The BEST episodes written by David Cross

Rudy Will Await Your Foundation
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8.43
28 votes

#1 - Rudy Will Await Your Foundation

Mr. Show - Season 4 - Episode 3

The Mr. Show ""Bloopers"", Superstar Machine, Phone Sex, Audition, Dad and You, The Pre-Natal Pageant, and the Burgandy Loaf 6-Star Resturant.

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Life Is Precious and God and the Bible
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8.28
36 votes

#2 - Life Is Precious and God and the Bible

Mr. Show - Season 4 - Episode 1

Bob catches David high on "medical marijuana" > Law School: Bob abducts a student and takes his place as assistant to the law-school teacher > Lifeboat: Todd the talk-show host takes his show to the "sea."

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Heaven's Chimney
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7.79
42 votes

#3 - Heaven's Chimney

Mr. Show - Season 3 - Episode 1

Up Heaven's Chimney led by "The Bob" > Deprogramming > Life after Mr. Show > Crazy Religious Beliefs > "Watch us have sex" > The Devastator > Directions > The 12th Annual Educational Film Festival: The Limits of Science > Hail Satan Network.

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Like Chickens...Delicious Chickens
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7.69
32 votes

#4 - Like Chickens...Delicious Chickens

Mr. Show - Season 4 - Episode 8

David waits for his reparations from the Swiss Government, Edmund Premmington addresses the Gentleman's Hunt Club, Plane Crash, The Civil War:The Re-enactments.

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The Story of Everest
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7.56
32 votes

#5 - The Story of Everest

Mr. Show - Season 4 - Episode 4

Lethal Injeksion Production, Sweetie Pie Jonus-New Executive Producer, Larry Cleest:Rapist, Pallies, The Story of Everest, The Movie: The Story of Everest.

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Show Me Your Weenis!
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7.54
35 votes

#6 - Show Me Your Weenis!

Mr. Show - Season 4 - Episode 2

Swingin' Show, The Mr. Show Boys Clubs, Get Your Own News, Fucked Up Kidnapper, Underground Tapes, Wycked Sceptre Party Tape, Menocu Buttplugs, House of the Future, and Racist in the Year 3000.

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Patriotism, Pepper, and Professionalism
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7.54
28 votes

#7 - Patriotism, Pepper, and Professionalism

Mr. Show - Season 4 - Episode 10

Globo-Chem Corporate Retreat; Honesty in Motion; Fenderman Documentary; The Week Apart; Marilyn Monster "Fun-Ployees" Training Video.

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Sad Songs are Nature's Onions
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7.48
33 votes

#8 - Sad Songs are Nature's Onions

Mr. Show - Season 4 - Episode 9

David decides to run away, The Reason Behind the Content Warnings, Inside The Actor with Cyrus, Land of the Lost Parody, The Teardrop Awards.

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Oh, You Men
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7.46
70 votes

#9 - Oh, You Men

Mr. Show - Season 3 - Episode 3

"Who wants a banana?" > Taping "The Lost Episode" with The Mayor of Television > Entertainment 4 Every 1 Productions > East Coast/West Coast ventriloquist feud > Watch more TV > The hanged man > The Delongpre Dannon Show > Ol' Fisherman's Sticky Pads > Lie Detector > Tee-Vee T.V.: The Time Caplet with Sam and Criminy Crafft > "Druggachusettes" > Losing "The Lost Episode" > "Who wants a banana?" reprise.

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The Return of the Curse of the Creature's Ghost
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7.39
41 votes

#10 - The Return of the Curse of the Creature's Ghost

Mr. Show - Season 3 - Episode 10

Guidance Counselor Moe Phelps > Gus Kryzinski, Night Janitor > Local World News > Blowjob > Titanicca > The Pre-Taped Call-in Show > The Return of the Curse of the Creature's Ghost > Chip on the Shoulder Club > A Trip Up My Mother's Ass > The Moe Phelps Guide to Classical Acting.

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Please Don't Kill Me
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7.38
39 votes

#11 - Please Don't Kill Me

Mr. Show - Season 3 - Episode 5

The swearing jar > "Swear to God" with The Reverend Winton Dupree > Landlords > The Fad 3 > Hunger strike > Mustard and Mayonnaise > The Dr. X Annual Save the Earth Telethon > Mustmayostardayonnaise.

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It's a No Brainer
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7.37
35 votes

#12 - It's a No Brainer

Mr. Show - Season 3 - Episode 8

Puny Devil Knee-High Socks> Protesters > Channel 6: We Make the News > "Culture Hunt" > Jack WEbber > Dream of a Lifetime > Catholics and Satanists united > "Let's Get Sloppy!"

