The BEST episodes written by Joseph Staretski

Upstairs, Downstairs, Upstairs
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8.61
98 votes

#1 - Upstairs, Downstairs, Upstairs

Three's Company - Season 5 - Episode 1

Jack wears himself out trying to serve dinner in three places at once.

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The Pioneer Bowl
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8.29
6 votes

#2 - The Pioneer Bowl

Coach - Season 6 - Episode 11

On the day of the Pioneer Bowl, an accident puts Luther in the hospital with a concussion -- but the team wins the National Championship anyway.

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Leaving Orlando (1)
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7.86
6 votes

#3 - Leaving Orlando (1)

Coach - Season 9 - Episode 21

In the first episode of the three-part series finale, Doris offers Hayden a 17-million-dollar package to stay with the Breakers for 10 years. When Hayden learns there are other teams in the league that want to lure him away, he and Christine plan to sneak off to the cabin to think things over

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And Now, Here's Jack
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7.70
55 votes

#4 - And Now, Here's Jack

Three's Company - Season 6 - Episode 23

Jack's chance to cook on a live TV show turns into a disaster but makes him a celebrity chef at Angelino's.

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In Like Larry
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7.68
54 votes

#5 - In Like Larry

Three's Company - Season 5 - Episode 15

When Jack and Larry switch apartments, Jack feels unwanted and misses life with the girls.

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Jack Be Quick
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7.68
89 votes

#6 - Jack Be Quick

Three's Company - Season 8 - Episode 1

Jack's girlfriend wants him to father her child.

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Somebody's Baby
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7.67
5 votes

#7 - Somebody's Baby

Coach - Season 8 - Episode 25

Adoption complications develop when Julie's father returns.

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Goodbye, Mr. Putts
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7.67
5 votes

#8 - Goodbye, Mr. Putts

Coach - Season 6 - Episode 24

In this episode Judy and three of the other woman's coaches challenge Hayden, Dauber, Howard and Luther to a game of golf with the winner getting the best athletic parking spots. The only problem for the guys is that Luther is a terrible player, after some argument Hayden finally relents to give Luther a shot against the woman. The men are poised to win on a put by Hayden, but he misses.

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Cousin, Cuisine
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7.64
58 votes

#9 - Cousin, Cuisine

Three's Company - Season 7 - Episode 7

Felipe's Mexican niece stays at the apartment, but the language barrier causes her to think Jack has proposed marriage.

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Navy Blues
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7.63
58 votes

#10 - Navy Blues

Three's Company - Season 7 - Episode 21

Jack's scheming Navy buddy worms his way into Mr. Angelino's confidence and nearly becomes Jack's business partner.

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Room at the Bottom
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7.60
85 votes

#11 - Room at the Bottom

Three's Company - Season 5 - Episode 6

Jack gets a job as a busboy and at the same time is misrepresenting himself to his new date as the chef.

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Janet Shapes Up
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7.60
93 votes

#12 - Janet Shapes Up

Three's Company - Season 8 - Episode 12

While Janet explores a new career as an aerobics instructor, Jack makes time with her female boss.

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We Can Never Die
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7.57
6 votes

#13 - We Can Never Die

Coach - Season 9 - Episode 5

Hayden and Christine ask the Burleighs to become Tim's legal guardians, but the eccentric couple's enthusiasm causes the Foxes to reconsider their request.

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Jack Bares All (1)
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7.56
70 votes

#14 - Jack Bares All (1)

Three's Company - Season 6 - Episode 1

Jack clashes with a sassy nurse named Terri Alden, whom Janet invites to take Cindy's place as the third roommate.

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Some of That Jazz
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7.46
66 votes

#15 - Some of That Jazz

Three's Company - Season 6 - Episode 5

Janet's seamy dance instructor urges her to quit her job to become a professional dancer, but he has more than dancing on his mind.

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The Stench of Death
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7.43
6 votes

#16 - The Stench of Death

Coach - Season 9 - Episode 17

As a reward for the Breakers' successful season, Doris gives the coaches a session with her psychic, but Luther is troubled by the woman's prediction and convinces himself that a defensive tackle Hayden's trying to sign is out to kill him.

