The BEST episodes written by James Simmonds
#1 - Episode 402
Prisoner: Cell Block H - Season 5 - Episode 76
Calling herself Jenny, Randi pretends she doesn't know Meg. Marty tells Meg he's thinking of proposing. Lizzie and Pixie are caught with booze but deny all knowledge. Pixie has replied to loads of her men, and they all turn up at the prison at the one time claiming to be her fiance. Lizzie and Pixie try to get Cass to take over as Top Dog but she refuses. Sonia tells Joan about it and she warns them off. Pixie is visited by the reporter, but after meeting her he abandons his story. Lizzie steals some of Ann's brandy to put in Peta's wedding cake. Rosemary goes back home to the country with her old friend Bill. Judy is picked up by the police. Cass attacks Phyllis when her taunting gets too much. Meg tries to warn Randi off, but she says she's going to marry Marty and Meg can't stop it.
#2 - Episode 406
Prisoner: Cell Block H - Season 5 - Episode 80
Minnie arrives at the shower block to help Cass, but Cass overpowers Joan, Phyllis and the heavies alone. Minnie warns Joan not to report the incident to Ann or she'll tell her she saw her hitting Cass. Wally and Alice fight and he tells her he has complained about her to the department. Judy suggests Minnie take over as Top Dog, with Cass as her muscle. Meg runs into Randi at a restaurant and she vows revenge on her. Lizzie gets out for the day to visit Arthur and his family but she is depressed when she returns, saying she doesn't fit in. Sonia gets Bobbie to tape Joan and pays her with some of the home brew. Bobbie drinks so much she is violently ill. Minnie marches to the rec room with the rest of the booze and forces Sonia to drink all of it herself.
#3 - Episode 414
Prisoner: Cell Block H - Season 5 - Episode 88
Meg finds Joan in a state of shock after killing the dog. She calls the police, who think someone has a contract out on Joan. Paul is picked out in an ID parade by a girl claiming to have posed for porn photos for him. Wally recognizes the man waiting for her as the same man who came to Paul's shop. Joan forces Sonia to tell her who broke into her house. David decides to free Randi when Sonia doesn't show up. Joan frames Brenda for wrecking Sonia's cell and has her sent to isolation. She bashes her, telling her to fix a meeting for her with Fellowes. Blind prisoner Belinda Johns arrives and seems to recognize Sonia's voice. Scott sends Ann for a biopsy. The officers begin searching for Randi and David offers to search the boiler room to stop Colleen finding her body.
#4 - Episode 415
Prisoner: Cell Block H - Season 5 - Episode 89
The search continues for Randi. Ann orders the radio service be discontinued. Judy asks David if she got away ok, but he pretends not to know what she's talking about. Wally tells Ann he slept with Sam and she is so angry she sends him packing without telling him she's ill. Minnie tells the women and David the escapes have to stop. Scott sees David's mother in an article about unsolved murders. Sam traces the charges against Paul back to Fellowes. They persuade the witness to withdraw her statement and Paul is cleared. Joan finds the printing plate in Brenda's cell. Colleen tries to persuade Ann to get treatment. Ray Foster meets Joan as she leaves work and takes her to see Fellowes. He tells Joan he has nothing to discuss with her and orders Ray to kill her.
#5 - Episode 422
Prisoner: Cell Block H - Season 6 - Episode 6
Joan finally triumphs over Colleen. Someone wants Paul Reynolds out of the way, and Judy is accused of molesting Belinda.
#6 - Episode 428
Prisoner: Cell Block H - Season 6 - Episode 12
Erica is made the new Head of Department. Reb gets even with Stan, and a life hangs in the balance.
#7 - Episode 429
Prisoner: Cell Block H - Season 6 - Episode 13
Bobbie and Cass rush to Stan's aid, Camilla is given 24 hours to pay fifty parking fines, and Joan's pleasantness terrifies Sonia.
#8 - Episode 432
Prisoner: Cell Block H - Season 6 - Episode 16
Myra is arrested for killing Bill and sent to Wentworth, as Kay's statement for the police damns her mother further. The women cover Reb in treacle and feathers to punish her for vandalising Stan's pianola. Colleen opposes the Glee Club having a day out to take part in a singing contest, but Ann approves it and orders her to go along to supervise. Reb, with Phyllis' help, cons the women into letting her go on the outing. Rick visits Meryl King after Sonia tells him it was Meryl who told her Eddie was bent. She asks him to come back later, and has two armed goons waiting for him. He gets away, so the men shoot Meryl instead. Sonia grows paranoid and jittery after her sheets are slashed, and a dummy is hanged in her cell. Cass unwittingly brings a snake into the prison from the garden, and it conceals itself in the cell block. Camilla and Mo are released.
#9 - Episode 437
Prisoner: Cell Block H - Season 6 - Episode 21
Reb fails to get away, and Sarah is charged with murder. Minnie pays for her day out with Bobbie, and Rick meets his would-be assassin.
#10 - Episode 440
Prisoner: Cell Block H - Season 6 - Episode 24
Reb and Phyllis outsmart the Freak and Colleen is caught drunk on duty. Bobbie accuses Rick of trying to rape her.
