The BEST episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm season 7

Every episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm season 7, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm season 7!

An unscripted series that brings the off-kilter comic vision of Larry David, who plays himself in a parallel universe in which he can’t seem to do anything right, and, by his standards, neither can anyone else.

Last Updated: 11/2/2024Network: HBOStatus: Ended
Denise Handicap
star
8.28
1012 votes

#1 - Denise Handicap

Season 7 - Episode 5 - Aired 10/18/2009

Larry believes that he has found a way to enjoy someone else's disability without being disabled himself. Meanwhile, he hopes to end a rumor that Rosie O'Donnell can beat him up.

Directors: David Mandel
Writer: Larry David
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The Table Read
star
8.28
971 votes

#2 - The Table Read

Season 7 - Episode 9 - Aired 11/15/2009

Larry is miffed at both Marty Funkhouser's sudden presence on set during the Seinfeld reunion's table read and text messages from the nine-year-old daughter of a co-worker. Leon poses as a dead doctor to alleviate Michael Richards' concerns over his Groat's Disease diagnosis.

Directors: Larry Charles
Writer: Larry David
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Vehicular Fellatio
star
8.25
998 votes

#3 - Vehicular Fellatio

Season 7 - Episode 2 - Aired 9/27/2009

Against the will of a renowned doctor, Larry tries his best to irritate Loretta. Once again, Larry causes issues in Richard Lewis' new relationship, and, after being unintentionally tipped off by Leon, takes advantage of the wife of a depressed friend.

Directors: Alec Berg
Writer: Larry David
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The Bare Midriff
star
8.03
1041 votes

#4 - The Bare Midriff

Season 7 - Episode 6 - Aired 10/25/2009

When Larry and Jerry Seinfeld get together to write the reunion show, they consider including Larry's latest experience, which involves a crying Jesus and a bare-midriff assistant.

Directors: Larry Charles
Writer: Larry David
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Seinfeld
star
7.93
947 votes

#5 - Seinfeld

Season 7 - Episode 10 - Aired 11/22/2009

Not tipping for a favor gets Larry into bad graces with the studio lot's coffee guy, while Julia Louis-Dreyfus accuses him of leaving a ring on an antique table in her house. Meanwhile, he deals with the suspicion that their closeness during production of the Seinfeld reunion has led to Cheryl sleeping with Jason Alexander.

Directors: Jeff Schaffer
Writer: Larry David
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Officer Krupke
star
7.90
848 votes

#6 - Officer Krupke

Season 7 - Episode 8 - Aired 11/8/2009

Larry is forced to embrace his feminine side; Cheryl competes for a Seinfeld role; a law officer has an unusual name.

Directors: David Steinberg
Writer: Larry David
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The Reunion
star
7.86
940 votes

#7 - The Reunion

Season 7 - Episode 3 - Aired 10/4/2009

Jeff pitches the idea of doing a Seinfeld reunion to Larry, who refuses at first, until he realizes how he could make it pay off personally.

Directors: Jeff Schaffer
Writer: Larry David
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The Black Swan
star
7.79
955 votes

#8 - The Black Swan

Season 7 - Episode 7 - Aired 11/1/2009

Larry has bad luck on the same golf hole twice.

Directors: Bryan Gordon
Writer: Larry David
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The Hot Towel
star
7.66
887 votes

#9 - The Hot Towel

Season 7 - Episode 4 - Aired 10/11/2009

Larry makes an enemy of Christian Slater at Ted and Mary's anniversary party, but gets his payback while at a restaurant with an old flame. Meanwhile, Larry's doctor gives him his personal number and soon regrets it.

Directors: Alec Berg
Writer: Larry David
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Funkhouser's Crazy Sister
star
7.60
1061 votes

#10 - Funkhouser's Crazy Sister

Season 7 - Episode 1 - Aired 9/20/2009

Larry attempts a pre-emptive breakup with an ailing Loretta, and learns with Jeff that you can’t make an “empty gesture” to a Funkhouser.

Directors: Larry Charles
Writer: Larry David
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