The BEST episodes of Dice (2016)
Every episode of Dice (2016) ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Dice (2016)!
Story of Andrew Dice Clay, as he deals with a demanding girlfriend, two kids, mounting gambling debt and all of life's obstacles that keep him from being a stand up guy.
#1 - Six Grand
Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired 5/15/2016
Season 1 ends with Dice’s place at the top of his crew being threatened when his old buddy Bobby the Mooch returns to town with newly acquired wealth. Dice’s jealous behavior causes him to lose his best friend, so he fights to win Milkshake back.
#2 - Sal Maldonado
Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired 5/8/2016
Milkshake uses a fake name at a steakhouse to sound “mobbed up.” Meanwhile, Dice gets fired as the manager of his sons’ heavy metal band and is replaced by a slick Hollywood agent.
#3 - Ego
Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired 4/17/2016
A sex quiz reveals that Dice and Carmen merely “sizzle” in bed, so Dice makes it his mission to get her to “boil.” Meanwhile, actor Adrien Brody asks Dice if he can shadow him as part of his research for an upcoming role.
#4 - Prestige
Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired 4/24/2016
Dice gets upset when a plaster mold of his penis goes missing from an art show. Meanwhile, after Dice accidentally dings Criss Angel’s Lamborghini, the “Mindfreak” sets out to use his magic against him.
#5 - Alimony
Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired 5/1/2016
Dice tries to find work when he learns that Carmen is still receiving alimony payments and gets a meeting at the Tangiers Casino. But the meeting is for 7:30 in the morning, an impossible time to wake up for.
#6 - No Bullsh*t
Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired 9/10/2017
Carmen gets arrested. leaving Dice to handle the arrival of her parents.
#7 - The Trial
Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired 10/8/2017
At an all-time low, Dice loses one more thing: his identity. Season finale.
#8 - Elvis
Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired 4/10/2016
Carmen's brother is having a gay wedding at the Tangiers; Carmen's date (who never flips a wrist or says a sweet word to the boys) is Andrew. Milkshake is Dice's BF and plus one. Dice and Shake go on a short gambling kick before the wedding, but Dice's luck is in the toilet due to ATM fees and jumpsuit Elvis. They change casinos. Andrew promised Carmen to behave, so he gets rid of Elvis for a third time. But, Dice gets a nice return: captive audience for Shakespeare with his famous "my kingdom for a cock" speech.
#9 - The Twelve
Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired 9/17/2017
Dice gets a new gig and finds out that politics in Vegas are intense.
#12 - Big Fan
Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired 8/27/2017
Dice gets suspicious when he finds out an old stalker is right around the corner.
#13 - It's a Miserable Life
Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired 8/20/2017
Season 2 begins with Dice cursed by his old Rabbi and forced to live his life as if "The Diceman" never existed. He struggles to grasp his new reality and tries to win over Carmen, who doesn't recognize him anymore.
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