The BEST episodes written by Bill Oddie
#1 - War Babies
The Goodies - Season 8 - Episode 6
The Goodies are grown-up babies who are sent off to boarding school during the war years, and are asked by Churchill to go behind enemy lines to buy him a box of German cigars.
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#2 - Hospital for Hire AKA The National Health Service
The Goodies - Season 4 - Episode 3
A bad experience with the hospital system forces the Goodies to become doctors themselves and attempt to fix up the health system with the help of Graeme's magic elixir.
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#3 - Animals are People Too AKA Animals AKA Pets
The Goodies - Season 9 - Episode 7
Graeme's pet shop has a special new line - people dressed up as animals, but they also suffer from being dumped so Tim sets up a protection society, while Graeme cruelly puts the strays to work.
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#4 - Charity Bounce
The Goodies - Season 2 - Episode 12
The Goodies are bouncing on spacehoppers from London to Brighton for charity. However, they continue to bounce on around the world much to the horror of their tight-fisted sponsor.
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#5 - Farm Fresh Food AKA Health Farm
The Goodies - Season 2 - Episode 9
Disgusted at the awful cuisine served up at Ye Olde Shepherds Restaurant, the Goodies head to the farm of Tim's uncle for some fresh country food, only to be further disappointed upon arrival.
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#6 - Women's Lib AKA Sexual Revolution
The Goodies - Season 2 - Episode 10
Bill reports Graeme and Tim to the Women's Liberation Front after he disapproves of their treatment of Graeme's new totty. As a punishment, they are sent to work for Lord Charles (a Male Chauvinist) - Graeme as the butler, and Tim as the maid.
#7 - Way Outward Bound AKA Outward Bounds
The Goodies - Season 3 - Episode 6
The failure to find any kids willing to go to an adventure school forces the Goodies to attend disguised as children, only to find that the school is being used for a far more sinister cause.
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#8 - Winter Olympics
The Goodies - Season 3 - Episode 3
The Goodies agree to be Britain's team in the Winter Olympics at the North Pole (there's apparently been a lot of snow there recently).
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#9 - The Stone Age AKA Archaeologists AKA Tyrannosaurus Rex AKA Pot Holing
The Goodies - Season 4 - Episode 5
Graeme discovers an ancient tunnel below the Goodies' office and his penchant for potholing soon finds the Goodies stuck inside the stomach of a prehistoric tyrannosaurus rex.
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#10 - The Stolen Musicians AKA The Music Master AKA The Music Lovers
The Goodies - Season 2 - Episode 5
Musicians are being kidnapped all over the country, so The Goodies become famous musicians too, eventually get stolen and come face-to-face with their arch-enemy - The Music Master.
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#11 - The Lost Tribe of the Orinoco AKA The Lost Tribe
The Goodies - Season 2 - Episode 4
The Goodies are asked to find Professor Knutts who went missing whilst leading an expedition to find the Lost Tribe of the Orinoco in 1951. They eventually find him - in Sevenoaks.
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#12 - Kitten Kong
The Goodies - Season 2 - Episode 7
The Goodies' Animal Clinic looks after various problem animals, including Twinkle the kitten who, thanks to Graeme's growth formula, grows to a massive size and terrorises London.
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#13 - Bunfight at the OK Tea Rooms
The Goodies - Season 5 - Episode 12
With hardly a penny to their name, the Goodies go prospecting for gold - and discover Cornish cream.
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#14 - Invasion of the Moon Creatures AKA The Planet of the Rabbits
The Goodies - Season 4 - Episode 2
Graeme's attempt to send rabbits to the moon seems to be a failure until Bill and Tim's space voyage discovers plots of vegies and the menacing presence of Big Bunny.
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#15 - The Goodies and the Beanstalk
The Goodies - Season 4 - Episode 4
The Goodies have hit rock-bottom and are forced to sell Buttercup for a tin of baked beans. In an act of desperation, Graeme plants one of the beans ...
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#16 - Goodies in the Nick AKA The Great Goodies Bank Robbery
The Goodies - Season 4 - Episode 6
A timid policeman needs the Goodies' help in boosting his tally of arrests, but their fiendishly cunning bank robbery sees them locked away in prison and desperate to escape.
