The BEST episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm season 7

Every episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm season 7, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm season 7!

An unscripted series that brings the off-kilter comic vision of Larry David, who plays himself in a parallel universe in which he can’t seem to do anything right, and, by his standards, neither can anyone else.

Last Updated: 1/7/2026Network: HBOStatus: Ended
The Table Read
star
8.27
1003 votes

#1 - The Table Read

Season 7 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/15/2009

Rehearsals for the Seinfeld reunion show get complicated when Larry's text-message exchange with a 9-year-old Seinfeld fan lands him in trouble with the local authorities. Meanwhile, Leon tries to fool Michael Richards.

Directors: Larry Charles
Writer: Larry David
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Denise Handicap
star
8.26
1053 votes

#2 - Denise Handicap

Season 7 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/18/2009

Larry embraces the upside of disability when he courts a handicap woman to take to a recital at a friend's house, but she doesn't return the favor when Suzie throws Larry's cell phone in the ocean and Larry loses her number in the process.

Directors: David Mandel
Writer: Larry David
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Vehicular Fellatio
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8.20
1024 votes

#3 - Vehicular Fellatio

Season 7 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/27/2009

Larry deliberately tries to annoy Loretta, against the advice of a renowned doctor. Later, Larry dooms Richard Lewis' new relationship, and ends up profiting from Leon's indiscretion with the wife of a depressed pal.

Directors: Alec Berg
Writer: Larry David
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The Bare Midriff
star
7.99
1072 votes

#4 - The Bare Midriff

Season 7 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/25/2009

Larry inadvertently creates a miracle when he fires his assistant for exposing her waistline around the office. Jerry gets the idea to use Larry's latest mishap as part of the upcoming Seinfeld reunion show.

Directors: Larry Charles
Writer: Larry David
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Seinfeld
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7.93
985 votes

#5 - Seinfeld

Season 7 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/22/2009

Taping the Seinfeld reunion proves to be difficult after Larry's fight with a local coffee vendor alienates Jason Alexander and costs him quality time with Cheryl.

Directors: Jeff Schaffer
Writer: Larry David
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Officer Krupke
star
7.89
879 votes

#6 - Officer Krupke

Season 7 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/8/2009

While Cheryl competes for a role on the Seinfeld reunion, Larry is forced by Jeff to embrace his feminine side after a series of bizarre events leads Susie to think he's having an affair.

Directors: David Steinberg
Writer: Larry David
The Reunion
star
7.85
969 votes

#7 - The Reunion

Season 7 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/4/2009

Approaching the 10-year mark, Larry and Jeff finally agree to do a Seinfeld reunion show. However, after getting a bad set of tickets to a Lakers game, he tries to call the reunion off after offending the head of NBC. Meanwhile Larry hatches a scheme to win back Cheryl by casting her as George's ex-wife.

Directors: Jeff Schaffer
Writer: Larry David
The Black Swan
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7.77
988 votes

#8 - The Black Swan

Season 7 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/1/2009

Larry is forced to cover his tracks after he accidentally causes the death of a country club member and kills the club's mascot in an act of self defense.

Directors: Bryan Gordon
Writer: Larry David
The Hot Towel
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7.63
919 votes

#9 - The Hot Towel

Season 7 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/11/2009

A series of bizarre events leads Larry to get his doctor's personal phone number, but how much will Larry's doctor regret it?

Directors: Alec Berg
Writer: Larry David
Funkhouser's Crazy Sister
star
7.58
1093 votes

#10 - Funkhouser's Crazy Sister

Season 7 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/20/2009

Larry attempts a preemptive breakup with an ailing Loretta, and learns with Jeff that you can't make an "empty gesture" to a Funkhouser.

Directors: Larry Charles
Writer: Larry David