Coach's Cornered
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7.40
4 votes

#17 - Coach's Cornered

Coach - Season 8 - Episode 7

After Doris fires the hostile host (Bakay) of her TV station's post-game show, she surprises Hayden by taking Luther's suggestion for a replacement: Christine.

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Double Trouble
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7.39
58 votes

#18 - Double Trouble

Three's Company - Season 5 - Episode 19

To date Furley's niece, Jack concocts the identity of a cowboy brother named Austin.

The Heiress
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7.38
59 votes

#19 - The Heiress

Three's Company - Season 8 - Episode 19

Janet inherits a vase from a deceased former customer and meets the man of her dreams.

Like Father, Like Son
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7.26
56 votes

#20 - Like Father, Like Son

Three's Company - Season 8 - Episode 8

Jack's meddling father pays a visit.

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Baby Coaches
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7.25
7 votes

#21 - Baby Coaches

Coach - Season 9 - Episode 18

Hayden's insecurity gets the better of him when an obnoxious mother boasts that her baby girl -- who's just a few days older than Tim -- can already walk and talk. So the coach tries to bring Tim up to speed.

Somebody Has to Say They're Sorry
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7.25
4 votes

#22 - Somebody Has to Say They're Sorry

Rhoda - Season 3 - Episode 17

It's Rhoda against the establishment when she is mistakenly arrested for soliciting.

She's Having Our Baby (2)
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7.25
3 votes

#23 - She's Having Our Baby (2)

Coach - Season 8 - Episode 5

A pregnant women considers the Foxes as prospective adoptive parents for her baby; Luther and Dauber try to win over the rest of the Breakers' coaching staff.

Jack Gets His Own Restaurant
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7.24
57 votes

#24 - Jack Gets His Own Restaurant

Three's Company - Season 7 - Episode 5

Mr. Angelino offers Jack the opportunity to fulfill his dream of owing his own restaurant.

The Odd Couples
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7.23
56 votes

#25 - The Odd Couples

Three's Company - Season 8 - Episode 9

To fend off a doctor's advances and get her closer to a promotion, Terri has Jack pretend to be her husband.

The Body Gardener
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7.20
4 votes

#26 - The Body Gardener

Coach - Season 9 - Episode 12

When Hayden's former gardener Kenny is fired by the Breakers, the guilt-ridden coach writes him a glowing job recommendation. But Hayden comes to regret that generosity when his words earn Kenny a job as his personal bodyguard.

Running on Empty
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7.20
9 votes

#27 - Running on Empty

Coach - Season 6 - Episode 8

Christine gingerly suggests that she and Hayden visit a fertility clinic.

Make Room for Daddy
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7.20
60 votes

#28 - Make Room for Daddy

Three's Company - Season 5 - Episode 11

Jack encourages his girlfriend's widowed father to get back into the dating game, but the man tries his new skills out on Janet.

Urban Plowboy
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7.12
88 votes

#29 - Urban Plowboy

Three's Company - Season 6 - Episode 17

The cast visits Cindy's aunt's farm, where Jack plays chicken while hiding out from a maniacal thug.

Jack Bares All (2)
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7.09
42 votes

#30 - Jack Bares All (2)

Three's Company - Season 6 - Episode 2

At Cindy's going-away party, Larry and Jack conspire to embarrass Terri, but Jack relents and welcomes Terri as the new roommate.

My Cup Runneth Over
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7.09
10 votes

#31 - My Cup Runneth Over

Coach - Season 6 - Episode 16

Hayden begins wearing a special device to increase his sperm count. As a Valentine's gift he goes on Christine's TV show, where his special device leaks on camera.

Power Play
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7.08
12 votes

#32 - Power Play

The Ropers - Season 2 - Episode 3

When the Ropers' electricity is cut off just before a visit from Helen's snobby sister, Stanley steals power from the Brookeses.

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Downhill Chaser
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7.06
99 votes

#33 - Downhill Chaser

Three's Company - Season 5 - Episode 4

Jack pretends to be an expert skier to impress his ski-crazy girlfriend.

