The BEST episodes written by Adam Reid
#1 - Age
You Can't Do That on Television - Season 9 - Episode 14
Michael Jackson Gets Old and Wrinkled will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross drags Vanessa back onto the show 3 years after she left because she still has an episode under her contract (because the Adoption episode was banned). Meanwhile, Chris is nervous about being fired because of his upcoming birthday and fear that he has reached ""the age"".
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You Can't Do That on Television - Season 10 - Episode 4
Kermit Treated Like a Prince will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross gets angry and revokes the cast's phone and ball-playing privileges.
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You Can't Do That on Television - Season 10 - Episode 5
MacGyver Invents a Spaceship will not be seen at this time so that we may present... To improve the cast and add a new edge to the show, Ross buys a robot to use as a cast member.
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#4 - The Reluctant Taxidermist
Sneaky Pete - Season 2 - Episode 7
The location of the money revealed, Marius makes a bold move to snatch it all for himself, but Maggie and Luka are not so easily fooled. Taylor makes plans to frame the hitman for Winslow's murder. Carly turns to Maggie in search of an otherworldly connection to her parents. Julia's new bondee proves more challenging than anticipated. Otto and Sam find that their Colin troubles are far from over.
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You Can't Do That on Television - Season 10 - Episode 1
Doogie Howser Gets Blamed for Sawing the Wrong Leg Off a Patient will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast is very upset that kids get blamed for everything.
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You Can't Do That on Television - Season 9 - Episode 1
Where No Man Has Gone Before will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ted decides whether or not to tell Chris about his being turned down for a part in a Hollywood movie.
#7 - Chores
You Can't Do That on Television - Season 9 - Episode 2
Hulk Hogan Tidies His Room will not be seen at this time so that we may present... In order to get the cast to clean the set, Ross makes the cleaning part of the sketches.
#8 - Communication
You Can't Do That on Television - Season 9 - Episode 3
E.T. Phones Home and Gets a $1,000,000 Phone Bill will not be seen at this time so that we may present... An alien ship is approaching Earth and causes the show's transmission satellites to malfunction. The Aliens have come in search of Green Slime.
#9 - Fitness
You Can't Do That on Television - Season 9 - Episode 4
Jane Fonda Overworked will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Kevin is having trouble writing this episode as it is being filmed. In the sketches, the cast makes fun of exercise programs. Ted, as the Fitness Genie, makes Rekha's fitness program impossible.
#10 - Malfunctions
You Can't Do That on Television - Season 9 - Episode 5
Batman's Hairdryer Fries Robin will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The studio's cameras keep breaking because of Ted's ugliness.
#11 - Cleanliness
You Can't Do That on Television - Season 9 - Episode 6
Mr. Clean Falls Into a Tar Pit will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross makes the cast wear sailor suits to prepare for a visit from the Senate's Committee to Clean Television. In the end, the inspector only wants to be sure the camera lenses are clean.
#12 - Security
You Can't Do That on Television - Season 9 - Episode 7
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turkeys will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast wants to take martial arts lessons, but have to teach themselves because the show's budget can't afford an instructor.
#13 - Pollution
You Can't Do That on Television - Season 9 - Episode 8
The Love Boat Becomes a Garbage Barge will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast talks about the major dangers to the environment.
#14 - Fantasy
You Can't Do That on Television - Season 9 - Episode 9
Fantasy Island Becomes a Volcano will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross has a box that can grant anyone's wishes. He plans to give it to the producer's daughter. The rest of the cast has all their dreams come true.
#15 - Time
You Can't Do That on Television - Season 9 - Episode 10
The Days of Our Lives will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The budget for the show has been cut so it must be filmed in black and white. All the kids go into a decolorization machine. When the producers realize that color shows are more profitable the kids can't switch back. In their attempts to overcome the glitch, they turn the show into a silent movie at the end.
#16 - Mistakes
You Can't Do That on Television - Season 9 - Episode 11
George Bush Shoots the Wrong Quail will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast looks at their mistakes, and Ross has to confront some of his errors.
#17 - Punishments
You Can't Do That on Television - Season 9 - Episode 12
Mothers of the World Paddle Rambo will not be seen at this time so that we may present... To improve the ratings, and to punish the cast for bad acting, Ross sees to it that at least one cast member is slimed between each sketch.
#18 - Beliefs
You Can't Do That on Television - Season 9 - Episode 13
Elvis Presley Is Alive and Working In a Supermarket will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast debates the fantasy and reality of people's beliefs.
#19 - Excess
You Can't Do That on Television - Season 9 - Episode 15
The Fat Boys Eat New York will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The show deals with the problems of excess: too much slime, too many cast members, too much wardrobe, etc...
#20 - Looking Cool
You Can't Do That on Television - Season 9 - Episode 16
Pee-Wee Herman Wins the Mr. Macho America Contest will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast is willing to do anything to become cool.
#21 - Lost
You Can't Do That on Television - Season 9 - Episode 17
Superman Loses His Tights will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Nick enlists the help of the Genie of the Lost Sock to find Chris' jacket and a camera the Nick borrowed from Ross. In the search, he finds everything that every cast member of the show since it first went on the air had lost.
#22 - Failure
You Can't Do That on Television - Season 9 - Episode 18
Ross doesn't show up for work, leaving the kids to run this week's show.
#23 - First Times
You Can't Do That on Television - Season 9 - Episode 19
The Wright Brothers Lost Their Luggage will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross tries to improve the show's ratings by having this episode be the first to be shot in several different locations.
#24 - Celebrations
You Can't Do That on Television - Season 9 - Episode 20
Parents and Teachers Celebrate the Cancellation of You Can't Do That On Television will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross decides to show how all of the countries around the world celebrate special events.
#25 - Effort
You Can't Do That on Television - Season 9 - Episode 21
Rambo Thinks will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Some of the cast members try to do certain things, all unsuccessfully. Nick tries to remember his name, Sariya tries to keep her new hairstyle from getting slimed, Christian tries to nice to Jennifer, and Jennifer tries to wear a dress.
#26 - Sports
You Can't Do That on Television - Season 9 - Episode 22
Roseanne Barr Goes Synchronized Swimming will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross goes sports crazy. He makes Chris use the eternal flame to light the gas grill, causing him to blow up, he uses special effects to give Carlos athletes foot, and he uses a ""Test Your Strength"" machine to scam the cast out of money.
#27 - Smoking
You Can't Do That on Television - Season 9 - Episode 23
Green Slime is Scraped from Smokers Lungs will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast really begins to think that green slime is made from the mucus from the lungs of smokers.
#28 - Generosity
You Can't Do That on Television - Season 9 - Episode 24
Batman Gives Away His Batmobile will not be seen at this time so that we may present... In order to get him slimed, Chris lets Patrick do the introduction. The make-up lady makes Stephanie look like a senior citizen. When the boom mike breaks, Ross makes Christian hang from the ceiling to operate the mike.
#29 - Embarrassment
You Can't Do That on Television - Season 9 - Episode 25
Rambo Takes Ballet Lessons will not be seen at this time so that we may present... Ross, in an effort to embarrass the cast, has their parents come to the studio.
#30 - Secrets
You Can't Do That on Television - Season 10 - Episode 2
Tony the Tiger Really Eats Choco-Bombs will not be seen at this time so that we may present... All the show's secrets are uncovered. Ted finally finds the secret ingredient to the green slime.
#31 - Learning
You Can't Do That on Television - Season 10 - Episode 3
Alf Learns to Cook Cats will not be seen at this time so that we may present... The cast tries to do an educational episode.