The BEST episodes written by Tom Patchett

Help Me, Rhonda
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7.79
509 votes

#1 - Help Me, Rhonda

ALF - Season 1 - Episode 7

Willie helps homesick ALF arrange a trip to Melmac.

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A.L.F.
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7.78
1199 votes

#2 - A.L.F.

ALF - Season 1 - Episode 1

Gordon Shumway, last known survivor from the planet Melmac, crash-lands his spaceship into the Tanner family's suburban garage. Willie dubs him "ALF", short for Alien Life Form. After convincing a military officer that they are not harboring a space creature, the Tanners decide to take ALF in as a member of the family.

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Let's Get Away From it Almost
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7.46
83 votes

#3 - Let's Get Away From it Almost

The Bob Newhart Show - Season 1 - Episode 15

Bob and Emily travel to a ski lodge that's nearly deserted except for the annoying couple with whom they share a bathroom. After sitting through a disastrous dinner, the Hartleys decide to leave only to find themselves caught in the spotlight of the abominable floor show they're trying to escape.

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Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time
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7.44
16 votes

#4 - Seemed Like a Good Idea at the Time

The Bob Newhart Show - Season 4 - Episode 10

Bob moves up in the world from the seventh to the tenth floor when he joins the firm of a swinging psychiatrist.

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I'm Dreaming of a Slight Christmas
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7.39
49 votes

#5 - I'm Dreaming of a Slight Christmas

The Bob Newhart Show - Season 2 - Episode 15

Christmas Eve is almost spoiled when Bob is trapped in the office because of a power failure.

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Bob Has to Have His Tonsils Out, So He Spends Christmas Eve in the Hospital
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7.33
20 votes

#6 - Bob Has to Have His Tonsils Out, So He Spends Christmas Eve in the Hospital

The Bob Newhart Show - Season 4 - Episode 15

Christmas Eve finds Bob in the hospital with tonsillitis and an impending operation. Meanwhile, his friends are all suffering from an attack of Christmas-itis.

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Death of a Fruitman
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7.33
42 votes

#7 - Death of a Fruitman

The Bob Newhart Show - Season 4 - Episode 3

Bob's patients observe tradition by planning a surprise party to honor the fourth year of the group's therapy sessions. When an unseen member, a Mr. Gianelli, threatens to turn the party into a disaster, Bob kicks him out of the group. His decision meets with instant group approval until Mr. Gianelli dies under a ton of zucchini.

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Motel
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7.33
49 votes

#8 - Motel

The Bob Newhart Show - Season 2 - Episode 2

A trip to Peoria turns into one long embarrassment for Bob when Jerry introduces him to a pretty girl named Janine. Janine doesn't seem to care that Bob is a married man.

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The Ceiling Hits Bob
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7.31
16 votes

#9 - The Ceiling Hits Bob

The Bob Newhart Show - Season 3 - Episode 24

Bob becomes the "oldest permanent psychologist in Chicago" when the ceiling in his office collapses and he has to set up shop wherever he can find the space.

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Mind Your Own Business
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7.31
52 votes

#10 - Mind Your Own Business

The Bob Newhart Show - Season 2 - Episode 20

At Jerry's urging, Bob hires a business manager to handle his money. He ends up living on a meager allowance that affords him only such luxuries as peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch.

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Mutiny on the Hartley
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7.29
45 votes

#11 - Mutiny on the Hartley

The Bob Newhart Show - Season 2 - Episode 9

Bob decides to meet the rising cost of living by raising his rates. But the members of his therapy group revolt when he picks the most inappropriate moment to tell them.

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The Jobless Corps
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7.21
48 votes

#12 - The Jobless Corps

The Bob Newhart Show - Season 2 - Episode 18

Depressed after losing his job with the airline, Howard accepts Bob's offer to join his "out of workshop," a special therapy group for the unemployed. (Bob extends the invitation at Emily's insistence when Howard's attempts to help her around the apartment begin driving her up the wall.)

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The Battle of the Groups
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7.21
53 votes

#13 - The Battle of the Groups

The Bob Newhart Show - Season 3 - Episode 2

Bob takes two of his therapy groups to a rustic retreat for a marathon session that never progresses further than everyone's complaints about the primitive conditions of their accommodations.

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Home is Where the Hurt Is
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7.20
46 votes

#14 - Home is Where the Hurt Is

The Bob Newhart Show - Season 3 - Episode 15

Facing the depressing prospect of returning home to Iowa to spend the holidays with her domineering parents, Carol brings her troubles to Bob's apartment. There she spends Christmas Eve pouring out the disasters of her childhood.

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Blues for Mr. Borden
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7.19
48 votes

#15 - Blues for Mr. Borden

The Bob Newhart Show - Season 2 - Episode 12

Howard Borden suffers a bad case of the blues when his young son tells him about his marvelous new "uncle," who seems to have taken up permanent residence with Howard's ex-wife.

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The Longest Good-Bye
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7.18
50 votes

#16 - The Longest Good-Bye

The Bob Newhart Show - Season 4 - Episode 1

Bob's old school friend Murdock is in town for a day to sell a complex giveaway item to a Chicago cereal company. Bob invites him to stay overnight at his home. The brief encounter stretches out to a week when Murdock can't make his business connections. He gradually takes over Bob's car, clothing, and most of his home life.

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The Separation Story
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7.17
52 votes

#17 - The Separation Story

The Bob Newhart Show - Season 3 - Episode 4

For the sake of their marriage as well as Emily's Master's Degree and Bob's heavy work schedule the Hartleys decide that it would be best if they took up separate residences.

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Confessions of An Orthodontist
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7.16
49 votes

#18 - Confessions of An Orthodontist

The Bob Newhart Show - Season 2 - Episode 23

While filling in for a fellow psychologist, Bob is surprised to find that his first patient is Jerry Robinson, who is reluctant to reveal his problem. A little prodding produces the startling admission that Jerry is in love with Emily.

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Father Knows Worst
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7.14
124 votes

#19 - Father Knows Worst

The Bob Newhart Show - Season 1 - Episode 7

Bob's divorced neighbor, Howard Borden, is convinced that his son, Howie, doesn't really like him. Later, Howard's ex-wife convinces him that Howie thinks he is the greatest guy in the world.

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The Heavyweights
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7.12
49 votes

#20 - The Heavyweights

The Bob Newhart Show - Season 4 - Episode 5

Bob and Emily invite Carol to share her "heavy" experiences with the "overweight workshop."

Dr. Ryan's Express
star
7.00
23 votes

#21 - Dr. Ryan's Express

The Bob Newhart Show - Season 3 - Episode 7

Bob's office routine becomes a wreck when Jerry hires a temporary receptionist. She's a very nice but very vague woman who can't even get Bob's name straight.

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Peeper Two
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6.94
15 votes

#22 - Peeper Two

The Bob Newhart Show - Season 4 - Episode 24

Cliff Murdock, Bob's old laugh-a-minute college buddy, affectionately known as The Peeper, pays a return visit.