The BEST episodes written by Sam Smith
#1 - A Good Time, Not a Fast Time
Taskmaster (NZ) - Season 2 - Episode 10
We put the camera in our contestants' hands, as well as learn something through the medium of puppets. One contestant is pushed to the brink, and we crown our season 2 winner!
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#2 - My Uncle John.
Taskmaster (NZ) - Season 1 - Episode 10
Tonight, we find out who gets to take home Jeremy’s big gold head.
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#3 - Sweaty socks and depression.
Taskmaster (NZ) - Season 1 - Episode 8
This time, no one wants to take a call from Leigh Hart, and all the comedians struggle to send just one text.
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#4 - Completing the Set
Taskmaster (NZ) - Season 2 - Episode 7
Jeremy Wells and his loyal assistant Paul Williams challenge the comedians to complete more bizarre tasks. Who will earn the respect of the Taskmaster?
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#5 - Judgement Day
Taskmaster (NZ) - Season 2 - Episode 8
Our contestants are inducing all kinds of nostalgia, while also attempting to travel through time. We learn who's best at stacking onions, and sabotage is afoot in our team task.
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#6 - Bing Bang Schlong
Taskmaster (NZ) - Season 2 - Episode 9
In our penultimate episode, our teams attempt to pull off the ultimate heist from right under Paul's nose. We're treated to romance, fashion, and orienteering, all to be judged by the Taskmaster.
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#7 - Wet Ass Cutlery
Taskmaster (NZ) - Season 3 - Episode 10
It's neck and neck between two comedians competing for the Taskmaster's golden head. Who can trick-or-treat their way to the trophy?
#8 - Eat Your Asses
Taskmaster (NZ) - Season 2 - Episode 6
The comedians debate what makes two things different, David Correos showcases his rapping skills, and we get a first-hand look at what a presidential Zoom call would be like.
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#9 - Well Alright!
Taskmaster (NZ) - Season 3 - Episode 9
It's our penultimate episode and the scores could not be closer. Brand-new breakfast staples are made, everyone becomes one with nature, and Paul Williams gets fooled.
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#10 - The problem is me.
Taskmaster (NZ) - Season 1 - Episode 6
This week we see Madeleine Sami use the magical power of her mind, our teams get soup-y, and Paul Williams leaves.
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#11 - Sauce Tits
Taskmaster (NZ) - Season 3 - Episode 2
Our second episode reveals this season’s teams with a task involving a large ball and a cow. We see our comedians delight all 5 senses, and Paul Ego makes a dramatic exit from the shed.
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#12 - Astro blasters.
Taskmaster (NZ) - Season 1 - Episode 9
This week, Guy gets tricked and isn’t happy about it, Paul goes to an amusement park, and we debate what constitutes a sausage.
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#13 - At Your Service
Taskmaster (NZ) - Season 2 - Episode 3
A brand-new version of hopscotch is invented, a building task reveals this season's teams, and Matt Heath sneaks into Jeremy's bedroom.
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#14 - Unbung
Taskmaster (NZ) - Season 2 - Episode 4
Paul Williams has a problem with Swiss balls, our comedians get festive with a brand-new song, David Correos defends the power of the red-eyed tree frog, and we see who can best trick Jeremy.
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#15 - Are you okay?
Taskmaster (AU) - Season 1 - Episode 5
The contestants must bring in the most pretentious thing, protect some popcorn from Tom Cashman, deliver 26 roses to a vase, get a giraffe into a bath, and spell 'Taskmaster' using their own shadows.
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#16 - Unhealth must be dead.
Taskmaster (NZ) - Season 1 - Episode 5
This week our comedians get inventive with eggs, compete for family heirlooms, and Angella Dravid awkwardly puts up an easel.
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#17 - An Intervention.
Taskmaster (NZ) - Season 1 - Episode 7
We find out how good Paul is at hiding, Guy Williams' frustration proves to be expensive, and we discover what the UK Taskmaster, Greg Davies, thinks of Jeremy.
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#18 - F**k Golf
Taskmaster (NZ) - Season 3 - Episode 1
Taskmaster NZ is back with Chris Parker, Josh Thomson, Justine Smith, Kura Forrester and Paul Ego joining Jeremy Wells and his loyal assistant Paul Williams for another season of tasks.
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#19 - Don't ask me what a JC is.
Taskmaster (AU) - Season 1 - Episode 10
We’re going all out in tonight’s finale. Christmas is ruined, aubergines are stabbed, cities are destroyed, and our first Aussie champion will be crowned. Who will win Tom Gleeson’s giant golden head?
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#20 - Keep it clean and flowing.
Taskmaster (AU) - Season 1 - Episode 2
In this episode, the contestants must bring in the most satisfying thing to touch, let the cat out of the bag, make an older family member hang up on them, do the bravest thing with a ream of paper, and de-pineapple some pizzas. There is also a thrilling tie-breaker task involving clapping as quickly as possible.
