The BEST episodes of Dice (2016)

Every episode of Dice (2016) ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Dice (2016)!

Story of Andrew Dice Clay, as he deals with a demanding girlfriend, two kids, mounting gambling debt and all of life's obstacles that keep him from being a stand up guy.

Last Updated: 12/4/2023Network: ShowtimeStatus: Ended
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Six Grand
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8.31
225 votes

#1 - Six Grand

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/15/2016

Season 1 ends with Dice’s place at the top of his crew being threatened when his old buddy Bobby the Mooch returns to town with newly acquired wealth. Dice’s jealous behavior causes him to lose his best friend, so he fights to win Milkshake back.

Directors: Jay Karas
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Sal Maldonado
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8.13
250 votes

#2 - Sal Maldonado

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/8/2016

Milkshake uses a fake name at a steakhouse to sound “mobbed up.” Meanwhile, Dice gets fired as the manager of his sons’ heavy metal band and is replaced by a slick Hollywood agent.

Directors: Scot Armstrong
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Ego
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8.03
301 votes

#3 - Ego

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/17/2016

A sex quiz reveals that Dice and Carmen merely “sizzle” in bed, so Dice makes it his mission to get her to “boil.” Meanwhile, actor Adrien Brody asks Dice if he can shadow him as part of his research for an upcoming role.

Directors: Jay Karas
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Alimony
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8.02
257 votes

#4 - Alimony

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/1/2016

Dice tries to find work when he learns that Carmen is still receiving alimony payments and gets a meeting at the Tangiers Casino. But the meeting is for 7:30 in the morning, an impossible time to wake up for.

Directors: Scot Armstrong
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Prestige
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7.96
284 votes

#5 - Prestige

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/24/2016

Dice gets upset when a plaster mold of his penis goes missing from an art show. Meanwhile, after Dice accidentally dings Criss Angel’s Lamborghini, the “Mindfreak” sets out to use his magic against him.

Directors: Scot Armstrong
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No Bullsh*t
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7.72
102 votes

#6 - No Bullsh*t

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/10/2017

Carmen gets arrested. leaving Dice to handle the arrival of her parents.

Directors: Todd Biermann
Writer: Sarah Afkami
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The Trial
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7.68
85 votes

#7 - The Trial

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/8/2017

At an all-time low, Dice loses one more thing: his identity. Season finale.

Directors: Tamra Davis
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Elvis
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7.63
401 votes

#8 - Elvis

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/10/2016

Carmen's brother is having a gay wedding at the Tangiers; Carmen's date (who never flips a wrist or says a sweet word to the boys) is Andrew. Milkshake is Dice's BF and plus one. Dice and Shake go on a short gambling kick before the wedding, but Dice's luck is in the toilet due to ATM fees and jumpsuit Elvis. They change casinos. Andrew promised Carmen to behave, so he gets rid of Elvis for a third time. But, Dice gets a nice return: captive audience for Shakespeare with his famous "my kingdom for a cock" speech.

Directors: Scot Armstrong
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Fingerless
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7.62
84 votes

#9 - Fingerless

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/1/2017

Dice gets cast in a film, but he soon finds out that not everything revolves around himself. An old friend visits Dice to discuss a promise made thirty years ago.

Directors: Jay Karas
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Big Fan
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7.58
108 votes

#10 - Big Fan

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/27/2017

Dice gets suspicious when he finds out an old stalker is right around the corner.

Directors: Scot Armstrong
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It's a Miserable Life
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7.58
131 votes

#11 - It's a Miserable Life

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/20/2017

Season 2 begins with Dice cursed by his old Rabbi and forced to live his life as if "The Diceman" never existed. He struggles to grasp his new reality and tries to win over Carmen, who doesn't recognize him anymore.

Directors: Scot Armstrong
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The Old Man
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7.55
94 votes

#12 - The Old Man

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired 9/24/2017

Dice takes up an unusual friendship after his family leaves him all alone.

Directors: Jay Karas
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The Twelve
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7.49
92 votes

#13 - The Twelve

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/17/2017

Dice gets a new gig and finds out that politics in Vegas are intense.

Directors: Todd Biermann
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