The BEST Episodes of Sam & Max: Freelance Police
Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!
Last Updated: Aug 21, 2019
Sam and Max is about a dog and a rabbity thing. That's what you would think when you first see it. Then you would notice that the dog is six feet tall and dresses like a Canine Columbo. You would also take note that the rabbit is 3 feet tall and wears nothing but a manic grin. These bizarre creatures are Sam and Max, the Freelance Police. Getting their orders in the form of brief, cryptic phone calls from the Commissioner, a man who they have never met but is the duo's only contact with any real government agency, Sam and Max battle evil villains everywhere from the moon to the past to their back yard. They are assisted by The Geek, a teenage genius who lives in Sam and Max's Sub-Basement of Solitude. Throughout all of their battles and quests, Sam and Max's own style of humor, although zany and weird, allows them to make it in what they do.
#1 - The Tell Tale Tail
Season 1 - Episode 17
Sam & Max tell the tale of Max's tail being reanimated.
#2 - Tonight We Love
Season 1 - Episode 15
St. Valentine's Day has become a traditional day of celebration for Sam and Max as they rejoice in the fact that they have absolutely no romantic commitments, responsibilities, or inclinations!
#3 - Christmas, Bloody Christmas
Season 1 - Episode 11
While visiting Sam's Granny on Christmas Eve, Sam and Max go on an impromptu visit to her former place of employment to bring the joy of the season to some of the shut-ins. Well, actually, the ""cage-ins"", as Granny turns out to be the retired warden for the Blood Island Correctional Institute, home for society's most hardened criminals.
#4 - It's Dangly Deever Time
Season 1 - Episode 14
Sam and Max fiddle with an experimental television set in The Sub-Basement of Solitude, and disaster results. This TV only receives signals of long forgotten programs, including an old childrens show from the '50s hosted by a marionette named Dangly Deever.
#5 - The Glazed McGuffin Affair
Season 1 - Episode 16
A casual trip to the supermarket turns into a nightmare for Sam and Max when they learn that their most favoritest snack food ever, Glazed McGuffins, have been banned for sale by the government!
#6 - The Trouble with Gary
Season 1 - Episode 18
Sam & Max help Gary with anger management.
#7 - They Came from Down There
Season 1 - Episode 6
Sam & Max set out to investigate the en masse disappearances from Bo-hunk Lagoon.
#8 - Big Trouble at the Earth's Core
Season 1 - Episode 7
Sam & Max travel 60 miles beneath the Earth's surface to investigate what is causing an increase in the temperature of Earth's core.
#9 - A Glitch in Time
Season 1 - Episode 9
Sam and Max get a magical watch. When they use it, they get transported to different times.
#10 - That Darn Gator
Season 1 - Episode 10
Sam & Max have trouble handling an alligator.
#11 - We Drop at Dawn
Season 1 - Episode 12
Sam and Max go on a top secret and dangerous mission to. . . . . . . . . . . . . find the commissioner's lost keys?
#12 - Aaiiieee, Robot
Season 1 - Episode 19
Sam and Max are not happy when the Geek comes to dismantle the The MEGAMAX 3000, a giant Max-shaped robot seems to have outlived it's usefulness to the crime fighting duo. What can they do to save it from rusting in the street?
#13 - The Invaders
Season 1 - Episode 20
Two Tiny aliens bent on destroying Sam and Max show up at Sam and Max's door, and they just won't stop!
#14 - The Second Show Ever
Season 1 - Episode 2
It's Career day at school and Sam and Max show up to join in the fun!
#15 - Bad Day on the Moon
Season 1 - Episode 4
The mayor of the Moon asks Sam & Max to investigate the disappearance of some of its local inhabitants.
#16 - The Friend for Life
Season 1 - Episode 8
Hero worship is taken to a dangerous height when ""Lorne"", Sam and Max's greatest fan, starts getting just a little too close for comfort. Lorne's overzealousness results in chaos for the duo's crime fighting efforts, and almost in their personal demise!
#17 - Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang
Season 1 - Episode 13
Sam & Max are entrusted with the care of a micro chip that evil minions are trying to seize.
#18 - Sam & Max vs. the Uglions
Season 1 - Episode 21
Uglions have landed at Grover's Mill. What could they want?
#19 - Fools Die on Friday
Season 1 - Episode 22
A distress call from the commissioner sends Sam and Max into a perilous rescue mission of a hijacked dirigible high above New York City. The question of course is are the passengers in more danger from the Crazed Madman at the helm of the zeppelin, or from their Freelance Rescuers From Down Under.
#20 - The Final Episode
Season 1 - Episode 24
Nearly every villan from the series' short run collaborate to finally destory Sam & Max. Somehow their evil plot involves tying Sam & Max up in the cockpit of a jet, and numerous flashbacks to the TV series, comics, and some totally fake, eerily corny flashbacks that somebody made up.
#21 - Little Bigfoot
Season 1 - Episode 23
Sam & Max try to set free a little bigfoot and return him to his own kind.
#22 - The Thing That Wouldn't Stop It
Season 1 - Episode 1
The Geek calls in Sam & Max to deal with a problem that the refrigerator repairmen cannot handle.
#23 - Max's Big Day
Season 1 - Episode 3
A tribe believes Max to be their chosen one, and make him their king.
#24 - Dysfunction of the Gods
Season 1 - Episode 5
Sam & Max take the role of freelance marriage counselors to the gods, but failure will result in the duo being turned into geriatrics.