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#17 - Kung Fu Kapers AKA Ecky Thump
The Goodies - Season 5 - Episode 7
Bill reveals himself to be a Grand Master of the infinitely more subtle and superior Lancastrian martial art of Ecky Thump.
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#18 - Lighthouse Keeping Loonies AKA The Lighthouse Men
The Goodies - Season 5 - Episode 8
The Goodies answer an advert for ""a little light housekeeping"" and find themselves stuck for five years in charge of an ""overgrown lamppost.""
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#19 - Cunning Stunts AKA Fleet Street Goodies
The Goodies - Season 5 - Episode 10
Bill is fired from the Goodies' newspaper for being a hopeless reporter and after he is rejected by the love of his life, he decides to end it all by entering the Eurovision Raving Loony Contest.
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#20 - 2001 and a Bit
The Goodies - Season 6 - Episode 6
The futuristic sons of the Goodies have become bored with the extremely violent forms of modern entertainment and seek to revive something truly civilised from their fathers' era – cricket.
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#21 - Black Magic AKA That Old Black Magic AKA Which Witch is Which?
The Goodies - Season 3 - Episode 4
Witch Hazel's problems with casting spells leads the Goodies to help her to contact lost souls via a séance and Graeme's mystical powers eventually see him turned into a gibbon.
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#22 - The Lost Island of Munga AKA For Those in Peril on the Sea AKA A High-Sea Adventure
The Goodies - Season 3 - Episode 5
Graeme's urge to recreate an early Viking expedition and find the Lost Island Of Munga sees the Goodies shipwrecked and at the mercy of an old foe from a previous show.
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#23 - Culture for the Masses AKA Art For Art's Sake
The Goodies - Season 2 - Episode 6
Tim's crusade to stop rich Americans from buying all of Britain's art treasures sees him bidding a huge amount of money for one painting, forcing the Goodies to take drastic action to pay for it.
#24 - The Movies AKA The British Film Industry
The Goodies - Season 5 - Episode 1
The Goodies buy a movie studio and attempt to revitalise the British film industry, but ultimately descend into chaos when they each try to shoot their own film at the same time.
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#25 - The End AKA Encased in Concrete
The Goodies - Season 5 - Episode 13
The Goodies are trapped inside a 350-foot block of concrete, with ""turps for burps"", changing religion, cannibalism and I-spy all on the agenda while being stuck at close quarters for so long.
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#26 - Saturday Night Grease
The Goodies - Season 8 - Episode 2
Bill decides to open Disco Bilius and introduces a mixed dancing competition.
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#27 - Robot AKA Automation
The Goodies - Season 9 - Episode 2
Due to dire financial conditions, Bill is fired and replaced with a baby robot; however Tim and Graeme need help with raising the robot and hire a strange bearded Swedish nanny to look after it.
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#28 - Gender Education AKA Sex and Violence
The Goodies - Season 2 - Episode 11
In response to a proposed appaling BBC film (for schoolchildren, mark you) on S-E-X education, Mrs. Desiree Carthorse - the self-proclaimed most powerful person in the field of television, if not the world - enlists The Goodies to make her version: ""How To Make Babies By Doing Dirty Things."" However, she dismisses it as too rude without even watching it. So a rebellious Bill starts making video nasties for the BBC.
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#29 - Chubbie Chumps AKA Radio 2 AKA The Beauty Contest
The Goodies - Season 5 - Episode 3
Tim has become rather flabby while the others have been away fishing, but trims himself down thanks to a brainwashing radio DJ and enters the Miss Housewife Of The Year Contest.
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#30 - Wacky Wales
The Goodies - Season 5 - Episode 4
An invitation to an eisteddfod in Wales has the Goodies in all sorts of trouble with the Reverend after they dare to break many of the puritanical local laws and actually try to entertain people.
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#31 - Frankenfido
The Goodies - Season 5 - Episode 5
Graeme's dog breeding venture gets out of hand and Tim's only chance to win at Crufts is to dress Bill in a dog costume, which forces Graeme to custom-make a shaggy monster of his own.
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#32 - South Africa AKA South African Adventure AKA Apartheight
The Goodies - Season 5 - Episode 11
The Goodies are forced to emigrate to South Africa where the absence of black people forces a new form of segregation called apart-height, mainly affecting short people like jockeys and Bill.
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#33 - Scoutrageous AKA Scouting Adventures
The Goodies - Season 7 - Episode 3
Tim indoctrinates Bill and Graeme into the Scouts. But they take things to extremes resulting in the movement being declared illegal.