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#21 - Feel My Bean
Taskmaster (NZ) - Season 2 - Episode 5
Laura Daniel does her best to spill the beans, our comedians tell us where they're from and why they're happy about it, and we have Taskmaster New Zealand's first-ever silent task.
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#22 - Butt Heavy
Taskmaster (NZ) - Season 3 - Episode 7
This episode shows who's the most generous, who's the most enchanting, and who's the most observant. Plus, a star of season 2 returns - see if you can spot him.
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#23 - I'm Queer, I'm Here,
Taskmaster (NZ) - Season 1 - Episode 4
Our comedians are put behind the camera for a hilarious team task, Leigh Hart struggles to work a blender, and Brynley Stent's true feelings come out.
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#24 - Sorry for your loss.
Taskmaster (AU) - Season 1 - Episode 9
The contestants must bring in the most desirable runny thing, make a doctor look like a fool, throw a tantrum, collect 197 things and then put them back, take a secret photo of the Taskmaster, and bounce or not bounce on a trampoline or a step.
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#25 - Mexican Lasagna
Taskmaster (NZ) - Season 3 - Episode 3
This episode sees Jeremy Wells getting scared, some questionable flags being created, and Chris Parker hanging out the washing.
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#26 - Flight of Fantasy
Taskmaster (NZ) - Season 2 - Episode 1
Jeremy Wells returns with sidekick Paul Williams as he sets bizarre tasks for comedians Urzila Carlson, Laura Daniel, Matt Heath, Guy Montgomery and David Correos.
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#27 - Lucky with a sausage.
Taskmaster (AU) - Season 1 - Episode 6
The contestants must bring in something someone else will miss, reinvent the wheel, age or de-age themselves, save a sausage from a barbie, and make their monsters meaner, cuter, more prestigious, and sexier.
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#28 - Cricketmaster.
Taskmaster (AU) - Season 1 - Episode 3
In this episode, the contestants must bring in the thing they'd most like to be buried with, fly a flip-flop as far as possible, transform into twins or triplets, perform a passionate cricket appeal, and convince the Taskmaster to give them 5 points.
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#29 - BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM.
Taskmaster (AU) - Season 1 - Episode 4
The contestants must: bring in the coolest thing they've found on a walk within 1km of their house, sink a bowling ball, snap crackle and pop some things, spread generic yeast spread on something and then clean it up, and recreate famous scenes from history using only four-letter words. There's also a thrilling tie-breaker involving honking a car horn as quietly as possible.
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#30 - Herbs and Spices
Taskmaster (NZ) - Season 3 - Episode 4
This episode finally settles the debate of who is the smartest comedian, Justine Smith searches for a duck, and our teams go for a drive.
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#31 - D.A.P.
Taskmaster (NZ) - Season 1 - Episode 3
Our Taskmaster plays charades, Angella Dravid makes Paul Williams very uncomfortable, and it's the first team task of the series.
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#32 - Best Friends
Taskmaster (NZ) - Season 3 - Episode 8
The caravan is covered in tasks, we see five things the Taskmaster has never seen, and Chris Parker makes a new best friend.
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#33 - Dumb in unison.
Taskmaster (AU) - Season 1 - Episode 8
The contestants must bring in the most cursed thing, spell their fanciest word in their favourite colour, create a celebratory personal theme tune, paint an accurate map of Australia, and transform their face into an Australian icon.
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#34 - A Political Hotcake.
Taskmaster (NZ) - Season 1 - Episode 2
We find out which comedian is the most musically talented, we watch Guy Williams put the crew in danger and we find out who can draw the best map of New Zealand... using a breakfast spread.
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#35 - The energy of a sickly child.
Taskmaster (AU) - Season 1 - Episode 7
The contestants must bring in the most surprising thing to bring to a barbecue, make a dream come true, do an incredible once-in-a-lifetime thing, deliver a pizza to Tom Cashman, and dunk their biscuits.
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#36 - The Prime Minister Thanks You
Taskmaster (NZ) - Season 3 - Episode 5
It's the halfway point of the season, and our comedians all set out to create history. Water gets thrown, terrible investments are shown, and Josh Thomson tries not to touch a cow.
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#37 - Gluten Free.
Taskmaster (NZ) - Season 1 - Episode 1
In the very first episode of Taskmaster NZ we watch Brynley Stent touch bread and regret it instantly. Guy Williams debates whether or not a cocktail is a cocktail without alcohol and we find out who makes the best sculpture.
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#38 - Sweet Navel Orange
Taskmaster (NZ) - Season 3 - Episode 6
Paul Williams jumps behind the camera for episode six. Kura Forrester becomes a superhero and the comedians' superstitions are put to the test.
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#39 - Foot Juice.
Taskmaster (AU) - Season 1 - Episode 1
In this inaugural episode of the first season of Taskmaster AU, the contestants must bring in the most beautiful thing, remove a balloon from a caravan, create a one minute montage of their lives, fill a glass with orange juice, and throw, boot, bowl, flick, or propel items towards the edge of the stage.
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