#11 - Episode 445
Prisoner: Cell Block H - Season 6 - Episode 29
Eddie risks his life to rescue Sonia and Bobbie. In Sydney, Joan relives the saddest experience of her life. Myra realises that the cards are stacked against her at her trial.
#12 - Episode 455
Prisoner: Cell Block H - Season 6 - Episode 39
Cass, still under post-hypnotic suggestion, is determined to finish off Bobbie. Colleen has to decide how to spend the money from the sale of her house. Hannah receives some shattering news about her application for residency.
#13 - Episode 462
Prisoner: Cell Block H - Season 6 - Episode 46
Joan finds a boy asleep in her lounge. His name is Shane and he's run away from his abusive father. She lets him stay the night. Wally insists on helping Myra with Kay. Marie tries to bribe Dennis to turn a blind eye to her drugs deliveries. Judy taunts Reb into admitting she bashed Phyllis and Meg overhears it. Moaning elderly inmate Dot Farrer is transferred to H Block after inciting a fight in B Block. Bobbie is told about Cass when she comes back from hospital and isn't pleased to be sharing a cell with Marlene. Dot moves in with Judy. Joan tells Ann she has already prepared her application for Ann's job. Dennis invites Heather to go out for dinner with him. Joan finds Shane's dog Nicky poisoned and rushes him to the vet. Marlene finds drugs in Marie's cell - Marie catches her and closes the door to bash her.
#14 - Episode 467
Prisoner: Cell Block H - Season 6 - Episode 51
Bobbie is blamed for the attack on Reb. Meg arrives at the prison and organises the conscious officers to get the women out of the building. Ann comes to and sets out to help the inmates, rescuing Leigh from her blazing cell. Judy stops Marie escaping through the kitchen as the riot comes to an end. Joan wants to adopt Shane. The police try to get a semi-conscious Reb to blame Bobbie for her attack. Alice and Frances are violently ill after drinking Marlene's barley water. Leigh learns the minister has resigned following her accusations. Myra returns to H Block but Judy gives her the cold shoulder. Marlene tries to convince Judy that Edna poisoned the barley water but accidentally smashes the bottle, destroying the evidence. Ann tells Meg she has been fired.
#15 - Episode 551
Prisoner: Cell Block H - Season 7 - Episode 46
The siege drags on as Inspector Grace tries to bring things to a safe conclusion. As the terrorists' deadline arrives with no progress, they carry out their threats and kill Tammy, dumping her body outside the prison. Myra is told that she must choose the next person to die. In the kitchen, Lou and Lexie make a failed attempt to escape. Julie crawls through the air-conditioning in a bid to contact the police.
#16 - Episode 564
Prisoner: Cell Block H - Season 7 - Episode 59
Willie's memory loss continues...until a fall from a billiard table allows her memory to return..and remember things that happened just before she lost her memory. Daphne and Ben decide to continue with the case against her. The truth behind the dual invoices is discovered...and knowing the answer may cost Ann her job. Terri's parents find out about her relationship with Joan, with disasterous results.
#17 - Episode 519
Prisoner: Cell Block H - Season 7 - Episode 14
With Myra's birthday coming up, Marlene decides to throw her a party. Remand prisoner Sheila Brady arrives on drug posession charges, one a 'little on the nose', she is branded as one that can't shower and stinks by the other women. Lou again tries to kill Myra. Sam feels ready to kill herself.
#18 - Episode 535
Prisoner: Cell Block H - Season 7 - Episode 30
It seems like the end of Joan's career, until Anita breaks her silence and lags to save her.. Joyce is finding herself becoming more distant from her husband. Joan undergoes brain surgery. Ann finally puts an end to her working friendship with Myra.
#19 - Episode 452
Prisoner: Cell Block H - Season 6 - Episode 36
The department backs down to the women's strike demands. Hannah has nightmares about the concentration camp. Cass threatens Bobbie.
#20 - Episode 529
Prisoner: Cell Block H - Season 7 - Episode 24
Marlene's diet doesn't go exactly to plan. With Dennis behind bars, the news of his charge divides opinion amongst the officers, and the prisoners. Lexie is finding it hard to pay the women their winnings after Joan took her money. Anita's mother superior wants to expel her from the order.
#21 - Episode 396
Prisoner: Cell Block H - Season 5 - Episode 70
Sonia finds herself at the mercy of Joan, but finds that the latter has no compassion whatsoever. Wally turns detective to help Rosemary.
#22 - Episode 570
Prisoner: Cell Block H - Season 7 - Episode 65
Jenny is ordered to have a retrial, but fails to take the pressure lightly. The women decide to use ultimate scare tactics to straighten Nikki out, with bashings, a phony escape plan and with Queenie Marshall's help. Terri gets a new job in public relations, but lies to her boss about her relationship with Joan.
#23 - Episode 543
Prisoner: Cell Block H - Season 7 - Episode 38
Fellowes decides to use Ettie as a decoy for another robbery he is planinng. Joan smuggles in drugs for Ruth and is almost caught by Officer Radcliffe when Ann implements new search rules. Joyce and Merv's romance is revealed. Lexie and Julie share in a smoke of grass, leaving Julie violently sick, and Lexie begging for more. Myra is implicated by Ruth as being a drug pusher, and is caught by Joan, tripping on acid...given to her secretly by Ruth.