The BEST episodes written by Joe Stillman
#1 - Yellow Fever
The Adventures of Pete & Pete - Season 2 - Episode 12
Big Pete is stuck on a school bus departing for the deepest, darkest parts of the human psyche, as well as the county milk museum. During the bus ride, Pete befriends people he never thought he'd associate with, succumbs to the temptations of bullying, and is forced to cope with his actions and repent.
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#2 - Day of the Dot
The Adventures of Pete & Pete - Season 1 - Episode 2
Ellen is chosen to be the dot of the 'I' in the upcoming band performance. After spending more time with her partner than Pete, Pete gets jealous.
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#3 - Farewell, My Little Viking (2)
The Adventures of Pete & Pete - Season 2 - Episode 11
The Petes, Ellen, and Little Pete's various friends start a campaign to find Artie, who disappears in Dad's car after a disheartening speech from Don (Dad). The campaign consists of a Bat-Signal-esque likeness of Artie's face, t-shirts, and various souvenir items. After Dad realizes his mistake and joins in the search, Artie is brought back to Wellsville, only to find Little Pete standing up to Papercut on his own, demonstrating that Artie's protective influence is no longer needed. A tearful departure follows as Artie leaves in search of another little boy in need of a superhero.
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#4 - School Test
Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 9 - Episode 19
With a big test looming, our favorite idiots receive an education in cheating when Principal McVicker tries to learn 'em good. Will No Child Left Behind give the boys the leg up they need to pass, or are they up No. 2 creek without a pencil?
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#5 - Peggy's Headache
King of the Hill - Season 3 - Episode 3
When Peggy starts writing "musings" for the local newspaper, the pressure gives her a headache, so she goes to John Redcorn for a theraputic massage. When she finds out that Dale's wife Nancy is having an affair with John Redcorn, she is so horrified that she decides to tell Dale about it.
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#6 - Inspector 34
The Adventures of Pete & Pete - Season 2 - Episode 7
Little Pete finds his guardian angel, Inspector 34, who inspects the Kreb of the Loom underwear worn by the Wrigleys and their friends. While Inspector 34 recruits Little Pete to be an inspector, Pete shows him how to interact with normal people and have fun. Little Pete struggles with perfection while Inspector 34 lets his tendency toward perfection and his hormones go to his head. The new-found perfection of Inspector 34 begins to infect the neighborhood, and people begin behaving erratically. Little Pete must help everyone find a way to live in moderation between perfection and abnormality.
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#7 - Last Laugh
The Adventures of Pete & Pete - Season 3 - Episode 7
It's April 1st and little Pete has planned the best April Fool's joke ever. With the help of Nona, Monica the KrebScout, Wayne, and surprisingly, Pit Stain and his cronies, he pulls off the mother of all pranks. The butt of his joke? Principal Swinger and a group of eight singers that come to the school annually to promote hygiene.
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#8 - Close Encounters
Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 5 - Episode 39
McVicker sends Beavis and Butt-head to a group therapy session where they terrorize fellow patients. videos: Rolling Stones - "Love Is Strong" Black Crowes - "High Head Blues" Faith No More -"Diggin' The Grave"
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#9 - Keeping Up with Our Joneses
King of the Hill - Season 1 - Episode 10
Hank catches Bobby smoking, and punishes him by making him smoke a whole carton of cigarettes. The plan backfires when not only does Bobby get addicted to cigarettes, but Hank and Peggy get re-addicted. They enlist many ways to help them quit as a family. Luanne saves the day, when she becomes "fed-up" with the addiction.
#10 - Farewell, My Little Viking (1)
The Adventures of Pete & Pete - Season 2 - Episode 10
The end of Artie's influence over Wellsville comes in two parts. Supervillain John McFlemp (James Rebhorn), head of the International Adult Conspiracy, concocts a dastardly plan to rid the Wellsville parents of the nuisance that is Artie forever, and threatens to destroy all that is unique about the kids of Wellsville. McFlemp extorts Dad and convinces him to get rid of Artie. Meanwhile, Pete is being harassed by his own villan, Paper Cut, who uses paper folded into origami-like shapes as weapons.
