who after a spiral of destructive antics is demoted to the worst team in The Game: The Leptons. Her only way back to the top is to somehow lead these pathetic misfits to victory. Good luck, Gaz. You'll need it!

Last Updated: 11/29/2022Network:Adult Swim
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Onward, True Blue Friends Win Eternal; Paladin of the Heavens, Start Today!
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8.33
9 votes

#1 - Onward, True Blue Friends Win Eternal; Paladin of the Heavens, Start Today!

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 3/23/2020

A menacing figure from Gaz's past threatens the team's unity, and it will take an unprecedented threat to bring the team back together.

Directors: Christy Karacas
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Don't Let a Big Head Give You the Championship Blues! You Can Do It, Leptons! Try Your Best to Win...Right Now!
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7.89
9 votes

#2 - Don't Let a Big Head Give You the Championship Blues! You Can Do It, Leptons! Try Your Best to Win...Right Now!

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/23/2020

The Leptons face their most ruthless foe yet, and Ace's selfish streak isn't helping; tensions boil over until it's an all-out grudge match that neither team can handle.

Directors: Christy Karacas
Writer: Adam Modiano
Watch Now:iTunes
Honor! Money! Swords! Dongs! Ultimate Gaz Boom Boom Rookie Card Battle Begin! Fight!
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7.50
16 votes

#3 - Honor! Money! Swords! Dongs! Ultimate Gaz Boom Boom Rookie Card Battle Begin! Fight!

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/23/2018

A search for lucrative sports memorabilia leads Ace, Gaz, and Babyball to the lair of an Ulsa Guerin wise guy.

Directors: Christy Karacas
Writer: Ben Coccio
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
When You Wish Upon a Spore
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7.50
8 votes

#4 - When You Wish Upon a Spore

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/9/2020

After insulting a superfan, Flypp is ordered to complete Crayzar's new sensitivity training program.

Directors: Christy Karacas
Writer: Ben Coccio
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
A Shooting Star Named Gaz Digzy Falls Fast and Hard
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7.41
34 votes

#5 - A Shooting Star Named Gaz Digzy Falls Fast and Hard

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/9/2018

A lifetime of partying takes an unexpected turn when Gaz Digzy experiences the wildest night of her superstar life.

Directors: Christy Karacas
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Infinite Hugs: Cold Embrace of the Bloodless Progenitors!
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7.40
10 votes

#6 - Infinite Hugs: Cold Embrace of the Bloodless Progenitors!

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/24/2020

When Ace gets depressed because he has no family to share the joy of his new fame in the game with, Gaz and Babyball make him one.

Directors: Christy Karacas
Writer: Adam Modiano
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Big Boy Body, Bigger Baby Boy Heart! Can You Endure the Pain of Love? Babyball, Discover It Now!
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7.38
8 votes

#7 - Big Boy Body, Bigger Baby Boy Heart! Can You Endure the Pain of Love? Babyball, Discover It Now!

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/2/2020

Babyball gets a special upgrade that comes with a surprising new attitude adjustment.

Directors: Christy Karacas
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
With the Burning Spirit of Teamwork in Her Heart
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7.36
25 votes

#8 - With the Burning Spirit of Teamwork in Her Heart

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/9/2018

Gaz plans to backstab The Leptons in her first game as captain, but a shocking new display of teamwork might change her mind.

Directors: Christy Karacas
Writer: Adam Modiano
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Strength through Song; Brotherhood through Blood; Redemption through Rage. Sing, Fallen Angel!
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7.35
17 votes

#9 - Strength through Song; Brotherhood through Blood; Redemption through Rage. Sing, Fallen Angel!

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 5/7/2018

The crippling fear of humiliation leads Gaz to sabotage The Leptons' secret plan in a critical match against her former teammates.

Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Children of the Night Serenade Wet Nurse of Reprisal; Scream, Bloodsucker, Scream!
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7.33
9 votes

#10 - Children of the Night Serenade Wet Nurse of Reprisal; Scream, Bloodsucker, Scream!

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/2/2020

When Gaz falls under the spell of a mysterious pickup artist, one of her teammates must resurrect a heroic alter ego to save the day.

Directors: Christy Karacas
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Can't Stand the Heat? Ultimate Kitchen Technique! Finish Them, Warrior Bard!!
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7.20
10 votes

#11 - Can't Stand the Heat? Ultimate Kitchen Technique! Finish Them, Warrior Bard!!

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/9/2020

The Leptons discover Leto has a flair for the culinary arts and pressure him into becoming a contestant in Crayzar's cooking competition.

Directors: Christy Karacas
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Hunger Cramps on the Playing Field of Friendship
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7.17
12 votes

#12 - Hunger Cramps on the Playing Field of Friendship

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 4/30/2018

Feeling unappreciated by his teammates, Ace finds comfort in a bizarre new vice that leaves him with an unhealthy appetite.

Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Defective Affection?! Dodge the Wayward Strikes of Cupid's Calamitous Quiver!
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7.11
9 votes

#13 - Defective Affection?! Dodge the Wayward Strikes of Cupid's Calamitous Quiver!

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/16/2020

Gaz and Dee Dee play matchmaker to an unlikely pair with dance-asterous results.

Directors: Christy Karacas
Writer: Adam Modiano
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Leather Passions! 2 Hearts, 2 Wheelz, Infinite Roadz. RIDE NOW!
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7.06
16 votes

#14 - Leather Passions! 2 Hearts, 2 Wheelz, Infinite Roadz. RIDE NOW!

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/30/2018

Dee Dee ditches the team for the hunky leader of a menacing biker gang; Leto tries to man up to win her back.

Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
To Catch a Princess
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7.06
18 votes

#15 - To Catch a Princess

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/16/2018

Ace's online obsession arouses the interest of a mysterious video game vixen.

Directors: Christy Karacas
Writer: Ben Coccio
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Chaste Wing of the Cold Turkey vs Flaming Fist of Indulgence!
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7.00
16 votes

#16 - Chaste Wing of the Cold Turkey vs Flaming Fist of Indulgence!

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 5/7/2018

Desperate to lose her beer gut by game day, Gaz trains under the master of washboard abs, Flypp Champion.

Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Dance Dance Convolution?! Egos Warped by the Hair Gel of Hubris! Atonement, Now!!
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7.00
10 votes

#17 - Dance Dance Convolution?! Egos Warped by the Hair Gel of Hubris! Atonement, Now!!

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/16/2020

A smooth-talking manager molds Ace into a pop star and Ace-mania takes the consortium by storm.

Directors: Christy Karacas
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Breathe Deep to Win! Teamwork Cuts Through the Foul Odor of Obsession!
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6.78
18 votes

#18 - Breathe Deep to Win! Teamwork Cuts Through the Foul Odor of Obsession!

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/23/2018

When a stinky stalker torments The Leptons, they enlist the help of a former foe.

Directors: Christy Karacas
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Very Special Balls
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6.77
22 votes

#19 - Very Special Balls

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/16/2018

In an attempt to understand Ace and Babyball's incredible new powers, The Leptons seek the psychotic advice of Crayzar.

Directors: Christy Karacas
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes
Shameful Disease of Yackety Yack! Don't Talk Back! Be Silenced Forever!
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6.50
10 votes

#20 - Shameful Disease of Yackety Yack! Don't Talk Back! Be Silenced Forever!

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/24/2020

When Gaz catches an embarrassing sexually transmitted disease, the Leptons must find the cure before a very important public appearance.

Directors: Christy Karacas
Watch Now:AmazoniTunes

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