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The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present
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#1 - The Mangiacavallo Curse Makes a Lousy Wedding Present

The Golden Girls - Season 5 - Episode 23

The girls attend the wedding of Dorothy's niece who's father was once engaged to Sophia. Sophia thinks that the wedding reception is the perfect spot for revenge after supposedly putting a curse on him years ago.

The Bloom is Off the Rose
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245 votes

#2 - The Bloom is Off the Rose

The Golden Girls - Season 6 - Episode 13

Rose wants more adventure in her relationship with Miles, so she signs them up for sky diving lessons. Meanwhile, Blanche's relationship with abusive man causes Dorothy to speak her feelings.

Dancing in the Dark
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8.12
249 votes

#3 - Dancing in the Dark

The Golden Girls - Season 5 - Episode 6

Rose has been dating, Miles Webber, a college professor, but the only thing they seem to have in common is the dance floor. But when Miles invites her to a party, Rose feels like a fish out of water being surrounded by all his intelligent friends. Meanwhile, Blanche battles a dating slump.

Like the Beep Beep Beep of the Tom-Tom
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7.92
204 votes

#4 - Like the Beep Beep Beep of the Tom-Tom

The Golden Girls - Season 5 - Episode 17

After visiting the doctor, Blanche learns that he wants to put a pacemaker in her. However, after the operation, Blanche is so scared of intimacy that she decides to give up sex.

The President's Coming! The President's Coming! (2)
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7.35
99 votes

#5 - The President's Coming! The President's Coming! (2)

The Golden Girls - Season 5 - Episode 26

When the FBI agent announces that George Bush will make a visit to their home, the girls continue to reminisce and Dorothy quickly readies a list of points she wants to make to the president.