The BEST episodes written by Jim Geoghan

A Tale of Two Houses
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#1 - A Tale of Two Houses

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody - Season 3 - Episode 15

Zack and Cody each invite a girl over to their dad's empty apartment. Meanwhile, London teaches Esteban how to act rich because his family has seized power in his native country.

Risk It All
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10.02
54 votes

#2 - Risk It All

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody - Season 2 - Episode 31

The twins compete on a game show in which Cody does the mental challenges, while Zack has to do the physical challenges. Maddie mistakenly sends Mr. Moseby an angry e-mail which she tries to retrieve.

Cody Goes to Camp
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#3 - Cody Goes to Camp

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody - Season 1 - Episode 10

Cody ends up going away to camp. Zack starts to miss him, and has to find a way to get to him. London ends up learning how to drive, with the aid of Mr. Moseby.

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Christmas at the Tipton
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#4 - Christmas at the Tipton

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody - Season 1 - Episode 21

Zack, Cody, and the entire gang get snowed in at the Tipton. Maddie riggs a ""secret santa"" bowl so that London will get her a gift.

Books & Birdhouses
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#5 - Books & Birdhouses

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody - Season 2 - Episode 9

Cody is disappointed when he finds out that Zack is doing better than him in woodshop at school. London takes credit for a book that Maddie wrote.

The Substitute Son
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#6 - The Substitute Son

Family Matters - Season 6 - Episode 14

The transformation machine turns Urkel into a karate master who defends Laura's honor at a rough longshoreman's bar; Waldo becomes Carl's substitute son when Eddie starts taking his father for granted.

Mom and Dad on Deck
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8.87
27 votes

#7 - Mom and Dad on Deck

The Suite Life on Deck - Season 1 - Episode 16

The boys plan to have an all-guys weekend with their dad, but a surprise visit from their mom ruins it. When Kurt and Carey get a show on the ship, Mr. Moseby says they can stay on board, but worried their parents will permanently stay on the ship, the twins hatch a plan to sabotage their parents' show. Meanwhile, London tries to find the perfect belated birthday gift for Mr. Moseby by following him around all day. In the end, London makes Mr. Moseby very happy that he got a present from her because even his own mother forgot his birthday.

Dark and Stormy Night
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8.66
29 votes

#8 - Dark and Stormy Night

Family Matters - Season 6 - Episode 6

On a dark and stormy Halloween night Winslows play Pass the Ghost Story, in which Carl and Harriette are 19th-century vampires licking their chops over the wayfaring Sir Steven (Urkel).

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Revenge of the Nerd
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8.57
29 votes

#9 - Revenge of the Nerd

Family Matters - Season 8 - Episode 14

Laura plans to join a sorority and learns Steve is their favorite target.

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Take My Mama, Please!
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8.25
12 votes

#10 - Take My Mama, Please!

Mama's Family - Season 6 - Episode 9

After heckling a stand-up comedian at the Bigger Jigger, Mama accepts a challenge to do a routine of her own.

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Birdman of Boston
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#11 - Birdman of Boston

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody - Season 2 - Episode 28

When a hawk comes and lays her egg Arwin scares it away and somebody has to take care of it. Cody agrees, and he does a good job at parenting. Maddie tries to protest about getting rid of the bird.

Grounded on the 23rd Floor
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#12 - Grounded on the 23rd Floor

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody - Season 1 - Episode 5

When the twins get grounded for running around in the hotel, they try to take a picture of a $20,000 kiss so that they will no longer be considered burdens.

French 101
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8.00
27 votes

#13 - French 101

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody - Season 2 - Episode 2

Zack and Cody fall for a French girl who can't speak English very well. Meanwhile, somebody steals London's purse and Esteban tries to help.

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I'm Dancing as Fast as I Can
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8.00
8 votes

#14 - I'm Dancing as Fast as I Can

The Facts of Life - Season 5 - Episode 8

For a birthday surprise, the girls take Mrs. Garrett to a club featuring male exotic dancers, but the one who's in for the real surprise is Blair.

Maddie Checks In
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#15 - Maddie Checks In

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody - Season 1 - Episode 3

When a rich, cute guy stays at the Tipton, Zack and Cody help Maddie impress him by making him think she's rich. In the end, the guy finds out Maddie isn't rich but he still likes her.

