The BEST episodes written by Mark Alton Brown

Suzanne Goes Looking for a Friend
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8.71
6 votes

#1 - Suzanne Goes Looking for a Friend

Designing Women - Season 4 - Episode 23

A former beauty queen and current television weather forecaster announces her "coming out," causing a confused Suzanne to think she means she's the world's oldest debutante -- and to accept Eugenia's invitation to join her at a television industry dinner.

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Blame it on New Orleans
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8.43
6 votes

#2 - Blame it on New Orleans

Designing Women - Season 5 - Episode 19

When the gang attends a convention in intoxicating New Orleans, Mary Jo unwittingly sleeps with a married man.

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High Noon in a Laundry Room
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8.40
4 votes

#3 - High Noon in a Laundry Room

Designing Women - Season 5 - Episode 14

Anthony, concerned with his masculinity after working with the women so long, tries standing up to his bullying neighbor, and is further humiliated when the women come to his rescue.

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Driving My Mama Back Home
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8.40
4 votes

#4 - Driving My Mama Back Home

Designing Women - Season 6 - Episode 14

Julia accompanies Mary Jo and her mother Darla on an overnight bus trip back to South Carolina; meanwhile, the other employees get locked into the storage room while doing inventory.

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Mamed
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8.40
4 votes

#5 - Mamed

Designing Women - Season 6 - Episode 17

A tough-talking, hard-drinking, temperamental Broadway has-been promises to make Julia rue the day that she stole the role of Mame from her in Anthony's community-theater production. But on opening night she is too drunk to perform and Anthony is pressed into taking on the role.

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All About Odes to Atlanta
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8.40
4 votes

#6 - All About Odes to Atlanta

Designing Women - Season 6 - Episode 19

Songwriter Carlene gains notoriety -- and her first groupie -- by entering her ditty in the semi-finals Atlanta's theme-song contest, where she performs with Mary Jo and Julia, all decked out in "big hair" and costumes.

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Keep the Home Fires Burning
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8.33
6 votes

#7 - Keep the Home Fires Burning

Designing Women - Season 5 - Episode 10

With her husband away on a mission, Charlene guiltily draws close to a man in her support group for military spouses who wife is also away. Meanwhile, lottery fever sweeps Sugarbakers.

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Old Rebels and Young Models
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8.14
6 votes

#8 - Old Rebels and Young Models

Designing Women - Season 5 - Episode 7

Charlene's baby, Olivia, auditions for a modeling job, Mary Jo finds one of her former teachers in a nursing home.

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Miss Trial
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8.13
7 votes

#9 - Miss Trial

Designing Women - Season 5 - Episode 4

Julia's dinner plans with former President Jimmy Carter and his wife are put on hold when her slow-moving jury gets sequestered.

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And Now, Here's Bernice
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8.00
6 votes

#10 - And Now, Here's Bernice

Designing Women - Season 5 - Episode 12

After Bernice gets a local public-access cable TV show, Mary Jo has her heart broken by a client and decides that Bernice's show is the ideal arena to air her views on men.

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On the Couch
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7.90
10 votes

#11 - On the Couch

Girlfriends - Season 4 - Episode 16

Toni continues to see her therapist, Dr. Miller. Rather than following the doctor's advice and writing a letter to her mother detailing her grievances against her, Toni instead brings her mother to her sessions. Veretta stays with Toni and Todd and monopolizes the house. Todd tries to tolerate her rude and thoughtless behavior, but insists that she stop smoking in the house. Veretta refuses, and says that she doesn't have to listen to Todd because her daughter paid for the house. They get into a heated confrontation, and wind up ordering Toni to choose between them. Meanwhile, William worries that the fact that he and Donna have such different backgrounds (she cleans bed pans for a living and insists on travelling by bus) will impede their chances of having a future together. He vows to try his best to keep the relationship going, because he considers Donna to be special. Joan obsesses over whether to resume sessions with her own therapist after Lynn and Maya make several deris

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If It's Broke, Fix It
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7.64
14 votes

