The BEST Episodes of Ramzor

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Dec 26, 2019

Network: קשת

The show revolves around three friends in their mid-thirties living in Giv'atayim. Each of them with a distinct personal status, symbolized by the three colors of a traffic light. Itzko is the "red light"; married with a 7 year old daughter. Amir is the "yellow light"; He lives with his girlfriend, Tali. Hefer is the "green light"; He has no permanent partner.

The Ferret

#1 - The Ferret

Season 4 - Episode 1 - Aired Apr 3, 2014

פרק פתיחת העונה - אמיר משתגע שבכל פעם שהוא וטלי יוצאים היא מבקשת ממנו לסחוב את הדברים שלה בכיסים שלו, והוא דורש ממנה להתחיל ולהתסתובב עם תיק. חפר יוצא עם בחורה חדשה, אך יש בעיה קטנה - היא גבוהה ממנו בראש וחצי. איצקו ולילך מסתבכים בטעות עם השכן המאפיונר שלהם.

star 9.34
64 votes
Directors: אוהד פרח
Writers: אדיר מילר, רן שריג
Beware, My Wife is in the Car

#2 - Beware, My Wife is in the Car

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired Aug 4, 2009

Hefer explains to Amir that if he wants to hangout he has to give his girl the impression it's a laborious obligation. Itsko discovers the speaker phone in the car is a precarious device when your wife is present.

star 8.90
31 votes
Directors: אוהד פרח
Writers: אדיר מילר, רן שריג
Dr. Shdema

#3 - Dr. Shdema

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired May 26, 2011

Hefer is getting richer because of his new girlfriend, and he want to get marry, but something happens that makes him unhappy. Tali and Amir are having a baby and the doctor, is really hates Amir.

star 8.87
31 votes
Directors: Ohad Perach
Writers: Adir Miller, Ran Sarig
Store Offender

#4 - Store Offender

Season 2 - Episode 9 - Aired Oct 6, 2009

Itsko is hungry, and engages in his usual habit of "sampling" the supermarket food, however the supermarket's management decides to put a stop to the habit. Amir and Tali discover that she can't stand his friends nor he hers. They decide to find new couple friends that will belong only to them. Hefer decides to save a bit by disconnecting from the cable company. But the cable company refuses to disconnect from him.

star 8.87
30 votes
Directors: אוהד פרח
Writers: אדיר מילר, רן שריג
Cigarette Break

#5 - Cigarette Break

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired Apr 24, 2014

אמיר מתרגל לאט לאט לכך שהוא אבא לילדה. ומנסה בכל דרך להתחמק מהאחריות שנלווית לעניין. חפר יוצא עם בחורה חדשה, אשר גורמת לו לדבר ולהתנהג כגבר נשוי לכל דבר. לילך דורשת מאיצקו לעזוב את הבית אחת ולתמיד, ולמצוא לעצמו דירה חדשה- האם הוא יעמוד בזה?

star 8.81
36 votes
Directors: אוהד פרח
Writers: אדיר מילר, רן שריג
Feeling Old

#6 - Feeling Old

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired Aug 18, 2009

During an outing at a club Amir discovers that he "dances like a middle aged person at a weddings". And it is exacerbated when a waitress addresses him as "Sir". Hefer realizes that it is impossible to separate from Shiri 'baggage'.

star 8.67
3 votes
Directors: אוהד פרח
Writers: אדיר מילר, רן שריג
The Sausage

#7 - The Sausage

Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired May 22, 2014

טלי מסתובבת כל היום עם הילדה, מתקשרת לאמיר כל שנייה כדי לעדכן אותו בכל הקשור לתינוקת ואמיר מרגיש שהוא אינו יכול לעבוד ככה. חפר מסתבך עם אולגה מוכרת הנקניקים המפחידה מהסופר ואיצקו מיואש מכך שמאז שהתגרש הוא לא מוצא אף בחורה, מי אם לא חפר מתגייס לעזור לו

star 8.66
38 votes
Changing Lights

#8 - Changing Lights

Season 1 - Episode 13 - Aired Jul 8, 2008

The males change their accumulative positions: Itsko becomes the "green light", Lilach decides that 17 years of marriage are quite enough for her and she decides to divorce Itsko. Amir decides to marry Tali and turns into the "red light". And Hefer decides he wants a long term relationship. Hefer chooses Shiri "bagage". Eventually each situation becomes quite bad: Itsko can't pick up any girls and Amir is sleeping all day.

star 8.50
2 votes
Directors: רני סער
Writers:
Genetic counseling

#9 - Genetic counseling

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired Jun 23, 2011

Amir and Tali are going to genetic counseling, and Amir wants to check if the baby will have the bad habits of Tali's family. Hefer has a new girlfriend, but he doesn't know she is arab. Itzko's daughter, Daniel, has a new boyfriend, and itzko doesn't like him.

star 8.45
60 votes
Directors: Ohad Perach
Writers: Adir Miller, Ran Sarig
Surfers' Photos

#10 - Surfers' Photos

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Apr 7, 2008

Amir takes photos of Tali naked with his mobile phone and then loses it and becomes worried that Itsko, who is caught by Lilach watching porn, will upload them onto the Internet.

star 8.33
3 votes
Hormone Tali

#11 - Hormone Tali

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired Jul 7, 2011

Tali is under the influence of hormones and it makes Amir crazy. Lilach wants Itsko to buy her a very expensive couch. Itsko is going pays for a faker to build it. Hefer is faking deaf and asking people for money in the cafe.

