Steve becomes a cop and upsets a biker gang; Woody's hemorrhoid becomes a religious icon.
Denzel calls asks his old Detroit gang to help him scare Malloy straight.
After having a stroke, Woody decides to do yoga and joins a cult led by Astral; Woody is lead to the edge of Brickleberry cliff with the rest of Astral's cult followers.
The Secretary of the Interior visits Brickleberry and demotes Woody; Denzel becomes a new man after he gives up smoking weed.
President Obama visits Brickleberry; Woody gets shot and realizes that a clause hidden deep within Obamacare results in him and Steve being sewn together.