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#11 - Naked Colony
Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 3 - Episode 6
Without the $4,000 membership fee, Beavis and Butt-head must sneak into Sunny Grove Nudist Colony to see naked people. videos: Stone Temple Pilots - "Plush" Karen White - "The Way I Feel About You" Cycle Sluts From Hell - "I Wish You Were A Beer" The Odds - "Heterosexual Man"
#12 - Dance Fever
The Adventures of Pete & Pete - Season 3 - Episode 5
Little Pete attends his first school dance and Big Pete develops a crush on the lead singer of the hired band (Luscious Jackson). Pit Stain learns of Little Pete's fear of dancing and tries to exploit it, and Nona tries to avoid the embarrassment of dancing with her "Pop," (Iggy Pop) who takes the stage and sings a song for her.
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#13 - U.S. History
Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 6 - Episode 3
The boys must give oral reports on U.S. history, or face flunking ninth grade; Beavis tells about last week's dinner at Burger World; Butt-head reports on the time he kicked Beavis in the 'nads. video: Wax - "California"
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#14 - Good Hill Hunting
King of the Hill - Season 3 - Episode 8
All the kids in the neighborhood are going on their first hunt, but Hank is unable to get a hunting license for him and Bobby. Bobby is so upset about being denied the chance at a rite of passage that he starts to regress into acting like a little kid. Hank reluctantly decides to take Bobby hunting at the La Grunta Resort.
#15 - Jump!
Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 4 - Episode 6
While Beavis and Butt-head are at the bank trying to get money, a crooked bank officer is arrested for embezzlement and flees to the roof. videos: Ozzy Osbourne - "Shot In The Dark" Lou Reed - "No Money Down" Crowbar - "All I Had (I Gave)"
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#16 - Square Peg
King of the Hill - Season 1 - Episode 2
Peggy is assigned to teach a Sex Education class. She has to teach herself to overcome her crippling sense of shame and call body parts by their right names -- but her newfound sexual frankness makes Hank so uncomfortable that he pulls Bobby out of the class.
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#17 - 1-900-BEAVIS
Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 4 - Episode 9
After calling a phone sex number, Beavis & Butt-head decide to get their own 900 number. videos: Eve's Plumb - "Blue" Barry White - "Put Me In Your Mix" Low Pop Suicide - "Kiss Your Lips"
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#18 - Saturday
The Adventures of Pete & Pete - Season 3 - Episode 13
The gang spends a typical Saturday in Wellsville. Ellen tries to deliver a pizza dressed as a bunny, Wayne tries to keep his new white sneakers clean, Monica keeps the streets safe as she looks for an evil ninja, Big Pete gets a haircut, and Bus Driver Stu gets frustrated with a traffic light that rarely changes to green, and when it does, won't stay that way for more than a few seconds.
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#19 - Late Night with Butt-Head
Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 4 - Episode 12
After watching "that Letter-dude" on TV, Beavis and Butt-head do a similar show for their class project. videos: Grim Reaper - "See You In Hell" Donny Osmond - "Sacred Emotion" Greta - "Fathom"
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#20 - City Beautification
Clueless - Season 1 - Episode 3
Cher and the gang help clean up a community park.
#21 - Politically Correct
Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 3 - Episode 16
The boys watch the touching drama "Joey Buttawipo: My Story;" Mr. Van Driessen gives them informational books about getting in touch with their feminine sides; they run for Class Treasurer at school. videos: Yoko Ono - "My Man" Metallica - "One" The Beloved - "Sweet Harmony"
#22 - Citizens' Arrest
Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 7 - Episode 12
After being congratulated for thwarting an attempted robbery at Burger World, Beavis and Butt-head start "arresting" everyone in sight. videos: Tool - "Prison Sex"
#23 - Dream On
Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 5 - Episode 22
Beavis and Butt-head can't seem to get up and off the couch, but this time it's because they keep drifting in and out of dreamland. videos: Tesla - "Call It What You Want" Cheech & Chong - "I'm Not Home Right Now" Supersuckers - "Creepy Jackalope Eye" Bjork - "Big Time Sensuality"
#24 - Meet God
Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 3 - Episode 18
After seeing hitch-hikers meet a chick on the Late, Late Movie "Screwing Total Strangers," Beavis and Butt-head give it a try. Sunburned and seeing no chicks, they get into a van and are taken to a religious cult where they meet "God" -- a guy named Hank who has a knack for biblical movie quotes and...chick videos. videos: Helloween - "Halloween" The Dickies - "Killer Klowns From Outer Space" Sisters Of Mercy - "Dr. Jeep" Electric Sun - "The Night The Master Comes" Prong - "Prove You Wrong" Alice Cooper - "Welcome to My Nightmare" Bauhaus - "Ziggy Stardust" Madonna - "Fever" Bananarama - "Venus"
#25 - Friday Night
Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 2 - Episode 23
The boys head to Maxi-Mart for some Friday night action; they meet a hot biker chick with larceny on her mind. videos: Gerardo - "Rico Suave" Bow Wow Wow - "I Want Candy" Gruntruck - "Crazy Love" Color Me Badd - "I Wanna Sex You Up" Terence Trent D'Arby - "She Kissed Me"
#26 - When Petes Collide
The Adventures of Pete & Pete - Season 1 - Episode 7
While Grandpa visits, both Petes fight over who can have Mr. Wrigley's prized bowling ball, Rolling Thunder. Meanwhile, Mr. Wrigley works on a new finger excersize program to try and get his fingers back in shape to be able to fit back into Rolling Thunder.
