The BEST Episodes of Dice (2016)

Every episode ever - ranked by fan votes!

Last Updated: Jun 9, 2020

Network: Showtime

Story of Andrew Dice Clay, as he deals with a demanding girlfriend, two kids, mounting gambling debt and all of life's obstacles that keep him from being a stand up guy.

Six Grand

#1 - Six Grand

Season 1 - Episode 6 - Aired May 15, 2016

Season 1 ends with Dice’s place at the top of his crew being threatened when his old buddy Bobby the Mooch returns to town with newly acquired wealth. Dice’s jealous behavior causes him to lose his best friend, so he fights to win Milkshake back.

star 8.17
263 votes
Directors: Jay Karas
Writers: Alessandro Tanaka, Brian Gatewood
Sal Maldonado

#2 - Sal Maldonado

Season 1 - Episode 5 - Aired May 8, 2016

Milkshake uses a fake name at a steakhouse to sound “mobbed up.” Meanwhile, Dice gets fired as the manager of his sons’ heavy metal band and is replaced by a slick Hollywood agent.

star 8.07
290 votes
Directors: Scot Armstrong
Writers: Alessandro Tanaka, Brian Gatewood
Ego

#3 - Ego

Season 1 - Episode 2 - Aired Apr 17, 2016

A sex quiz reveals that Dice and Carmen merely “sizzle” in bed, so Dice makes it his mission to get her to “boil.” Meanwhile, actor Adrien Brody asks Dice if he can shadow him as part of his research for an upcoming role.

star 8.01
357 votes
Directors: Jay Karas
Writers: Alessandro Tanaka, Brian Gatewood
Alimony

#4 - Alimony

Season 1 - Episode 4 - Aired May 1, 2016

Dice tries to find work when he learns that Carmen is still receiving alimony payments and gets a meeting at the Tangiers Casino. But the meeting is for 7:30 in the morning, an impossible time to wake up for.

star 7.93
295 votes
Directors: Scot Armstrong
Writers: Scot Armstrong
Prestige

#5 - Prestige

Season 1 - Episode 3 - Aired Apr 24, 2016

Dice gets upset when a plaster mold of his penis goes missing from an art show. Meanwhile, after Dice accidentally dings Criss Angel’s Lamborghini, the “Mindfreak” sets out to use his magic against him.

star 7.91
330 votes
Directors: Scot Armstrong
Writers: Alessandro Tanaka, Brian Gatewood, Scot Armstrong
No Bullshit

#6 - No Bullshit

Season 2 - Episode 3 - Aired Sep 10, 2017

Carmen gets arrested. leaving Dice to handle the arrival of her parents.

star 7.76
118 votes
Directors: Todd Biermann
Writers: Sarah Afkami
The Trial

#7 - The Trial

Season 2 - Episode 7 - Aired Oct 8, 2017

At an all-time low, Dice loses one more thing: his identity. Season finale.

star 7.74
100 votes
Directors: Tamra Davis
Writers: Scot Armstrong
The Twelve

#8 - The Twelve

Season 2 - Episode 4 - Aired Sep 17, 2017

Dice gets a new gig and finds out that politics in Vegas are intense.

star 7.61
111 votes
Directors: Todd Biermann
Writers: Scot Armstrong
Elvis

#9 - Elvis

Season 1 - Episode 1 - Aired Apr 10, 2016

Carmen's brother is having a gay wedding at the Tangiers; Carmen's date (who never flips a wrist or says a sweet word to the boys) is Andrew. Milkshake is Dice's BF and plus one. Dice and Shake go on a short gambling kick before the wedding, but Dice's luck is in the toilet due to ATM fees and jumpsuit Elvis. They change casinos. Andrew promised Carmen to behave, so he gets rid of Elvis for a third time. But, Dice gets a nice return: captive audience for Shakespeare with his famous "my kingdom for a cock" speech.

star 7.61
492 votes
Directors: Scot Armstrong
Writers: Jackie Clarke
Fingerless

#10 - Fingerless

Season 2 - Episode 6 - Aired Oct 1, 2017

Dice gets cast in a film, but he soon finds out that not everything revolves around himself. An old friend visits Dice to discuss a promise made thirty years ago.

star 7.59
97 votes
Directors: Jay Karas
Writers: Alessandro Tanaka, Brian Gatewood
The Old Man

#11 - The Old Man

Season 2 - Episode 5 - Aired Sep 24, 2017

Dice takes up an unusual friendship after his family leaves him all alone.

star 7.55
104 votes
Directors: Jay Karas
Writers: Scot Armstrong
Big Fan

#12 - Big Fan

Season 2 - Episode 2 - Aired Aug 27, 2017

Dice gets suspicious when he finds out an old stalker is right around the corner.

star 7.52
128 votes
Directors: Scot Armstrong
Writers: Alessandro Tanaka, Brian Gatewood
It's a Miserable Life

#13 - It's a Miserable Life

Season 2 - Episode 1 - Aired Aug 20, 2017

Season 2 begins with Dice cursed by his old Rabbi and forced to live his life as if "The Diceman" never existed. He struggles to grasp his new reality and tries to win over Carmen, who doesn't recognize him anymore.

star 7.48
163 votes
Directors: Scot Armstrong
Writers: Alessandro Tanaka, Brian Gatewood