#12 - If It's Broke, Fix It

Girlfriends - Season 4 - Episode 2

Toni refuses to speak to Todd because she is up in arms about his debt and feels betrayed by the fact that he failed to disclose this information sooner. While at the spa with Joan, Toni's ring is apparently repossessed by a woman on behalf of Harry Winston. A furious Toni plans to divorce Todd, but seems to soften as she discusses the situation with William. However, she still tries to throw Todd out of the house. After she explains that her greatest fear is becoming poor again, Todd says that he is afraid of losing her, and points out that he accumulated his debt trying to court her. Toni learns that Todd did not buy her ring at Harry Winston; the woman simply stole it after overhearing her conversation about debt. Todd gets Toni to agree to work on the marriage, and they reach a compromise about the insurance settlement for the stolen ring. Meanwhile, Joan confides in her new assistant, Peaches. She says that Ellis is away in New Zealand working on his movie, but she has dec

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Fried Turkey
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7.56
16 votes

#13 - Fried Turkey

Girlfriends - Season 1 - Episode 9

Joan finds herself alone on Thanksgiving after everyone makes other plans for the holiday. After dining at 847, she meets Davis's friend Preston Hall, a handsome and highly successful attorney. Joan invites him back to her place for a home-cooked meal before he has to leave on the red-eye, but her friends suddenly begin appearing and she can't seem to get them to leave.

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My Mother, Myself
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7.50
12 votes

#14 - My Mother, Myself

Girlfriends - Season 2 - Episode 20

Maya is stunned to learn that her mother has decided to sell her house and move away with her boyfriend. Toni's mother surprises her by coming to town for Joan's Mother's Day brunch. William eagerly anticipates a visit from his mother, who comes bearing a cake from his aunt's award-winning recipe.

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On the Road Again
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7.50
5 votes

#15 - On the Road Again

Designing Women - Season 7 - Episode 4

In an attempt at spontaneity, a carefree Mary Jo takes off for Nashville on "a hen party on wheels" with Julia and Bernice, but become terrified when a trucker Bernice flirted with at a diner pursues them. Meanwhile, back at the office, Carlene and Anthony put their noses to the grindstone studying for midterms.

Sex and the Single Woman
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7.40
4 votes

#16 - Sex and the Single Woman

Designing Women - Season 7 - Episode 2

Carlene allows herself to be seduced by her ex-husband, then admits she was just using him for sex.

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Joy Ride
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7.29
66 votes

#17 - Joy Ride

The Upshaws - Season 1 - Episode 3

A customer entrusts his sleek ride with its secret compartment to Bennie. Duck overstays his welcome at the Upshaw residence. Regina eyes a promotion.

Marriage Most Foul
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7.20
4 votes

#18 - Marriage Most Foul

Designing Women - Season 6 - Episode 5

When Allison's ex-convict former flame (whom she turned in for insider trading) is released, she fears he is plotting revenge, instead, he proposes to her.

Picking a Winner
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7.20
4 votes

#19 - Picking a Winner

Designing Women - Season 6 - Episode 6

Mary Jo turns to a sperm bank to get pregnant, prompting mixed reactions at work. Meanwhile, Julia threaten to rip the draperies from the windows of the home of a wealthy client whose payment is overdue.

Just Say No
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7.08
12 votes

#20 - Just Say No

Girlfriends - Season 2 - Episode 2

Joan lies to Dr. Bales about ending her relationship with Toni, but he runs into them having lunch together. Toni is furious to learn that Joan has been talking to a therapist about her, and orders Joan to end their sessions. Joan continues to keep her appointments, and Dr. Bales suggests that she be more assertive with her friends. Lynn's boyfriend, Vosco, arrives from Jamaica, and Lynn hides him in Joan's house. William suddenly becomes more attractive to women after becoming engaged. Maya is upset by his insistence on flirting with all of his new admirers.

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The Bridges of Fresno County
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7.08
12 votes

#21 - The Bridges of Fresno County

Girlfriends - Season 5 - Episode 20

Toni is surprisingly excited about a visit from her mother, as she hopes to be pampered before having her baby. However, she soon learns that her mother actually came to town because she recently received a letter from an ""old friend""--and is considering having an affair with him. Meanwhile, William and Joan panic when J-Spot has trouble bringing in customers. They hope to correct this by giving the place an air of exclusivity.