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Kisses & Basketball
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#16 - Kisses & Basketball

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody - Season 1 - Episode 22

Max ends up kissing Zack, after winning a basketball game. Maddie helps London with her shopping problem, because of something said by London's father. There is a surprise involving Carey and a certain someone.

Very Dirty Dancing
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7.80
15 votes

#17 - Very Dirty Dancing

Mama's Family - Season 5 - Episode 12

Mama finds herself in a dance contest against Vinton and Naomi, partnered with her old friend Ramon.

Flowers and Chocolate
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7.68
27 votes

#18 - Flowers and Chocolate

The Suite Life on Deck - Season 1 - Episode 9

Chelsea, Barbara, and Bob visit the S.S Tipton. Cody is worried about how he's going to tell Barbara about his feelings for Bailey, but Barbara has to dump Cody because she and Bob are now dating. Right before Cody tells her about Bailey, Barbara tells him about her and Bob. To make Barbara jealous, Cody tells her that he and Bailey are also dating, thinking he can get away with the lie because Bailey is off the ship, but she returns early. London tells Chelsea that her room is her shoe closet, and that Woody is her servant. Woody agrees to help her because he has a crush on Chelsea. During movie night, Cody tries to make Barbara think that he and Bailey are dating, but Bailey eventually finds out. Cody apologizes and Bailey forgives him and says if he wanted her to be his pretend girlfriend, all he had to do is ask. To show it, she tickles him, wraps her arms around him, and finishes with a kiss on the cheek (causing Cody to faint) saying that would have made Barbara really jealous. Chelsea finds out that London is just a regular student, but instead of telling everyone, tells London she will tell everyone that London was "abducted by aliens" instead.

Mama Sees Red
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7.57
23 votes

#19 - Mama Sees Red

Mama's Family - Season 4 - Episode 12

A man from the State Department asks the Harpers to host a Russian national named Olga for one day, as part of "Project Heartland." Unfortunately, their actions persuade her to defect to America.

We're Going to Disney World (1)
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7.27
29 votes

#20 - We're Going to Disney World (1)

Family Matters - Season 6 - Episode 22

Steve is a finalist in an Innoventions contest at Walt Disney World. He invites the Winslow family whom all are thrilled about going except for Carl who is too concerned about leaving work behind. Myra is unable to be with her Steve as well. Steve's entry in the contest is none other than his transformation chamber which he will used to transform into Stephan. Much to Laura's excitement he does at the contest but before Stephan is asked to go back into the transformation chamber and change back into Steve (to prove he's not faking it) Laura messes with the machine while no one is looking. When he does go in Stephan believes that there was a malfunction affected by the shipping of his machine. The judges decide to postpone the results of the contest for three more days while Stephan and Laura spend some time together in the happiest place on earth. Meanwhile to save money, Eddie and Waldo decide to drive down to Disney World but they encounter chaos along the way. Laura begins to

Beta Chi Guy
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7.19
29 votes

#21 - Beta Chi Guy

Family Matters - Season 6 - Episode 5

His friendship with Urkel damages Eddie's reputation with a group of ultra cool fraternity brothers.

The Oddest Couple
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7.18
29 votes

#22 - The Oddest Couple

Family Matters - Season 4 - Episode 9

Eddie's sloppy habits and Steve's scientific experiments don't make for domestic bliss when the two become roommates.

Mr. Tipton Comes to Visit
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7.11
27 votes

#23 - Mr. Tipton Comes to Visit

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody - Season 3 - Episode 22

Mr. Tipton comes to the hotel with the intention of firing someone.

Buds 'n' Buns
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7.10
29 votes

#24 - Buds 'n' Buns

Family Matters - Season 4 - Episode 24

As a part-timer at the Mighty Weenie fast food joint, Carl doesn't relish answering to the top dog - Eddie; Urkel takes Laura's advice and commits to Myra.

Dad's Back
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7.04
27 votes

#25 - Dad's Back

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody - Season 1 - Episode 20

Kurt, a rock-musician and the twins father, comes to the Tipton Hotel for a visit. Kurt will allow Zack and Cody do things that Carey would not approve of them doing. Zack decides to leave the Tipton when he gets in an argument with his mother about his homework, by stowing himself in his father's tour bus.

