The BEST episodes written by Terry Sweeney

#1 - Roswell

Tripping the Rift - Season 2 - Episode 8

As Chode and his crew try to outrun a couple of brickering Grey Alien scam artists, a mid-space collision sends both ships plummeting to the Earth - to the town of Roswell circa 1947. The only way our gang can get off this planet is to replace Bob's damaged fuel rods with ones from the alien's disabled ship - but the alien ship is under lock and key in a highly-secured military hangar.

#2 - Android Love

Tripping the Rift - Season 1 - Episode 13

In an intergalactic spoof of Casablanca, the crew takes a little time off on a planet where Six is reunited with Ten, the hunky android who helped her escape her home planet. Now caught up in a battle between androids and their owners, Six is experiencing "feelings" she never knew she had. Can androids love?

#3 - Madonna/Simple Minds

Saturday Night Live - Season 11 - Episode 1

Sketches include: ""SNL Drug Tests,"" ""A Message From The Almighty,"" ""National Inquirer Theatre,"" ""Pinklisting,"" ""Cabrini Green,"" and ""Nancy Reagan Meets Charles and Di."" Simple Minds performed ""Alive and Kicking.""

#4 - Mutilation Ball

Tripping the Rift - Season 1 - Episode 2

The crew is enlisted by the Confederation to kidnap Malik, a sports superstar who retired from the game of Mutilation Ball (a fast-paced but violent sport where players use chainsaws to disable their opponents), and bring him into the big game as a ringer. The crew then kidnaps Malak and brings him back to the ship, where T'Nuk inadvertently kills him - only to find out that he is a robot! Now they must find the real Malak and get him into the big game before the Confederation finds out.

#5 - Six, Lies and Videotape

Tripping the Rift - Season 2 - Episode 13

T'Nuk plots to break Six out of jail after the sexy cyborg is thrown into the slammer on an unidentified charge. But in a case of mistaken identity, T'Nuk escapes with her friend's identical vissitor, Haffa Dozen, the career stripper that Six was modeled on. Everyone is happy to have 'Six' back on board - and no one is more relieved or ready for sex than Chode. But Haffa's only interested in stealing the ship's precious cache of Dilithium Crystals.

#6 - Power to the Peephole

Tripping the Rift - Season 1 - Episode 8

While in the midst of a turbulent plasma storm, Chode decides to escape his boredom by beaming the crew down to the planet Florida 7 aka "the Spring Break" planet. While there, Chode is engaged by a shady Presidential candidate to help undermine his "Mr. Perfect" opponent. But as it turns out, "Mr. Perfect" isn't quite what he appears to be.

#7 - Chode's Near Death Experience

Tripping the Rift - Season 2 - Episode 12

When a near death experience brings him face-to-face with the Devil, Chode vows to change his vile ways. True to his word, he's kind to his wary shipmates and not even his archenemy Darph Bobo can get a rise out of him. But when he prepares to meet an enemy clown ship as if he were greeting a new friend, it turns out Bobo is at the helm of the ship - and he intends to blow Chode's ass out of the sky.

#8 - Creaturepalooza

Tripping the Rift - Season 2 - Episode 11

When Commander Adam's jet goes down on Vitalius 4, his wife Nancy implants a nonobot parasite in Chode's head and threatens it will eat his brain if he doesn't bring adam back in 24 hours. Armed with a ticking "Death" watch, and a PDA to track Adam's life signal, Chode and the crew arrive on Vitalius 4 - a planet renowned for its heinous creatures.

#9 - Episode #416

MADtv - Season 4 - Episode 16

Open-Rusty, Magic PSA, Bunifa's Dating Game, Swan at the Movies #1, Tres Companeros, Swan at the Movies #2, Harrison Ford, Old Man Sasso-Valentine's Day, Rocky Runner #1, Cooking for One, MADtv Classic: Antonia and James, Close: Nic Cage/Rocky Runner

#10 - Episode #417

MADtv - Season 4 - Episode 17

Open-Swan Sings Theme, Ally McMeal, Turbohaler 1, Goodnight Dad, Patch Kevorkian, Turbohaler 2, Threshold, Turbohaler 3, Change of Heart, Blameless in Boulder, Courthouse Steps, Stepmom II, MADtv Classic: Sleaze Lawyer, Close- Michael

#11 - Episode #422

MADtv - Season 4 - Episode 22

Open: Swan & Springer, Estrella Viaje, Erascists: Behind the Music, Spishak: 1 out of 10, Melina and Lida on Springer, Rosie & Howard, Lorraine buys a Car, Shaunda: Holding Tank, Bunifa & Springer, Close: Andrew

#12 - Episode #424

MADtv - Season 4 - Episode 24

Open-Stuart Who's Idea was This Anyway? Shhh Snapshot Stories: Mo FANatic Donny Osmond Lorraine at the Market #1 Falconman and Birdboy Lorraine at the Market #2 MADtv Classic: R&B Meeting Lorraine at the Market #3 Spy vs. Spy: Training Camp Close- Debra

#13 - Episode #425

MADtv - Season 4 - Episode 25