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Flat Top Tony and the Purple Canoes
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7.31
35 votes

#13 - Flat Top Tony and the Purple Canoes

Mr. Show - Season 3 - Episode 4

Mr. Show Morning Show: The Womyn's Solidarity Collective > "Got a Good Thing Going" - The Beetletown Players > V-TV presents "Smoosh" and "Norma Jean Monster" > Young people and their companions > Nooz 6 Blooperz! > Wee-Time Toddler Wear sales meeting > Predicting the future of fashion with Nostradamus > Indomitable Spirit > Apocalypse Drill > "Smoosh" on the moon.

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Who Let You In?
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7.31
114 votes

#14 - Who Let You In?

Mr. Show - Season 1 - Episode 4

Must-see TV – Pope flees homicide accusations in popemobile > A pope expert speaks > Larry learns guitar > I.D.S. (Imminent Death Syndrome) > The trial of the millennium > "Spank," a performance artist, tries to make his statement on the American flag > "Spank" has his day in court > Courtroom experts > The Founding Fathers: A History of the Flag > The Museum of History.

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A Talking Junkie
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7.24
84 votes

#15 - A Talking Junkie

Mr. Show - Season 2 - Episode 2

David affects an English accent > "Mr Junkie: The Talking Junkie" > Adopted son > The red balloon > Mom and pop porno store > Three Times One Minus One on "The White People Co-Opting Black Culture" Network > "Rap: The Musical" > The Homage Awards > HBO's Creepy Peeping Videos.

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The Velveteen Touch of a Dandy Fop
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7.23
100 votes

#16 - The Velveteen Touch of a Dandy Fop

Mr. Show - Season 2 - Episode 6

Good deeds for charity > Helping the non-handicapped > Subway scene > Dr. Sammy's "Old Lady, Biker, Gay Guy, Japanese Man: The 4 Voices Within" > The last donut > Dickie Crickets, The King of Megaphone Crooners > Who greenlighted "Coupon: The Movie?" > The trial > The trailer > The testimonials.

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Eat Rotten Fruit From a Shitty Tree
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7.20
61 votes

#17 - Eat Rotten Fruit From a Shitty Tree

Mr. Show - Season 4 - Episode 7

The Mr.Show Watercooler, Smarty Pants, International News Report: The President has Farted, God's biography ""My Life in the Fastlane"", Probings

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If You're Going to Write a Comedy Scene, You're Going to Have Some Rat Feces in There
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7.17
70 votes

#18 - If You're Going to Write a Comedy Scene, You're Going to Have Some Rat Feces in There

Mr. Show - Season 2 - Episode 4

Mr. Show goes public and opens up the floor for questions from you, the shareholders > Child labor script writers > Van Hammersly, champion billiard player > "We love our gay son" > "Work is play!" Greg Sniper, principal stockholder of Mr. Show, plays a visit to the set > Downsizing > The new economics of child labor > Senator Tankerbell speaks > GloboChem presents "San Francisco: The Theme Park" - Family Friendly!

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Bush is a Pussy
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7.17
35 votes

#19 - Bush is a Pussy

Mr. Show - Season 3 - Episode 7

Kedzie Matthews understudies for David > David fires Bob and David > The value of human worth > Value Magazine > The ex-Siamese twins > Bad News Breakers > 24 is the highest number > The Great Bilouza > Mediocrity > Kedzie on Dr. Katz's Couch.

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Goin' on a Holiday
star
7.00
37 votes

#20 - Goin' on a Holiday

Mr. Show - Season 3 - Episode 6

Our families are here tonight > The Coming Age War > A world run by old people > Secret love > Photo shop > "America will blow up the moon" > You're fired > Don Pratt > "Seventies Movie Classics: Bare Ambition & Streak-Dome '97" > Goin' on a Holiday > A kinder, gentler Mr. Show.

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With Dennis Miller
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7.00
3 votes

#21 - With Dennis Miller

The Ben Stiller Show - Season 1 - Episode 10

Special guest star Dennis Miller joins the cast to introduce several comedy sketches.Sketches include: Three Men and an Old Man ""Manson"" TV Show Cast Call:Beethoven Poem(with clowns) America's Most Suspicious Cast Call:Mighty Ducks Tito Gallagos-The Pig Latin Lover.

