The WORST episodes of 1670
Every episode of 1670 ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of 1670!
In this satirical comedy, a zany nobleman contends with family feuds and clashes with peasants in his quest to become the most famous person in Poland.
#1 - Witchcraft
Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/17/2025
While searching for Andrzej's daughters in the woods, Jan Paweł finds himself lured in by a wood nymph. Zofia seeks out a local witch for some advice.
#2 - Rise of the Machines
Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 8/5/2026
The royal couple decides to visit Adamczycha right when a peasant uprising kicks off, leaving the fate of the village in the unfit hands of Jan Paweł.
#3 - Flauto Traverso
Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 8/5/2026
Jan Paweł's plan to get back in Zofia's good graces backfires in every possible way. Meanwhile, Maciej has a short-lived reunion with Aniela.
#4 - Virgo
Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 8/5/2026
During her first class, Aniela ends up teaching her students more than she anticipated. A horoscope puts Jan Paweł in touch with his feminine side.
#5 - A Gift For The Tatars
Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 8/5/2026
Another visit to the royal court brings back a familiar face from beyond the grave. Andrzej calls on Zofia for help with raising his daughters.
#6 - Luna
Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 8/5/2026
Jakub attempts to sabotage Aniela's plans to open a school for peasants. Jan Paweł's next scheme to win back his nobility turns into a real moon shot.
#7 - Yurodivy
Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 8/5/2026
A trip to Warsaw for an audience with the king leaves Jan Paweł in competition with a soothsayer while Aniela deals with an awkward encounter.
#8 - The Last Aurochs
Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/5/2026
When Jan Paweł learns that a heroic deed can restore his nobility, he sets out to find an extinct animal. Maciej tries to escape his unexpected captor.
#9 - Sarmatian Exam
Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/5/2026
Eight months after the fateful harvest festival, Aniela returns to Adamczycha only to find the village in shambles and her parents down in the dumps.
#10 - The Harvest Festival
Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 9/17/2025
Jan Paweł uses the festivities of the harvest to enter the race for community leader, but his aspirations are overshadowed by an unforeseen opponent.
#11 - Krakow
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 9/17/2025
Aniela embarks on a quest to save Maciej from his salty fate. Bogdan's stag trip turns into a night of unadulterated debauchery and unexpected murder.
#12 - Kupala Night
Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 9/17/2025
Arranged marriage is in the air during midsummer as Bogdan must choose a bride. Problem is, Stanisław also has an interest in one of the candidates.
#13 - The Assembly
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 12/13/2023
Upon receiving an invitation to a nobleman's assembly, patriarch Jan Paweł seeks his son's advice on asserting dominance over his archnemesis, Andrzej.
#14 - The Ball Game
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/17/2025
Jan Paweł hosts a traditional ball game to prove to Bogdan that his peasants are worth investing in. Aniela discovers the power of a mustache.
#15 - A Quick Bet
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/17/2025
A visit from the Royal Marshal Office complicates Aniela's love life while Jan Paweł turns to gambling to solve his financial troubles.
#16 - The Funeral
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/17/2025
With plans in place for a lavish funeral and a wild-boar banquet, arrangements go awry when the boar makes plans of its own.
#17 - The Al-Inklusiv
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/17/2025
To strengthen ties with Leszek while on a family vacation, Jan Paweł offers to translate political negotiations — despite not knowing a lick of Turkish.
#18 - The Wedding
Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired 12/13/2023
Wedding festivities take a backseat when an ominous investigator's persistence forces bitter rivals Jan Paweł and Andrzej to collaborate.
#19 - The Hunt
Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 12/13/2023
Jakub goes on a business trip while Jan Paweł partakes in a hunting contest against Andrzej to win over a wealthy bon vivant looking for a wife.
#20 - The Duel
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 12/13/2023
Aniela investigates her mother's suspicious mood shift, seemingly sparked by mysterious letters. Jan Paweł scrambles to get out of a sticky situation.
#21 - The Plague
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 12/13/2023
A traveling theater group wreaks havoc on the village but arouses Maciej's curiosity as he faces romantic defeat. Bogdan seems to find his calling.
#22 - Equality March
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 12/13/2023
In Stanisław's absence, Jakub hatches an inheritance plot to oust Aniela while Jan Paweł wrestles with a decision about an upcoming march for equality.
#23 - Spring
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 12/13/2023
As their refined, prospective in-laws visit, Jan Paweł finds it challenging to take charge while Zofia wrestles with unfamiliar emotions.
#24 - The Estate
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 12/13/2023
Aniela takes action against climate change but faces pushback. A curiously familiar figure among the peasants catches Jakub's attention.