The WORST episodes of Anyone but Me

Every episode of Anyone but Me ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Anyone but Me!

When 16 year old Vivian McMillan has to move from New York City to the suburbs, her relationships, past and present, are tested. And her identity goes through seismic changes. The daughter of a NYC firefighter, Vivian has no choice but to leave the city with her dad after health problems he suffered trying to save people on September 11th force him to retire. This moving, funny, and relevant new drama speaks to all ages and hearts as it follows the journey of six teenagers and the adults who try to understand them.

Last Updated: 9/30/2024Network: YouTubeStatus: Ended
Heavy Lifting
star
6.42
12 votes

#1 - Heavy Lifting

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/30/2009

Vivian McMillan moves out of the city and away from herself.

Directors: Tina Cesa Ward
Writer: Susan Miller
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The Note Part 2
star
6.50
6 votes

#2 - The Note Part 2

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/2/2009

Aster unfolds the past to figure out the present. Archibald and Elisabeth have a "run in." Sophie puts Vivian on the spot.

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The Note Part 1
star
6.57
7 votes

#3 - The Note Part 1

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/1/2009

Vivian and Aster are feeling the distance. Sophie and Jonathan don't see eye to eye.

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Welcome to the Party. Now Clean Up the Mess Part 2
star
6.60
5 votes

#4 - Welcome to the Party. Now Clean Up the Mess Part 2

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/18/2009

Relationships are put on the line.

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Welcome to the Party. Now Clean Up the Mess Part 1
star
6.60
5 votes

#5 - Welcome to the Party. Now Clean Up the Mess Part 1

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 5/18/2009

Aster meets Vivian's new friends.

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Vivian + Aster
star
6.63
8 votes

#6 - Vivian + Aster

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/20/2009

Vivian and Aster reunite and sparks fly. Maybe it's true you can't go home again.

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New Alliance
star
6.67
9 votes

#7 - New Alliance

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/6/2009

Outsiders connect.

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Out of the Gate
star
6.75
4 votes

#8 - Out of the Gate

Season 1 - Episode 9 - Aired 6/16/2009

In the year of getting to know us, some things you never heard. And a hint or two about where we go from here. An intimate free for all.

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Countdown
star
6.78
9 votes

#9 - Countdown

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/13/2009

A lot can happen in one day.

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One Step Forward, One Big Step Back
star
7.00
4 votes

#10 - One Step Forward, One Big Step Back

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/9/2010

Archibald's life gets complicated while Aster flees from complications of her own.

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Naming Things
star
7.00
4 votes

#11 - Naming Things

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 5/11/2010

Vivian & Archibald's comic strip sets off a chain reaction.

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Date Night
star
7.00
4 votes

#12 - Date Night

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/27/2010

Friends cross paths at the movies. Vivian and Aster analyze more than just the film.

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The Things We Know
star
7.00
4 votes

#13 - The Things We Know

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/23/2010

Aster returns to therapy. Vivian and Archibald concoct a plan.

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Girl Talk
star
7.00
4 votes

#14 - Girl Talk

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 2/23/2010

Aster reveals herself, but not to Vivian. While Vivian and Sophie dance around a loaded question.

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Quickly, to the Exits
star
7.00
4 votes

#15 - Quickly, to the Exits

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 12/29/2009

A school fire drill brings everyone back to reality.

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The Real Thing
star
7.00
4 votes

#16 - The Real Thing

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 12/15/2009

In the aftermath of a turbulent trip to New York, Vivian and her friends have a day of unexpected encounters.

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Enormous Changes at the Last Minute
star
7.00
5 votes

#17 - Enormous Changes at the Last Minute

Season 1 - Episode 10 - Aired 6/23/2009

A class trip to The New York Times turns up a story of its own.

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Stick Figures
star
7.25
4 votes

#18 - Stick Figures

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/25/2011

In the Season 3 opener, Vivian's struggles to draw the comic strip forces her to confront difficult memories.

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Private Rooms and Public Spaces
star
7.40
5 votes

#19 - Private Rooms and Public Spaces

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired 6/1/2010

Gabe introduces Jodie to his old pals at the firehouse. And Vivian meets the new person in Aster's life.

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Mapping Home
star
7.50
4 votes

#20 - Mapping Home

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/30/2011

Vivian's confused feelings towards Sophie are aroused by Sophie's need to confide in her. Aster seeks out Dr. Glass.

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Something Old, Something New
star
7.50
4 votes

#21 - Something Old, Something New

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 5/23/2011

Sophie's secret life catches up with her. Aunt Jodie makes a debut.

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Far Away
star
7.50
4 votes

#22 - Far Away

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 5/10/2011

Aster finds more than she was looking for in LA. And Sophie faces Vivian for the first time since "the kiss."

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Curtain Up
star
7.60
5 votes

#23 - Curtain Up

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired 6/8/2010

Vivian & Archibald's comic strip makes its controversial debut with the introduction of the Lesbian Reporter Chick. And passions are stirred when friends rallying to help one of their own out of a jam end up creating emotional havoc.

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Identity Crisis
star
7.60
5 votes

#24 - Identity Crisis

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 1/12/2010

Sophie and Vivian grapple with changes in their relationship. Jodie helps Gabe figure out his future.

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We Went Down To Battery Park
star
7.67
3 votes

#25 - We Went Down To Battery Park

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/20/2012

Just when Vivian thinks she has her life in good order a letter comes that could be good news or bad news. She won't know until, or if she opens it. But Aster is back to stay..

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