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#27 - Top O' The Mountain
Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 5 - Episode 17
Beavis and Butt-head go to the hair salon to see the stylist's boobs...and maybe get their hair cut. videos: Skrew - "Picasso Trigger" Comateens - "The Late Mistake" Cannibal Corpse - "Staring Through the Eyes of the Dead" Henry Rollins - "Disconnect"
#28 - Heroes
Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 2 - Episode 20
The boys go skeet shooting and Butt-head downs a jumbo jet. Videos: The Cramps - Bikini Girls With Machine Guns Grim Reaper - See You In Hell King's X - Black Flag Nitzer Ebb - Godhead
#29 - Crisis Line
Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 4 - Episode 27
Beavis and Butt-head man a crisis line for Mr. Van Driessen and try to "get some" from a caller by being polite. videos: Danzig - "Mother '93" James - "Say Something" Mutha's Day Out - "Locked"
#30 - Trouble Urinating
Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 4 - Episode 3
Beavis and Butt-head somehow forget how to urinate. videos: Michael Bolton - "How Am I Supposed To Live Without You?" The Reverend Horton Heat - "Wiggle Stick" Rolling Stones - "Emotional Rescue" Slayer - "Seasons In The Abyss"
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#31 - Das Bus
The Adventures of Pete & Pete - Season 3 - Episode 12
Big Pete chooses to become schoolbus driver Stu Benedict's apprentice for the week to be near Penelope Ghiruto, while Ellen stocks vending machines.
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#32 - Right On
Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 4 - Episode 20
Conservative talk show host Gus Baker (an animated Rush Limbaugh clone) loses his show when he makes the mistake of inviting two "fine upstanding young men as Beavis and Butt-head" to discuss music videos. videos: Jawbox - "Savory" The Clash - "Should I Stay Or Should I Go? (Live)" Herb Alpert - "North On South St."
#33 - Another Friday Night
Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 5 - Episode 37
Beavis and Butthead kill another Friday night at the Maxi Mart. They try to service the girls by working the cash register and the manager, whose in the back room watching the camera, thinks that he's being robbed and calls the police. Videos: Janet Jackson -- "You Want This" Wax -- "California"
#34 - To the Rescue
Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 5 - Episode 27
The boys are featured on a "Rescue 911" show after they help rescue the pilot of a crashed plane. videos: dEUS - "Suds And Soda" The Cramps - "Ultra Twist" Slayer - "Serenity"
#35 - Road Warrior
The Adventures of Pete & Pete - Season 3 - Episode 9
Big Pete and his friends reach the age of responsibility and take Driver's Ed from Mr. Slurm, the shop teacher.
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#36 - Tainted Meat
Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 5 - Episode 15
Beavis develops an infection and transfers it to the customers at Burger World through tainted hamburgers. videos: that dog. - "old timer" Revolting Cocks - "Crackin' Up" MC 900 Foot Jesus - "If I Only Had A Brain"
#37 - Killing Time
Beavis and Butt-Head - Season 5 - Episode 2
Beavis and Butt-head try to figure out things to do during a two hour period when there is nothing on TV. videos: Rick Derringer with Hulk Hogan - "Real American" The Fabulous Thunderbirds - "Wrap It Up" Sam Harris - "Somewhere Over The Rainbow" Napalm Death - "Plague Rages"