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Loose Lips Sink Relationships
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7.00
11 votes

#22 - Loose Lips Sink Relationships

Girlfriends - Season 1 - Episode 21

After Toni accepts Clay's marriage proposal, a disapproving Joan advises her to look into her heart, as she believes that Greg is the one she really loves. Toni comes to agree with her, and tells Clay that she cannot marry him. Unfortunately, in the meantime, Joan (unaware that Greg and Toni are even still together) accidentally tells Greg that Toni is engaged to another man, prompting him to dump her. Meanwhile, William issues an ultimatum to Yvonne after she is shot in the line of duty; and Maya continues to try to avoid having sex with Darnell.

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Dwayne's World
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7.00
4 votes

#23 - Dwayne's World

Designing Women - Season 6 - Episode 4

Mary Jo protectively takes divorcee Carlene under her wing -- going overboard with a lie about Carlene's latest flame -- when ex-hubby Dwayne shows up to sweep Carlene off her feet again.

Mary Jo vs. the Terminator
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7.00
4 votes

#24 - Mary Jo vs. the Terminator

Designing Women - Season 7 - Episode 3

After Julia completely rewrites a letter Mary Jo asked her to proofread, Mary Jo comes unraveled on a fashion-show runway, where she just plain has her fill of know-it-all Julia. Meanwhile, back at the office, B.J. has her hands full with angry vegetarians.

Blood Is Thicker Than Liquor (a.k.a. Blood Is Thicker Than Water)
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6.92
13 votes

#25 - Blood Is Thicker Than Liquor (a.k.a. Blood Is Thicker Than Water)

Girlfriends - Season 3 - Episode 22

Toni's family comes to town, and Toni worries that her mother will embarrass her in front of Todd's parents by voicing her objections to their Jewish background. Mrs. Childs becomes dejected about the bickering between Toni and her older sister, Sherri--whom Toni refuses to include in the bridal party--and falls off the wagon. Meanwhile, William worries that he will lose one of his few male friends when the man begins dating Maya.

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P.D.A. - D.O.A.
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6.91
11 votes

#26 - P.D.A. - D.O.A.

Girlfriends - Season 5 - Episode 12

Maya and Toni question William and Joan's relationship because of their refusal to show affection in front of others. The couple gives holding hands in public a try, but soon runs into Joan's ex Brock. William is perturbed when Joan fails to tell Brock that they are dating, and suspects that she still has feelings for him. Maya and Toni back up this theory, and Joan is forced to admit this is true. Joan later gets into an argument with Brock and reaffirms her relationship with William. Meanwhile, the mother of Lynn's ex-boyfriend Lenny goes all out to try to reunite him with Lynn.

Losing It
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6.91
11 votes

#27 - Losing It

Girlfriends - Season 8 - Episode 4

While experiencing writers block, Maya avoids her manager as her deadline approaches to complete her second book. Later, Maya learns that there may be some complications with her pregnancy and the doctor advises her to take it easy, but Maya doesn't comply. Meanwhile, Joan has a hard time getting Lynn to rent her apartment. Also, William and Monica realize differences in their relationship. Khalil Kain also stars.

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The Rabbit Died
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6.83
12 votes

#28 - The Rabbit Died

Girlfriends - Season 5 - Episode 2

Toni's friends refuse to believe that she is pregnant, as they are certain it is all part of a ploy to win back Todd. Even after Toni shows them an ultrasound and experiences morning sickness, they still believe that she is lying and insist on tagging along to her doctor's appointment. After her pregnancy is confirmed, an apologetic Todd comes home to help care for her, but remains unsure about their relationship. Meanwhile, William grows fed up with Maya's poor performance at the office and places her on probation after her antics with client Rev. Al Sharpton (including giving him a copy of her book) prompt Sharpton to give William a lecture.

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A Scene From a Mall
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6.80
4 votes

#29 - A Scene From a Mall

Designing Women - Season 6 - Episode 18

Julia stages a sit-in at the mall to protest racial mistreatment of Anthony by brutish cops who accosted him for window shopping near a jewelry store -- and television coverage links Anthony romantically with Allison.

The Odyssey
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6.80
4 votes

#30 - The Odyssey

Designing Women - Season 7 - Episode 12

B.J.'s contribution to the Democratic Party gets the Sugarbaker crew invited to the Inaugural Ball, but the trip proves to be a party for no one, even Julia, who struggles to maintain a cheery disposition in the face of disaster as bad weather forces a change in plans.