Ah, Wilderness!
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7.04
27 votes

#26 - Ah, Wilderness!

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody - Season 2 - Episode 27

Zack and Cody join the Wilderness Scouts with their leader being Mr. Moseby. Cody becomes jealous when Zack turns out to be a better outdoorsman. Meanwhile, London claims that Maddie stole her former boyfriend and both plead Carey for advise on her "relaxing" day.

Super Twins
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7.03
28 votes

#27 - Super Twins

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody - Season 3 - Episode 4

Zack and Cody wish for superhero powers when they see a shooting star. Their wish comes true and they learn that Mr. Moseby is their villain, who wants to turn all kids into miniature adults.

Born to Be Mild
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7.00
29 votes

#28 - Born to Be Mild

Family Matters - Season 3 - Episode 9

A street gang causes trouble for the Winslows, and things become personal when they vandalize Rachel's Place and attack Eddie. Carl wants to take matters into his own hands, but Urkel decides to infiltrate the gang and tricking them into confessing.

Miracle on Elm Street
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29 votes

#29 - Miracle on Elm Street

Family Matters - Season 6 - Episode 11

Richie brings home a homeless person on Christmas.

She's Back
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6.94
29 votes

#30 - She's Back

Family Matters - Season 7 - Episode 6

Jaleel White has a dual role as Myrtle, Urkel's visiting cousin from Biloxi - who shows plenty of moxie when she squares off with Greta for Eddie's affections. The Winslows breathe a sigh of relief when Steve goes away to visit his parents in Russia. Unfortunately, Steve's Southern belle cousin, Myrtle Urkel, appears to pursue her true love - Eddie.

It's All Greek to Me
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6.93
27 votes

#31 - It's All Greek to Me

The Suite Life on Deck - Season 1 - Episode 7

The S.S. Tipton visits Greece. While they are there, Bailey crushes on the tour guide, which makes Cody jealous. To impress her, Arwin's cousin, Milos, gives him a replica of the ancient amulet of the Greek goddess Aphrodite to give as a gift to her, but in a mix up, he ends up getting the real one. Meanwhile, London has to write a speech for her father, who is funding a new exhibit, but finds it very difficult, but then has a dream about Greek history, which inspires her.

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Boo You
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6.93
27 votes

#32 - Boo You

The Suite Life on Deck - Season 1 - Episode 10

When Cody and Kirby don't allow Zack to bungee-jump off the side of the ship, the brothers accidentally knock Kirby off the ship, but Kirby lands in the hot tub. To make it up to him, Zack and Cody tutor Kirby so he can pass his high school equivalency exam to earn a better job. Meanwhile, London embarrasses Bailey on her internet show in a new segment called "Boo You!"

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Shipnotized
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6.93
27 votes

#33 - Shipnotized

The Suite Life on Deck - Season 1 - Episode 15

A famous hypnotist visits the S.S. Tipton and accidentally hypnotizes London to act like Bailey, which gets her really annoyed. Meanwhile, Harvard's Dean of Admissions, Monroe Cabbit, is also visiting with his daughter Olivia. Cabbit is fond of Cody, but thinks lowly of Zack, although Zack wants to date Olivia. Since Cabbit does not approve of the relationship, Zack and Cody concoct a plan where Cody will pretend to date Olivia, which Cabbit approves of, but Zack will actually be the one who goes on the date.

Baggage
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6.86
27 votes

#34 - Baggage

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody - Season 3 - Episode 6

A competing minimart issues a competition to see who can bag items faster, Zack and Cody accept the challenge. Meanwhile, Mr. Moseby's niece Nia is goofing off with London.

A Matter of Principle
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6.83
29 votes

#35 - A Matter of Principle

Family Matters - Season 5 - Episode 4

Laura and Eddie's romantic tips have obsessive Myra entangled in a web of errors with Urkel when she invades Steve's school; Carl's sage advice leads Harriette to a confrontation with her boss - and a possible layoff.

Grandmama
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6.83
29 votes

#36 - Grandmama

Family Matters - Season 5 - Episode 7

The NBA's Larry Johnson plays Grandmama (his TV-ad alter ego), who becomes Urkel's new partner in a city basketball competition after Eddie dumps Urkel for star player Kenny.