star 8.33
88 votes
Directors: Ohad Perach
Writers: Adir Miller, Ran Sarig
Buying an Apartment

#12 - Buying an Apartment

Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired May 29, 2014

לאמיר וטלי נמאס מבעל הדירה שלהם והם יוצאים למסע הבלתי אפשרי של קניית דירה בישראל. חפר יוצא עם בחורה שמאוד מוכרת לאמיר ואיצקו אך הם אינם יודעים בדיוק מאיפה. איצקו ולילך אינם מסתדרים עם התנהגותה של דניאל המתבגרת והם פונים לעזרה מקצועית.

star 8.13
8 votes
The Painting

#13 - The Painting

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired Apr 21, 2008

Itzko loses Daniele's painting and makes her another one. However the new painting causes Daniele's teacher send her to a young talents pictures contest.

star 8.00
1 votes
Directors: רני סער
Writers:
Disturbing Me

#14 - Disturbing Me

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired Apr 28, 2008

Tali, who works as an air hostess, invites a gay friend who works with her to her home and he ends up touching her in an ambiguous way. Hefer addresses the issue with Amir and Amir decides to deal with it.

star 8.00
2 votes
Directors: רני סער
Writers:
Mama Nature

#15 - Mama Nature

Season 1 - Episode 7 - Aired May 12, 2008

Itsko and Lilach celebrate their 10th anniversary. Amir and Tali decide to send them to a vacation villa and sign the gift voucher with "mother nature". And Amir and Tali volunteer to look after Daniel.

star 8.00
3 votes
Directors: רני סער
Writers:
The Parking Controller

#16 - The Parking Controller

Season 1 - Episode 8 - Aired May 19, 2008

Daniel performs in a show. Itsko doesn't want to pay for a parking in a parking lot and ends up getting into trouble with a parking officer.

star 8.00
31 votes
Handyman

#17 - Handyman

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired Aug 25, 2009

Amir fails to assemble an Ikea shelf. Amos the hot neighbor, assembles the shelf in minutes, right in front of Tali. Amir sets out to defend his masculinity. Hefer goes out with the news sign language woman and exploits it to his advantage.

star 8.00
2 votes
Directors: אוהד פרח
Writers: אדיר מילר, רן שריג
Lady Sense

#18 - Lady Sense

Season 2 - Episode 10 - Aired Oct 13, 2009

The erotic channel is airing movies for 48 hours free, and so Itsko will do anything to send Lilach to bed. Hefer meets a new girl and almost falls in love until Amir draws his attention to a small speech defect of hers. Amir wants Tali to start taking part in the expenses. He's sick of depositing so as Tali will withdraw.

star 8.00
2 votes
Falafel Friend

#19 - Falafel Friend

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired Aug 20, 2011

Amir's regular Falafel guy tries to become friends.

star 7.97
31 votes
Won't Let Me Rest

#20 - Won't Let Me Rest

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired Jun 30, 2011

Amir thinks that Tali can't watch him rest and therefor she gives him jobs to do in the house. Lilach tells Itsko she doesn't want Hefer to use their toilets.

star 7.97
59 votes
Sima the Nanny

#21 - Sima the Nanny

Season 4 - Episode 11 - Aired Jun 19, 2014

אמיר וטלי מחליטים לקחת מטפלת לירדנה הקטנה והם מוצאים את סבתא סימה - המטפלת האולטימטיבית. אמיר מתאהב במטפלת המבוגרת שמבשלת ומכבסת לו. לחפר מתקלקל המזגן והוא מגלה שכלל לא פשוט להשיג טכנאי מזגנים בקיץ. איצקו מחליט שהוא חייב לרכוש לעצמו חלקת קבר בקרקע.

star 7.89
9 votes
Reducing Arrivals

#22 - Reducing Arrivals

Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired Apr 10, 2014

אמיר מוטרד מכך שהוריה של טלי מפסיקים להגיע אליהם מאז שירדנה נולדה. חפר מתבאס מהעובדה שאמיר הפך לאבא והוא כבר לא החבר שהכיר. איצקו ולילך מנסים לסגור עניינים יפה אבל מהר מאוד העניינים מתגלגלים לכיוון בית המשפט. האם איצקו יעמוד בהוצאות בית המשפט?

star 7.89
36 votes
Directors: אוהד פרח
Writers: אדיר מילר, רן שריג
Stupid Diaper

#23 - Stupid Diaper

Season 4 - Episode 9 - Aired Jun 5, 2014

star 7.83
6 votes
Hefer Gets a Degree

#24 - Hefer Gets a Degree

Season 4 - Episode 12 - Aired Jun 26, 2014

חפר מבין שיש לו בעיה למצוא עבודה ובגיל 39 והוא מחליט להוציא תואר, אך במהרה מגלה שהעניין כלל לא פשוט. אמיר משתגע מכך שכל תכניות הילדים קצרות מאוד ושהוא אינו יכול לתקוע את ירדנה מול המסך יותר מעשר דקות רצופות. איצקו פותח פייסבוק משלו על מנת להתקרב לדניאל

star 7.80
5 votes
Coleslaw

#25 - Coleslaw

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired Jun 2, 2011

Tali wants to move from the city to a village(moshav)so Amir and Tali are trying to be accepted to a kibutz. Hefer breaks up from Dalia his rich girlfriend. Itzko divorces from Lilah.

star 7.74
88 votes
Directors: Ohad Perach
Writers: Adir Miller, Ran Sarig