The WORST episodes of Fat Pizza

Every episode of Fat Pizza ever, ranked from worst to best by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The worst episodes of Fat Pizza!

Fat Pizza is a hilarious series about a pizza shop and its wild employees. Fat Pizza has grown famous because of their portrayal of Ethnic life. Fat Pizza is based on the lives of five Ethnic people and one Australian pot-head. Pauly, the obsessed rev head who claimed he was a once professional boxer and wrestler, who works at the Fat Pizza shop and gets paid three dollars an hour is constantly told off by his boss, gets into fights with people, does burnouts in his car and loves pick up the ladies. Sleek, the amusing Lebanese rapper who claims he rapped with Eminem, Snoop Dogg and 2pac, picks up chicks, dealing and using drugs, gets into trouble with the police constantly with his gang and rapping in his car. And BoBo, the hilariously feared boss of the Fat Pizza shop.

Last Updated: 1/22/2023Network:7mate
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Melbourne Cup Pizza
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0.00
0 votes

#1 - Melbourne Cup Pizza

Season 5 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/5/2007

Bobo holds a Melbourne cup lunch at Fat Pizza. Everything goes wrong, from bad food to power failures; the obese customers are unhappy at the lack of food and alcohol.

Clown Pizza
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6.67
3 votes

#2 - Clown Pizza

Season 7 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/20/2021

Pauly hires the former premier to be his new delivery man. With all his new drivers, Pauly is spending his time playing 80s video games and texting the girls he's dating. Pauly takes a couple days off to race his new supercar at Bathurst. While passed out with Tina, Pauly has a freaky dream in which he is chased across the Nevada desert by two spies and a UFO. Rambo is dognapped to lure Pauly into a trap set for him by Ronnie McDoggle and all the stooges with a grudge against him. Is Pauly McFucked?

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Film Pizza
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6.67
3 votes

#3 - Film Pizza

Season 6 - Episode 3 - Aired 11/19/2019

Paul struggles to find delivery staff. During a routine delivery he discovers a secret about his father.

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Space Pizza
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6.75
4 votes

#4 - Space Pizza

Season 6 - Episode 2 - Aired 11/12/2019

Pauly Falzoni becomes the victim of fake news and must deal with the backlash.

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Date Pizza
star
7.00
3 votes

#5 - Date Pizza

Season 7 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/29/2021

Pauly puts some new, fully sick subwoofers in the Valiant, only to rear-end former cop Richard Head. Pauly's jiggly leg medication causes him to hallucinate. Pauly hires Junior, Bobo's old apprentice, to be the new pizza chef and breaks up a porno shoot behind the restaurant. Pauly double books after reconnecting with a pair of old crushes.

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Girlfriend Pizza
star
7.00
1 votes

#6 - Girlfriend Pizza

Season 2 - Episode 8 - Aired 10/15/2001

The Pizza guys have girlfriend problems—Sleek falls in love; Pauly takes a date to the top of the Sydney Harbour Bridge; and Bo Bo meets a disabled woman on the internet and takes her to dinner.

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Freaky Pizza
star
7.00
1 votes

#7 - Freaky Pizza

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/8/2001

Pauly's nephew is possessed by the Devil. Sleek is kidnapped and has his kidneys stolen for Claudia Macpherson's transplant. It's a full moon and this causes drama for Bobo.

Crazy Pizza
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7.03
30 votes

#8 - Crazy Pizza

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/22/2000

Bobo closes the shop early and gets ready to date a sexy somebody he met on the Internet. Sleek and Pauly have a night on the town. As usual not all is well in the land of fat pizza. The mother of all road rages ensues, bouncers, midgets plane crashes and dead bodies turn the night upside down. The shows finale is very Priscilla queen of the desert!

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Love Pizza
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7.03
29 votes

#9 - Love Pizza

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/29/2000

Supermedial Claudia MacPherson is getting married to actor Roger Connery—the new Bond film star. Paully joins the army reserves (thinking he'll meet girls). Bobo falls in love with Angelina, Pauly's replacement. Sleek tries out a new deodorant that leaves such an attractive scent he ends up in tight squeezes with drag queens, crazy chefs, a porn star, and a rock band called Marilyn's Regurgitators.

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Crime Pizza
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7.22
32 votes

#10 - Crime Pizza

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/15/2000

The premier of NSW passes a new homeboy law allowing police to detain and search anyone in a baseball hat or tracksuit. Unfortunately for the workers at the fat pizza pizzeria their uniforms consist of tracksuits and baseball caps. Pauly is arrested in a case of mistaken identity by two hopeless detectives. A disgruntled customer hires a hitman to kill Pauly because of a mix up on a pizza delivery. Even though its Sleeks birthday he is beaten Rodney King style by the whole police force. Claudia MacPherson has been videoed having sex with her boyfriend and the video is being broadcast on the internet and mama Gigliotti is under attack by some middleclass homeboys. The episode is narrated by Ian Turpie doing his version of Australia most wanted.

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Lino Pizza
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7.33
3 votes

#11 - Lino Pizza

Season 7 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/22/2021

Pauly fires Bobo after discovering he's been chopping up the customers. Needing new staff, Pauly hires his cousins, Lino and Mary, to help run the restaurant. Cop Richard Head tries to take down Pauly for taking advantage of his daughter, but bashes the wrong driver. Pauly's new driver, Jayden, has his kidneys harvested by a Mexican drug cartel. Pauly wakes up in the wrong bed after mixing his medication.

