The BEST episodes of Smack the Pony season 1

Every episode of Smack the Pony season 1, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Smack the Pony season 1!

Take the banal, the irrelevant and the downright silly, add a female perspective, pour in a hefty dose of comic timing, stir well, and what do you get? Smack the Pony. The team of Sally Phillips, Doon MacKichan and Fiona Allen play on women's neuroses (snogging, pubic hair and size of boobs, not necessarily in that order), their preoccupations (finding a man, finding a man and finding a man), their weaknesses (Marks & Spencer, fashion and men) and their competitiveness (more covert than that of the male of the species, and therefore far more deadly). The spoof dating agency clips take in the full range of stereotypes and unfailingly hit the spot.

Last Updated: 11/17/2024Network: Channel 4Status: Ended
Episode 3
star
8.78
69 votes

#1 - Episode 3

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/2/1999

An exuberant case of mistaken identity. A photocopier malfunction gets a little bit cheeky. Do vitamin supplements work? And a door-stepper is pleased to be invited in, but gets a nude awakening.

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Episode 7
star
8.43
61 votes

#2 - Episode 7

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired 4/30/1999

The intricacies of approaching someone you fancy in the office. Intrusive thoughts continue to be a problem for one woman. And a shelf stacker slightly misinterprets the subtle art of shelf stacking.

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Episode 5
star
7.98
65 votes

#3 - Episode 5

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 4/16/1999

What happens when a surgeon pushes boundaries of medical science? Having something on one's face at a party can really escalate. Nobody likes a partner who has the audacity to sleep when you can't.

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Episode 6
star
7.94
67 votes

#4 - Episode 6

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 4/23/1999

Flouting the dress code on the production line. Nurses - they're fun, right? Is pulling on a cow's big old long udders any job for a woman? And does anyone enjoy working on a quacking spreadsheet?

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Episode 4
star
7.90
10 votes

#5 - Episode 4

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 4/9/1999

The heights some go to for a smoke. A home viewing gives new meaning to chimney breast. A holidaymaker gets ahead on postcard writing. And Zara Vixen Bitch Warrior faces... Susan in Girlie Fighter 3.

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Episode 2
star
7.75
100 votes

#6 - Episode 2

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 3/26/1999

Be careful who you let use the photocopier before you. There's a graphic response to the question, do you like my outfit? And two women try to enjoy the great outdoors without bumping into anyone.

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Episode 1
star
7.60
107 votes

#7 - Episode 1

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 3/19/1999

Always stretch properly before entering the swimming pool. Do people walk dogs or dogs walk people? And, really, what should you expect when you visit someone's living room for some spiritual healing?

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