Psycho Twins
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6.68
29 votes

#37 - Psycho Twins

Family Matters - Season 5 - Episode 18

Carl and Urkel end up in the ring with the World Wrestling Federation's Bushwhackers after Urkel creates a "snooze juice" that knocks out the wrestling team's original opponents.

Tender Kisses
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6.66
29 votes

#38 - Tender Kisses

Family Matters - Season 4 - Episode 16

Eddie gets more than he bargained for when he and his pals sneak into R&B singer Tracie Spencer's hotel room in search of tickets to her concert; and Carl is in for a big surprise when he discovers Harriette's diary.

Paris Vacation (2)
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58 votes

#39 - Paris Vacation (2)

Family Matters - Season 8 - Episode 2

Turns out Nicole is a spy that is trying to get her hands on how the UrkPad works for her sinister cousin. Urkel is kidnapped and must either make them an UrkPad or die.

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Paris Vacation (3)
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6.50
58 votes

#40 - Paris Vacation (3)

Family Matters - Season 8 - Episode 3

In the final part of the Paris trilogy, Carl comes to the rescue and saves Steve and the Winslows head back home... all except for Stefan.

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Dudes
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6.50
58 votes

#41 - Dudes

Family Matters - Season 3 - Episode 24

Laura sees red when Urkel, Eddie and Waldo appear on Dudes, a TV dating show that Laura claims is sexist; Carl's birthday gets little attention from his family.

Pilot Your Own Life
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6.48
27 votes

#42 - Pilot Your Own Life

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody - Season 1 - Episode 23

Cody is inspired by a guest speaker and tries to do the same with his friends - to hilarious results. Meanwhile London and Maddie compete savagely in the fashion shootout of the year to get on the cover of Teen Trends.

Dr. Urkel and Mr. Cool
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6.25
29 votes

#43 - Dr. Urkel and Mr. Cool

Family Matters - Season 5 - Episode 8

A space-age potion turns Urkel into Stefan Urquelle suave, smooth-talking life of the party, but Laura finds she soon misses the old Urkel.

The Suite Life Goes Hollywood (1)
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6.07
27 votes

#44 - The Suite Life Goes Hollywood (1)

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody - Season 2 - Episode 36

When Zack and Cody get discovered by talent scouts the Tipton staff goes to Hollywood to go watch a pilot of Zack and Cody's lives being filmed.

Crazy for You (1)
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6.00
29 votes

#45 - Crazy for You (1)

Family Matters - Season 9 - Episode 14

In the first half of this special two-part episode, Myra spies on Urkel's every move with her elaborate "Stevie-Glasses-cam". She is shocked to learn of his upcoming Saturday night date with Laura. When she tells Stefan about her rival's pending date with "her Stevie," Stefan agrees to help rain on their parade. Meanwhile, Carl tries to control Eddie's trigger-happy finger during police training. Judyann Elder takes over the role of Harriette.

The Suite Life Goes Hollywood (2)
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5.86
27 votes

#46 - The Suite Life Goes Hollywood (2)

The Suite Life of Zack & Cody - Season 2 - Episode 37

Becoming Hollywood stars starts to go to the boys heads.

Dream Date
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5.00
29 votes

#47 - Dream Date

Family Matters - Season 7 - Episode 22

The school prom brings one disaster after another for Laura. First, her date cancels; then she's parked with a dateless Urkel at the dance. The group "Immature" performs.

What Do You Know?
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5.00
29 votes

#48 - What Do You Know?

Family Matters - Season 8 - Episode 19

Eddie's plan misfires when he transforms into Urkel to compete on a game show.

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A Pirate's Life for Me
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4.00
58 votes

#49 - A Pirate's Life for Me

Family Matters - Season 8 - Episode 24

Steve's time machine sends him and Carl back to a pirate ship.

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Talk's Cheap
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2.00
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#50 - Talk's Cheap

Family Matters - Season 7 - Episode 8

Waldo persuades Steve, Myra and Laura to appear on a talk show to discuss romance. Waldo convinces Steve, Myra and Laura to appear on a talk show to discuss unfulfilling romances. Everyone is surprised when Myrtle comes on and talks about her unrequited love for Eddie. Meanwhile, Harriette tries to inspire passion in a reluctant Carl.