The BEST episodes written by Dan Lalonde
#1 - Fame
You Can't Do That on Television - Season 4 - Episode 12
Fame will not be seen at this time, but is desperately sought after by each member of our cast. Kevin decides to quit the show and become a big celebrity. He changes his name to Kevin Ilyanovich Rasputin Kubusheskie. Unfortunately, he isn't successful and he becomes desperate, resorting to playing the kid in the street interviews segment of the show, and even disguising himself as a letter in the closing credits.
Watch Now:Amazon#2 - Sports
You Can't Do That on Television - Season 3 - Episode 10
Howard Cosell Loses His Voice will not be seen because…nobody could be that lucky. Christine and Lisa host the show like sports commentators. Throughout the program, Christine tries a really bad Howard Cosell accent.
Watch Now:Amazon#3 - Heroes
You Can't Do That on Television - Season 3 - Episode 11
Conan the Librarian will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast takes a look at their favorite super-heroes. Lisa attempts to be Wonder Woman, but isn't very effective.
Watch Now:Amazon#4 - The Not-So-Fair Show
You Can't Do That on Television - Season 3 - Episode 12
Real People will not be seen at this time because we couldn't find any. In its place, we present the following unfair program. The cast complains about everything that is unfair with the world in 1982. To add insult to injury, the Unfairy Godmother stops by.
Watch Now:Amazon#5 - Growing Up
You Can't Do That on Television - Season 3 - Episode 13
My Three Sons of Frankenstein will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine tells us about all of her greatest fears. In the sketches, the cast talks about the pros and cons of getting older.
Watch Now:Amazon#6 - Pets
You Can't Do That on Television - Season 4 - Episode 1
Kermit the Frog Tries to Cross the Highway will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast looks at all of the pets people have, some normal, some very strange.
Watch Now:Amazon#7 - Medicine
You Can't Do That on Television - Season 4 - Episode 4
General Hospital will not be seen at this time so that we may present... ""Doctor"" Lisa and ""nurse"" Luke help Christine, who has broken her leg just before show time.
Watch Now:Amazon#8 - Media
You Can't Do That on Television - Season 4 - Episode 6
You Can't Do That on Television will not be seen at this time so that we may present... In a drastic effort to improve ratings, Ross has Kevin burned at the stake. In the sketches, the cast looks at how advertisers try to get our attention.
Watch Now:Amazon#9 - Nature
You Can't Do That on Television - Season 4 - Episode 8
The Waltons Move to Mt. Saint Helens will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Kevin goes away on a camping trip, leaving Christine to listen to Lisa's constant chatter.
Watch Now:Amazon#10 - Cooking
You Can't Do That on Television - Season 4 - Episode 9
The Pillsbury Dough Boy (Serves Six) will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine takes up cooking, but she isn't good at it. They end up using her muffins as bricks.
Watch Now:Amazon#11 - Priorities
You Can't Do That on Television - Season 4 - Episode 13
You Can't Do That on Television will not be seen today in order that we may get your priorities straight. Ross is too busy watching a baseball game on TV to direct the show, so the cast is on their own to make the show.
Watch Now:Amazon#12 - Hobbies
You Can't Do That on Television - Season 5 - Episode 3
Hobby Days will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Christine talks about fashion, her latest hobby.
Watch Now:Amazon#13 - Foreign Countries
You Can't Do That on Television - Season 5 - Episode 8
Around the World in 80 Days will not be seen at this time so that we may present… Ross appears interested in world travel and foreign cultures, like the rest of the cast. Actually, Ross is only interested in playing ""exchange bank.""
Watch Now:Amazon