Island Pizza
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7.33
3 votes

#12 - Island Pizza

Season 7 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/15/2021

Pauly visits Julian Bousage in prison and tells him about his time hiding from the authorities in Mexico on a private island run by billionaire Jeffrey Hepstein. Later, Pauly interviews new staff before the store reopens, reaps the benefits of joining a local businessman's club, and has second thoughts about his decision to bring Bobo back.

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Politically Incorrect Pizza
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7.50
2 votes

#13 - Politically Incorrect Pizza

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/3/2001

Pauly and Sleek take off for a weekend at the snow and return to a Dog Day Afternoon style siege at the motor registry.

New Pizza
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7.50
2 votes

#14 - New Pizza

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/27/2001

The guys do an insurance job to get a new shop. Sleek returns from a holiday in Lebanon. Pauly experiences road rage with Saddam Hussein.

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Sexy Pizza
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7.50
2 votes

#15 - Sexy Pizza

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/10/2001

Pauly thinks he is on a mystery flight to Surfers, but ends up in Vietnam. Bo-Bo buys toxic cheese from Russia and Sleek, who thinks he's gay, delivers to the Mardi Gras.

Millionaire Pizza
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7.50
2 votes

#16 - Millionaire Pizza

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/17/2001

Sleek stars in a Survivor-style reality program with six beautiful models. Pauly encounters road rage with Anthony Mundine and Mike Tyson; and Bo Bo gets a new apprentice who is subjected to "apprentice abuse".

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Melbourne Pizza
star
7.50
2 votes

#17 - Melbourne Pizza

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/24/2001

When the Tax Department closes Bo Bo's shop for a $1 million GST debt, he blows up the Tax Office in an Oklahoma style bombing. Pauly and Sleek take a road trip to Melbourne.

Flashback Pizza
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7.50
2 votes

#18 - Flashback Pizza

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/1/2001

Bo Bo visits the shrink because of mental problems brought on by the shop. Pauly wants to become an actor and quit working. Sleek applies for a loan to kick-start his rap career.

Small and Large Pizza
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7.50
2 votes

#19 - Small and Large Pizza

Season 4 - Episode 2 - Aired 6/6/2005

Pauly's car gets confiscated by the police and destroyed. He then buys a new car, DJ BJ breaks Bobo's pizza oven, by hooking up his turntables. With the oven broken, Bobo is forced to ring Pizza Shack to order pizzas for his customers. Habib rips off a Christian family and a gang war between Kev the Kiwi's Maori gang and Rocky the Lebanese Rambo's Lebanese gang, causes problems for Fat Pizza.

Father's Day Pizza
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7.50
2 votes

#20 - Father's Day Pizza

Season 4 - Episode 3 - Aired 6/13/2005

We visit Hong Kong and Hashfield Heights. It’s Father’s Day and Bobo is giving away screwdrivers as part of a Father’s Day promotion. The pizza boys reminisce about their dads. Kev the Kiwi remembers his first beer with his dad. We learn the whereabouts of Habib’s father and Pauly reflects on his dad Alfredo, who disappeared when he was five. We learn that Alfredo Falzoni was the basis for Ian Fleming’s anglicized James Bond. Alfredo, the Maltese James Bond, was trained in espionage by the British after World War II. We discover secrets about the JFK assassination, Bruce Lee, Area 54, dead aliens, Harold Holt, Gough Whitlam and the moon landing. It's retro, conspiracy Pizza at its best. Cameos include Bessie Bardot, JFK, Marilyn Monroe and Bruce Lee.

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Holiday Pizza (1)
star
7.50
2 votes

#21 - Holiday Pizza (1)

Season 4 - Episode 4 - Aired 6/20/2005

Pauly catches Bobo in a compromising position with a transvestite. He blackmails Bobo into giving him a holiday, so Pauly goes to visit his cousin Luigi in Rome. Luigi sends an sms to Pauly that he has a Ferrari but he, in fact, only has a scooter, he tells Pauly he lives in a giant apartment but it's tiny; he also lies saying that he owns a nightclub when he is only the bouncer. Pauly is robbed by gypsies and loses all his money so Luigi gets him a job with a local Roman pizzeria. Pauly's new boss is Momo. Pauly then battles Roman traffic, horny old customers and the mafia.

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Holiday Pizza (2)
star
7.50
2 votes

#22 - Holiday Pizza (2)

Season 4 - Episode 5 - Aired 6/27/2005

Pauly arrives for work at Momo's pizza shop only to be sent on a mafia mission to Sicily, with his cousin Luigi. Pauly and Luigi encounter sex, drugs, horny gay guys and organized crime as they scooter their way across Italy.

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Waitress Pizza
star
7.50
2 votes

#23 - Waitress Pizza

Season 4 - Episode 6 - Aired 7/4/2005

Bobo decides to hire a waitress to help in the shop and all Pizza boys are drooling over her.

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Burnout Pizza
star
7.50
2 votes

#24 - Burnout Pizza

Season 4 - Episode 7 - Aired 7/11/2005

Pauly and Habib take a sickie and go to Queensland to compete in a drag racing competition, Rocky, Toula and Rocky's girlfriend Katrina come along too. Pauly has the hots for Katrina while Rocky treats her badly.

Habib's Wedding Pizza
star
7.50
2 votes

#25 - Habib's Wedding Pizza

Season 4 - Episode 8 - Aired 7/18/2005

Toula is pregnant and Habib must marry her. Bobo is hired to cater for the wedding, with his Fat Pizza workers as staff at the reception. Possibly the most hectic, violent wedding ever on Australian television.

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