The BEST episodes of Duck Dynasty season 3

Every episode of Duck Dynasty season 3, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Duck Dynasty season 3!

Series introduces the Robertsons, a Louisiana bayou family living the American dream as they operate a thriving business while staying true to their family values and lifestyle. Ask anyone in Louisiana and they'll tell you that the bayou state's favorite first family doesn't live in the governor's mansion but in the backwoods, where the Robertsons' rags-to-riches story is still unfolding. A homegrown mom-and-pop operation, Duck Commander has become a sporting empire by fabricating top-of-the-line duck calls and decoys out of salvaged swamp wood. This newly minted multimillionaire family is kept in line by business-savvy Willie, who runs Duck Commander with the help of his brother Jase, their respective wives Korie and Missy, patriarch and founder of the company, Phil, and uncle Si. Together they run a booming business that employs half their neighborhood, but at the end of the day, you can find the whole family around matriarch Miss Kay's dinner table.

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Battle of the Brothers
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8.68
153 votes

#1 - Battle of the Brothers

Season 3 - Episode 12 - Aired 4/17/2013

Willie's suspicious behavior from dying his beard to buying a new motorcycle, makes Jase come to the conclusion that Willie is having a mid-life crisis. Jase's help turns into a competition amongst the Robertson brothers to see who is most fit in body, mind, and endurance. Then, after discovering Phil and Kay's house has a mouse infestation, Ms. Kay convinces Phil they need a cat to help them rid the mice problem.

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Hallu-Si-Nations
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8.41
188 votes

#2 - Hallu-Si-Nations

Season 3 - Episode 5 - Aired 3/13/2013

With Willie out of town, the guys decide to flake off work and brush up the duck blinds on the Robertson land. When Si spots what he thinks is the infamous “Black Panther,” the skeptical Duckmen launch a mission to prove that it was just a figment of his imagination. Back at Phil's house, Phil enlists the help of his football-playing nephew and his fellow teammate to do chores, citing that this will “make them better football players.”

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Shot Thru the Heart
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8.39
215 votes

#3 - Shot Thru the Heart

Season 3 - Episode 3 - Aired 3/6/2013

The guys learn from Willie that John Luke is going through his first break up. In order to make him feel better the men decide to take John Luke hunting for nutria, and impart their relationship wisdom. Phil and Kay have a famous pet photographer come to their house to take pictures of them and their canine pets. But having a yuppy pet photographer from the city interacting with country born and raised Phil Robertson becomes interesting.

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Let's Go Hunting, Deer
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8.08
184 votes

#4 - Let's Go Hunting, Deer

Season 3 - Episode 6 - Aired 3/13/2013

Willie and Jase invite Korie and Missy along on a deer hunt because they believe their wives have become too “city.” The 'Do's' and `Don't's of hunting are doled out in the woods and subsequently broken creating arguments husbands and wives know entirely too well when dealing with the opposite sex. At Phil and Kay's, Ms. Kay decides she wants to frame Phil's original blueprints from the first duck call he created. Only problem is finding it first amongst her hoards of belongings. Si pitches in the search effort as well only to be distracted by the treasures he keeps finding amongst Ms. Kay's junk.

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Can't Hardly Weight
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8.02
266 votes

#5 - Can't Hardly Weight

Season 3 - Episode 2 - Aired 2/27/2013

Gearing up for his high school reunion, Willie realizes that he could stand to lose a few pounds. Jase and Korie set out to help him drop some weight and the strenuous battle of man-versus-waistline begins. Meanwhile Si is convinced that Phil's hunting dogs don't like him and he goes searching for his own canine companion.

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Tickets to the Fun Show
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7.96
193 votes

#6 - Tickets to the Fun Show

Season 3 - Episode 7 - Aired 3/20/2013

During Duck Commander's “Casino Night” party for the sale of their 5 millionth duck call, Si Robertson wins the grand prize of $2000 and decides to buy a massage chair for the duck call room. The massage chair becomes a detriment to the workflow of Duck Commander, so Willie takes Si around for a replacement prize. Phil takes Jase and the boys to his secret fishing pond on a neighbor's property. Only problem is, once at the water, the men spot a beaver dam. This means one thing: war!

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Here Lizard, Lizard
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7.90
214 votes

#7 - Here Lizard, Lizard

Season 3 - Episode 4 - Aired 3/6/2013

When the warehouse guys' new office pet (a lizard) escapes, they try all they can in order to catch the wily reptile. Proving impossible, the guys finally decide to bring in the big guns to help trap it--Mr. Phil Robertson. On the other side of town, Willie and Si have invited themselves to a ride-along with the West Monroe Police where they try their hand at being law dogs.

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Aloha, Robertsons!
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7.84
174 votes

#8 - Aloha, Robertsons!

Season 3 - Episode 13 - Aired 4/24/2013

After all their hard work, Willie decides to take the entire Robertson clan on a family vacation to Hawaii. But Willie's daily itinerary for the trip gets constantly undermined by the family's desire to participate in their own island activities.

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Duck Season Eve
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7.83
257 votes

#9 - Duck Season Eve

Season 3 - Episode 1 - Aired 2/27/2013

Tomorrow is the opening day of Duck Season and the men are carrying on their tradition of camping on the Robertson Land the night before... including Willie, who typically opts out of “roughing it.” But when Willie shows up to meet the guys in the Duck Commander RV, the camp is divided between those who want comfort, and those that will rough it. Back at Phil and Ms. Kay's, Phil has a tradition of his own that he'd like to carry on before Duck Season--getting a little loving from Ms. Kay. But because one of his other traditions is to go without bathing before Duck Season, Ms. Kay isn't allowing it.

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Si-amese Twins
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7.80
151 votes

#10 - Si-amese Twins

Season 3 - Episode 11 - Aired 4/10/2013

Willie calls the team into work on a Saturday afternoon for an HR training session, but the seminar quickly dissolves from unproductive to complete disaster. When Phil and Kay set out on a long drive to purchase a brand new washer and dryer, they find themselves lost on the outskirts of town. Unwilling to ask for directions, the trip home becomes an epic journey.

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Duck Be a Lady
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7.70
239 votes

#11 - Duck Be a Lady

Season 3 - Episode 8 - Aired 3/20/2013

Sadie has a homecoming dance coming up, but Willie doesn't approve of her dress selection. Willie decides to take Sadie out to find her a new “appropriate” dress. Jase is in a bit of a predicament when the coffee machine at Duck Commander breaks. Jep, the younger and more hip of the Robertsons, suggests they try a new coffee shop.

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Bass Man Standing
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7.63
155 votes

#12 - Bass Man Standing

Season 3 - Episode 10 - Aired 4/3/2013

The Duck Commander team is invited to unveil a wing of the local Bass Pro shop that will feature their products. Meanwhile, Ms. Kay attempts to get some quality time in with her grandkids when she invites herself out with John Luke, Sadie, and their friends.

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Ring Around the Redneck
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7.46
213 votes

#13 - Ring Around the Redneck

Season 3 - Episode 9 - Aired 3/27/2013

Though Jase lost his wedding ring long ago, Missy decides it's time for Jase to replace it with a new one. When Jase is duck hunting, once again, he loses the ring and is forced to come up with a game plan to approach and appease Missy. Trying to help Jase find the ring, Si goes back to retrieve his metal detector. But Si is distracted when he believes he found the treasure he buried in his yard years back when he returned from Vietnam.

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