Bob & Carol & Larry & Terri
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7.05
55 votes

#34 - Bob & Carol & Larry & Terri

Three's Company - Season 7 - Episode 13

Gossip twists the story of a boating mishap into a tale of adultery, nearly causing the marriage of the trio's friends Bob and Carol to hit the rocks.

And Baby Makes Four
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7.02
58 votes

#35 - And Baby Makes Four

Three's Company - Season 5 - Episode 17

Jack and Janet think that Cindy is pregnant, but it's Cindy's friend who is expecting.

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She's Having Our Baby (1)
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7.00
4 votes

#36 - She's Having Our Baby (1)

Coach - Season 8 - Episode 4

Hayden and Christine decide to try adoption but learn that their ages may complicate the process; a new secretary puts Luther and Dawber under her spell.

Her Boyfriend's Back
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7.00
5 votes

#37 - Her Boyfriend's Back

Coach - Season 8 - Episode 15

The father (Nelson) of the unborn baby whom Hayden and Christine plan to adopt comes back into Julie's life.

Fantasy Camp
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7.00
5 votes

#38 - Fantasy Camp

Coach - Season 8 - Episode 22

Hayden kicks himself for agreeing to coach at a football "fantasy camp," but Luther and Dauber can't wait to have their team go up against his in the final game.

Puppy Love
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7.00
9 votes

#39 - Puppy Love

The Ropers - Season 2 - Episode 6

Stanley loses the Ropers' dog and buys another one to try to calm Helen down.

Jenny's Date
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7.00
9 votes

#40 - Jenny's Date

The Ropers - Season 2 - Episode 14

Stanley pays Brookes' nephew $50 to take Jenny out on a date.

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Days of Beer and Rosie
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6.91
11 votes

#41 - Days of Beer and Rosie

The Ropers - Season 2 - Episode 2

A man introduces himself as Stanley's son from an affair many years ago.

Pal Joey
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6.43
7 votes

#42 - Pal Joey

The Ropers - Season 2 - Episode 9

When Stanley buys a new living-room suite from his friend Joey and has his old furniture hauled away, he finds out the furniture once belonged to Helen's sister, Ethel.

Jack's Problem
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6.33
9 votes

#43 - Jack's Problem

Three's a Crowd - Season 1 - Episode 5

When Jack doesn't want sex with Vicky, he thinks his sex drive is failing. But Vicky thinks he's having an affair with EZ's girlfriend and getting it from her.

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Old Flames
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6.25
8 votes

#44 - Old Flames

The Ropers - Season 2 - Episode 19

Stanley is jealous when Helen's old boyfriend wants to see her.

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September Song
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6.13
8 votes

#45 - September Song

Three's a Crowd - Season 1 - Episode 17

Jack tries to cheer up Mr. Bradford because he's feeling old. After they get drunk, James is arrested for urinating in public and ends up in court.

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Two for the Road
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6.00
8 votes

#46 - Two for the Road

The Ropers - Season 2 - Episode 5

Stanley and Jeffrey get drunk and are arrested after both have arguments with their spouses.

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Man About the House
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5.88
8 votes

#47 - Man About the House

The Ropers - Season 2 - Episode 18

Stanley takes David to a poker game while babysitting him.

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Jack Gets Trashed
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5.83
6 votes

#48 - Jack Gets Trashed

Three's a Crowd - Season 1 - Episode 21

Jack goes to City Hall to complain about the trash rate increase. When that doesn't work, he goes on a radio show to air his complaints, and is stunned when Mr. Bradford arrives to counter Jack's complaints.

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Maternal Triangle
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5.75
8 votes

#49 - Maternal Triangle

Three's a Crowd - Season 1 - Episode 3

Jack has a Bradford Family Dinner at the Bistro, hoping Vicky's divorced parents, James and Claudia, will get back together.

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Vacation From Sex
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5.67
6 votes

#50 - Vacation From Sex

Three's a Crowd - Season 1 - Episode 6

Mr. Bradford tells Jack and Vicky that he think's that their relationship is all about sex, and Jack says he can easily do without it for a week. But when they attend a musical recital, Jack finds it a hard bet to win.

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