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#34 - Beefeaters AKA Tower of London
The Goodies - Season 1 - Episode 1
The Goodies are asked to assist in discovering who is stealing the Beefeaters' beef.
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#35 - The New Office AKA Moving Day
The Goodies - Season 3 - Episode 1
The Goodies need a new office, but after being ripped-off in the local estate agent they decide to build their own - a Graeme-designed mobile disused railway station.
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#36 - Goodies Rule - OK?
The Goodies - Season 5 - Episode 14
The unwanted Goodies finally hit the big time after years of failure, only for the government to topple and all forms of fun to be banned, requiring a civil uprising and a puppet government
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#37 - Black and White Beauty
The Goodies - Season 6 - Episode 4
Graeme has established a rest home for clapped-out old animals and is sent a pantomime horse, which Tim trains before it is callously stolen by Bill to enter in the Grand National.
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#38 - Royal Command AKA Royal Command Performance
The Goodies - Season 7 - Episode 5
The revised Royal Variety Show hosted by Graeme is so well received by the royal family that they enter showbiz but end up in hospital, requiring the Goodies to act as their replacements.
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#39 - Big Foot AKA In Search of Bigfoot AKA In Search Of ... Arthur C. Clarke
The Goodies - Season 9 - Episode 4
The Goodies set off to the Canadian Rockies in search of the mythical Arthur C Clarke, but find all sorts of other weird creatures including the legendary Bigfoot.
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#40 - Camelot
The Goodies - Season 4 - Episode 1
Tim's Uncle King Arthur (actually Arthur King, but appearing as ""King, Arthur"" in the phone book) is away on holiday and the Goodies have to look after his home, firstly turning it into a tourist attraction, then having to defend it from the clutches of the local town planner.
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#41 - Hype Pressure AKA The Rock and Roll Revival
The Goodies - Season 6 - Episode 2
Tim's nasty tv talent show is a flop after Bill and Graeme's folk singing is a hit with the judges, so Tim sets about creating the rock ‘n roll revival and becomes a loony tv director.
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#42 - The Race
The Goodies - Season 4 - Episode 7
A wrong turn to Skegness sees the Goodies winning the Tour de France cycling race, so they decide to also enter Le Mans and convert their disused railway station office into a car.
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#43 - Earthanasia AKA The End of the World Show
The Goodies - Season 7 - Episode 6
It's Christmas Eve, and as The Goodies prepare for Christmas they learn that the world is about to end.
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#44 - Pollution
The Goodies - Season 2 - Episode 3
The land is covered in pollution and the Goodies suspect corruption.
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#45 - Scatty Safari AKA The Existance of Rolf Harris
The Goodies - Season 5 - Episode 6
The main attraction at The Goodies Star Safari Park, Tony Blackburn, is hearing the call of the wild and pining for his freedom. The trio realise that they can no longer keep such a magnificent beast in captivity, and release him. But who should they get to replace him?
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#46 - Dodonuts
The Goodies - Season 7 - Episode 2
Disgusted by Tim and Graeme's love of hunting, Bill vows to protect the last dodo from extinction, even though it has all sorts of horrible behavioural problems for him to contend with.
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#47 - A Hunting We Will Go AKA Hunting Pink AKA Where There's a Will ...
The Goodies - Season 3 - Episode 2
Tim is off to spend the weekend at Tally Ho Towers with his rich Great Uncle Butcher-Fitzsimmons. He is dressed as a Guardsman in the hope that this will impress the old man into leaving Tim all his money in his will. Bill and Graeme think this is despicable, disgusting - and a very good idea, so they invite themselves along.
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#48 - Lips, or Almighty Cod
The Goodies - Season 6 - Episode 1
An extension to the Eskimos fishing limits soon has Britain codless, so the Goodies smuggle a cod back from Greenland and grow it to a huge size, but still have to ward off the Eskimos.
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#49 - Change of Life
The Goodies - Season 9 - Episode 5
The Goodies are preparing to close their business due to old age until the threat of the robot taking over forces them to undertake the Standard Test to see if they are still capable of being Goodies.
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#50 - Radio Goodies AKA Pirate Radio Goodies
The Goodies - Season 1 - Episode 7
The Goodies open a pirate radio station - and post office.
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