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The Biggest Failure in Broadway History
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6.96
103 votes

#22 - The Biggest Failure in Broadway History

Mr. Show - Season 2 - Episode 3

Waiting for David > The Generation Gap > "No Adults Allowed" - Talking to Teenagers > Slacker discrimination > The New Ku Klux Klan > American Ad Awards: NAMBLA "We're Not Killers" > "Drunk Cops: Hammered in Detroit" > Nathan's pet iguana > "Jeepers Creepers - Semi-Star" the musical > Offensive ending.

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A White Man Set Them Free
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6.81
37 votes

#23 - A White Man Set Them Free

Mr. Show - Season 3 - Episode 9

Viewer Hate Mail > The Mr. Show Cracker Barrel > The Misunderstood Letters of Sharwood Lish > Marriage-Con & Boat Show > Biosphere > Corporate ice cream > The Last Indian > Dying asshole in Vietnam > Night Talk with the Senate Subcommittee > All-Star Solute to The Last Indian > Les Balloons Sportif.

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Now, Who Wants Ice Cream?
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6.75
91 votes

#24 - Now, Who Wants Ice Cream?

Mr. Show - Season 2 - Episode 1

Mr. Show becomes a sovereign nation > Mountain Dougie part 1 > The Peterson Family News > Thrilling Miracles > 8-in-1 Super Pan infomercial > Only the British can fly > New Freelands, Montana: Mountain Dougie part 2 > U.S. Customs > "Take Back the Streets" with F.F. Woodycooks > The Independent Nations Games > The Standoff: Day 4.

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Peanut Butter, Eggs, and Dice
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6.73
45 votes

#25 - Peanut Butter, Eggs, and Dice

Mr. Show - Season 3 - Episode 2

A Very Special Episode > David comes out > Off to see the ratings man > Santa's secret > Tatiana the Weather Hermaphrodite > Cock Ring Warehouse > Best friend's marriage announcement > "Fuzz: The Musical" > The Brave Choice Awards > "The Bob Lamonta Story" > Everyone's a winner.

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It's Perfectly Understandishable
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6.68
31 votes

#26 - It's Perfectly Understandishable

Mr. Show - Season 4 - Episode 5

Rehersal Tape, In the Cage, Trainers to the Stars, Blind Love, Emergency Psychic Hotline, 18 Dalai Lama, Camp Monk Academy, and an In the Cage reprieve.

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Operation Hell on Earth
star
6.57
69 votes

#27 - Operation Hell on Earth

Mr. Show - Season 2 - Episode 5

Bob and David's daughter, Superstar > Deprived youth > "America First - Operation Hell on Earth" > Anchor family divorce > The basketball recruiters > Blame-a-thon '96 Presents Fartin' Gary > Fartin' Rudy in "Second Wind" > Return of Superstar.

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We Regret to Inform You
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6.36
118 votes

#28 - We Regret to Inform You

Mr. Show - Season 1 - Episode 3

The Unauthorized Biography of Mr. Show > Bob's mail-order bride > "Kiss to prove you're not gay" > The gay porno film > The honeymoon couple > The "Third Wheel" > "Screwballz," the sex partner dating show > Video complaints > Borden Grote, celebrity film extra, goes all the way for a role in a mental institution > Soul singer Larry Black performs "We'll Make Love Tonight" > The "Supermodel Calling Service" > "My Film Festival."

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It's Insane, This Guy's Taint
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6.10
31 votes

#29 - It's Insane, This Guy's Taint

Mr. Show - Season 4 - Episode 6

Tribute, Fat Intervention, Interventionist Intervention, Car Wash Change Thief Action Squad, The Men's Club of Allah, Kalunda, Taint Magazine.

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What to Think
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5.94
239 votes

#30 - What to Think

Mr. Show - Season 1 - Episode 2

Senator Tankerbell tells "the joke" to underline the inherent perils of federal arts funding > David wears a shock collar to monitor his performances > Ole Swerdlow, folk puppeteer > "Golden Books for Seniors" > The "What to Think" Network's "Good News" program > "Overcome" Renouncing Homo-sin-uality > "The Bible Machine" presents Marshall, the 13th apostle > Voiceover king > "Globo-Chem" advertising presentation featuring Pit-Pat, the pansexual spokescreature > "The Joke: The Musical" with the U.S. Senator Seal of Approval.

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The Cry of a Hungry Baby
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5.90
220 votes

#31 - The Cry of a Hungry Baby

Mr. Show - Season 1 - Episode 1

Ronnie Dobbs for the National Entitilitus Foundation > Bob and David take audience suggestions for the show > "Hitler Sings" > Father Jim, progressive priest, meets an asshole at a party > Change for a Dollar > Ronnie Dobbs – HBO presents "Natural Born Drunk: The Ronnie Dobbs Story" > Incubation Pants.

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